Lu Mingfei doesn’t want to be a superhero

New Mexico, at SHIELD's temporary base.

Lu Mingfei held the handle of Thor's hammer and looked at each other with several other people. The hammer without its handle was still lying quietly on the ground. The sound of rain being evaporated by Jun Yan kept coming from above everyone's heads.

The first person to break the silence was a strong man kneeling on the ground. He jumped up from the ground almost instantly and looked at Lu Mingfei: "Mjolnir! What did you do to Mjolnir!"

Lu Mingfei looked innocent.

The strong man strode towards him.

Coulson shot the strong man in the thigh, and the special electric anesthesia bullet bit his body instantly, releasing a powerful electric current.

The strong man trembled and fell into the mud soup.

Lu Mingfei held the handle of the hammer and looked down at the strong man who fell to the ground - this man was definitely not simple.

"Mr. Lu Mingfei?" Colson looked at Lu Mingfei.

Lu Mingfei looked at the handle of the hammer in his hand, then at the head of the hammer with a hole in it due to the loss of the handle, and then pinched his neck: "I have no money, so I can't compensate you!"

Coulson and Natasha fell silent at the same time.

After a moment, Colson took two steps forward: "You misunderstood. I don't want you to compensate, but...can I take a look at the hammer handle?"

"No problem." Lu Mingfei was originally here to help move things, so Lu Mingfei casually handed the hammer handle to Coulson.

Then Coulson, who took the handle of the hammer, fell instantly with an extremely shocking momentum, as if he was holding a rocky mountain peak.

Colson was slammed into the mud. He struggled to get up, but the hand holding the handle of the hammer seemed to be nailed to the ground and remained motionless.

"Well..." Lu Mingfei lowered his head and looked down at the struggling Colson, stroking his chin with one hand and analyzing, "It seems that the hammer handle itself is also heavy and immovable like the whole thing, but I don't know why it is in my It won’t be affected in your hands.”

"Can...can you...help me, take it away!" Coulson struggled to say to Lu Mingfei after being restrained and unable to move.

"Oh, sorry, I forgot." Lu Mingfei quickly picked up the hammer handle.

Natasha helped Colson get up. Although he was not injured, Colson's originally neat black suit was now covered in mud and looked quite embarrassed.

"At the moment, it seems that I am the only one who can handle it," Lu Mingfei said, "How about you give it a try, Natasha?"

Natasha glanced at Coulson, who was covered in mud and in a state of embarrassment, and shook her head decisively.

"I'm going to try Hammerhead."

Lu Mingfei held the hammer handle with one hand and tried to pick up the hammer head with the other hand, but the hammer head did not move at all.

He tried to insert the hammer handle back into the hammer head again. It felt like a magnetic attraction. Once it was put in, it would be fixed naturally, and it would come out again with more force.

But the strange thing is that after he inserted the hammer handle back, no one else could pull it out no matter how hard they tried.

Because of this unexpected situation, Lu Mingfei and Coulson discussed it and temporarily postponed the time for Hulk to come out, preparing to let Hulk try it again tomorrow.

"By the way, Agent Coulson," Lu Mingfei pointed to the unconscious man on the ground, "Can I have a chat with him?"

…

SHIELD temporary base, interrogation room.

The strong man was handcuffed to a chair and gradually woke up from the electric anesthesia.

The door was opened, and a handsome black-haired boy walked in and sat on the empty chair in front of Sol.

"Good evening," Lu Mingfei said, "Can we talk?"

"You..." The strong man was not fully awake yet, but he trembled when he saw Lu Mingfei, "What did you do to Mjolnir!"

"You mean this?" Lu Mingfei showed him the short handle in his hand.

"Mjolnir!" The strong man struggled violently.

"Don't worry," Lu Mingfei comforted, "It's probably broken, so there's no point worrying."

The strong man struggled more violently.

But now that he has lost his divine power, his strength is only slightly stronger than that of ordinary people, and he cannot break free from SHIELD's special equipment.

After a long time, he stopped dejectedly.

"You are not an ordinary person, right? You mentioned Midgard before, which is the name of the human world in Norse mythology," Lu Mingfei asked, "And that hammer, you call it Mjolnir, according to me It is known that this is the weapon of Thor in Norse mythology.”

The strong man was silent for a long time, maybe because Lu Mingfei showed the king's flame, maybe because he dismantled Thor's hammer, he said: "I am Thor, the god of thunder, and what you are holding in your hand is Mjolnir. hammer handle."

"That thunder god in Nordic mythology?" Although there had been similar speculations, Lu Mingfei was still a little surprised.

"That's right," Thor said, "but you have many misunderstandings about us."

"If you are the God of Thunder, why are you here? And it seems that you are not much different from ordinary people?" Lu Mingfei asked curiously.

"I don't need to tell you." Thor said forcefully.

How did he say? Do you want to tell a mortal with special abilities that Thor, the God of Thunder, was exiled to Midgard by his father Odin because he started a war?

Thor, the God of Thunder, has his own dignity!

"Would you like to go have a drink?" Lu Mingfei asked.

If he remembered correctly, Nordic mythology mainly comes from the culture of the Vikings, and because the Vikings like to drink, most of the Nordic gods also like to drink. Even in Nordic mythology, Thor himself is the god who drinks the most.

Maybe a drink would be a way to open up the conversation?

It just so happens that since he awakened his bloodline, his drinking capacity has greatly increased, and he can drink a thousand drinks without getting drunk. For a god whose physical fitness is only slightly stronger than that of ordinary people, he shouldn't be able to drink, right?

"Have a drink?" When he heard about drinking, Thor still looked disdainful. "Do you think Thor, the God of Thunder, will give in to you because of wine?"

…

New Mexico, in a lively tavern.

Lu Mingfei and Sol hooked up, and the two large mixed cocktails collided fiercely.

"Mortal! You are very good!" Thor took a big gulp of wine, his face flushed, "You drink enough to be called a warrior! I will tell you what you want to know!"

"There's no rush, let's drink first!" Lu Mingfei's face was also flushed.

It turns out that drinking with the Norse gods does work - as long as you don't drink yourself too.

"Okay! Drink first!" Sol drank the wine in the glass and said loudly.

"Come again!" Lu Mingfei raised his glass.

"Come again!" Sol also raised his glass.

"Bang--" The door of the tavern was pushed open violently, and a tall blond woman strode in with an old man. Her beautiful big eyes were full of anger, and she let out an earth-shattering shout: "Thor!! !!”

Lu Mingfei and Sol looked over drunkenly.

"Jane?!" Saul shuddered and woke up from the wine.

"We worked so hard to get you out, but you're actually drinking here?!" Jane strode up to Saul and glared at him.

"Uh... Jane, I'm sorry, I..." After all, Sol drank a lot of wine, his tongue was numb, and he couldn't speak clearly.

"Don't say that, he actually didn't drink for long or much," Lu Mingfei leaned over from the side to help Sol. "We only drank for less than three hours, and it was probably less than two barrels in total." liquor."

"Yeah, we just drank for a while." Sol followed.

"Who is he!" The woman Sol called "Jane" looked at Lu Mingfei and asked Sol.

"He is Lu Mingfei, burp~" Thor burped, "The new friend I just met, a rare... rare warrior among mortals!"

"Lu Mingfei...Lu Mingfei..." Jane repeated the name several times, and then she was suddenly startled, "You are Lu Mingfei! The major shareholder of the Stark Group?!"

Lu Mingfei blinked: "Huh?"

…

The next day, in a luxury hotel in New Mexico.

Lu Mingfei covered his head and walked out of his room: "Damn...how much wine did I drink yesterday..."

"I don't know," Dr. Banner came over from nowhere, "Maybe the toilet in your room will know?"

"Where are Sol and the others?" Lu Mingfei asked.

Yesterday, he made a spur-of-the-moment idea, relying on his increased drinking capacity after awakening his bloodline, and took Thor out for a drink. He wanted to make some conversation, but ended up drinking himself too - after all, one should not underestimate the legendary god.

At the end of the drink, he only remembered that a woman came to Sol, and then they left together. He brought those people to the hotel and opened a room for each of them.

He couldn't remember much of what happened next.

"I saw them in the lobby on the first floor," Dr. Banner said, "but the atmosphere didn't seem right."

…

When Lu Mingfei rushed to the lobby, Sol was sitting in the lobby with a beautiful blond woman, looking decadent again.

what happened? Didn't you have a lot of fun drinking yesterday? Could it be that you were responding to the saying "raising a glass to relieve sorrow will make it worse"?

"Saul, how are you?" Lu Mingfei walked over and asked, "Why do you look so hopeless?"

"It's you." Sol glanced at Lu Mingfei. Perhaps because they had drank together, his attitude towards Lu Mingfei had softened a lot, but he was still listless. "After I returned to the room yesterday, my brother He came to see me and told me some bad news."

"Your brother?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"Come on, I will tell you what happened to me," Thor said. "It will start from the ceremony of my succession as King of Asgard..."

…

"In other words, because you took your companions to the country of the Frost Giants to provoke a war, and also talked back to your father, you were deprived of your divine power and exiled," Lu Mingfei concluded, "but your father Not long after you were exiled, you died because of your old age and the psychological blow you received. Your brother succeeded to the throne. The Frost Giants attacked because of your previous actions, and Asgard negotiated peace terms with the Frost Giants. It’s you who’s been exiled forever, right?”

Sol nodded dully.

"I have a general understanding of the situation," Lu Mingfei said, "In your experience, you and your companions made trouble in the country of frost giants... Can I ask if your companions were a woman, three men, and then a man? One of you is very fat, and one has a very finely trimmed beard. Also, your clothes are different from ours..."

"How do you know?" Saul looked surprised. He just briefly told Lu Mingfei and Jane about his experience. Why did Lu Mingfei know the details that he didn't tell?

"Here, you can see for yourself." Lu Mingfei pointed to the glass door of the hotel.

Sol turned his head and looked over. There were three men and one woman standing outside the glass door, four people in strange clothes.

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