Madame General, Don’t Aggravate Me!

Mo Zichen disguised himself as a disguise and went straight to Lingdu. Only when he went to the capital of Tanglin could he get the news he wanted to know.

A few days later, in a hotel in Lingdu, a young man willing to spread fresh news stood up, knocked on the Allegro and improvised and said a number of treasures.

"Eh eh, this bamboo board hits, the officer listens,

A large number of people who worship the king, the second courtier, and the third shopkeeper,

Lots of people, massive and wide

You keep getting rich, and I'm drenched,

Prince Edward, many quirks,

Drink human milk, support the body,

Kill the prisoner, the picture is free,

Lin Xing Gong Nu Tian Tian Le,

Come one, beautiful princess,

Jiao Di Di is soft and weak, a flower from Nanban,

Hold the heart in your hand, touch your forehead,

I was so scared that my soul flew away

Heart-to-heart, Haikou boast,

There are so many strange things in the world,

Everything falls into one thing

One thing drops one thing. "

After finishing the playful remarks, as soon as the clapper board was closed, the shopkeeper immediately called him: "Come here, brother An Tong, you elaborate on this matter, is this Prince of Prince really taking care of himself?"

"Yeah, brother An Tong, aren't you bragging? There used to be a famous trick that was particularly beautiful, and did not make Ling Yichen take care of herself. Why is this Nanban princess?" Teenager shouting.

Brother An Tong said with a smile: "I don't know why, but this is true. My sister is a maid in the Prince's Mansion, and she told me that it can be fake."

"Then talk about, how is Prince Edward convincing?" The shopkeeper's smile asked.

An Tong elderly said, "When it comes to this, it's right to ask me. When the dark wind is high that night, just in the post in Filo County, several mysterious figures appeared, robbing the Nanman Princess. Go. Grandpa Prince chased away in a hurry, chasing after him, Grandpa Prince found that something was wrong, why did Princess Nanman not have the fragrance of a thousand miles? "

"The prince, who knew what he was doing, immediately turned around and followed Xun Xiang, finally found the princess's maid Maka in Tinma County. According to Maka, it was the robber who had ripped the princess from the robbery. , I left the swamp. The crown prince almost ordered someone to corpse, sniffing his nose fiercely, hey, wrong! "

An Tong grunted his nose hard and continued, "Strange, why is that fragrance still there? So he twisted the lying Maca, continued to track, and finally found the princess on a boat of Nakazawa, and killed the Gong Gong, Brought the princess back to the church to become a relative. Although it was a delay, the family affairs were harmless and completed. "

"It's just that there are two strange things about this. When the crown prince found the princess, the princess was crying on the boat alone, but no one was seen except for the grandfather. The group of robbers will be violent, and those robbers will be dispersed, and no one will be seen. The crown prince can only kill Mo Gong to express his anger. "

"But some people say that Prince Edward will not eat this kind of loss. If Princess Nanman has lost her virginity, why would Prince Prince still want to marry her? After marriage, she still has a request for her, even in the past 'drinking human milk and killing prisoners' Did n’t you do "Xing Gong Nu"? "

Those customers heard this, and they all said yes, otherwise the princess would cry.

Brother An Tong shook his head: "No! Do you want to know why? Brother I got the inside information today, so I ran to tell everyone immediately, do you want to know whether the princess has lost her virginity, and who are the robbers? What about? "

"Think, think, let's say you ..."

"That's right, there's fart fast, and it's still appetizing ..."

...

Brother An Tong scratched his head and said with a smile: "Grandpas, sisters, grandma and grandpas, if you want to hear the latest news, just give a reward!"

"Cut, go! Neighbourhood neighbors, also took advantage of the opportunity to blackmail!" The customers were not happy anymore, and they all expressed their disdain. You satirized him with my words and made him unable to resist.

The shopkeeper smiled, knowing that they wanted to wake up An Tong ’s sense of shame in this way, and volunteered to inform him, but An Tong was so funny that every time he came, he always added a lot of popularity to his shop, so he smiled and took out Some money fell on him.

"Come on, don't be obedient, let's take the rewards. Hurry up, hurry up—"

"Good." Brother An Tong collected the money and said briskly, "What kind of person are our princes? With so many eyeliners, I have long received the news. It turns out that Princess Nanman and her cousin, Bei Mo Zichen, the general of the soldiers and horses in the desert of the world, has a private interest and has agreed to cousin to rob the bride. "

"what?"

The plot turned sharply, the customers widened their eyes, and their eyes were about to fall.

"Is there such a thing?"

"Is that the rumor-blooded northern desert God of War Mo Zichen?"

"Ah, that's what it is."

...

There was a lot of discussion.

Brother An Tong seemed to be satisfied that everyone's attention was attracted to him, and he continued to find it.

"Mo Zichen originally wanted her cousin to lie to death. Since then, she has been flying with her for two nights. She didn't expect to be attacked by the swallowing giant python on the boat of Nakazawa. The belly is wrapped, leaving only the princess to cry there. "

"The princess has no choice but to empathize with the crown prince. The crown prince loves her again.

The shopkeeper smiled and said, "Can you go to heaven without following your life? The princess ran again, I was afraid that Dongling would fight Nanban."

Brother An Tong grinned and added: "But the princess didn't run, it was Dongling's turn to fight Beimo. I heard that the crown prince had decided to attack Beimo, taking advantage of Mo Zichen's death. But you can keep, and you will send troops to the border in a few days. As a result, isn't Bei Mo returning to Tanglin soon? "

The shopkeeper sighed: "If you don't return to us, what is your relationship with our people? Our childhood may not be better than before. I'm afraid that for the sake of military needs, my small shop will have to pay a little more tax."

Brother An Tong quipped: "Isn't it old for you? If Bei Mo returns to us, we can go there at any time and drink fresh goat's milk or something. Isn't this a happy thing?"

"Go, the young man just doesn't know the weight." The shopkeeper drove him away with a disgusted face. "Do you think the war is a house? Fight today, it will end in two days, and then it will be like a toy. Bring Bei Mo over and make it your own. It's naive. "

Brother An Tong blinked and said, "No, it was not easy before, but is Mo Zichen dead now? Then attacking Bei Mo is like finding a bag."

"Are you sure that Mo Zichen is dead? Are you sure?" The shopkeeper stared at An Tong brother obsessively.

"Cut," Brother An Tong froze for a long time and waved his hand, playing with the money hanging in his heart. "I don't care if he is dead or not, just earn your money. Hahaha—"

He ran away.

"This little rabbit maiden--" The shopkeeper scolded softly, shook his head helplessly and smiled.

Mo Zichen sitting in the corner silently put down the silver and stood up.