Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

Uh……

Lin He smiled embarrassingly: "It's almost the same, it's almost the same, who is who we are."

"Let you go, I have thought it through."

"There are so many people around me, after thinking about it, only you can be of great use."

"In a word, do you want to go?"

"If you go, I'll find a way for you about your work. If you don't go, don't expect me to help you enter the law firm."

Zhang Xuanmai thought for a moment, then clicked his tongue and said, "Okay, I'll go, can't I listen to you?"

"However, the position of my deputy director..."

"Don't worry, wrap it on me."

Lin He hurriedly changed the subject: "Come on, spicy duck head, your favorite."

Next, the two of Lin He buried themselves in the meal.

At this time, the conversation between the two young ladies at the adjacent table came into my ears.

"Sister, help me get the chili you have on hand."

"Xiaorou, eat less chili. We'll go to see the client later."

cough cough...

The opposite Zhang Xuanmai coughed violently, Junxiu's face flushed red, Lin He quickly unscrewed the mineral water beside him and handed it to him.

Such a big movement naturally attracted the attention of the two beauties at the adjacent table.

They turned their heads around and stared at Lin He and Lin He with pretty faces.

Lin He explained: "Sorry, my friend choked!"

The two beauties just gave up, snorted and stopped talking.

After a long while, Zhang Xuanmai recovered, but there was still an unstoppable smile on his face.

"What's wrong, what's so funny?" Lin He wondered.

Zhang Xuanmai turned his head and glanced at the two beauties. Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he whispered, "Chili, customer, guess what they do."

"Crazy, how do I know?" Lin He was speechless: "Could it be that he sells chili peppers?"

"stupid!"

Zhang Xuanmai rolled his eyes at him and said angrily, "Guess again, use your imagination to guess!"

What the heck, use your imagination to guess.

This kid won't be suffocated on the prairie, and wants to attract people's attention in this way?

and many more……

Can't eat spicy food when you see a client?

Lin He seemed to understand something.

Holy crap, this young man!

Unexpectedly, after almost two years without seeing him, this kid is still so nasty.

"You mean... import and export trade?" Lin He lowered his voice.

"hey-hey……"

"Ha ha……"

The two who understood, suddenly burst into laughter.

The laughter was too presumptuous, which made the two beauties look unhappy.

"Riding on a horse, your brain is sick, is it so funny to eat a meal?"

The coquettish-looking woman glanced at Zhang Xuanmai and cursed angrily.

Zhang Xuanmai was scolded for being mentally ill and unambiguous, staring straight at the towering hills of the beautiful woman.

"What are you looking at? Believe it or not, the old lady will dig out your eyeballs and use them as a ball to step on!" The woman cursed angrily.

However, who is Zhang Xuanmai?

When he was in school, he was a fierce man who dared to confess to the dean in public. After two years of social experience, his skills became more and more unfathomable.

A mere sentence or two of innocuous scolding is naturally impossible to break the defense against him.

Meeting the woman's gaze, Zhang Xuanmai not only did not feel embarrassed at all, but took the initiative to start a group.

"What else can I see, of course, I am looking at the place where the peach blossoms are in full bloom!"

Zhang Xuanmai rested his forehead with his hand, looked directly at the opponent's chest, and said without panic.

This look... is indeed a bit rogue.

Seeing this, Lin He secretly said that he made friends accidentally.

The woman is also unequivocal, she directly spreads her legs at a 90° angle, and says, "There is a place for you to raise you if you are still riding a horse!"

"Stinky idiot!"

Oh, so sturdy?

Seeing that the two of them were about to go to work, Lin He had no choice but to get up and start a relationship.

"Beauty, I'm sorry, this friend of mine has not been able to use his brain since he was a child. I apologize to you for him."

Lin He got up to apologize.

"If your brain is not good, just keep it at home and don't let it go out and bite people!"

The woman got up directly, pulled the other girl beside her to check out and left.

Before leaving, he said cursingly, "Hmph, if you don't eat it, you can meet this kind of person after eating, it's really disgusting!"

...

In the end, Lin He spent a huge sum of 68 yuan to clean up his good brother Zhang Xuanmai.

As soon as the two left the Shaxian Hotel, they saw a large group of people surrounded by them, and there were vague quarrels.

"Let's go and have a look." Zhang Xuanmai stretched his neck and said.

The two stepped forward, squeezed into the crowd, and found that the two sides of the conflict were a young man and an old woman.

"Auntie, I really can't take out one thousand yuan. I only have a little over one hundred. Otherwise, I will give you all the money, and you can return the phone to me." The young man looked at the old woman in front of him, said with a begging face.

"More than a hundred dollars?" The old lady glanced at the young man and said with a sneer, "Where are you sending the beggars?"

"No, absolutely not!"

"A thousand dollars, not even one less."

"If you're willing to give me the money, I'll give you this phone. If you don't, I can't help it."

Facing the boss with such a tough attitude, the young man bit his lip, but there was nothing he could do.

At this time, the enthusiastic people next to them also interceded for the youth: "Aunt, you can't do this, you picked up the mobile phone well, but everyone who lost it has found it, you should return it to others."

"Yeah, he looks like a poor student, and he doesn't have much money on him. Otherwise, do a good deed and give him your phone."

"Aunt, looking at your outfit, you shouldn't be short of money at home. How can you embarrass a child in your family?"

In the face of everyone's verbal criticism, the old woman also felt that her face was a little bit awkward.

With a cold snort, he said, "Oh, you guys have nothing to do, right? Eat radishes and worry about them first."

"I picked up the mobile phone. He said that the mobile phone belongs to him. If he wants to go back, he will pay me."

"As for how much it costs, that's a matter between me and him, and it's none of your business."

"You are kind-hearted, don't you, then just give him the thousand yuan, then it will save trouble."

"Or, if you all exchange one hundred and fifty for each, you can also make up one thousand yuan."

This……

Seeing that the old lady was so unreasonable, the audience was helpless for a while.

These days, it's not that the old people are getting bad, but the bad guys are getting old.

If it was a young man with a large number of people, he might dare to step forward and forcefully take back the phone.

But in the face of a weak old lady, if she is really impulsive, the old lady will lie down on the ground, and a year's work will be in vain.

At this moment, Lin He also guessed what happened.

Probably because the young man lost his mobile phone and happened to be picked up by the old lady.

The young man couldn't come up with a thousand yuan, so he was stuck here.

Lin He glanced at the young man, his face was still childish, he wore thick glass bottom glasses, and he was wearing a pair of washed and whitish jeans.

Dressing up is obviously a standard for poor students, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like someone who can afford a thousand yuan.

If you really grit your teeth and give the old lady a thousand yuan, it is estimated that there will be no food for a month.

On the other hand, the old lady across from him was dressed very well, with full-strength elderly shoes, Nike brand white undershirts, and especially on her withered wrists, a small 50-gram gold bracelet. Judging from her outfit, it should be no less than a thousand dollars. money.