Lu Mingfei doesn’t want to be a superhero

In Lu Mingfei's home, in his bedroom.

Lu Mingfei, who had just woken up and sat on the edge of the bed with disheveled hair, put his hands on both sides of his body and fell into deep thought.

Various strange whispers kept coming to his ears, as if they were ringing from the void - they were the devout prayers of believers.

And if anyone else is here, they can see Lu Mingfei, who is "listening to the prayers of believers," with the corners of his mouth twitching crazily.

"God, please let your devout believers win this game. I have mortgaged my house and car, and sold my wife to the Hell's Kitchen gang to collect the money. As long as I can win the bet, I will become a multi-millionaire, and I can buy my wife back. Please give me your blessing and let your most devout believer win! Even if I cannot go to heaven after death, I will have no complaints!"

You are a deadbeat gambler and still want to go to heaven? Go to hell!

"God, please give your most devout believer a person who is 1.85 meters tall, very handsome, has an annual net income of more than two million US dollars, has his own villa and luxury car, does not smoke, does not drink, does not fool around, and knows how to do it every day Give me a husband who says good morning to me, buys me gifts, never limits my spending, and does what I say.”

Are you praying or making a wish?

"God, I have nothing to ask for, I just hope that you will make me immortal. For this, I am willing to give all my wealth, including the thirty-nine companies under my name."

If one day Tony invents brain-computer immortality technology, I will definitely come to you to conduct experiments.

"God, as your most devout believer, please resurrect my poor stepdaughter who committed suicide..."

I finally have the wish of a normal person, but it’s a pity that God doesn’t know how to revive...

"...I swear I will never abuse her again."

You hurry up and die together, you scum!

"Supreme Lord, I am guilty. As your priest, I actually did that kind of thing with the nun... Please forgive me, this ungodly lamb. I swear that I will never do that kind of thing against the doctrine with a nun again." If it’s over, I’ll go find the little boy…”

Lu Mingfei opened his eyes and rubbed his forehead.

He seems to understand now why believers' prayers are a source of pollution.

It's really hard to stay sane after hearing too much of this stuff.

Of course, these are the more outrageous ones, and there are also some more normal prayers, such as "Don't fail the final exam," "My girlfriend, don't leave me," "There will never be another pineapple pizza in the world," and the like.

Blocking these prayers from believers, Lu Mingfei took out his mobile phone: "Hey, Jarvis, check Hell's Kitchen to see if anyone has recently sold his wife for gambling money, and if there is anyone in the southeast corner of Hell's Kitchen who abused his stepdaughter and caused If he commits suicide, let Michael deal with it."

"Yes, sir."

As God, while hearing the prayers of believers, he can also know the general location of believers and even some more detailed information.

A large number of those more outrageous, even unconscionable prayers come from the place "Hell's Kitchen".

It can be said that the people are simple and honest, and the people are outstanding.

Putting down his phone, Lu Mingfei pondered.

Although there is a so-called "God" person, it is impossible for him to really fulfill the wishes of believers - not to mention the issue of the gain outweighing the losses, the key point is that most of those believers are not normal wishes.

But thinking about it, there seems to be no need to make a wish for something you can do on your own.

Of course, if you think about it from another perspective, the God who was created in history has not fulfilled any of the wishes of believers, but there are still a large number of believers, so for God, answering the prayers of believers is not a necessity at all.

But if he blocked all the more outrageous prayers, he would probably let many scumbags dare to make wishes to him.

etc……

Can I only hear the prayers of these believers?

Lu Mingfei rubbed his chin. Although he did not feel that he was a god psychologically, when he used the power of faith, he would indeed have some characteristics of a "god". So... could he pray part of it? Pass it on to Michael and let him handle it?

Anyway, Michael's current attitude towards the development of the church can be said to be fanatical. If you give him more work, he shouldn't object, right?

Of course, if Michael is willing, he can also give Michael some power of faith to turn him into a real "angel" from a certain perspective.

The power of faith will distort and pollute the user, causing it to be assimilated towards the attributes of the power of faith itself. This is a big problem. For example, if he gives a target the power of faith of Seraph, it will be directed towards the power of Seraph. The direction is assimilated and transformed, but...

Even if Michael is not blessed by the power of faith, he still considers himself a Seraph now.

In comparison, when the power of faith was used on him, it seemed that it suddenly didn't have much side effects.

what is this? Before being mentally contaminated, if you become abnormal first, then you don't have to worry about being contaminated?

Lu Mingfei complained in his heart.

Before this, he actually had not considered giving Michael the power of faith because there was not much power of faith at that time. But today when he woke up, the amount of power of faith had inexplicably increased several times, and it was still there. It is soaring at a speed like a river bursting its banks, with no stopping momentum at all - this proves that his followers are still increasing at an incredible speed.

Maybe because he saved New York City in public yesterday? After all, the diameter of the big fireball at that time was more than five kilometers, and it was probably visible to the whole of New York.

But can one New York City provide so much power of faith?

…

Just as Lu Mingfei was thinking, there was a knock on his bedroom door.

"Boss, there is a beautiful lady coming to see you." The maid outside the door said.

"Oh, wait a minute, I'll be there soon." Lu Mingfei smoothed his messy hair, got up and walked to the bedroom door to open the door.

The maid standing outside the door is young and beautiful, with long golden hair, blue eyes, three-dimensional and deep facial features, but still feminine and feminine. She is wearing a black and white short skirt maid uniform, with white silk between the upper edge and the hem of the skirt. Revealing a section of snow-white toned thighs.

This was also the maid that Tony helped Lu Mingfei find - but to be precise, Tony found a professional maid college that had just graduated its first batch of students last year, and signed an agreement directly with the school, asking them to send out the maids who graduated at that time. The few with the best grades came to Lu Mingfei's house. They were all top-notch in appearance, personality, and professional skills.

If he wasn't with Pepper now and didn't dare to mess around, Lu Mingfei estimated that Tony would have to prepare a few for himself. Although there were too many secrets in his home to hire a maid, he still had a lot of vacation villas.

The maid who came knocking on the door had the best grades among the graduating students. Logically speaking, her professional quality should be impeccable, but now there was a trace of fear in her ocean-like clear blue eyes - as if she was not a guest. A beautiful woman, but a certain beautiful female ghost.

Following the maid into the living room, Lu Mingfei raised his eyebrows and paused subconsciously.

The person sitting on the sofa is Natasha.

Different from her previous image of smart short hair, her hair seemed to be a little longer now - in fact, Lu Mingfei thought her hair was longer when they last met, but last time, although her hair was long, it was well taken care of. He looked very capable and neat, but his long red hair was now hanging down, and his eyes were covered by the broken hair on his forehead.

"Hi? Natasha, good morning." Lu Mingfei greeted her.

"Good morning." Natasha gave Lu Mingfei a smile that looked fine no matter where she looked, but it made him feel a little guilty for no reason.

"Have you had breakfast? Do you want to have something together?" Lu Mingfei invited.

"No, I just took the nutrient solution before coming here," Natasha said.

"Nutritional solution?" Lu Mingfei was stunned.

"Yes, because I have been working overtime all night recently, I don't even have time to eat, so I have to eat some special nutrient solution to save time," Natasha stretched out her hands and gestured, "It's a bit similar to the food astronauts eat in space. , a toothpaste-like package, the content inside looks like toothpaste, but tastes like tasteless toothpaste..."

"Thank you for your hard work." Lu Mingfei sat on the sofa, far away from Natasha.

"It's not hard, it's not hard," Natasha looked at Lu Mingfei with a smile, "Compared with a certain God who is busy broadcasting his manifestations globally and whose followers spread all over the world overnight, my little work can be considered nothing. What’s the hard work?”

"Huh? The global live broadcast is manifesting?" Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, but he immediately reacted, "Holy crap! Those reporters who went to Dr. Otto's exhibition yesterday, when the equipment went out of control, they couldn't have been live broadcasting, right?"

Lu Mingfei was shocked at the time. He knew about the live broadcast of press conferences. After all, it was an epoch-making technology, and everyone wanted to get first-hand information. Live broadcasting would definitely be much faster than going back to write articles and publish them after the interview, but he did not expect that What was surprising was that after the equipment went out of control, the reporters did not run for their lives, but continued to broadcast!

Do you have to be so dedicated?

"Hehehehe, what do you think? Not only is it live broadcast, but also ace reporters from international major media are live broadcasting it," Natasha smiled, "The whole world has seen it."

"There aren't that many people watching technology live broadcasts..." Lu Mingfei said.

"So someone posted the recording of the online live broadcast to major chat communities, and it immediately became popular." Natasha said.

"Can't it be deleted?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Why do you think I've been working all night since yesterday and still get criticized on the phone by that brat Fury for being too inefficient!" Natasha suddenly roared and raised her head suddenly, her broken hair flying in front of her forehead, revealing a pair of dark It looks like the eyes are painted with heavy smoky makeup.

Lu Mingfei was silent for a few seconds. He didn't know if it was because of her acting skills, but he always felt that Natasha's eyes with thick dark circles seemed to be filled with tears.

"Obviously...it was very difficult for me to rest. I worked continuously for thirty-five days before I had a holiday yesterday, so I could sleep in. But I was woken up by an urgent overtime call just after I fell asleep..." Natasha grabbed her hands. Holding his hair.

"Then come to my house..." Lu Mingfei said.

"Mission, Fury asked me to advise you to make less noise next time. Even if you want to be 'God' for the status of the entire earth in the universe, you should take your time to spread your faith, right?"

There seemed to be a trace of grievance on Natasha's face: "Before, the main people who bombed the Avengers base were religious leaders, but now they have become the real 'big shots', you know? Even the Secretary of State called I’m calling for accountability! What do you want me to do!”

"Don't worry, he will no longer be the Secretary of State. The election is not far away. When Steve takes office, the current Secretary of State will be replaced and Tony will be the one," Lu Mingfei said, "But Tony said before that he wanted to be the Secretary of Defense. Ask me if I want to be Secretary of State, I don’t want to, it’s such a hassle..."

Natasha:…

Yes, you are not the Secretary of State, you are here to be God!

"Okay, my mission is to persuade you." Natasha rolled her eyes and stood up unsteadily, "You won't listen to the advice anyway. I can go back and continue working overtime after I go through the process. goodbye."

"By the way, I have no relatives. If I die suddenly on the job, just donate all my salary and pension this month to the welfare institution." Natasha waved her hand tiredly.

"You are exaggerating." Lu Mingfei complained.

"What do you know? The workload you have added to me is beyond what humans can do. I have almost become your personal religious secretary." Natasha said weakly.

She felt like she had already stepped half into heaven, and she didn't even have the energy to complain to Lu Mingfei.

"Wait a minute," Lu Mingfei suddenly said, "You came to me because of work and mission, but the mission doesn't stipulate when you will go back, right?" Why don't you take a nap at my house and get some rest? At that time, I said that I had been working, but I was too difficult to persuade, so it took a long time. "

"That makes sense!" Natasha's eyes lit up as she just stood up from the sofa, and then she fell down, her upper body lying on the sofa, her lower body kneeling on the ground, and she fell asleep directly.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't sleep like this. You'll catch a cold. Go to the guest room and sleep!" Lu Mingfei quickly asked the maid to help Natasha stand up.

"Leave me alone, I want to sleep..." Natasha mumbled vaguely.

…

A few days later.

At Tony's house, in the Justice League meeting room where strict confidentiality measures were taken, Lu Mingfei, Tony and Banner sat together.

Lu Mingfei briefly told Natasha's experience and situation.

"It's too tragic." Tony shook his head.

"It's really too miserable." Banner shook his head.

"First of all, theoretically, the Avengers serve the Justice League, so Natasha is considered a subordinate of the Justice League, and everyone here has responsibilities." Lu Mingfei skillfully passed the blame without mentioning the extra workload. I did this all by myself.

"Secondly, you two don't look any better than Natasha." Lu Mingfei complained.

He originally wanted to discuss with Tony and give Natasha a shot of mixed-race potion, so that he could exploit her more unscrupulously... No, it would greatly increase her work endurance.

But now looking at the heavy dark circles on Tony and Banner's faces, he suddenly felt that this matter could be discussed later, and it was more important to let these two people get some sleep first.

Dr. Banner was okay, it would be difficult for him to die with Hulk around, but Tony...Lu Mingfei was really afraid that he would die suddenly.

"It's nothing, it's just that I've been working overtime to prepare Ultron's body these past few days, so I didn't sleep much." Tony said.

"You guys are working too hard." Lu Mingfei sighed.

"It won't work if we don't fight. Who knows when Ultron will lose control. We need to put shackles on him quickly so that we can feel at ease," Banner said. "Ultron's body has been made. It's just the last step. Mingfei, go Perform your 'spiritual rituals' on him."

Ultron loses control? Lu Mingfei's heart moved slightly.

In fact, he suspected that Ultron had lost control, because when he was attacked by him with cold air, Dr. Otto used the dust-free protection.

Lu Mingfei made many guesses about his ability to use speech spirits. One of them was that Ultron controlled the mechanical tentacles behind Dr. Otto, because he has the characteristics of both data and soul. When Ultron's data and When the tentacles combine, they may release the realm like a living spirit in an alchemical weapon.

The evidence is the small instrument that was driven into the back of Dr. Ultron's neck. After Lu Mingfei checked it, he found that it was a suggested signal transmitter. It is estimated that Ultron used it as a medium to invade his program into Dr. Otto's tentacles. .

As for the person who used the camera to shoot out the signal transmitter... he was handed over to the Avengers headquarters for processing. Originally, people from the SHIELD torture department performed some "criminal arts" on him, but found nothing.

Although there was no conclusive evidence, Lu Mingfei felt that Ultron was highly suspicious.

Therefore, it is in line with his wishes to conduct spiritual rituals on it as soon as possible.

Lu Mingfei briefly told Tony and Banner his suspicions about Ultron's loss of control. The three of them agreed that Ultron was highly suspicious, and immediately got up and left the conference room and entered Tony's mirror space.

…

The center of the mirror space.

A giant steel dragon stood in front of the hall, more majestic than Professor Lizard in his giant form, like a steel mountain made of swords.

In the main hall, Ultron "stared" at his freshly baked body. In the data space, he nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, great. With this body, I will be freer and exert stronger power." , can do more things.”

"I really want to thank you, Tony, Banner, and...the God of the old world who is about to be replaced by me, hahahahahaha..."