Madam, As Much As You Want

Chen Chong used to have a scarf account.

But because the atmosphere on this platform was so disgusting, he uninstalled it later.

Compared with the women's toilet, he still prefers the men's toilet, Tieba. After all, the main theme of Tieba is a "three coffins".

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After opening the scarf, Chen Chong re-registered an account named Chen Chong.

However, he found that the word Chen Chong had been set as a blocked word.

"My name is actually blocked?"

"This is the handwriting of the country!

He didn't even have to search his name to verify it, because the top five searches were all about carbon-based chips related to him.

But among the scarf users, there is no user named Chen Chong.

"Alas, I don't know how many people with the same name as me have been implicated...

Chen Chong didn't know how to complain, so he called Zhao Tianhe. ,

"Help me contact the bib staff, I want to register a bib account to warm up my company's products!

"Okay, I'll do it right away!" After Zhao Tianhe hung up the phone, he called the chairman of the bib company directly.

And told Wang Gaofei in an almost commanding tone that Chen Chong wanted to settle in the scarf.

Wang Gaofei was originally in a meeting. After receiving the call from Zhao Tianhe, he was stunned for half a second. Then he was extremely excited and directly interrupted the original meeting process and said:

"Professor Chen Chong will be stationed in the bib, and now all departments will start work immediately!"

"The propaganda department asks Professor Chen's opinion, no, I will ask myself! 35'

"Put the historic scene of Professor Chen holding a carbon-based chip on the page when the software is opened! 35

"In the top ten hot searches on the platform, if there is anything about Professor Chen, remove them all and replace them with something related to Professor Chen!

"In addition, all the super chats of all traffic stars will be closed!"

"All the hot studios related to traffic stars, all accounts are banned!"

"All the so-called experts who may disgust Professor Chen, their accounts are all banned! 35

"Everyone who provokes social contradictions, such as the opposition between men and women, is directly banned!"

Some managers in the conference room looked at Wang Gaofei in amazement, "Mr. Wang, is this... necessary?

Wang Gaofei looked at this management like a fool.

"Don't you know what the status of Professor Chen is now?""

"Don't you know the gold content of the word Chen Chong?"

"To put it mildly, Professor Chen's importance to Dongguo is higher than anyone else in the country!"

"Remember, it's anyone!"

"This kind of person who can promote the historical process, and is still so young, no matter how much attention is paid, it can't be exaggerated!""

"This is the most basic respect for this type of police officer! 39

The director of the propaganda department answered:

"Professor Chen's entry is also a huge opportunity for our company!"

"With the current attention and prestige of Professor Chen, it can even attract tens of millions of new users!"

"It is an honor for a person like Professor Chen to enter the bib! 35

"It's impossible to ask for!

"Even the penguin's dead scarf, if Professor Chen is stationed, it can be revived to compete with us!""

Under the order of Wang Gaofei, all the staff of the Bib Company entered a tense working state.

After the arrangement was over, Wang Gaofei took a deep breath and carefully called Chen Chong.

"Hello, is that Professor Chen?"

Chen Chong was in the research institute's bedroom at this time, swiping hot searches related to bibs about himself. Suddenly, the word "urgent update" appeared on the bib software, and then the software entered the platform-wide maintenance state.

Just as he was about to complain, he received a call from Wang Gaofei.

"Well, it's me, who are you?

"Hello Professor Chen, I'm Wang Gaofei, CEO of Bib.

"Because you want to settle in the scarf, I'm here to say hello to you."

"In addition, we are using the historic moment of you holding the chip some time ago as the entry promotion of the scarf, you see...

Chen Chong smiled, he thought what was going on.

"No problem, but please don't give me beauty!"

"Understood!" Wang Gaofei wrote Chen Chong's request on a piece of paper with a pen in his hand.

"In addition, my scarf name, just use my real name!"

"No need for some bells and whistles!"

"There are no other requirements, that's all!

All the staff of the scarf company worked overtime urgently to update according to Wang Gaofei's request.

When the programmers heard that their idol, Mr. Chen, wanted to settle in, they were very motivated without Wang Gaofei's urging.

After two hours, the bib software resumes its function.

Many users who like to brush scarves when they have nothing to do, are complaining that scarves make money and do not do human affairs, and when the software is not well maintained, they suddenly open their mouths.

Because when I opened the software, the historic photo of Chen Chong holding a carbon-based chip appeared.

And on the cover is written in very serious font: All staff of the bib, welcome the father of carbon-based chips, Professor Chen to settle in!

"Fuck!!!

"Big Brother Chen is going to settle in the scarf?!!

"This this....

"too exaggerated!!"

"I'm going to worship the father of carbon-based chips!"

All the backup servers of Bib Company were fully activated to prevent the platform from crashing due to Chen Chong's entry, which would bring Chen Chong a bad experience.

The news that Chen Chong, the father of carbon-based chips, was stationed in the scarf spread overwhelmingly.

Almost everyone who saw the news, 773 landed on the scarf one after another and went to worship!

And the mouse at the Pili Pili Station, after seeing the news, her envious eyes turned red.

If Chen Chong can stay in Pili Pili, he can directly bring new users to Pili Pili, which can be several times the number of existing users!

However, Chen Chong generally used the scarf as a software for watching news. If he wanted to create momentum for his holographic mobile phone, the scarf was definitely the most suitable.

After the scarf was maintained, Wang Gaofei called Chen Chong specifically to inform him that his account had been registered.

Chen Chong logged into his account to take a look.

Good guy, father of carbon-based chips, Turing Award winner, chairman of Dragon Group, and a whole bunch of other certification titles.

As soon as he clicked into the background of his account, he found that the number of fans had soared to more than 20 million!

And this number is still increasing at a rate of tens of thousands per second, causing the mobile phone he used to brush the scarf to freeze.

After complaining about the garbage of the mobile phone, Chen Chong called out Xiao Ai, opened the holographic mobile phone that he had transformed, projected it in front of him, and then stretched out his hand to operate.

Chen Chong didn't know what to do for a while. After all, although he had used the Bib app, he had never posted it himself.

After thinking for a while, Chen Chong issued the first scarf in his life.

"Stop paying attention, it broke my phone...

"Criticize Rice Lei Jun by name!"