Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

Lin He continued to stare at the phone screen and said, "Then, here comes the second question."

"If this woman sees that Zhang San has stripped her top, she will not be outdone, she will be cruel, and she will also tear Zhang San's top off."

"Then, after arriving at the police station, is there any possibility for the two to reconcile in private?"

After the question was asked, netizens blurted out:

"Sure, you ripped off my clothes, I ripped off your clothes, it's even, why can't we reconcile?"

"It makes sense for you to say that, but I always feel that something is wrong?"

"It doesn't seem right, I always feel that women are at a disadvantage!"

"Zhang San is a big man. It doesn't seem like a big deal to have his shirt off. Maybe this guy usually has the habit of topless!"

"Not necessarily, habit is habit, but you can't force Zhang San!"

"Yes, support Zhang San, the woman also constitutes an insult to Zhang San."

"I'm a professional, everyone listen to me. Zhang San's plucking of a woman's shirt constitutes a crime of compulsory insult, and a woman's plucking of Zhang San's clothes does not constitute a crime."

Lin He glanced at the professional's comment approvingly, and thought to himself: Young man, I'm optimistic about you.

cough cough...

He coughed lightly and said, "This professional is right, a woman does not constitute a crime."

"After arriving at the police station, Zhang Sanhui was directly locked in a small black room, and then charged by the procuratorate for the crime of forced insult."

"And this woman, at most, is criticized and educated!"

"It doesn't even constitute a violation of the Public Security Administration Law."

As soon as these words came out, the audience was speechless.

"Why? It's not fair!"

"That's right, I'm also taking off my shirt. My third brother has to go in because of the hair. The woman is fine?"

"Why? I think it has something to do with gender."

"I am a man, and I feel the deep malice of modern society!"

"Hey, that buddy from before, let's reincarnate next time and form a team, I also want to be a little fairy."

...

Lin He smiled slightly: "You don't need to feel wronged, because every article of the criminal law revised in our country is based on the actual life situation."

"In a word, law is a product of experience, not logic."

"Everyone can imagine if you are walking on the street and see a woman without a shirt on, will you feel curious, excited, hot, impulsive..."

"However, when you walk on the street and see a man without a shirt, you should get used to it."

"After all, this thing doesn't seem to have much to see."

"To sum up in one sentence, as long as there is no nudity with any sexual elements, everyone will be used to it."

"Finally, let me tell you a somewhat terrifying fact: Zhang San stripped off the woman's shirt, which has constituted a crime of forced insult, and it is still in a public place like a bus, and it is very likely that he will be sentenced to three years."

"And the woman stripped off Zhang San's shirt. In fact, it's not illegal."

"Don't say that it was a woman who ripped off Zhang San's shirt. Even if a woman ripped off Zhang San's panties, at most it would be a matter of provoking quarrels and provoking trouble, and he would be sentenced to administrative detention for not more than 15 days."

"So, boys must protect themselves outside, otherwise it's easy to suffer losses!"

"I don't know if I'm saying this, do you all understand?"

After Lin He finished speaking, he brushed his right thumb across his nose, with a subtle smile on his face, staring at the phone screen.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were directly shocked by this answer.

"Shit, is this okay?"

"I understand, I understand, but suddenly I feel a burst of heartbreak for no reason!"

"It's more than a heart block, it's just broken into dumpling stuffing."

"Laughter, the boy who rides a horse needs to protect himself outside. Before, I thought it was just a joke, but I didn't expect it to have such profound legal implications."

"The anchor is big, do you want to be so showy?"

"I was shown a face by the anchor. It turns out that the anchor of the French popularization can be so interesting, like, follow, and send gifts for three consecutive walks!"

...

Next, the gifts floated on the screen in the live broadcast room, and the special effects continued.

Lin He's right hand on the table was beating rhythmically, thinking about what the next prison trick would be.

Finally... After five minutes, the gift special effect slowed down.

Lin He pondered for a moment, then said with a smile, "OK, I'll bring you the next law popularization story!"

"Zhang San, he is usually a homeless person, but he always fantasizes that he will make a fortune one day."

"On this day, Zhang San had nothing to do when he was full, so he went for a walk on the street."

"When he passed a lottery shop, he found that the clerk fell asleep on the table."

"So, Zhang San, this kid, had an idea and sneaked into the counter quietly."

"I stole 100 scratch-off lottery tickets from the counter. The value of these 100 scratch-off tickets is not expensive. It looks like a thousand yuan in total."

"But here comes the problem, because Zhang San is very lucky."

"The first prize was scratched out of one hundred lottery tickets, with a total value of five million."

"Zhang San was so excited, he couldn't wait to exchange the bonus in another city."

"In the next time, Zhang San will buy a luxury car, pick up a hot girl, and make an appointment!"

"Life was very pleasant, but the good times didn't last long. Two months later, Zhang San was arrested and brought to justice by our dedicated police officer Uncle."

"Excuse me, in this story, did Zhang San commit a crime and should he be sentenced?"

After Lin He finished speaking, he stared at the screen with a smile on his face.

If expected, the correct answer to this story should be very few.

"Fuck, is there such a thing?"

"What is the happiest thing in the world is to buy scratch-offs and get five million."

"The most unfortunate thing is that you stole this first-prize scratch-off."

"Damn it, there's no reason for it. The stolen scratch can win 5 million. Why is the biggest prize in my life 'one more bottle'."

"Brother, be content. You still won another bottle. The thing I am most proud of in my life is to go to elementary school to eat crispy noodles and win a 'one more package'."

Lin He coughed lightly: "Luck, it's not in the scope of our discussion in the live broadcast room, let's talk about it, has Zhang San committed a crime?"

After waiting for a long time, Lin He finally found a valuable comment.

"Zhang San is innocent. As I said, in our country, the general starting amount for theft is about 3,000 yuan. Even in those backward areas, it starts at 2,000 yuan."

"The total value of the scratch music stolen by Zhang San is only 1,000 yuan, so it doesn't constitute a crime, okay?"

Well, this guy is not bad, but he has a little legal knowledge.

"No, please explain clearly to the anchor, has Zhang San committed any other theft cases in the past two years?"

Oh, are you so professional?

This netizen even took serial crimes into account.

However, that's not the point of the story.

PS: Alas... I'm really convinced you old 6, they all said that our family has no conditions to explode.

He didn't listen, he insisted on throwing a gift to his face.

Well, you guys won, the three chapters will explode o(^▽^)o