Lu Mingfei doesn’t want to be a superhero

Lu Mingfei was at home.

Lu Mingfei and Natasha sat opposite each other.

Natasha was silent and lost in thought.

Lu Mingfei picked up the coffee, took a sip, stuck out his tongue, and put it back - the coffee was made by the maid who went to the room to ask him. As a newcomer, he didn't know that Lu Mingfei only drank sugar and sweetened it. coffee.

Natasha was not silent for too long. Soon she raised her head and gritted her teeth: "Okay, as long as you can guarantee that I will not be liquidated by the FBI or other organizations, I will resign and join your church!"

"Welcome." Lu Mingfei stretched out a hand towards Natasha.

Natasha shook hands with Lu Mingfei, raised her eyebrows and said, "In this case, am I considered your disciple?"

Lu Mingfei glanced at Natasha - as he expected, Natasha did not provide him with any power of faith.

The power of faith comes from the soul. It is of no use to just have the identity of a believer or to admit verbally that you are a believer. At least you must believe from the bottom of your heart that "God" does exist and is a "god" rather than someone. Only a powerful special creature or superhero can provide him with the power of faith.

Of course, believers of this level are the most superficial believers. Although they have the power of faith, there are not many.

As the believer becomes more and more devoted to the goal of faith, the power of faith that a believer can provide will increase step by step. A fanatical and devout believer can even provide a thousand times more power of faith than an ordinary believer.

For example, most of the believers that Lu Mingfei has are the most superficial believers. Although there are believers who can reach the level of fanaticism, there are only a handful of them.

Sometimes Lu Mingfei would also imagine that if everyone on the earth were the highest-level believers, how huge the power of faith would be.

Of course, this is just a fantasy. Lu Mingfei knows very well that this is impossible - just getting everyone on the earth to initially believe in him is already a difficult and almost impossible goal.

After all, Christianity has developed for thousands of years, and it has only become one of the three major religions in the world.

"Now, am I considered a believer of the Mingfei Cult?" Natasha, who had made up her mind to resign, relaxed and was even in the mood to joke with Lu Mingfei.

"Hey~ I beg you not to use the name 'Mingfei Jiao'. It's too shameful. I get goosebumps just listening to it." Lu Mingfei shrank his neck.

Natasha shrugged and did not answer. Instead, she looked at Lu Mingfei and asked, "By the way, what do you think of our relationship?"

Lu Mingfei seemed a little surprised that Natasha suddenly asked this question and fell into silence.

Natasha picked up the coffee, took a sip, and looked at Lu Mingfei with a smile.

Lu Mingfei pondered: "If we talk about relationships... the most important relationship is probably that you still owe me a lizard that you haven't eaten yet."

Natasha choked on her coffee and sprayed the coffee in her mouth towards Lu Mingfei.

Lu Mingfei waved his hand subconsciously, and with his current physical strength, he directly caused a turbulence in the air, and brought the sprayed coffee back to Natasha's face.

Natasha closed her eyes and subconsciously wiped the coffee on her face.

Lu Mingfei thoughtfully handed over the tissue.

Natasha opened her eyes, took the tissue and wiped her face.

She originally wanted to attack Lu Mingfei with resentful and aggrieved eyes, but she was worried that he would mention the lizard again, so she didn't dare to look at him and just wiped her face and hair silently.

"Natasha, since you have resigned, you should have time to eat lizards," Lu Mingfei asked. After a pause, he did not forget to add, "Eat them raw."

Natasha:…

"Ahem, let's talk about the lizard thing later. I have more important things to discuss with you," Natasha quickly changed the subject, "Look, we have at least fought side by side several times, right? At least we can be considered comrades-in-arms and Friends?"

"Have we fought together? Have you?" Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, "I remember that I saved you several times."

Natasha:…

"Then... at least we are friends, right?" Natasha took a deep breath and asked.

Lu Mingfei nodded: "Let's just forget it."

reluctantly……

Natasha gritted her teeth silently.

"Since we are friends and you are God, then rounding it all off, I can be considered God's friend," Natasha said with a wink. "As a friend of God, should I have a special one in God's church?" What about the position?”

"God is my profession. Personal friendships cannot affect my work. We must distinguish between public and private affairs," Lu Mingfei said sincerely, "Natasha, you don't want your friend to be a person without professional ethics, right?"

Pooh! What morals do you have? !

Natasha complained in her mind.

"Even from a 'public' perspective, my abilities are not bad, right?" Natasha asked, "Don't you think it's a waste for someone like me to refuse to accept his fate?"

"Our religion has always been fair and aboveboard and does not require agents." Lu Mingfei shook his head.

"Do you think I still have time to do the work of an agent since you broke the explosive news about 'God's Appearance'?" Natasha stared at Lu Mingfei and asked her soul, "Do you really think I can still do my job as an agent?" Is he considered an agent?"

"But we don't need social animals." Lu Mingfei spread his hands.

Natasha felt that her dignity had been severely attacked.

"But it's really not good for you to be an ordinary believer, and it's really strange to protect an ordinary believer from the FBI. You still have to have some identity... How about you try to be a bishop?" Lu Ming Fei suggested.

"Bishop? That sounds good..." Natasha nodded with satisfaction, "Then what exactly am I responsible for?"

"You shouldn't be very good at management, right?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Don't underestimate people. After all, I am an elite member of SHIELD. I occasionally direct the group's actions, okay? But although I know a little bit about management, I really don't know anything about managing believers," Natasha said.

"That's easy, you can just keep doing what you're doing!" Lu Mingfei agreed.

"Didn't you say we don't need agents?" Natasha asked.

"I don't mean agents, I mean responsible for the negotiations between the church and the outside world, including communication with other churches, organizations and even countries." Lu Mingfei said.

"Wait... why do what you said... sound so familiar?" Natasha's heart tightened.

"It must sound familiar. Isn't that what you have been doing in SHIELD and the Avengers logistics base during this period? It's just that you have changed your position now." Lu Mingfei said.

"It means that after I resign, I will still do my original job? Then didn't I resign for nothing?" Natasha's eyes widened.

"Of course the workload will be much smaller," Lu Mingfei said, "I'm not a black-hearted capitalist like Fury who will use his employees to death."

Natasha hesitated.

After all, in her opinion, although Fury is an old fox with a black face and an even darker heart, Lu Mingfei's heart doesn't seem to be much whiter than Fury's...

Just as Natasha hesitated, her cell phone rang.

Due to the conditioned reflex formed by long-term work, Natasha immediately took out her mobile phone and answered the call. After answering the call, she discovered that the caller was Fury.

"Hey, Director, do you have anything to do with me?" Natasha asked.

Although SHIELD is gone, Natasha still calls Director Fury out of habit.

"Natasha! Where have you been? Why haven't you come back yet? You have a mountain of work!" Fury shouted angrily on the phone, "I've been getting all the calls looking for you. You Come back quickly and get to work!"

Natasha took a deep breath, and the work pressure she had accumulated for a long time suddenly exploded. She almost subconsciously swore: "I'm not going back, Fury. Whoever do you want to do those unlucky jobs that can't be finished?" Come on, I quit!"

"What did you say?" Perhaps because Natasha's tone was too irritable, Fury was a little confused and his momentum dropped by three points.

But Natasha no longer cared about this. Perhaps because of the change of boss, her accumulated work pressure suddenly exploded against Fury, her former boss, and she said extremely irritably: "Are you deaf? I'm old lady. I’m going to quit! No! I’m going to resign!”

"Natasha, are you under too much pressure at work? How about I arrange a psychiatrist for you..." Fury said.

"You'd better arrange for your black bald head like a stewed egg! How about waxing it? Anyway, you don't have countless tasks to deal with like me. You have plenty of time!" Natasha finished this sentence , hung up the phone viciously.

Lu Mingfei looked at her silently, seeming to be frightened.

"Whew... it feels so good!" Natasha let out a long breath, "It feels so good to scold my former boss!"

"Is this okay?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"What does it matter? Anyway, I have resigned, and Fury is no longer the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., so it is impossible to send agents to retaliate against me. My work during this period has been arranged by Fury, and I have long wanted to scold him. !" Natasha said.

Natasha looked happy as if she had gotten her revenge, and Lu Mingfei silently swallowed the words "If you are not used to working in the church, it is completely impossible to go back to the Avengers' logistics department and continue working now." go back.

At the same time he began to think——

He really didn't plan to give Natasha much work at first, but since she can't go back to her previous job now, if he gives her a little more work, she shouldn't... not quit, right?

…

One day later, Tony's home, underground laboratory.

Lu Mingfei stood with Tony, and Loki was locked out by him - he held the chain around Loki's neck in his hand, and was not afraid of Loki's dirty tricks.

"Okay, it's time to give Thor some appetizers," Tony said. "Jarvis, control the three Iron Deadpools to cause some trouble for Thor and give him a vaccination in advance. Remember not to hurt anyone. , It doesn’t matter if it causes losses, just compensate.”

"Yes, sir," Jarvis said.

Although the Iron Deadpool Legion is basically in the mirror space, there are indeed a few Iron Deadpools in the outside world - mainly used for experiments.

These steel deadpools in the outside world are also equipped with electronic brains and can be controlled.

However, controlling Iron Deadpool through the electronic brain is very different from controlling the Iron Suit. It is much more complicated. Every nerve and muscle fiber of Iron Deadpool needs to be controlled, which consumes much more computing power than controlling the Iron Suit. , if you want to control it to release the spirit, the amount of calculation will increase.

That's why Tony created Ultron instead of letting Jarvis control the Iron Deadpool legion - because with Jarvis's performance, he can only control a small number of Iron Deadpools at the same time, and let him control an entire legion. There is no need for enemies to attack, Iron Deadpool has to fall down like a piece of land as soon as he flies up.

But if you just control a few Iron Deadpools, Jarvis will still be able to do it with ease.

As a new interface appeared on Jarvis's screen, Tony's warehouse opened. Several steel Deadpools in the warehouse rose into the sky like rockets, their wide metal membrane wings unfolded, and headed towards California with the momentum of a fighter jet. The state flies away.

They will look for Thor, attack Thor, and then be killed by Thor.

Then Lu Mingfei and Tony can find Thor and pass the blame to Ultron.

…

California, California Institute of Technology, in front of the teaching building.

Saul followed behind Jane, who walked forward angrily.

"Dear, I was wrong..." Sol said following Jane.

"This is my first academic exchange meeting at the University of California. Do you know how hard it took me to get the security to allow you, an unrelated person, to come in and observe? In the end, you actually fell asleep in front of so many professors? Or is it... My boyfriend's identity!" Jane's face turned red, "Do you know how embarrassing I am?"

"It's not my fault. What they said was too boring, and there were a lot of wrong things that I couldn't point out..." Thor scratched his head.

Although he looks stupid and rough, Thor received a formal education in Asgard. Although he is not very good at theoretical things, he has experienced a complete education based on Asgard's level of civilization. He still felt that what the so-called old professors in academia taught was a bit boring.

It's not boring because it's profound, but because it's too simple. Thor has learned similar things in Asgard. It's hard not to get distracted when listening to something he already knows.

But he knew that this time his fault was indeed his, because he was the one who asked Jane to take him in to observe, and he fell asleep. The main reason was that he had mistakenly regarded the level of Tony and Banner as the normal level of earth scientists and researchers. level, so I think the exchanges between earth academic leaders are worth listening to.

When the results came, I discovered that these people were not even qualified to serve Tony and Banner tea, and what they said could not arouse his interest at all.

Just as Jane was rushing forward, Thor suddenly froze. Originally walking at human speed, he accelerated instantly and appeared next to Jane, holding her in his arms.

"Let me go..." Jane struggled subconsciously, but noticed that Sol's expression was not right.

At this moment, Thor was looking up at a certain direction in the sky, his eyes focused.

Jane looked in the direction Saul was looking, and there was only a blue sky and white clouds.

"What's the matter, Sol?" Jane asked anxiously.

"I'm not sure," Thor shook his head and said solemnly, "But I don't know why, but I suddenly have an ominous premonition."