Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

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Everyone in the car was stunned and looked at the young man in his early days.

I saw Lin He standing there and said condescendingly: "You said that you aunts can be a little serious every day. Usually, children don't bring their clothes, and they don't wash their clothes, so they know how to dance in the square for entertainment."

"If it's just that, then I won't say anything."

"But the little girl has been working all day, and she's already exhausted. She finally found a seat on the bus to rest. As soon as you come up, you have to give up your seat. There's no reason for that."

"That aunt in red, let's talk about you. I saw you going to Hualian supermarket to grab eggs two days ago. Your legs and feet are so neat. Many young people can't compare to you."

"Why can't you stand on the bus for a while?"

"You nonsense, I have been robbing eggs at RT-Mart these days, and I have never been to Hualian Supermarket!"

The red-clothed aunt retorted, but she felt a little regretful after the words were out of her mouth.

Ha ha……

There was a burst of laughter in the car.

Especially the little girl next to her, swept away her previous grievances, and even laughed out two crystal snot bubbles.

Lin He also looked at the red-clothed aunt meaningfully. Originally, he was just talking casually, but he didn't expect that there would be unexpected joy.

This aunt, really doesn't make a fool of herself.

The laughter of the crowd rose from wave to wave, and these aunts couldn't hang their faces. Everyone looked at me, I looked at you, and put down their mobile phones in embarrassment.

The red-clothed aunt was even more ashamed. She blushed like a monkey's butt, and looked at Lin He viciously: "Young man, I can tell you."

"I have a bad heart. I just had an operation in the hospital last month."

"If you talk like that again, I'll lie down."

"If I really lie down, I won't be able to get up without 108,000. Can you afford this responsibility?"

The red-clothed aunt was ridiculed by many people, and she couldn't hang her face, so she used a nirvana.

Crowd: ...

How could she be so shameless?

Some people couldn't help but start to worry about Lin He, and they were glad that they didn't make it out just now.

Otherwise, this matter spreads to me, and when the aunt lies there, it will be hard to argue.

"Lie down?" Lin He chuckled, not taking Aunt's words to heart at all, and still had a smile on his face: "Aunt, if you like to lie down, then lie down."

"you……"

The aunt's lips were trembling with anger, and she didn't expect that this young man would not get in.

"I said this aunt, you just started to pull the girl's clothes, but I have already filmed it with my mobile phone. If you don't want to be famous on the Internet, you'd better not use those tricks."

"Otherwise, if I post it online, you will become famous all over the country."

"Even if you don't think about yourself, then you should have children, aren't you afraid that your children will be embarrassed by following you?"

"Also, I'm a lawyer. Do you think it's possible to defraud a lawyer when a carload of people is watching?"

After Lin He finished speaking, he took out his lawyer's license from his pocket again and shook it in front of his aunt.

Seeing the lawyer's certificate, Auntie was like a deflated ball, the fierce look on her face disappeared, replaced by a look of decadence.

Yes, to blackmail a lawyer, and it is under the watchful eyes of everyone, I am afraid that normal people can't do this.

However, she still stubbornly said: "I tell you, it's better not to mess around."

"Even if I did it first, it was for a reason. It was written with love here. Why didn't she give me my seat?"

"Besides, I didn't really hit anyone!"

After knowing the identity of lawyer Lin He, the fellow car also looked at him curiously, wanting to know how a lawyer would handle this kind of thing in this situation.

Under everyone's gaze, Lin He put away his documents.

"Sorry, the law of our country stipulates that only those who are over 60 years old can be regarded as the elderly."

"I see Auntie, although your skin is a little loose, sagging, and some age spots, but you haven't reached the age of sixty yet, at most fifty-five-six."

"So, you don't have the qualifications to let this little girl give up her seat!"

Among the few words, Lin He bit hard, his eyes fixed on the aunts in the field.

Under his fierce eyes, the last stubbornness of the aunts disappeared, and they all lowered their heads, not daring to look at Lin He.

Lin He is right. They have only retired in the past two years. The oldest is only 58 years old, which is indeed not the sixty years old that Lin He said.

At this moment, these aunts are embarrassed and angry, and they can't wait to find a crack on the ground to get in.

Obviously he just wanted to occupy a seat, how did he know that he would meet such a articulate legal person like Lin He.

If they had known that this kind of thing would happen, they wouldn't dare to be so arrogant if they borrowed the courage.

Seeing the dejected aunts, all the passengers in the car looked at Lin He with bright eyes.

A word of admiration in my heart: worthy of being a professional, the aunts who are arrogant in the air are in the hands of others, and it will be done in three or two sentences.

However, Lin He did not continue to let these people go.

I saw him say slowly: "Several aunts, there is one more thing I want to remind you."

"The behavior of you people just now has seriously affected the order in the carriage."

"If you call the police and deal with it, you will be charged with the crime of picking quarrels and provoking trouble, and it is not impossible that you will be locked up for a few days."

His words are a bit bluffing. Although the crime of picking quarrels and provoking trouble is applicable to a wide range, it would be too far-fetched to say that the actions of the aunts have touched this point.

However, who is Lin He, a professional legal person.

The words that came out of his mouth naturally brought three points of credibility.

The aunt, who was a little guilty at the moment, suddenly panicked when she heard her words.

Isn't that right, just because of this, you're going to be detained?

If it is really locked up, the neighbors will not point behind their backs in the future.

A few timid ones would have sweated on their foreheads.

Coincidentally, the bus passed another stop and pulled over.

The aunts don't care whether they have reached their destination or not, they scramble to get off the bus one by one, trying to stay away from the devil Lin He!

[Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the random task and rewarding 100 madman points! 】

A wonderful electronic synth sound resounded in Lin He's mind, and Lin He was elated when he heard it.

Just teaching a few aunts and getting 100 madman points is too cool.

To know that the last 200 points of madness, Lin He pumped a full 600,000 yuan.

Doesn't this mean that he made 300,000 just because of Lu Jian's roar.

The money earned...comfortable!

Not to mention the lottery and other weird rewards.

To describe Lin He's current mood in one sentence, it's cold in the heart...the heart is flying!

Seeing that all the aunts got off the bus, the little girl felt that the grievances in her heart dissipated a lot, and smiled sweetly at Lin He: "Sir, thank you just now."

"Actually, I'm not a stingy person. It's just that those aunts talked too much just now, so I didn't want to give them their seats."

Seeing that Lin He was still standing holding onto the handrail, she quickly stood up: "Why don't you just sit here, I'm almost there anyway."

Lin He shook his head and declined the girl's kindness.

When the people in the carriage were disturbed by what happened just now, they all came to their spirits and began to talk about it.

"The current square dance aunt is really too much, she seems to have become a social... tyrant, let's just say that our house is downstairs, that group of old ladies dances until after ten o'clock every night, so that our sons are dead. Fa concentrates on her homework."

"That's right, our community is also deeply affected. Good parking spaces are not allowed to park. They insist on dancing in the square, which makes the owners complain."

"A few days ago, I also saw that a square dance aunt and a boy competed on the basketball court, and then a few aunts surrounded a boy and beat him to the point of bruising his nose and face. That's a miserable!"

"Hey, there's no way, who makes people too old to provoke them to lie down on the ground, I'm sure you will be in trouble!"

"I didn't expect that these aunts would also have a deflated day. This guy is fine. I don't know which law firm you work in. If I need it, I will go to your law firm to find you."

Somehow, the conversation turned to Lin He again.

One of the young people looked at Lin He and said in amazement, "Hey, he's not the one who has exploded on the Internet these days... that Zhang San!"

"Yes, it's him, it's him, it's him."

"Mr. Zhang San, I really didn't expect that we are from the same city, and we can meet you on the bus."

Facing the crowd on the left and Zhang San on the right, Lin He put his hand on his forehead.

I don't call Zhang San when I ride a horse. Can I have a name?

Can you call me Lin He or Lawyer Lin?