Lu Mingfei doesn’t want to be a superhero

Kassel College, student dormitory building, corridor.

"I didn't expect that our school actually has mixed housing for boys and girls! This is too open!" After hearing Lu Mingfei's explanation, Old Tang's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but think of his life in the dormitory in the school before dropping out of high school. By summer, everyone was shirtless and dressed coolly in the corridors.

Of course, his high school dormitory was separated for men and women, and the building he lived in was only for boys, but now if men and women live together...

"Although I don't know what you are thinking, I would like to remind you that the school dormitories have nothing to do with regular dormitories except that the internal bedrooms are bunk beds. Each dormitory has complete living facilities, including The air conditioner, bathroom, bathtub in the bathroom, and kitchen are not so much different from a dormitory, but it is not much different from a high-end apartment. Naturally, it is a mixed room for men and women." Lu Mingfei said.

"Tch, it's boring." Old Tang was immediately disappointed.

"I'm beginning to wonder if recruiting you to the school was the right decision," Lu Mingfei complained. "Aren't you the kind of beast who preys on inexperienced female college students?"

"How is that possible!" Old Tang angrily said, "Brother Fei, you look down on me too much!"

Lu Mingfei breathed a sigh of relief.

"Actually, I can accept female high school students." Old Tang said seriously.

Lu Mingfei reached out and pulled out a Colt Python from the holster on his waist, and put the cold muzzle of the gun on Old Tang's neck: "Repent for your crimes in another world."

"Hey, don't, don't, don't, brother Fei, I'm just kidding!" Old Tang muttered, "It's not like you don't know that I was single and have never been in love!"

Although he already knew that he was an unawakened Dragon King, in the final analysis, Old Tang had spent his life as a human being. He had an instinctive fear of things like guns, so he just had to hold his head and hide on guard.

"Don't worry, the gun is not filled with live ammunition, but Frigga bullets. It won't kill anyone." Lu Mingfei said.

"The Frigga bullet...oh, it's the anesthetic bullet you mentioned before, which will make people unconscious after hitting it, right?" Old Tang breathed a sigh of relief, "Brother Fei, you told me earlier, you scared me."

"It's not the Frigga tranquilizer bomb, it's another type, the Frigga voice-changing bomb. The person who is hit will speak in the voice of Sister Yu in the next period of time." Lu Mingfei said.

"Is there such a crazy thing?!" Old Tang's eyes widened.

"Produced by the Equipment Department," Lu Mingfei turned his gun, "This can be regarded as a product of alchemy."

"So alchemy is such a cruel thing..." Old Tang muttered to himself.

"We're here." Lu Mingfei put away his gun, walked to the dormitory where he and Fingel were staying, and raised his hand to knock on the door.

"Come in!" A sweet loli voice came out.

Old Tang was stunned: "My future roommate actually has a girlfriend!"

Listening to the slightly familiar lolita sound, Lu Mingfei suddenly had a bad premonition. He couldn't help but think of the cross that was slowly turning in the sunset on the roof of the equipment department not long ago. He took two steps back and said, "Old Tang. , you come and open the door."

Old Tang opened the door in confusion and took a look inside.

"Hey! Junior brother, are you back? Did you bring friends?" Sitting in front of the computer, Fingel turned to look at the person outside the door, speaking in a sweet loli voice.

Old Tang slammed the door behind him.

"Brother Fei!" Old Tang turned his head in cold sweat and looked at Lu Mingfei, who had already taken a few steps back, "What's going on?"

Does my roommate have any particularly weird hobbies?

"It's nothing," Lu Mingfei shook his head calmly, "He probably just had a loli voice that changed his voice. It's normal for him to make such a sound."

"Oh, it turns out it was just a voice-change bomb that affected Loli's voice... Why on earth would there be such a crazy thing!" Old Tang went crazy.

While Lu Mingfei was talking to Old Tang, the door was opened by Fingel from the inside. The strong man, nearly 1.9 meters tall, stood in the dormitory with a smile like a turtle in a brothel, using a weird lolita expression. The voice spoke: "Junior brother, you are back, why don't you come in and sit down."

Lu Mingfei kicked him: "Stay away from me, you're such a pervert!"

…

A few minutes later, Lu Mingfei, Old Tang and Fingel were sitting on chairs in the dormitory.

"This is probably what happened. A few days ago, my debtor came to collect the debt and found that I couldn't pay. So he became furious and shot me with a Loli voice-changing bomb," Fingel said.

Generally speaking, although students can also wear weapons equipped with Frigga bullets in school, the number of bullets is limited. Sufficient ammunition can only be obtained when going on a mission - but there is no anesthetic component, only pure voice-changing elements. The Frigga bullets are not within the scope of control. Any student who has the courage to go to the equipment department can easily receive such bullets.

When Freedom Day just ended, everyone tacitly avoided talking about this kind of bullet, and no one went to take it. Until one time, a conflict occurred between two students, and the personal conflict turned into a small group conflict. , the last shot was out of control, and a fight was about to happen in the school. One party suddenly took out weapons equipped with Loli voice-changing bombs and Yujie voice-changing bombs, and the other party surrendered on the spot.

After all, losing the fight is just a little embarrassing, but if you are hit by that kind of bullet, you can basically declare your social death in the school. If nothing else, at least your right to choose a mate will definitely be lost.

It was also after that that some members of the small group who were forced to surrender were unwilling to accept it and went to the equipment department to receive voice-changing bombs. Later, they successfully used the voice-changing bombs to threaten other people, and the threatened people also went to the equipment department to receive bullets...

In the end, a unique social-death deterrent was formed among the students, so that many people had the bullets in their hands that they once hated.

It is said that some girls go to the equipment department to get it, and then use it when making out with their boyfriends as a prop to add interest - of course, there are also a few people who use it with their boyfriends.

"I thought that after what happened last time, you were so stimulated that you became mentally ill." The corners of Lu Mingfei's mouth twitched.

"How is it possible? I am a man with nerves as tough as steel!" Fingel said with a resolute expression and a sweet voice.

Lu Mingfei and Old Tang were silent.

"Brother Fei, can I apply to change dormitories?" Old Tang whispered.

"Why are you changing dormitories?" Fingel walked up to Old Tang and put his arm around his shoulders. "Junior Brother Lu moved away to avoid those fanatical female suitors. I've been lonely recently. I finally got a new roommate. ! Don’t worry, Junior Brother Tang, Senior Brother will protect you!"

Old Tang:......

Is it too late for me to drop out of school now?

Just when Old Tang felt despair about his future accommodation career, there was another knock on the door outside.

"Did Senior Brother Chu and the others come to see us?" Lu Mingfei was curious and shouted outside, "Come in."

Unexpectedly, the person who pushed the door in was not Senior Brother Chu or Senior Sister Su, but Ling.

"Huh?" Lu Mingfei was a little surprised, "Zero, why are you here?"

"I'm here to find you, dear," Ling walked towards Lu Mingfei, "I didn't find you in the Lion Heart Club. Senior Sister Su said you might be in the dormitory."

"Dear?!" Old Tang's voice was distorted. He first looked at Lu Mingfei, who accepted the title calmly, and then looked at the little girl who walked in and seemed to be a junior high school student.

"Brother Fei! I didn't expect you to be such a beast! You can't be a high school student just a junior high school student!" Old Tang swooped fiercely at Lu Mingfei, "Accept the sanction, you pervert." !”

Lu Mingfei put his hand against Old Tang's face to prevent him from getting close to her: "Calm down! Although Zero is my girlfriend, she is actually a freshman like me!"

"Huh?" Old Tang was stunned, turned to look at Ling, and continued to move closer to Lu Mingfei, "Who are you kidding? You look like a junior high school student who hasn't even started growing yet!"

zero:……

…

"It turns out you are really a college student. Sorry, sorry." Old Tang smiled naively.

Zero expressionlessly took back the student ID card he had just shown.

"By the way, Ling, why did you come to see me?" Lu Mingfei asked.

Ling sat next to Lu Mingfei and nodded: "Senior Sister Su said that she would hold a welcome party for the new members. It will be held at noon tomorrow. Let me tell you in advance."

"Just make a phone call for this kind of thing. Why do I bother you to make a trip?" Lu Mingfei said.

"Another reason is that I wanted to see you, so I came by the way." Zero said this in his usual calm tone.

Old Tang and Fingel on the side stared at him with eyes that wished they could kill Lu Mingfei on the spot, and their eyes almost glowed red.

"Ahem, in that case, let's change the place to chat, so as not to disturb senior brother and old Tang's new roommate meeting," Lu Mingfei felt uncomfortable being stared at by the two guys, so he pulled Ling's wrist, "Let's go !”

Ling obediently followed Lu Mingfei and quickly left the dormitory. Because Ling had a mysophobia, Lu Mingfei didn't forget to close the door when he went out.

Looking at the closed dormitory door, Old Tang and Fingel looked at each other. The two new roommates who had just lived together uttered one word at the same time with quite a tacit understanding: "Beast!"

…

After seeing off Lu Mingfei and Ling, Old Tang packed up his things and put the toiletries he brought with him in the bathroom. When he came out, he found that Fingel had sat back in front of the computer and was downloading a copy of World of Warcraft.

"Senior brother, do you also play World of Warcraft?" In line with the principle of establishing a good relationship with the new roommate as soon as possible, Old Tang took the initiative and said, "Do you want to join us? I also play World of Warcraft."

Although the main game he plays is StarCraft, his technical prowess is there. Old Tang is also a good player in World of Warcraft, and he often acts as the thigh of other players in the dungeon.

"No need, junior brother, I'm at work." Fingel said in a sweet loli voice.

"Work?" Old Tang was stunned, "Are you from a goldsmithing studio?"

"No, how much money can I make then," Fingel waved his hand, "I play games with rich people, starting at $80 an hour!"

"Oh! Could it be that, senior brother, you are a master at leading rich people to defeat bosses!" Old Tang suddenly realized, "Disrespectful."

"No, actually my skills are relatively average," Fingel shook his head, "I mainly chat with rich people."

"Chat?" Old Tang thought for a few seconds and suddenly had a terrible guess.

"Senior brother, could you be..." Old Tang subconsciously took a few steps back.

Fingel turned on the mic, leaned close to the microphone, and said in a tone that could be called nine-turn and eighteen-turn: "Boss, I'm here, I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long~"

Turning off the microphone, Fingel turned to look at Old Tang: "I didn't expect, junior brother, that such a sinful invention as the voice-changing bomb can actually have such a great use! I have earned almost two thousand US dollars in the past few days! Hahahahahaha …”

"By the way, the effect of the voice-changing bullets that my creditor gave me before is almost gone. I have to go to the equipment department to get a few. This time, not only do I need Loli-yin ones, I also need some Yujie-yin ones," Fingel said. He murmured to himself, "I heard that if you have a boss, you like the royal sister style..."

Old Tang's eyes were empty and his face was dull. He had only one thought in his mind - is it too late for me to drop out of school?

…

The next day, at noon, in a private room of a restaurant in Kassel College.

Lu Mingfei, Su Xiaoqiang, Su Qian, Chu Zihang and Old Tang gathered around a table and raised their Coke or wine at the same time: "Cheers!"

The people at the table were all people who had met in Viana do Castelo.

Originally, Lu Mingfei planned to ask Ling to come with him, but Ling said that she had made an appointment with the school's psychiatrist two days ago because of nightmares, so she couldn't come today.

Fingel enthusiastically expressed his desire to come and have a meal... He wanted to welcome his new classmate Lao Tang. However, considering that he was still in the period of changing his voice, Lu Mingfei put a gun on Fingel's head for the sake of other people's appetite. , politely rejected him.

The welcome party went very well, everyone was acquaintances, and they even slayed a dragon side by side, so it was considered a life-long friendship. The only strange thing was that throughout the welcome party, Old Tang would peek at Lu Mingfei and Lu Mingfei from time to time. Su Xiaoqiang, and then looked at Su Qian.

It wasn't until the welcome party was almost over and everyone was full of wine and food that Old Tang said, "Senior Sister Su, can I ask you something?"

"Okay, let's talk." Su Xiaoqiang said.

"No, Sister-in-law Fei, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about another senior sister Su." Old Tang said.

"Me?" Susie said, "Okay, just ask. I am the assistant to the president of the Lion Heart Club after all. If you have any problems, I will try my best to help you solve them."

"Um...can we go out and talk?" Old Tang scratched his head.

"What can't you say here?" Susie was stunned.

"It's just..." Old Tang's eyes wandered, "It's a little inconvenient."

Seeing Old Tang's coquettish look, Susie's heart skipped a beat - Damn it, is this guy coming for me?

"That...senior sister?" Old Tang said hesitantly.

Susie took a deep breath and stood up: "Okay, let's go out and talk."

Old Tang followed Susie out of the private room.

"Hey!" Su Xiaoqiang poked Lu Mingfei, ignoring Old Tang calling her "fei sister-in-law" before, "Don't you think something is wrong with Old Tang? Is he trying to confess to Senior Sister Su? ?”

"No way, I didn't see that Old Tang likes Senior Sister Su." Lu Mingfei frowned slightly, "In this aspect, I am quite confident."

After all, he could tell at a glance that there was something going on between Tony and Pepper.

"Your eyes? What can you see!" But Su Xiaoqiang sneered at Lu Mingfei's eyes.

"Hey!" Su Xiaoqiang leaned close to Lu Mingfei's ear, looked at Chu Zihang, and said in a very low voice, "Tell me, what will Senior Brother Chu think if Old Tang confesses to Senior Sister Su?"

"Don't think about it, there is no such possibility." Lu Mingfei whispered to Su Xiaoqiang.

Looking at the two people who were almost touching their heads, Chu Zihang, who was sitting opposite, had a flash of doubt in his eyes - does Lu Mingfei like Su Xiaoqiang or Ling?

In the corridor outside the box, Susie took Old Tang to a remote corner to make sure no one would eavesdrop. Then she looked at Old Tang seriously and said, "Speak, I will listen carefully."

As she said this, Susie was already thinking about how to reject Old Tang more tactfully and not hurt him.

"Senior sister, actually I have been holding back this question since just now," Old Tang looked around and whispered, "Isn't Brother Fei's girlfriend Su Xiaoqiang? Yesterday I saw that he had a new loli girlfriend. , I thought he had broken up with Fei Sao, but now they are still having dinner together, and there is no disharmony at all. Do you know what is going on? "

Susie was silent for a few seconds.

So that’s what I was asking... Well, that’s right, normal people will have this question.

After thinking for a few seconds, Su Qian said: "Well...it's hard for me to explain the specific relationship to you, because I'm confused myself. But I can tell you that currently, Ling, Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqiang live together. , to be precise, in the same house.”

Old Tang was silent for a few seconds, then suddenly turned his head and strode towards the private room, murderous aura rising all over his body like a dragon.

"Alas, why did you leave suddenly!" Susie was forced to take two steps back by this amazing momentum, and then quickly caught up with her.

"I'm going to do justice for heaven!" Old Tang strode forward, gritting his teeth, his face full of grief, anger... and envy.