Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

"In the Red Chamber, how many tears did Lin Daiyu shed?"

"In Journey to the West, is the dog licking its face in the heaven a male dog or a female dog?"

"If Erlang has cataracts, will his third eye also have problems?"

"How many characters are there in Tang Seng's Binding Curse?"

"Sun Wukong fought the six-eared macaque, who was the last one who died?"

"Zhu Bajie is very fat, how much does he weigh?"

"The four masters and apprentices study the scriptures, what is Sha Wujing's burden carrying?"

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Lin He asked a dozen questions in one go, and then looked at Fang Xinyi seriously.

Here, Fang Xinyi almost died of depression.

Are you the devil to ask these questions.

No, big brother, although I don't study much, you can't bully me like this.

When Wu Chengen wrote Journey to the West, he did not explain these issues at all.

If you want to know, you can only ask the author himself.

Our first blind date, you ask these questions when you come up, is it polite?

If it were an ordinary person to joke with Fang Xinyi, she would have left on the spot in anger.

However, Lin He is a big boss who drives a Porsche. Even if Fang Xinyi knew that he was teasing her, she was reluctant to leave.

"These questions... ah... it's too difficult, I don't seem to know any of them." Fang Xinyi grinned and smiled shyly.

"You don't know such a simple question, but you are so embarrassed to tell me that you are familiar with the four famous novels."

Lin He said angrily, "I, Lin He, hate dishonest people the most in my life."

After he finished speaking, he looked aggrieved and felt like he had been deceived.

"But these questions of yours are too difficult!"

Fang Xinyi wanted to cry, but looked at Lin He pitifully.

"too difficult?"

Lin He thought for a while, and then said quietly: "Well, you must have watched Hong Kong movies."

"Yeah." Fang Xinyi nodded: "I often watch those movies, and many video sites are distinguished VIPs."

"Okay, then, you can use the tone of a gangster to imitate Tang Seng's speech." Lin He said with a smile.

Tang monk?

Gangster boss?

Little big brother, what are you playing?

Is it true that people who study law are so unique when they go out on blind dates?

"This...I don't seem to know either." Fang Xinyi whispered.

"You don't know such a simple question, so why would you go out on a date?"

Lin He said with a serious face: "I think it is the most important thing for two people to have a common topic when dealing with each other."

"I see, I asked so many questions just now, and you can't answer any of them."

"I don't think the two of us are suitable."

"If that's the case, then forget it."

Fang Xinyi:  …

Look, this is human language.

As far as your questions are concerned, even a serious girl can't answer them.

However, she still didn't want to give up.

Fang Xinyi sneered: "Otherwise, let's change to a simpler topic."

Lin He thought for a moment, and then said, "Well, it's the last chance."

"I'm here to imitate the boss, you just need to answer who I imitate, or which movie I'm imitating."

Fang Xinyi nodded: "Well, you can ask."

Lin He thought for a while, then imitated Andy's tone: "Pick up the scriptures, pick up the scriptures!"

"Chase the dragon!"

"If the Tathagata does not give the scriptures, and Guanyin also comes to join in the fun, then fight!"

"Ouhao!"

"Go! Slap him twice, so that he will have a long memory in the future. If he doesn't fight back after being beaten, don't follow me, Tang Seng. I can't afford to lose this person."

"Li Yunlong!"

"Let you send the scriptures to the Tang Dynasty, it's either windy or rainy!"

"fuse!"

"Tang Seng grabbed his daughter's king's neck and said: I am very angry now!"

This question, Fang Xinyi blushed first, glanced at Lin He, and then whispered: "Young and Dangerous Boy, Liang Kun said."

This girl seems to know a lot.

The next chat will be more interesting.

Lin He asked, Fang Xinyi answered.

Before you know it, an hour has passed.

"I'm going to the bathroom, can you wait for me?"

Fang Xinyi asked.

Compared with her arrogance when she entered the door before, her cautious attitude was like heaven and earth.

This also made Lin He sigh in his heart that the charm of Porsche is really great.

The goddess who can make one second aloof at the top, the next second becomes as humble as dust.

"That's fine, you can go." Lin He smiled.

I don't know if Fang Xinyi was intentional or unintentional. After standing up, she remembered to get her phone from her bag.

It doesn't matter when she bends over, Lin He is sitting opposite her.

When I looked up, I saw the purple milk cap inside.

Uh, quite luxurious.

"I put my bag here first, you can help me look at it." Fang Xinyi said with a smile.

Lin He nodded: "Well, you go."

When Fang Xinyi came out of the bathroom, Lin He suggested to leave.

After the bill was settled, the two went out together.

Lin He sat directly in the Porsche cab, ignited, started, and all in one go.

Afterwards, he lowered the window and said to Fang Xinyi outside the car, "Goodbye Miss Fang, we will have a chance to talk again."

Then, the accelerator kicked out, leaving Fang Xinyi with a huge Porsche butt.

In this way, Fang Xinyi watched the Porsche disappear from her sight, and the smile on her face instantly solidified.

Nima, he just left?

Is he polite? I don't even know how to send me a ride.

Also, if you have the opportunity to chat again, let’s talk about Nima’s big-headed ghost, we both don’t even have WeChat, okay?

Staring blankly at the direction in which Lin He disappeared, Fang Xinyi's pretty face was full of disappointment,

For the first time in more than 20 years, she has doubted her own charm.

Here, Lin He saw Fang Xinyi's jaw-dropping expression from the rearview mirror, and the corner of his mouth evoked a dragon-king smile.

Oh, women are just tools to please the king.

To be honest, he just saw the shadow of Huang Yali from Fang Xinyi's body.

For such a snobbish woman, he was disdainful in his heart.

This blind date is just a show.

When the time is up, you will leave automatically.

As for the sequel, don't even think about it.

Lin He drove the car, not in a hurry to go back, but wandered aimlessly on the streets of the county town.

Since he went to college, he hadn't wandered so leisurely in his home county for a long time.

Looking at the familiar and unfamiliar street scenes around him, Lin He felt a lot of emotion for a while.

While I was sighing, I received a call from my aunt.

"Hey, Lin He, what's the matter with you?"

"I don't know how to keep in touch with someone on a blind date."

As soon as the aunt opened her mouth, she complained, thinking that it was the woman Fang Xinyi who complained.

"I tell you, the girl is very satisfied with you, and just asked me for your WeChat."

"I gave your WeChat account to others. I've seen that girl before. She's very beautiful. This time, you have to take this opportunity well."

"Okay, I see."

Lin He clicked his tongue, a helpless smile appeared on his face.

Shui Ling is Shui Ling, but I really don't like that outfit and personality.

However, the aunt was also kind, and Lin He was embarrassed to refuse.

"Also, your cousin Lin Tian is on vacation today. If it's convenient when you come back, remember to pick him up."

A large number of people in Baisha Village are surnamed Lin, so naturally my cousin is also called Lin Tian.

"I see, no problem."

After Lin He hung up the phone, he opened WeChat, and sure enough, there was a friend verification on it.

"Xinyi Xiaogong requested to add you as a friend!"

Fang Xinyi is undoubtedly Fang Xinyi, agree, check the circle of friends.

Recently, a circle of friends was posted on the 12th of last month. The background was a sea. I thought it was a photo during travel.

The text is: After soaking in water in the tunnel and turning off the flame, the car that can continue to drive after the second ignition is the real car with good performance.

After reading it, Lin He smiled slightly, this girl is a person with a story.

I wanted to give a thumbs up, but found that I couldn't.

After exiting, this circle of friends has been deleted.

"Lin He, you finally agreed. I'm Fang Xinyi, who just had a blind date with you. Remember to give me a note (smile + love jpg)."

As soon as the two added WeChat, Fang Xinyi sent a message of concern.

Lin He smiled lightly. It turns out that dog licking doesn't just refer to male compatriots.

Then he replied: "I'm busy, talk back."

"Well, okay, drive carefully???."

Seeing this, Lin He didn't bother to come back, so he just turned off WeChat.