Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

"system?"

Lin He said in amazement, as a senior fan of explosive books, he spends two hours on ** every day on weekdays, and the word 'system' is all too familiar.

After the male protagonist got the system, he became the invincible god of war in the army. When he returned home, he found that his daughter lived in a kennel. With an order, 100,000 soldiers returned... He built a luxurious and extravagant kennel for his daughter.

What a smile of the Dragon King, life and death are unpredictable!

In a word, the system is synonymous with the peak of life.

Lin He didn't expect that one day, he would also be systematically added. Does that mean that he is going to the pinnacle of his life, becoming a CEO, and getting married...

Taking a deep breath, Lin He suppressed his excitement and said to himself, "System, next, please start your performance!"

【…】

After a long time, the mechanical sound reappeared in Lin He's mind:

[This system is a madman system, proficient in the Civil Code, Criminal Law, Economic Law, Administrative Law...]

[The system will release some tasks at any time. As long as the host completes the tasks, they can get professional legal knowledge improvement. 】

[With the improvement of the host's professional knowledge, the title of the host will also change, and each time you increase a level, you will get a lot of rewards. 】

[The titles are divided into entry lawyers, junior lawyers, senior lawyers, elite lawyers, super lawyers, and madman Zhang San (perfect crimes can be implemented in a certain sense). 】

【…】

After a half-hour narration of the system, Lin He roughly understood the usefulness of this so-called 'madman system'. This is really a system tailored for a rookie who has just entered the industry.

Lin He said in his mind, "System, check your own attributes."

【OK! 】

The next moment, a dark green light curtain appeared in Lin He's mind.

Name: Lin He

Age: 25

Stamina: 8

Title: Entry Lawyer

Money: 250

Skills: None

Fanatic Points: 0 points (can be used for lottery draws in the system mall, obtained by completing tasks.)

Lin He savored the information on the light screen, with a hint of helplessness on his face. His data is really blank, just like a rookie who has not yet entered the novice area when playing games.

"The system is great, so what, look, is there a novice gift package for me when we meet for the first time?" Lin He said to himself.

【nature! 】

[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting a novice gift package, do you want to open it? 】

"Turn on!"

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a copy of the Criminal Law Encyclopedia, you can recite the 893 laws and regulations in the Criminal Law like fluent! 】

[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting 100 madman points, which can be used for lottery in the system mall! 】

[Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining 100 classic cases of extrajudicial madman Zhang San's perfect crime! 】

This... is too arrogant.

Seeing the rewards given by the system, Lin He was overjoyed.

Originally, I had the attitude of trying it out and wanted to ask the system for some benefits, but I didn’t expect the system to be so generous, and it was a complete criminal law, and it was worth a madman.

The system is very powerful, and the system is very powerful.

Among the ones that Lin He had read before, eight out of ten systems were violent, and they would obliterate the host at any time. I didn't expect this system to be so gentle and considerate.

The system is huge, I'm going to call crazy for you.

At this moment, Lin He even wanted to sing a song.

Who said in my ear that my love will never change

Just because of this sentence, ah, I have no complaints

Heartbreak in the rain, tears in the wind...

[Rewards are being distributed, please be prepared to receive the host! 】

However, before Lin He could answer, he felt thousands of pieces of information pouring into his mind. During this process, Lin He only felt that his brain was swollen.

Fortunately, the process was not long, and after about two minutes, this feeling disappeared.

After his consciousness regained clarity, Lin He suddenly discovered that those boring and unremembered laws and regulations during his college days seemed to be imprinted in his mind at the moment.

He quickly turned on the computer and looked up the criminal law catalogue. The information in his mind was exactly the same as the criminal law content on the computer, even the punctuation marks were not wrong.

And the one hundred Zhang San's crime cases are simply perfect. They avoid the rules and regulations of the law everywhere, and can achieve their own goals.

He still remembers watching a TV series two years ago with Dean Chen who loves to learn foreign languages.

In the words of Dean Chen: the interpretation of the legal provisions is in our hands, and it is not up to us how we want him to judge.

At that time, Lin He felt that this sentence was domineering and sidelined. Now it seems that Zhang San is much more powerful than that Dean Chen.

In an instant, Lin He had a way to quickly add fans to Quan Jinglu's Douyin account.

Open Douyin, Lin He hung up a live broadcast and quickly modified the title of the live broadcast.

[Senior legal person asks you to learn how to prostitute for free, see you at seven o'clock in the evening! 】

After doing all this, Lin He looked at the time, it was already off work time, just now he was a little hungry, so he simply hung the live broadcast there and went out to eat.

What Lin He didn't know was that shortly after he left the company, the live broadcast room became lively.

Several people who like to visit the same city's live broadcast room swiped to his live broadcast room. After seeing the title, their faces became happy, and they couldn't help but start to leave a message: "Free whoring? A senior legal person who is still riding a horse is another headline party!"

"That's right, I am a distinguished Cadillac owner, I want to laugh when I see this title!"

"I guess it's another wild anchor who wants to attract fans quickly, so he made such a title!"

"It's gone, it's gone, if I can really prostitute for nothing, I'll show everyone the ancestral stunt to stand upside down and shit!"

...

For a time, several people in the live broadcast room scolded.

But soon, someone felt that the situation was not right, and said, "Hey, that's not right, you see, the live broadcast account has been added with V, it seems that it is still the official account!"

"Well, I see. I have heard of Quan Jing Law Firm. The company is located in Times Square in the city center!"

"Interesting, the official account teaches prostitution, but I want to see what the situation is."

"Brothers, see you at seven o'clock in the evening."

...

Lin He found a small restaurant near the law firm, cooked a large serving of yellow stewed chicken rice, and came to a bottle of bravery.

After checking that the time was almost up, I slowly returned to the law firm.

After coming to the office, he picked up the mobile phone on the table and glanced at the number of viewers in the live broadcast room. He was also slightly surprised.

Although I already thought that my title should bring in a certain number of people, I didn't expect so many people to wait for the live broadcast.

The 566 viewers are almost 600, which is more than double the number of his fans.

If his expectations are good, a large portion of the 500-odd people will become his loyal fans later.

Glancing at the time, it was almost seven o'clock before Lin He turned on the phone's camera and aimed it at his face.

Suddenly, a handsome face appeared on the screen.

As soon as he appeared, the water friends in the live broadcast room began to barrage.

[The anchor finally showed up. I didn’t even play the peak game tonight. I waited here for half an hour until the anchor started to perform. 】

[The same is true for me. I put the ugly words in front of me in advance. If I find out that the anchor is a headliner, I will go out and report this live broadcast room immediately. 】

[I beg the anchor to start quickly, cigarettes, melon seeds, and drinks are ready. 】

[Wait a minute, I have a question, is the anchor a serious lawyer? Do you have a professional qualification certificate? If not, everyone should leave as soon as possible to save time. 】

Seeing this question, Lin He smiled lightly, picked up the lawyer's certificate on the table, put it in front of the screen and smiled: "Don't worry, I'm really a lawyer, absolutely serious!"

On the lawyer's certificate, there is not only his photo, but also the red stamp of the Department of Justice of Dongjiang Province. Now everyone has no doubts.

Hearing his words, the water friends in the live broadcast room were happy.

[Damn, the anchor is really a lawyer, but it's a bit unserious. 】

[Agree with the statement above, serious people live broadcast, who would use this title? 】

[Hello anchor, I have a friend who wants me to ask, is there really a way to prostitute for free? 】

[I am also very curious as a woman, please start your performance with the anchor! 】

Seeing this barrage, Lin He was also sweating profusely. He originally thought that the more than 500 people in the live broadcast room would be all big men, but he didn't expect there were women.

Lin He took a look at her ID, named Xianwen Shangshen.

The name is rather elegant, but I don't know if the hidden man behind this ID is a big man with a slap in the face.

Lin He coughed dryly, cleared his throat and said, "Okay, the live broadcast officially begins!"

"First of all, let me tell you a story."

Lin He recalled the classic case sent to him by the system in the afternoon, and sorted out his thoughts a little.

"Zhang San...cough, okay, his name is Zhang San."

"Zhang San went to the bar and saw a woman who was very beautiful, so he said to the woman, give you 3,000 yuan and have fun with me for one night, how about it?"

"The woman originally came out to have fun. Seeing that Zhang San, who was not very good-looking, was so generous, she accepted it happily and followed Zhang San to the opened room. The two played poker all night."

"The next day, Zhang San left contentedly. Before leaving, he threw a 3,000 yuan coin to the woman. The woman looked angry and went to the police station to report the crime."

"Excuse me, what crime should Zhang San be convicted in this case?"

Lin He just finished speaking, and the water friend ID named Xianwen Shangshen was the first to speak in the live broadcast room: "It's not easy, the two of them carried out illegal transactions, naturally Zhang San and one PC should be convicted. "

[Yes, it is the crime of PC. The facts are clear and the evidence is conclusive. It’s still a question. I seriously suspect that the anchor’s lawyer’s license was issued on the flyover for 15 yuan. 】

[Nima, elementary school students all know the problem, the anchor is still showing off here, is there a hole in his brain? 】

[Pretty wow, it really is the title dog, a waste of Lao Tzu's time. 】

For a while, the group members in the live broadcast room continued to criticize Lin He.

Lin He didn't get angry, took a sip of water from the teacup, and then said slowly: "But the problem is, if the PC crime is to be convicted, there must be a money transaction in it, and what Zhang San gave was Ming coins, not RMB. , can this be called a PC?"

As soon as these words came out, the vigorous denunciation movement in the live broadcast room fell silent, and everyone fell silent.

Yes, Ming Coin is not RMB, how can you say Zhang San PC?