Lu Mingfei doesn’t want to be a superhero

Port of Viana do Castelo.

The sun is shining brightly today and there are no clouds in the sky. The azure waves surge up onto the yellow beach again and again, the snow-white waves and foam roll up, and a winding white line twists between the yellow and the blue.

Lu Mingfei and a group of five people stood at the port. In front of them was a majestic and dark-skinned old man.

"I can understand why you have to sign a contract, but why do you have to pay half of the deposit first?!" Su Xiaoqiang's cousin Tulio stood at the front of the five people with a dissatisfied look on his face.

Today is a good day to go out to sea, so they want to rent a yacht to go fishing, and the old man in front of them is the captain of the best boat they can find.

"Small business, understand, understand." The old man was nearly 1.9 meters tall. The muscles on his arms were like tangled old trees, but he smiled like a street vendor selling Dali pills or rat poison.

"Okay, swipe your card," Tulio said. "I heard that you are the most reputable captain in this area. I hope you get value for money."

"I'm afraid that won't work," the old captain shook his head and said seriously, "I can only guarantee that you will get value for money."

"Okay, okay, just swipe your card." Tulio took out the card, and then watched dumbfounded as the old captain pulled out a POS machine and two contracts from his belt.

Tulio swiped his card, then put the contract on a relatively flat part of the POS machine, and signed it with the pen handed over by the old captain. Lu Mingfei curiously stepped forward to watch: "Why is the number of people on board written on the ship four? We There are five people.”

"Oh, I won't go," Tulio signed his name in beautiful cursive letters and smiled, "This is a boat prepared for you. I have other appointments today."

"Ah?" Lu Mingfei became even more curious, "Can I ask what the appointment is?"

"It's a nudist party for me and three girls." Tulio handed a contract and the POS machine back to the old captain, and put his own in his pocket.

"Celestial party?" Lu Mingfei was immediately in awe of Tulio, "I didn't expect that big brother, you usually look like an idle playboy, but you are actually an astronomer."

Lu Mingfei said to himself that this character is familiar to me. He is a super genius and a playboy. Isn't this just a youthful and low-profile version of Tony?

But soon he realized how wrong he was.

A somewhat embarrassed expression appeared on Tulio's face: "The celestial body I'm talking about may be a little different from what you understand. Do you know...the celestial body beach?"

Lu Mingfei was stunned for a moment and became even more respectful.

Su Xiaoqiang wore a white wide-brimmed hat. The shadow cast by the brim covered the upper half of her face and eyes.

She took a step forward, grabbed Lu Mingfei's shoulders and pulled him back, as if the blood cousin in front of her was an indescribable deep diver.

"Ah hahaha, I wish you all a good time, I'm leaving first!" Tulio slipped away quickly.

Lu Mingfei wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, looked at the direction in which Tulio fled, and suddenly realized that Tony's top position on the "unconventional ranking list" in his mind seemed to be in jeopardy.

"What? Looking so fascinated, do you also want to attend his celestial body party?" Su Xiaoqiang said from the side.

"How is it possible? There is a man other than myself in the nudist party. Just thinking about it makes people's skin crawl." Lu Mingfei blurted out.

"So you will go if it's all women?" Su Xiaoqiang asked quietly.

Lu Mingfei was silent for two seconds, then ran to a certain yacht parked in the port: "I'll go to the boat first to help everyone cold beer!"

"Hey, brother, you ran to the wrong ship," the old captain shouted loudly, "It's not that ship!"

…

Su Xiaoqiang's family is indeed wealthy. The four of them rented a large yacht. Below the deck, there is a kitchen, bedroom, living room and even a minibar. The entire yacht is decorated in the style of a pirate ship from the inside out.

The deck is made of solid wood and painted, and there are wooden lookouts, rudders, masts and large black sails on the ship - of course these are just decorations, no one expects them to actually be used.

The same goes for the interior of the ship. The minibar is filled with dark brown bottles of rum. The floors and walls are deliberately distressed. Animal skins, pirate scimitars and flintlock models are hung on the walls - guns are banned in Portugal. , from this point of view, it is already illegal for Lu Mingfei and the three of them to enter the country with guns.

From a commercial perspective, this boat is similar to a "B\u0026B" or a "specialty hotel". Customers who are willing to pay for its unique style will not mind that it is more expensive than other yachts of the same quality.

On the deck, Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang had put on a pair of newly bought swimming trunks and wore beach trunks outside. They were sitting side by side on the side of the boat fishing. Every muscle on their bodies was like a carved axe, like two ancient Greek statues. Bodybuilding sculpture.

The fishing rod is a free prop provided by the boat. After catching the fish, you can hand it over to the chef on the boat for processing and eat the freshest ingredients.

"Girls are so slow," Lu Mingfei complained, "Why don't Su Xiaoqiang and Senior Sister Su come out yet?"

The boat has sailed far away from the beach. From here, the coastline is really just a vague line.

Chu Zihang sat firmly on the Diaoyutai, like an old man without joy or sorrow: "They coming out will not increase our probability of catching fish."

"Senior brother, why are you just thinking about fishing?" Lu Mingfei said, "The beautiful girl's swimsuit is the key!"

"Susie will wear a one-piece swimsuit." Chu Zihang said.

Lu Mingfei was shocked and thought, when did the relationship between Senior Brother Chu and Su Qian become so good? They even exchange swimsuits.

The confusion on Xu Shilu Mingfei's face was too obvious, so Chu Zihang took the initiative to explain: "Susie suffered open wounds on her waist and thighs during her recent mission. Although most of the scars can be restored to the original shape with a mixed-race constitution." , but it also takes time.”

Lu Mingfei was stunned.

"I seem to hear someone calling my name." Su Qian's voice came from behind. Lu Mingfei and Chu Zihang turned their heads and saw the slender girl walking out of the cabin door.

But unexpectedly, Susie wore a two-piece swimsuit. Although it was far from revealing, it still exposed her lower abdomen and thighs. Lu Mingfei did not see the scar mentioned by Chu Zihang.

Su Qian walked to Chu Zihang and sat down with her long white legs, but did not take the fishing rod.

"Senior Sister Su, didn't Senior Brother Chu say you were injured?" Lu Mingfei looked surprised, "But there are no scars on your body."

"When I knew I was going to Portugal for a mission, I had a premonition that I might go to a beach or something like that, so I went to the equipment department to get some medicine to remove scars. Although those explosive lunatics were dangerous, there was no doubt about their technical level. ," Susie gestured with her fingers on her thigh, "My long scars were all gone after just a few days of applying medicine."

Lu Mingfei, a young boy, really didn't have the guts to put his eyes on someone's thighs blatantly, so he looked around and saw another slender and slim figure walking out of the cabin.

He was stunned.

Su Qian wore a normal swimsuit, but Su Xiaoqiang seemed to be wearing a diving suit. The cuffs of the swimsuit were wrapped up to her wrists, and the trousers were wrapped up to her ankles. Except for her face, hands and feet, everything was covered by the swimsuit, and she also wore a mask on her head. A nondescript sunhat.

"Little goddess, are you going to go diving?!" Lu Mingfei was shocked.

"You want me to die? This is the deep sea area!" Su Xiaoqiang put his hands on his hips.

"Then what are you wearing this for?" Lu Mingfei complained, "Looking at your equipment, you should carry an oxygen tank and wear scuba. By the way, add flippers and it would be perfect."

"I'm prone to tanning, and I won't be able to regain my tan even after a year of tanning," Su Xiaoqiang said with a dark face, "I don't want to take my graduation photos all in black."

"It's okay. You are such a beautiful girl, and you look good even in the black pearl style." Lu Mingfei complimented.

"Humph, you can talk," Su Xiaoqiang sat down next to Lu Mingfei, "But I have managed to keep my skin white, so I don't want to get tanned."

"Then don't come to the beach," Lu Mingfei complained. "Haven't you ever heard that 'the best way to protect yourself from the sun is to avoid getting burned'?"

"I rarely come to the beach," Su Xiaoqiang glared at him, "If it weren't for the fact that you guys are coming to take a yacht, I would have gone to the mall a long time ago."

"You don't have to come with us!" Lu Mingfei blurted out.

He thought he would be attacked by Su Xiaoqiang, but he didn't expect Su Xiaoqiang to suddenly become silent.

Lu Mingfei didn't know what Su Xiaoqiang was thinking. His thinking spread to another strange dimension - Su Xiaoqiang was afraid of the sun because of his tanning constitution. Then if he could develop a super powerful sunscreen oil or sunscreen cream , Su Xiaoqiang doesn’t have to be afraid of the sun?

And to expand this scope, women all over the world who want to enjoy the sun and beaches but are afraid of getting tanned should not buy this sunscreen?

No, you don’t need to go to the sun or the beach. Women who are usually afraid of tanning will also become loyal users of this sunscreen oil.

As the saying goes, women and children earn the most money.

Especially women's cosmetics and skin care products - not only are they expensive, but they are also consumables.

The most important thing is that compared to those high technologies in industry, things like sunscreen oil will not attract unnecessary attention, nor will they trigger social changes or world wars.

Simply perfect!

Lu Mingfei silently put the sunscreen plan on the agenda.

In order to thank Su Xiaoqiang for providing him with inspiration, Lu Mingfei silently decided that if the little goddess buys sunscreen oil from him in the future, she will get a 50% discount...

No, 50% off is too much, let’s go with 20% off.

While he silently applied for a future discount card for Su Xiaoqiang, Su Xiaoqiang, who had been silent, spoke up: "Because you are going to take a yacht, Cousin Tulio will definitely not be with you, there must be someone to accompany you. , so I can only do it.”

"Is he seasick?" Lu Mingfei asked.

"No," Su Xiaoqiang shook his head, "My grandpa has four children. You have met my mother, uncle and aunt. In fact, my mother has an older sister. I should call her aunt."

"Cousin Tulio and Cousin Elena are both my uncle's children. When my cousin was very young, his mother, my aunt, and our aunt, they all died in a shipwreck. , so he never takes a boat." Su Xiaoqiang said softly.

Lu Mingfei didn't know what to say, so he just patted Su Xiaoqiang's arm.

Su Xiaoqiang leaned half of his arm on Lu Mingfei.

…

In the cabin.

"Is this the fish you caught?" Su Xiaoqiang picked up a small fish from the basin, held its tail with her fingers and lifted it up. She stretched out her little finger and it was almost the same length. She looked at Lu Mingfei and picked out Eyebrow: "Is it just...that long?"

"Don't just pick the small one, isn't there a big one?!" Lu Mingfei felt inexplicably being despised and provoked, pointing at the basin.

Su Xiaoqiang picked up another fish by its tail, then stretched out his middle finger to compare it. The length was just right.

"Yes! He has indeed grown a lot." She patted Lu Mingfei on the shoulder with a serious look.

Then the entire cabin echoed with her piercing laugh.

Lu Mingfei said with a dark face: "Why are you laughing? Go fishing if you have the skills! It's not that Senior Brother Chu and I are not skilled at all, it's just that there are no big fish in the sea!"

"Ah, yes, yes, there are no big fish in the sea hahahahaha..." Su Xiaoqiang laughed even louder.

Just when Lu Mingfei was thinking about whether to go up and cover Su Xiaoqiang's mouth, the old captain walked in from outside the cabin door: "Guests, it's time for dinner."

"Eat, eat, hurry up." Lu Mingfei was the most positive. He really didn't want to endure Su Xiaoqiang's humiliation anymore.

"Uh..." A troubled expression suddenly appeared on the old captain's dark face, "Are those two fishes your entire harvest, our guests?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?" Lu Mingfei felt as if he was being tortured.

"According to our contract, the fish you catch will be made into dinner for free," the old captain said, "but if we have to deal with these two... to be honest, we can't find such small kitchen utensils."

Lu Mingfei:...

"Ah? Then aren't we going to be hungry?" Su Xiaoqiang pinched her waist and glared at Lu Mingfei, "You take full responsibility!"

"Isn't there Senior Brother Chu?" Lu Mingfei quickly shared the blame.

"It's okay, President, you are already very good at fishing for the first time," Su Qian comforted Chu Zihang, "I will definitely catch more fish next time."

Chu Zihang was unfazed by the honor and disgrace, and nodded calmly with a "hmm".

Looking at Senior Brother Chu's girlfriend, and then looking at his female classmates... Lu Mingfei was filled with confusion.

"There is no need to worry about insufficient food for the four guests," the old captain said. "We always have plenty of live cod and fresh shrimps on board."

"It'll be fine then, bring it up quickly!" Lu Mingfei waved his hand.

The captain rubbed his hands and showed an honest smile: "Forty euros per pound."

Lu Mingfei:...