Mad Son-in-law

Zhang Dabiao looked anxiously from the side, and hummed: "Cut, this big liar is still selling off."

The woman's disdain was swept away, turned around and hurriedly walked back, sitting on the pony in front of the master, with an humbly teachable look!

"Master, there is something in your words. Could it be that you really saw something?"

"Beauty, as the saying goes, if you don't know what to do if you don't know what to do! Although you and I have never known you, who am I? I am born with a pair of peeping eyes, and I can see your fate clearly!"

"Master, you just said Zhang Ming, what happened to Zhang Ming?" The woman seemed to be a little guilty, and whispered.

"Zhang Ming is the name I calculated from your heavenly spirit!" The master shook his head and spoke slowly. The lottery bobbin in his hand was shaken, and a spiritual lottery floated out!

This guy clearly saw it with his own eyes, but he had to pretend to be blind, and his two hands trembled and sighed on the spiritual lottery: "The eighty-fourth lottery, Zhuangzi tries his wife, signs the lottery, Hanyuli The image of the water, the omen of the great evil! The sign said,'Because of fame and morality, don't be afraid of changing auspiciousness, and don't know where to go when drunk, and dreams are hazy in the shadow of pine.

The woman was confused, but she dared not say anything, and whispered: "Master, what's the answer to this sign?"

The master shook his head and said: "Zhuangzi's trial of his wife is an allusion. According to legend, Zhuangzi became a fairy queen. He wanted to test whether his wife was loyal because he saw a woman remarrying on a whim. As a result, his wife did not stand the test and almost used Zhuangzi's. Brains come to please the rich and powerful! This sign means that you have emotional disputes, and it's messy."

"Sir, please keep your voice down, I still don't understand this!" The woman said in a low voice with embarrassment on her face!

The master shook his head pretentiously and hummed: "Girl, there is no cover in front of the gods, since you are fortune-telling, you have to tell the truth! Actually, you don't need to tell me that you know it! Do you have to tell me? Your disaster It's inexhaustible emotions, and it's already angry and angry! Zhang Ming is your love robbery, and there must be one person between you and him who will face the disaster of extinction!"

The woman was flushed and her body was trembling. It was obvious that the master had guessed her lifeblood!

"Dare to ask Master, do you have a way to crack it?" The woman looked around and whispered cautiously.

"Well, it's difficult!" Master Wang sighed up to the sky, rubbing his fingers pretendingly, and smacked his tongue: "I just pinched and counted, you wait for the three stars to be entangled, there is a pair of dark stars next to your main star Passing, this shows that your opponent has already started to attack you! Once you fight, you will lose everything, and you must be the worst one!"

The woman was very winked. Without a word, she hurriedly opened the bag, drew out a wad of money and stuffed it into the hands of the master who kept rubbing.

Wang Jie and Zhang Dabiao could see clearly from the side that this pile of banknotes were all new banknotes, at least one thousand yuan!

Zhang Dabiao secretly cursed, your uncle, it's too easy to make this money!

"Don't scold, this is also a skill!" Wang Jie smiled faintly.

Our master is also very polite, with a solemn face and no emotions, he put the money in his arms and said: "There is more money and less money, one heart, this is also my incense to break the precept! But for me, To collect money and eliminate disasters for others, I broke the rules today, please ask the heavens again!"

This guy sits on paralyzed legs, shaking his head and shaking his head, muttering incomprehensibly in his mouth, as if he is crazy about pulling a sheep!

After a while, just as everyone was watching and wanting to laugh, Master Wang suddenly sang in Peking opera: "Don’t blame the sky and don’t blame others. The five elements and eight characters give birth to the soul. I ask the old gentleman to open his eyes and point out his future. Girl, Yes! If you want to escape the catastrophe, hurry up and come over, and I will whisper to you!"

The woman was very excited, and she didn't care about any taboos, so she leaned over.

While pinching his fingers pretending to be deep, the master quickly glanced into the girl's collar, and Harazi almost fell out, and then muttered for a while. I saw the woman's face turned from blue to white, then white to red, and finally the corners of her mouth rose slightly!

"Master, I remember, you are really a living god!" The woman finally sighed, gave Master Wang a few more tips, then stood up and left in a hurry!

Wang Jie said to himself: "This person is really an individual talent. If I use it for me, he will be able to do a great job."

Zhang Dabiao disagrees, isn't this a liar? Wang Jie will never believe in a fake master, right?

When the fortune teller smiled and pocketed the money, Wang Jie had already stood in front of him. Looking at the two pairs of black leather shoes in front of him, the master faintly raised his eyes and smiled: "Yeah, you are destined, your wound has healed? Why, come here today?"

Wang Jie knelt down and smiled leisurely: "I don't even believe my fate. Will I believe a fortune teller?"

"Presumably, Mr. must have seen this scene just now. If I don't have two brushes, how can I make the woman send the money up there?" The master said with some pride.

Wang Jie shook his head and said, "As long as there are two kinds of routines, there are only two routines. One is to speculate on the occasion, and choose one from the second. What do you mean? It is to hit the big luck and toss your own words back and forth between the two options. Then find the answer you want from the other person’s eyes. The other is gossip and gossip. The implication is to first explore other people’s secrets and tell them in a fortune-telling tone to fascinate other people’s minds. Mr. Just now It’s probably the second way. This woman, it’s not the first time you have seen her, you must have mastered her secrets."

The master's eyes flickered, and he smiled slightly: "Little brother is not a mortal. Interesting, Wang likes smart people."

Wang Jie said in a low voice: "Mr. passed the award. Actually, I have something to do. I don't know if you are not interested in big deals."

"Hey, why don't you dare?" The master asked slyly: "I just don't know how big this business is."

"The business is not big, I have to know who I am doing business with, right?"

"Didn't I say, my surname is Wang, you can call me Lao Wang."

"You said that your surname was Wang that day because you heard someone call me Wang Jie, so you made a fool of a surname and wanted to get a close to me."

The master grinned and said: "Okay, why are you so smart? Tsk tsk, you know, how can we use our real names when we walk around the rivers and lakes, if there is no benefit..."

Wang Jiechao Zhang Dabiao made no effort, and Zhang Dabiao reluctantly took out 30,000 yuan and handed it over.

"Good talk! Good talk! Haha! My surname is Zǎn (zǎn), and his name is Xichuan. There is a cloud in the Book of Changes. Those who benefit from Dachuan and Xichuan are good fighters." The master smiled and collected the money, low. Said: "I don't know if you want layout, gibberish, or scary, this is my specialty, I will do it soon."

"Zan Xichuan? Why is it like a character in a novel, I said a big liar, you won't lie again!" Zhang Dabiao said with a curled mouth.

"Hey, you brother, am I like a liar? It's a good old saying, don't look at the monk's face to see the money, I have all the money, I will lie?"

"Okay, Da Biao, don't make trouble!"

Wang Jiebai gave Zhang Dabiao a glance, leaned over, and whispered a few words to the master. Finally got up and said: "How is it, is it done?"

"Please remove the word "?". If you dare to collect your money, I can do it!" The master picked up the money, took the Maza and the cloth flag, got up and left.

Zhang Dabiao grabbed him and said with a smile: "Master, master, stay, tell me, how can you deceive the girl just now. Ah, no, no... it's suppressed!"

"Want to listen to Gua putty?" The master smiled slyly: "According to our rules, the greasy behind the Gua can't be told to outsiders, but today I broke the vows. Seeing Mr. Wang's face next to me, I will give it to you. Talk about it!" After speaking, she squeezed her fingers!

Zhang Dabiao asked in circles: "What do you mean?"

"The money! Nonsense, you don't pay anything, why should I tell you? Three hundred yuan!"

Wang Jie smiled silently.

"Okay, isn't it the money? I'll give it away! I don't believe it. If you really can pinch it, it won't count!" Zhang Dabiao got angry, took out three hundred plugs and gave it to Master Zan: "Let’s talk, see what you have. ability!"