Lv9999, I Work To Raise My Sister
17 If You Are So Courageous, Come Here【Ask For Flowers, Ask For Evaluation Votes】
As soon as he heard Jiang Ran's voice, Jiang Xiaonan immediately showed a smile on his face, and jumped in front of Jiang Ran in three steps and two steps.
"What are you doing bro?"
"Suddenly changed the place, and I still can't sleep, hehe."
Jiang Xiaonan smiled beside Jiang Ran harmlessly.
If people who don't understand the real situation see it, it's a completely innocent younger sister and an unhappy older brother.
"Another place? How dare you say it, do you really think I'm not willing to beat you up?"
"I'm helping a new colleague with a marriage advertisement."
Jiang Ran's series of operations on the mobile phone are as fast as playing a rhythm master.
Jiang Xiaonan looked surprised, "Did you make friends on the first day of reporting? Marriage? Show me too."
As he said that, he swooped over to grab the phone.
"What do children look for in marriage?"
Jiang Ran, who had been on guard for a long time, dodged backwards and landed in front of Jiang Xiaonan with a volley.
"Yeah..."
"Hohohohoho..."
No matter how Jiang Xiaonan thought about it, he couldn't get rid of the fast-moving "foot wall" in front of him.
"snort!"
"Hoo...hoo..."
After some offensive and defensive battles, Jiang Xiaonan lay down on the bed angrily, "Don't look, don't look!"
"It's fine not to read it. Go to bed quickly. There's no class tomorrow?"
Jiang Ran smiled smugly, occasionally annoyed the little witch at home, which is still very funny.
Jiang Xiaonan licked the big pillow beside him, "I can't sleep, Yaoyao fell asleep a long time ago, and no one plays with me, bro, can you tell me a story?"
In the past, every time at home, as long as Jiang Xiaonan suffered from insomnia, he would pull Jiang Ran to tell her a story.
If Jiang Ran is unwilling, then he will not be able to sleep well tonight.
"Talk about it."
"Once upon a time there was a man who stole my peanut kernels; I shot him with a gun, and it turned out to be me..."
"Why is this story again? Wouldn't it be better to change it?"
"OK!"
"In the past, many people stole my peanut kernels; I took a gun..."
"Ha ha ha ha!"
...
Within three minutes of telling the story, the little witch lost her voice.
It's not that Jiang Ran's story is really so hypnotic, it's all because he learned hypnotism while dealing with Western awakened people when he was still "sleeping".
Every time Jiang Xiaonan suffers from insomnia, this little trick comes in handy.
The difference in mental power was so great that Jiang Xiaonan didn't even realize that Jiang Ran had used his awakening ability.
It's really boring to be my own brother salted fish, and I can fall asleep with just a few words.
Jiang Xiaonan was coaxed to sleep here, and Jiang Ran continued to compile heart-warming "marriage information".
Luo Hu issued an order to kill himself in the black market, but it kept Jiang Ran, the first generation king who is supreme in salted fish, busy for a while.
If he directly kills Luo Hu, it will lose his status too much, and it will be too cheap for him.
Three times... Jiang Ran is too lazy.
In order to greet the patron Luo Hu well, Jiang Ran came up with a way on the way back today.
"Okay, it's almost written."
"System, call out all the largest dating sites for homosexual awakened people in China."
"A few more from Kyoto!"
Jiang Ran thought, and the system immediately performed some operations on the phone.
【Ding! 】
[The website designated by the host has been successfully called up]
[Among them 65 in the Kyoto area and 1,202 nationwide]
[The cumulative number of registered awakened members is about 2.2 million! 】
"It's really a lot."
Jiang Ran glanced around, and a strange thought came to his mind.
I wonder if Ye Bingya is a user of these websites?
Immediately, he shook his head quickly, and attached Luo Hu's personal information matched by the system to his link.
【Ding! 】
【Marriage and dating posts have been edited! 】
【Send immediately? 】
"Well... let's post another piece of music!"
Jiang Ran smiled evilly, and chose a personalized soundtrack near the post.
At the same time, all major gay dating sites in China received an AdvancedVIP-level sticky post at the same time.
The content of the post is as follows:
My name is Luo Hu and I am from Kyoto.
In the eyes of outsiders, I am a very successful person, but in fact I am very lonely.
The burden of the family is on my body, making me breathless all day long.
I was forced to get married, but I have never had children. what is the reason? Everyone should be clear.
I really want a male god to come down from the sky and take me out of here, no matter where I go, as long as I can live the life I really want.
Some people say that without bread, what love is there?
I have bread! The total of my assets: ... Huaxia coins!
I live in Kyoto City...community...number!
Will you be the one who takes me out of my troubles and starts a new life?
Now sincerely looking for a boyfriend above Lv70, I'll wait for you at home!
**want to ask for my love**
**Come here if you are so brave**
**Don't take it to heart**
**Complaining that no one knows**
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