Lu Mingfei doesn’t want to be a superhero

Tony's house, conference room.

In addition to Lu Mingfei, Tony and Steve, Fury, Natasha and Hill were also there.

"SHIELD has been disbanded," Hill said. "Originally, many important documents should have been sealed or destroyed directly. However, in order to deal with certain emergencies that may arise in the future, Carter and I secretly saved some of the documents. .”

"Carter?" Lu Mingfei was stunned, "Is he the Agent Carter who played Carter when we were filming the "Captain America" ​​movie?"

"Yes, she is Ms. Carter Page's niece, Sharon Carter," Hill nodded. "After an investigation, we confirmed that she was not from Hydra and has nothing to do with Hydra. , is a target that can be trusted.”

"I propose that she become the leader of Steve's special operations team and liaise directly with Steve." Lu Mingfei raised his hand.

Lu Mingfei always felt that things might be interesting if Steve and Agent Carter could get closer.

"Mingfei, you..." Steve was startled.

"I agree!" Tony nodded.

"I agree." Fury nodded.

"Wait, I haven't agreed yet!" Steve shook his head quickly.

"Don't worry, captain. Carter's identity has been carefully investigated. There is absolutely no way he is a member of Hydra. Captain, you can trust him completely," Tony said.

"It's... not because of this." Steve shook his head.

"Captain, do you think we arranged for our old lover's niece to work with you just to see your jokes?" Tony asked.

"Isn't it...isn't it?" Steve asked.

"I didn't expect that in your mind, captain, we are such villains who just watch the fun and don't take it too seriously..." Lu Mingfei looked hurt.

"The leader of the special operations team needs to directly interface with you, execute your orders, and command the entire team. Therefore, he needs extremely strong communication and command skills, and it is best to have a certain degree of familiarity with you," Tony said, "Hill wants to be Fury's adjutant. Natasha is not good at commanding. Carter is the most suitable candidate from every aspect. We are considering it purely from a business perspective!"

Steve was stunned for a moment, thinking for a moment, and found that what Tony said seemed to be reasonable, and he felt a little guilty: "I'm sorry, I may have misunderstood you. How about... let me try?"

"Yeah!" Lu Mingfei and Tony high-fived.

"You guys!" Steve's eyes widened.

"Ahem, Captain, this is all for work, for our great cause of running for President of the United States." Lu Mingfei said seriously.

Steve:…

"When you said, 'For our cause of running for President of the United States,' why did you look like a villain?" Natasha complained.

"Do you, an agent, really have the right to say that I look like a villain?" Lu Mingfei also complained, "You were a member of Hydra a few days ago."

"It was Hydra that infiltrated SHIELD!" Natasha corrected.

"In the entire S.H.I.E.L.D., although most of the grassroots agents and support staff are not Hydra, the proportion of Hydra in the middle and high-level is more than two-thirds," Lu Mingfei said, "If this is a listed company, Hydra has absolute controlling rights, and most of the orders are issued by Hydra. You also said that you are not from Hydra?"

Natasha was silent for a few seconds and said no more.

Not sure if it was an illusion, but Lu Mingfei always felt that she suddenly felt very depressed and surrounded by low pressure.

Is Natasha so mentally fragile? Lu Mingfei was a little confused.

"In short, SHIELD is history, including some safe houses and bases that have been recovered by the United Nations," Fury said. "However, there are still quite a few safe houses and underground bases that even the United Nations does not know exist. After the new SHIELD is reorganized, those safe houses and underground bases can also be used."

"Wait a minute, isn't S.H.I.E.L.D. under the umbrella of the United Nations? Why doesn't even the United Nations know about the existence of those safe houses?" Lu Mingfei was puzzled. "The funds needed to build safe houses shouldn't be a small amount, right? If you don't apply to the United Nations, , where did you get the money?”

"Hmm..." Fury's one-eyed gaze drifted away and he didn't answer.

"It's very simple," Tony said, "This guy first defrauded funds from the United Nations, then used various reasons and methods to hack part of it, and then used the hacked funds to secretly build a safe house, so that the safe house does not need to be reported. ”

"How do you know?" Fury was surprised.

"The entire accounting system of SHIELD has been backed up by Jarvis," Tony shrugged. "By the way, Jarvis will be the accounting and financial system of the new SHIELD in the future, so that some people will not..."

Tony looked at Fury with a smile and raised his eyebrows: "Lest some people use the funds in a way that is not in compliance with the regulations."

Fury: ...

"By the way, what is the name of the new S.H.I.E.L.D.?" Lu Mingfei asked curiously, "Isn't it just called 'New S.H.I.E.L.D.'?"

"Of course not, the name is too old-fashioned," Tony said, "Actually, the new SHIELD will become the logistics department of the Avengers."

"Wait, what did you say?" Fury looked at Tony with one eye wide.

"Oh? Did I forget to tell you?" Tony looked innocent. "After the battle in New York, I have been negotiating with the White House. In order to deal with more unknown dangers and protect the peace of the earth, the Avengers need some Logistical support, after I argued with them for a long time, just last month, the White House agreed to let the Avengers establish a logistics base and equip it with police-level weapons. It also gave us a piece of land on which to build the base. .”

"So I decided to let the new S.H.I.E.L.D. be directly integrated into the Avengers and become the part responsible for intelligence work in the Avengers logistics base." Tony patted Fury's shoulder affectionately, "In the future, we will investigate where there are terrorists and where they are. It’s your job as a super criminal trying to take over the world.”

"What? But I founded the Avengers! And now I'm the director of the Avengers' logistics department?" Fury pointed to his nose with a look of disbelief on his face.

"You misunderstood." Tony shook his head.

Fury breathed a sigh of relief.

"You are the head of the intelligence department under the logistics department. You can also be understood as the branch director. There is another person who is the head of the entire Avengers logistics department." Tony explained.

"Who?" Fury asked with a dark face.

"It is an honor to participate in this meeting as the director of the Avengers Logistics Department." Jarvis's projection screen was unfolded in the center of the conference table. "I will do my best to serve you."

"When I worked with your father, you were still a baby!" Fury's face turned darker and darker. "You just use your position as a department head to deal with a World War II veteran?"

"If you're comparing seniority, there is a Nordic Thor named Thor in the Avengers. He is thousands of years old and is also the crown prince of Asgard." Tony spread his hands.

Fury: ...

"Hey, Solsol will be here soon." Lu Mingfei looked out the window and saw a strong man wearing armor and a cape slowly landing on the ground, holding a short-handled square hammer.

"Because we want to add a logistics department to the Avengers, theoretically all Avengers members need to be present to discuss it, so I called Thor here," Tony said, "But Banner said he wanted to retreat. Taught Strange, so he transferred his voting rights for this meeting to me."

After the Battle of New York, Lu Mingfei, Tony, Steve, Thor, Barton, Natasha and Banner jointly formed the Avengers. However, as an organization on the surface, it suffered too many constraints. Moreover, Barton and Natasha, the two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, could not be completely trusted, so Lu Mingfei and the four of them formed the Justice League hidden in the dark.

As for Thor...since the recent Electro-Optical Man incident, Lu Mingfei has become more determined not to recruit this guy into the Justice League.

Thor walked to the window, and the window opened automatically under Jarvis' control, and Thor walked in.

A trace of pity flashed in Tony's eyes - Thor seemed to have learned a little wiser. Nothing was destroyed this time, which gave him one less reason to ask for Asgard's magic metal ore from Thor. The last time the magic metal ore was used It's almost used for experiments and modification of steel suits.

"Hey, Sol." Lu Mingfei greeted Sol.

Sol walked quickly towards Lu Mingfei, looking anxious and even a little nervous: "Mingfei, you have to help me!"

Lu Mingfei instantly became serious - if Thor, who is not afraid of anything but the Hulk, becomes like this, he must be in big trouble.

"What's the matter, Sol?" Lu Mingfei stood up and said solemnly.

Sol rushed to Lu Mingfei, grabbed his hand, and said anxiously: "Jane and I had a fight, and then she said she wanted to break up with me. Is there any way you can persuade her not to break up with me?"

"Break up?" Lu Mingfei's eyes twitched, "That's it?"

"What do you mean? Can you be more serious? Jane wants to break up with me!" Saul said, "I can't lose Jane, you know, just like you can't lose...not lose...lose...uh , I’m sorry, I forgot that you haven’t had a girlfriend.”

Lu Mingfei:...

For a moment, he really wanted to stab himself, use the near-death buff and beat Thor hard.

"What's wrong, Saul, why did Jane break up with you? Tell me, maybe I can help you?" Old Tony sat on the chair on the ground and looked at Saul and said.

Coaxing women is his strong point. Tony Stark's reputation as a "playboy" is known to everyone in the United States.

"Do you have any idea?" Sol asked suspiciously.

"Hmm... maybe? Can I ask your girlfriend what she does first?" Tony asked.

"Jane is an astronomer, no, she is the best astronomer in the world." Saul said.

"Well...since I don't need to delve into astronomy knowledge for the time being, I will admit that your statement is correct for the time being," Tony said, "Why did she break up with you?"

"She said that I often don't have time to spend with her," Thor said a little frustrated. "She is right. Because of Loki's betrayal and the fact that Father God fell into sleep, Asgard's majesty in the Nine Realms has been shaken. , some people rumored that Father God was injured and sleeping, and was no longer able to maintain his rule. Thanos's army invaded the earth, which further confirmed the rumors that Father God was injured. Therefore, some forces in the Nine Realms have occasionally launched unrest recently, and there are other troubles. I have been When dealing with these things, every time I spend a few days with Jane on Earth, I have to leave for several months."

"Then you are really an incompetent boyfriend," Tony said, "But it doesn't matter, I am even more incompetent. My girlfriend has been helping me with the company's chores in the past few months so that I can settle down and do research. .”

"Don't say such scumbag things with a proud expression," Lu Mingfei complained, "Sometimes I really doubt that Miss Pepper likes you because of her motherly nature, and she can tolerate you to this extent."

"Is there any way you can help me?" Thor's eyes lit up and he looked at Tony.

"Of course, but..." Tony spread his hands, "We have a custom on Earth that we never let others help for free."

"What do you want? There are many Asgardian wines that are more than two thousand years old in my father's wine cellar." Thor said.

"I'm not very interested in wine," Tony shook his head, "Do you still have the magic metal ore from Asgard there?"

"As long as you can let Jane continue to be with me, I will send you a spaceship of ore!" Saul said.

"Okay, come here, I'm telling you..." Tony waved to Sol, and Sol leaned over.

A strange sound came from outside through the unclosed window, interrupting Tony who was about to speak.

Hill stood up suddenly and turned his head to look outside warily: "It seemed like the sound of a propeller."

"To be precise, it's the sound of the V-22 Osprey tilt-rotor aircraft." Lu Mingfei said, holding a glass of iced Coke.

"Can you hear this?" Natasha was stunned.

"No," Lu Mingfei shook his head and pointed out the window, "I can tell."

Natasha moved closer to Lu Mingfei and realized that looking out from his angle, she could see several helicopters that were very close through the floor-to-ceiling windows.

The moment Natasha saw them, several helicopters launched two missiles almost simultaneously, and the heavy machine guns loaded with them poured out firepower crazily.

"Careful-" Natasha screamed to warn the others.

Lu Mingfei raised the Silver Sword, and pointed the tip of the sword toward the artillery fire and helicopters outside. The missiles and bullets almost hovered in the air at the same time, like handicrafts solidified in resin.

The helicopter's rotors stopped rotating abruptly, but it was still suspended in the air and did not fall.

The people in the conference room looked at the scene outside that seemed to be frozen in time. The sound of the waves in the distance seemed to fade away, and the entire conference room fell into silence.

Lu Mingfei took a sip of Coke and looked at Tony: "Tony, why don't you tell Sol first how to win back his girlfriend?"

"But outside..." Tony pointed at the missiles and bullets.

"I'll take care of the small scene." Lu Mingfei snapped his fingers, and the missile twisted into metal balls. It was severely deformed but still did not detonate. It only emitted curls of green smoke.

Thor held a hammer and said with murderous intent: "I'm going to deal with those who disturb us!"

After that, he took the hammer and suddenly rose up, flew out of the floor-to-ceiling window, and rose to a helicopter. He tore off the hatch door and pulled out a figure by the collar.

"Saul's temper is too hot." Lu Mingfei shook his head.

However, as soon as Lu Mingfei finished speaking, a dazzling fire burst out from Thor in mid-air. With a violent explosion, Thor was blown down and hit the lawn hard. He rolled several times before stopping. down, leaving scorched marks on the grass, and wisps of black smoke rising all over the body.

Lu Mingfei:...