Lu Mingfei doesn’t want to be a superhero

Avengers logistics base, in the special care ward.

Saul was lying on the hospital bed, with various electrode patches attached to his body, and the wires on the iron sheets were connected to different instruments one by one.

Tony and Banner were busy operating in front of the equipment.

"I'm really fine." Thor lay on the bed, frowned, and wanted to sit up. "Lucifer's attack affected my divine power, which made me unable to move for a short period of time, just like you humans. , It’s not a big deal at all, I have recovered a long time ago.”

"Lie down, lie down," Tony said, "You're not a doctor, so you think it's okay if you say it's okay?"

"You're not a doctor either," Sol retorted.

"But I'm more professional than most doctors," Tony pointed at Banner, "And Banner, did you know that his student is one of the top surgeons in the United States, Strange?"

Banner opened his mouth, trying to explain that although he was indeed Strange's teacher, he was the one who taught him magic.

But in the end Banner kept his mouth shut.

After all, there are not many opportunities to use these instruments to collect Sol's data.

As a principled and ethical scientist, Banner is of course firmly opposed to conducting experiments on people with superpowers, not to mention that he himself has been hunted down by the military as experimental material and target.

But just collecting some body and energy data, something as completely harmless as a physical examination, Banner didn't object to it.

And he and Tony usually don't have the opportunity to collect Saul's data.

"This... okay." Facing the serious expressions of the two "doctors", Saul frowned and lay down again.

"Tuk tuk tuk..."

There was a knock on the door.

"Come in." Tony said.

"Hi, Sol, how are you?" Lu Mingfei opened the door and walked in, holding a bouquet of flowers for visiting patients.

"Mingfei, you came just in time!" Thor sat up from the bed again, "I'm fine at all. Banner and Tony insist on giving me a complete physical examination. It's not necessary at all."

"It's better to check it out," Lu Mingfei put down the bouquet and patted Thor on the shoulder, "After all, it was God Odin who entrusted you to me. If you really left any sequelae, just take you back like this. I can’t explain it either.”

"Why do you sound like my elder when you speak now?" Sol was unhappy.

"Really?" Lu Mingfei looked away with a guilty conscience.

"Hmph," Thor glared at Lu Mingfei fiercely, "Even if it was Father God's will and he helped me awaken my divine power, it doesn't mean that I will forgive you for joining forces to deceive me."

"The mastermind is actually Loki!" Lu Mingfei sold Loki without hesitation. "Actually, I had no intention of using this method to stimulate your awakening at the beginning. It was all Loki's idea!"

"Huh? Really?" Thor was dubious.

"Of course, I originally went to Loki and asked him if there was any way to help you awaken, but he told me that the best way to awaken you is to stimulate you hard," Lu Mingfei said sincerely. , "I really can't think of any other way, so I have to agree to Loki's proposal."

As he spoke, Lu Mingfei waved to the door: "Loki, come in quickly and explain to Thor yourself, is this what happened?"

There was silence at the door, and after a moment, Loki walked in with a dark face, as if he had just swallowed a fly.

"Loki, is it really all your idea?" Thor asked, staring at Loki.

"How is it possible..." Loki blurted out, but immediately felt a tightening in his neck, and smoothly changed his words, "How could it not be me? Brother, have you forgotten how many times I have played tricks on you? Of course it is not less than this time. "

Loki almost said the last two sentences through gritted teeth. While speaking, he kept glancing at Lu Mingfei with his eyes, as if he wanted to take a bite of Lu Mingfei, or as if he was hinting something to Thor.

But Thor didn't notice Loki's hint at all, and just stared at his brother: "I will settle the score with you when I return to Asgard!"

Loki:…

It's absolutely not okay to let such an idiot become the future king of Asgard! He will make Asgard even more ridiculous than Earth!

"Look, let me tell you, how could an honest and honest person like me come up with such a damaging plan?" Lu Mingfei patted Loki on the shoulder with a very loyal expression, "But no matter what, Said, although Loki proposed the plan, we executed it together. If you want to blame Thor, blame us two. I am willing to take responsibility together with Loki! "

Loki turned to look at Lu Mingfei, with an expression as if he couldn't believe what he heard.

If it weren't for the invisible chain around his neck that was still tightening, he would have started scolding Lu Mingfei for being shameless.

…

Lu Mingfei led Loki out of Sol's ward.

"I lose to you this time, but I will remember this!" Loki gritted his teeth and looked at Lu Mingfei.

"Don't be so angry," Lu Mingfei patted Loki on the shoulder, "Look on the bright side, you have successfully helped your brother awaken his divine power and given him the qualifications to become a new generation of God King. He will definitely give it to you when the time comes. commuted sentence.”

"Then I would rather be imprisoned in Asgard's prison until death!" Loki said angrily.

"Uh... Although your request is a bit strange, if you really want this, I will help you convey your idea to God Odin." Lu Mingfei said.

Loki:…

Just as Lu Mingfei was walking down the corridor holding Loki's hand, a red-eyed Natasha came out of the corner.

"Natasha?" Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment, "What's wrong with you? You look like you haven't slept all night?"

"Sleep?" Natasha glared at Lu Mingfei, "Why should I sleep! Why did I switch jobs to work with you? My job is still to connect with people from other forces and organizations in the church! I still have to work all night! This is what I am doing in God There is absolutely no difference in what the Shield does!”

After Lu Mingfei conquered Lucifer, a bunch of videos of unknown origin appeared on the global Internet. Without exception, they were all scenes of that battle, especially Michael locking the seven songs in a biblical manner. The scene with the ten-cornered red dragon has all the angles, the picture quality is clear, and even the sound is surround sound!

Since the videos came out, Natasha's phone, as one of the people responsible for external relations in the church organization, has been off the hook.

And what's even more terrible is that although the parts of those videos that were circulated for a second time can be deleted, those videos that were originally circulated cannot be deleted no matter what. Even the officials can't do anything about it. The White House even called the White House. Natasha here, said this is a "serious violation of network security."

Of course, Natasha’s reply was that these videos have nothing to do with the church. Who can prove that the videos were released by the church? It's obviously a video from an unknown source. Please don't make trouble for the White House without evidence.

Of course they can't find evidence, because the person who posted these videos, and protected them from being deleted, is Lucifer.

After being subdued by Lu Mingfei, Lucifer, who is part of a super artificial intelligence, naturally took on the propaganda work of the entire church.

On the Internet, Lucifer is the undoubted master. If an artificial intelligence of Jarvis's level may have some opponents who are also artificial intelligence, then Lucifer is absolutely invincible.

Even if someone really used the same artificial intelligence as Jarvis to track down, it would be impossible to get the slightest clue.

But that doesn't change Natasha's need to work all night.

"Why don't you let Lucifer take over our job? He can handle all the incoming calls at the same time!" Natasha said.

"Uh... processing all the incoming calls takes up only a drop in the bucket of Lucifer's computing power. The problem is that he is also the one who answers the questions," Lu Mingfei asked rhetorically, "Do you think that with Lucifer's intelligence, he will If so, can you handle these problems?"

Natasha fell silent for a moment.

"After all, strictly speaking, he is just a child who was born not long ago," Lu Mingfei said seriously, "and although your work is heavy, we also pay wages and overtime pay."

"How much salary and overtime pay do you think I can give you?" Natasha rolled her eyes.

"One hundred thousand dollars?" Lu Mingfei said.

"Monthly salary?" Natasha's eyes lit up.

"Weekly salary." Lu Mingfei said.

Natasha turned and left.

"Natasha, where are you going?" Lu Mingfei quickly stopped her and asked.

"I don't have time to chat with you anymore, I have to go back to work." Natasha dropped a word and left in a hurry.

"Huh...Humans are willing to become slaves for mere money. They are indeed creatures of low civilization." Loki said disdainfully.

"How can you, who covets the throne, be better than them?" Lu Mingfei rolled his eyes, "Let's go back and see God Odin."

"Now? Isn't Thor still lying down?" Loki asked.

"Yes, but that doesn't prevent me from putting you back in Asgard prison first, right?" Lu Mingfei said, "When I brought you out, God Odin reminded me that you were cunning, treacherous, and full of scheming, and wanted me to Send you back to prison as soon as possible after finishing the matter."

Loki:? ? ?

I bother! Cunning, cunning, and scheming? Do you have the nerve to use these words to describe me? What you said is obviously self-introduction!

…

After leading Loki to an open air, Lu Mingfei immediately called Heimdall, lowered the Rainbow Bridge, and took Loki back to Asgard.

To Lu Mingfei's surprise, when he and Loki appeared in the Rainbow Bridge Hall, besides Heimdall, who had been guarding the Rainbow Bridge, there was someone waiting for them.

"God Odin?" Lu Mingfei looked at the one-eyed old man standing in front of Hamdall in surprise.

"You are back, thank you for your hard work," Odin looked at Lu Mingfei and nodded, "I can already vaguely feel that Thor has truly awakened his divine power."

"Father..." Loki started, but before he could finish his sentence, Odin glanced at him and his whole body was enveloped by a beam of light that looked like a miniature rainbow bridge and disappeared into it.

"God Odin, was that...a miniature rainbow bridge?" Lu Mingfei asked.

He was deeply impressed by that thing. He still remembered that when he came to Asgard before, he happened to encounter the Rainbow Bridge device for maintenance, and he was in a hurry to return to Earth. He had to rely on the help of Odin to summon the Rainbow Bridge, but he almost died there.

"Well, I used the Rainbow Bridge to send Loki back to prison." Odin held the chain that was tied around Loki's neck in his hand. "Mr. Lu, let's go to the Golden Palace to talk. I have something very important. Gotta tell you."

Lu Mingfei nodded, wondering in his heart. Wouldn't the Rainbow Bridge directly summoned without a device be harmful to the teleportation target? Does Odin not care about Loki's life and death so much?

…

In the Golden Palace.

Odin and Lu Mingfei sat opposite each other.

"God Odin, if nothing else, Thor should have awakened," Lu Mingfei said with some embarrassment, "But something happened when Thor awakened, so I'm not sure what his power will be after he awakens. "

"Thor's power after awakening..." Odin shook his head, "Thor's potential is still higher than mine, but after awakening, he still needs to continue to hone his power before he can become truly powerful."

"Then..." Lu Mingfei asked curiously, "After Sol awakens, who is stronger compared to the Hela you mentioned before?"

"Hela." Odin said without hesitation.

"Uh... is there a big gap between them?" Lu Mingfei continued to ask.

"It's big." Odin nodded.

"No...hasn't Sol awakened?" Lu Mingfei twitched the corner of his mouth.

This is different from what he thought. Thor has awakened. Why does God Odin still have such a low opinion of him?

"Hela awakened her true divine power when she was very young, and in constant battles she honed her divine power to a level second only to mine," Odin said, "And her divine power is very special. Her Divine power binds her to the whole of Asgard, and the whole of Asgard is the source of her power."

Lu Mingfei twitched his lips.

He also thought that after Thor awakened, if Odin died in the future and Hela released the seal, he could find the awakened Thor to deal with his sister.

Now it seems that he is overthinking.

"Alas..." Odin sighed suddenly, "Speaking of Hela, Mr. Lu, do you remember that I said I have something important to tell you?"

Lu Mingfei nodded and said, "What is it, God Odin?"

"The seal I placed on Hela gradually began to fail," Odin sighed. "Originally, this seal would last until my death, but perhaps it was because the previous battle with the Phoenix Force severely overdrawn my energy. The power may be due to some reason that I haven’t discovered yet. In short, the sealing magic I applied to Hela began to decline prematurely.”

After a pause, Odin said: "As the seal gradually fails, her power will gradually recover."

Lu Mingfei:......

WTF?

If he wasn't worried that he couldn't beat him, Lu Mingfei would have wanted to grab Odin's collar and ask, "Are you kidding me?"

Just two days ago, a little devil told me that there is a transformation seed on the earth called God Ego, and if he sprinkles the transformation seeds, the entire earth will be swallowed up and destroyed.

And today you tell me that there is a female god of death on earth who conquered the nine realms and her seal has been lifted?

Did the earth destroy the universe in its previous life? Why are all the deadly things staring at it!

For a moment, Lu Mingfei was even thinking about the possibility of abandoning the earth and immigrating to other planets with Tony and the others.

Tired, destroy it.