Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

That afternoon, Lin He packed up and moved into his newly purchased three-bedroom, one-bedroom.

Interestingly, when she called the old lady of the landlord to check out.

The old lady insisted that Lin He had destroyed his furniture and decoration, and she would have to pay a deposit of 1,000 yuan.

This made Lin He also a little speechless.

You have fart furniture. When you rented a house, there was a bed, a broken sofa, and no place to cook.

Co-author I have rented your house for three years, and I will give you a whole new set of furniture when I leave.

Lin He was also not used to him, so he called the police directly, and when the police came, he showed his lawyer credentials.

When the little old lady saw the lawyer's certificate, she was a little worried. Coupled with the good words of several police comrades next to her, she reluctantly refunded Lin He's thousand yuan deposit.

After everything was done, Lin He and Nie Feng took a leave of absence the next day, packed a few clothes, drove his beloved Porsche, and headed straight for his hometown.

Baisha Street is a village in Fang County next to Jiangcheng.

It is said to be a village, but it is actually similar in size to a town, with a resident population of more than 8,000.

I heard that a few years ago, the village committee also launched a vigorous campaign to go to villages and towns.

This year, the domestic economy has developed rapidly, and the highway intersection has been built directly to the edge of the village.

After an hour's drive, Lin He got off the expressway and arrived at the CBD of the village within a few kilometers.

In a square in front of the village committee compound, a group of old men and women are sitting there, chatting and chatting, playing chess and playing chess. Life is very comfortable.

Uncle Lin saw a brand new Porsche coming this way from a distance, and looking at the license plate number, it seemed to be a bit awesome.

"Hey, this car looks very valuable. It seems to be called cleaning." Uncle Lin said with emotion.

"Porsche." The uncle next to him said quite forcefully: "Lao Lin, you were also someone who went out and saw the world when you were young, so don't always make a fuss."

"Yes, it's a Porsche. I've ridden in this car before, but I can't remember it for a while."

Uncle Lin said suspiciously, "The license plate number looks fresh. It doesn't seem to be a car in our village."

"That's right. This car is very expensive. It costs more than one million yuan. Our village chief only drives an Audi. Could it be the car in our village?"

Old Matou is worthy of picking up bottles in the auto repair shop all the year round, and he can see the value of this car at a glance.

"Hey, isn't that kid from the Changshan family sitting in the car?"

When the car got close, Uncle Lin finally saw Lin He who was driving.

"Emma, ​​it really is!"

"The boy from the Changshan family has made a fortune."

"Driving a million-plus car is big news in our village."

Lin He drove and slowly passed by. Because of the crowd, he slowed down the car very slowly.

Seeing that the old man next to him pointed at him, and there was also an old man from his own family, Lin He hesitated for a while, but decided to get out of the car and say hello.

"Five masters, let's put it here to soak up the sun."

Lin He took out an unopened huazi from the co-pilot and scattered a pack for each of the group of uncles.

"Little Linzi is back." Uncle Lin took Huazi and said cheerfully, "Hey, this smoke is good, I like it."

"This is Zhonghua, I've seen it on Douyin, and street squatters in some places like to smoke this."

"It's said to cure a cough!"

Lin He was ashamed for a while, but he didn't expect that the fifth master also likes to play Douyin.

"Well, I also know one thing. It is said on the Internet that smoking this cigarette does not cough." Lin He smiled.

Uncle Lin walked around the Porsche, then smiled at Lin He and said, "That's right, Xiao Linzi, I haven't seen you for a few months. When you come back, you're going to pick the eyes of the fifth master."

Lin He: ? ? ?

The fifth master looks quite healthy and his complexion is also good, why is he talking nonsense.

When am I going to pick your eyeballs?

Lin He said quickly, "Master, you can't talk nonsense. If my dad finds out, he won't forgive me."

"Hey, Xiao Lin, what are you talking about, you are so good, if Chang Shan dares to beat you, I will beat him." Old man Lin waved his hand and said very proudly.

"No, fifth master, I really didn't expect to pick your eyeballs, don't talk nonsense." Lin He defended himself.

"Look at your drive back in a Porsche, obviously you want to poke my eyeballs, your fifth master is not blind." Old man Lin insisted.

Fifth Master, I know you are not blind, but what does it have to do with picking your eyeballs when I drive a Porsche?

There's something wrong with your logic.

In the end, the royal translator, the old horse head, couldn't stand it any longer, and stood up and said:

"Lao Lin, do you want to say that Shibie should be treated with admiration for three days?"

"Yes, that's the sentence." Old man Lin agreed and nodded: "Look, it's said in the book that the two haven't seen each other for several days. Look at each other."

"Xiao Lin, you already drive a Porsche, you can be a fool."

"The fifth master should have pulled his eyeballs to look at you."

What the hell!

Lin He was immediately stunned!

Is this sentence understood?

It turned out that not only the old man in the city can play, but also the old man in the village.

"Ha ha."

Lin He stood there with an embarrassed yet polite smile on his face.

Under his feet, he was about to use his shoes to cut out another three rooms and one living room.

"By the way, Lin He, what kind of job are you doing now? It seems to be quite profitable."

Uncle Lin lit a Huazi, and spit out a big mouthful of smoke: "Our second dog just came back from the south last month, and has been idle at home recently. If you have a way to make a fortune, don't forget it. Take your dog boy with you."

"Me, I studied law in college, and now I work in a law firm." Lin He said with a smile, "Let's talk about making money. Actually, it doesn't make much money in a year."

Humble, humble.

If it is true that he earns millions of dollars a year, what if the seven aunts and eight aunts ask him to borrow money?

Lin He didn't want to get himself into such a big trouble for the sake of pretending to be cool for a while.

"I see."

Uncle Lin slapped his thigh suddenly and looked at Lin He in surprise.

What the hell? What do you know?

Lin He looked at the fifth master and quietly waited for his next sentence.

"I see, Xiao Linzi, you are a mage now."

Uncle Lin said suddenly.

Mage?

Angela? Joe?

I'm still a shooter!

Five Lords is quite fashionable, not only likes to play funny sounds, but also plays the glory of the king.

Lin He smiled and said, "Five masters, I didn't expect you to be so old that you can still play King Glory?"

Unexpectedly, after listening to his words, the fifth master just shook his head, and then criticized: "What kind of pesticides are you using, Xiao Linzi, don't look at it for a few months."

"You kid grew up in the countryside anyway, how come you forgot your roots after going out for a few days."

"If the crops in the field are not sprayed with pesticides until this time, then there will be no harvest."

"You study law, so isn't that a mage?"

Lin He:  …

Well, Lord, you have won again.

After living for more than 20 years, he discovered that the generation gap really exists.

You are like now, he and the fifth master are chatting about the profession of lawyer.

The five masters actually mentioned the king pesticide.

Well, then I'll talk to you about the king, and you've got me involved with the crops in the field again.

Lin He was really afraid that the next two people would talk about crops, and the fifth master recalled his belief in the Land of Light back then.

Forget it, I'm not talking anymore, okay!

"Well, I'm a mage."

Lin He blushed: "five masters, my mother, I'm waiting for me to go home for dinner."

"I won't talk to you anymore."

"Hello, uncle, goodbye, uncle!"

After Lin He finished speaking, he quickly climbed into the cab, stepped on the accelerator, and stayed away from this right and wrong place.