Lu Mingfei doesn’t want to be a superhero

Chapter 246 Fury was assassinated, Hydra!

Natasha's home.

Lu Mingfei walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a bath towel.

Natasha sat on the sofa, lowering her head and typing on the laptop on the coffee table.

"Natasha, can't you help me buy a set of clothes?" Lu Mingfei complained.

Natasha turned her head and glanced at Lu Mingfei expressionlessly, her eyes thick with dark circles.

After he was picked up by Natasha in a helicopter, he originally wanted her to take him home and take a shower and change clothes first. However, she drove all the way back to her own home, and was surrounded by frightening low air pressure. Mingfei really couldn't give her advice.

Because after soaking in sea water, even if you use the fire control ability obtained from Constantine to dry your clothes and hair, a lot of salt particles and impurities will condense on your body, which will make you even more uncomfortable, so Lu Mingfei went to Na After that, Tasha's family had to borrow the bathroom to take a bath and borrow her washing machine to wash clothes.

Since he had no other clothes, Lu Mingfei could only come out wrapped in a bath towel after taking a shower - Natasha's bathrobe was too small for him.

Lu Mingfei looked at Natasha. The woman sitting on the sofa had obviously dark circles under her eyes, and her eyes were hollow with a hint of resentment, which made Lu Mingfei look away with a guilty conscience: "Natasha, are you okay? "

"I'm fine," Natasha shrugged, tilting her head and looking at Lu Mingfei, "Except for the fact that I can only sleep four to five hours a day because of you, I think everything is fine."

"Is it...that serious?" Lu Mingfei scratched his head.

"Come on, don't stand so far away, sit down and talk." Natasha sat on the sofa and patted the empty seat next to her with a smile.

"No, I like standing." Lu Mingfei said sincerely.

"Come on." Natasha continued to smile.

Lu Mingfei walked over silently and sat down.

"I'll kill you!" Natasha rushed over and strangled Lu Mingfei's neck. "Do you know what I've been through in the past few months? I think about resigning at least ten times a day!"

"Then you can resign. At the worst, I can help you find a wealthy job in the Stark Group..." Lu Mingfei's neck flexibly avoided Natasha's claws, and he was quite surprised at the same time - this was his first time. Seeing Natasha so glum.

Is the matter of cosplaying God really that serious?

"I used to be a killer, but I was captured by SHIELD and became an agent. Do you think I can resign?" Natasha's eyes were bloodshot, and she didn't know whether she was angry or sleepy.

"Do you have such a magnificent experience?" Lu Mingfei was stunned.

"Stop talking nonsense and take your life!" Natasha gritted her teeth.

…

Thirty seconds later.

"Natasha! Calm down!"

Natasha was pushed down on the sofa, and Lu Mingfei put one knee on her waist and pulled her arms behind her back.

"Let me go first!" Natasha struggled to say.

"You must first promise that you won't hit me with a gun after I let go of you." Lu Mingfei said.

"Okay, I promise..." Natasha stopped struggling.

Lu Mingfei let go of his hand, took his knees away from Natasha's waist, and let Natasha get up from the sofa.

"I'll bite you to death!" Natasha opened her mouth and pounced on Lu Mingfei.

…

Ten seconds later, Natasha was pushed down on the sofa again by Lu Mingfei.

"Is it necessary?" Lu Mingfei looked helpless, "I'm not a scumbag who always abandons you. You don't need to hate me so much, right?"

"You might as well give up!" Natasha looked fierce. "You have no idea what I've been through! In the past few months, whenever I close my eyes and start sleeping, someone will call me and ask me why I haven't done it yet. Take care of your affairs! And everyone who calls is of a higher rank than me, so I can’t help but answer the call!”

Lu Mingfei was a little embarrassed: "Then...I'm sorry?"

Natasha suddenly stopped struggling: "How about you knock me out?"

"Knocked out? Why?" Lu Mingfei was puzzled.

"Knock me out and I can have a good sleep. When someone asks me why I didn't answer the phone, I will tell you that you broke into my house and tied me up," Natasha said.

"Damn! Then I can't attack SHIELD agents? What a crime!" Lu Mingfei was shocked, "Natasha, you are so vicious!"

"Am I as vicious as you?" Natasha said angrily, "Why on earth are you pretending to be God! You shouldn't be such a childish person who likes to be cool in middle school!"

Sorry, actually I am. Lu Mingfei said in his heart.

After all, a man will be a boy until he dies, but a man will be a boy until he is not alive.

Of course, he would never dare to say this in front of Natasha, otherwise the effect would be the same as holding a torch to see if there is any explosives in the explosive barrel.

After letting go of Natasha who was pressed on the sofa, Lu Mingfei sat in front of the computer on the coffee table and glanced at the screen - the screen was full of messages from Christian sects and even politicians from various countries, probably all of which meant urging Natasha quickly resolved the impact of her cosplay on God.

"Ahem, you may not believe it, but I didn't mean to cosplay with God. The main reason is that if I want to use certain abilities, I have to shout lines from the Bible," Lu Mingfei said with a sincere face, "It's like magic. When the master casts magic, he must recite a spell."

"Really?" Natasha was a little hesitant, because she did see Lu Mingfei singing something loudly when he released Jun Yan, but what he sang at that time was obviously not in any language known on earth. .

"Of course!" Lu Mingfei said with a sincere face, "We are friends, how could I lie to you! I am always sincere to my friends."

Natasha hesitated and nodded: "If that's the case, there's really nothing we can do about it, but I'm not sure whether the people in the church and the politicians supported by the church will believe it and accept the explanation."

Lu Mingfei looked innocent and curious: "What else can they do if they don't accept it?"

Natasha:…

Yes, even if those people don't accept this explanation, what can they do to Lu Mingfei? This is a monster that can destroy a space battleship by itself. The wreckage of the space battleship that fell during the Battle of New York is still being studied by Tony and SHIELD. Even if that thing is thoroughly studied, it can be reproduced. A space battleship would still be shot down by Lu Mingfei.

But just because they couldn't do anything to Lu Mingfei didn't mean they were fine.

Thinking of this, Natasha felt that she was worse off than dead.

"Mr. Lu Mingfei, can you please stop cosplaying with God in the future?" Natasha looked at Lu Mingfei, pretending to be pitiful, "If you cosplay with God again, I will really go." See God.”

"Well..." Lu Mingfei rubbed his chin, "It's not impossible. I can promise you that unless there is a doomsday-level crisis that requires action, I will never cosplay God again."

Anyway, after experiencing the Battle of New York and taking control of Deadpool away from him, the organization that created Deadpool should no longer do such a loss-making thing. And Tony's Deadpool will be cultivated in the mirror space, and it will only Used to face the invasion of Thanos. By that time, cosplaying God and other things will be trivial.

"Really?" Natasha's eyes lit up, and her dim eyes became a little brighter.

"But you also have to promise me one thing," Lu Mingfei said, "I want to borrow Loki's scepter."

His intuition told him that the scepter contained very strong power, but the Silver Sword had been exhausted when absorbing the power of the space gem before, and he couldn't find a breakthrough to absorb the energy in the monolithic scepter, so he just Gave up the power of the Devouring Scepter.

Now that Silver Sword's appetite has been freed up, it's natural to give it another try.

"This... scepter has been sealed. If I want to lend it out, I have to ask Director Fury for permission," Natasha said, "But it shouldn't be a problem. Compared to the impact you have caused, borrowing a scepter is completely acceptable. "

"Okay, then I look forward to good news from you." Lu Mingfei nodded.

Natasha nodded: "By the way, can you knock me out? I really want to have a good sleep. I may be too sleep-deprived. Now when I eat, I occasionally see little people on the plate. Dancing.”

Lu Mingfei:...

Damn, SHIELD is really a black-hearted factory!

…

The next day, in front of Steve's house.

Lu Mingfei walked out of the car and motioned to the driver to go back first without waiting for him.

He came here not only to see Steve, but also to see Peter. After experiencing Loki's intrusion on the movie set, Steve also realized that Peter was "a good neighbor to the citizens of New York." "Street Hero" Spider-Man seems to be more than just doing good things to help people on the streets.

This high school student's strength seems to be a little stronger than that of Captain America, who has been transformed by a super soldier.

So in order to prevent Peter from being injured in the process of doing justice and accidentally hurting others because of his powerful strength, Steve invited Peter to come to his home in his spare time, and he would treat him as Captain America. Fighting skills and combat response training will help him grow into a superhero better.

Naturally, Peter had no intention of refusing to be taught by Captain America himself - to be precise, when he agreed, Lu Mingfei, who was watching, always felt that he was about to jump with joy.

Of course, while Peter became Steve's pupil of sorts and was strong even by superhero standards, no one considered him for the Justice League when it came time to form it.

After all, in the final analysis, he is just a high school student with super powers, and there is no need to shoulder such a heavy responsibility of protecting the entire earth.

Similarly, although Tony has discovered many superheroes around the world, he has no intention of inviting them to join the Justice League - some of them do not meet the Justice League's standards of conduct, some are too weak, and some are not trustworthy. , and some have both these shortcomings.

For example, Lu Mingfei heard from Tony that there was a rising new superhero "Daredevil" in Hell's Kitchen, who specialized in fighting Hell Kitchen gangs and criminals. Although he admired his behavior, Tony did not take it at all. His idea of ​​​​pulling a superhero into the Justice League who can't even solve the gang to face enemies that may threaten the entire earth is a bit too cruel no matter how you think about it.

Arriving at the door of Steve's house, Lu Mingfei rang the doorbell.

As the presidential campaign progressed in an orderly manner, Steve also moved from the apartment where he originally lived to a single-family villa - this villa was not given to him by Lu Mingfei or Tony, but was used by him to photograph " I bought it with my salary from the Captain America movie.

By the way, after the movie "Captain America" ​​became a hit across the country, Steve became a new Hollywood star - although this star only made one movie.

The only pity is that in order to keep up with the pace of the presidential election, the shooting cycle of "Captain America" ​​was greatly compressed. Even with Tony's massive financial and technical support, the quality of the details is still slightly unsatisfactory.

But Tony thinks this is a good thing, and they can take the opportunity to make another "Captain America Remake" in a few years.

A moment later, Steve, wearing a Captain America uniform and holding a shield, opened the door.

"Captain, do you like this outfit so much?" Lu Mingfei complained.

"I'll feel more comfortable wearing this in battle," Steve said. "Come with me, I'm training our hero boy."

Lu Mingfei followed Steve to the backyard. Peter, wearing a Spider-Man uniform, greeted Lu Mingfei: "Hey, Mingfei!"

"Hey, Peter." Lu Mingfei raised his eyebrows.

He specifically chose to come when Peter was around, and he had another purpose - last time he asked Peter to punch him, but he accidentally got the near-death buff. This time he came to avenge his shame.

"Come on, let's continue." Steve walked up to Peter and raised his shield.

…

A minute later, due to a mistake, Peter was hit by the captain's shield that was thrown and then spun back in mid-air. The captain then seized the opportunity and kicked him out.

Lu Mingfei looked at Peter who got up from the ground and blinked: "Wait, Peter, what's wrong with you? Even if you are facing Captain America, you are too serious, right?"

"Release the water?" Steve was stunned.

"Yes," Lu Mingfei nodded and looked at Peter, "Where's your 'Peter's cleverness'? Can't you predict attacks?"

"That's not called 'Peter the Clever', it's my 'Spider Sense'. The name Peter the Clever sounds like a skill from a children's comic," Peter corrected, "And I'm not talking about the ability of the Spider Sense. It’s not about predicting the coming attack, it’s about predicting the danger.”

"Is there any difference?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Uh... let's put it this way, if I encounter something that will hurt me, whether it is a man-made attack or not, the Spider Sense will remind me. For example, I am walking on the road, and a flower falls from a high place on a building. If the flowerpot hits me, I will feel it," Peter explained. "But on the other hand, if the flowerpot falls relatively low, I will not be hurt even if it is hit. Then the spider sense will You won’t remind me.”

"Similarly, if someone attacks me, but the intensity of the attack is not strong enough to hurt me, the spider sense will not respond," Peter explained. "You can understand that after the spider weaves a web, it will respond according to the impact of the web. Vibration can be used to determine whether the prey has been caught, a natural enemy has appeared, or simply the wind is blowing. The spider sensor has a similar principle. It only responds to things that will hurt me. If any movement can trigger the spider sensor, then this Ability is meaningless.”

Lu Mingfei suddenly realized - although the captain's fighting skills were far better than Peter's, with Peter's physical fitness, unless he aimed at Peter's vitals and attacked with all his strength, it would be difficult to injure Peter, and the spider sense would naturally not alert him. Peter.

I have to say that this is a good thing for training, allowing Peter to learn combat more efficiently without relying on the spider sense combat plug-in, but...

Steve fell into deep thought after listening to Peter's explanation.

Only then did Peter notice that the captain seemed to be looking at him a little strangely. After recalling what he had just said, it seemed a bit ambiguous. Peter quickly explained: "Captain, I didn't say that you are not dangerous to me, it's just that the attack you just used It can’t really hurt me, so the Spider-Sense doesn’t work.”

"Uh..." Steve opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.

Lu Mingfei suppressed a smile.

Peter suddenly realized that the ambiguity of what he had just said seemed to be even greater, and he quickly made amends again: "Sorry, Captain, what I actually meant was that if this was a video game, your gaming skills are very good, and I can't beat you at all. It's just your character." The attack power value is too low, lower than my defense power, so my character cannot lose HP... By the way, do you know about video games and HP? Sorry, I forgot that you were from World War II..."

Lu Mingfei quickly covered his mouth.

Steve silently walked to the corner of the yard and picked up his shield.

Just when Lu Mingfei covered Peter's mouth, his cell phone suddenly rang, and the caller ID turned out to be Natasha.

"Hello? Natasha? What's the matter? Didn't I promise you not to cosplay God?" Lu Mingfei said, "Or is Fury going to give me what I want?"

"Mingfei, do you have time now? Come to the SHIELD hospital right away! Director Fury has been assassinated. The situation is very dangerous and his life is in danger. Come and see if there is any way to save him!" Natasha's anxious voice sounded.

Lu Mingfei:? ? ?

No... If you really don't want to lend me my scepter, you can discuss it carefully. There's no need to sacrifice your own director, right?

I seem to have a cold and have been coughing. Why does the air conditioner in Guangdong not have a heating function... (‘-ω)