Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

"Boss, I cut my hair here just now, and the phone seems to have fallen here. I'll go in and look for it!"

"Well, lost your phone?"

"Then go in and look for it."

Lin He searched and found nothing.

Finally, I asked the boss to check the monitoring, and the boss said with some embarrassment: "Dude, did you really lose your phone?"

"You know, the surveillance in my store is the privacy of the customer, and it can't be seen by others."

"Really!" Lin He said affirmatively, "I just got a haircut in your shop."

At this time, the teacher Tony who cut the hair next to him also came over and said, "Boss, this handsome guy is indeed cutting our hair. I cut it just now."

"Just this face, this temperament, I have never had such a handsome haircut, but I remember it clearly."

Hearing this, Lin He also gave this teacher Tony a scorpion with a smile on his face.

In today's society, there are not many people as real as him.

Dude, you can speak quite well.

With the testimony of Mr. Tony, the next thing is much easier.

Check out the monitoring...

The surveillance clearly captured that when I was lying down and washing my hair just now, my phone slipped out of my pocket.

Then when the next lady came to wash her hair, she slipped the phone in her pocket.

This……

Mad, you can lose your phone when you wash your hair.

This is the new phone I bought last month. It is so expensive that I have no luck.

On the other hand, Mr. Tony, who was on the side, carefully looked at the surveillance camera twice, and then hesitantly said, "I know this person, who often comes to our shop to get his hair done."

"She's running a smoking hotel on this street. This gentleman, you can go to her shop and see if you can find her."

"The one who opened the smoking hotel?"

Lin He's eyes lit up, since he could find someone, it would be easy to say.

Immediately, he gave the other party a Huazi again. After thanking him, he took Zhang Xuan out the door.

Before going out, Zhang Xuanmai also asked Zhang Xuanmai to take a picture of the surveillance screen with his mobile phone to prevent the other party from not acknowledging the account.

The two followed Tony's direction and quickly found the smoking hotel he mentioned.

After entering the door, a woman greeted warmly: "two, what do you want?"

Lin He carefully looked at the other's face and confirmed that she was the woman under surveillance.

Immediately, she said with a smile on her face: "This big sister, I was cutting my hair at the barber shop on the street just now, and my phone accidentally dropped there."

"I found out after watching the surveillance that you picked it up."

"Look, can you give me your phone back?"

I heard that Lin He is not a customer, but came to ask for a mobile phone.

The woman's face was pulled down instantly, and she said with great acting skills: "What kind of mobile phone, I don't know."

"You two are looking for the wrong person, I haven't seen any mobile phones!"

Come on, is it easy for my mother to pick up a mobile phone?

It didn't take long before someone came to the door.

"Oh, lesbian, we don't like this."

Zhang Xuanmai stood up and said, "It was you who picked up our mobile phone, and I took pictures of the surveillance footage."

"If you don't believe me, look."

"Why don't you do it like this, big sister, I can give you two hundred yuan as a favor, and you can return the phone to us."

Facing the mean-faced woman, Lin He looked unhappy.

On the other hand, Zhang Xuanmai pulled him and motioned for him to come.

"Two hundred dollars?"

When Ma Xiuzhi heard this number, her eyebrows couldn't help raising her eyebrows: "Since that's the case, I'm still saying that, I haven't seen your mobile phone."

She is also a person who knows goods, and knows that this year's new Huawei is expensive.

Just Lin He's cell phone, not even three or five thousand can get down.

I thought I picked up a good mobile phone for nothing today, what dishes should I add at night, but the owner came to the door in a blink of an eye.

Come to the door, you can at least give a little more favors.

So I'll give you the phone back.

But listen, are they human words?

A mere two hundred yuan, how about sending beggars?

Seeing that Ma Xiuzhi didn't let go easily, Zhang Xuanmai glanced at Lin He, and then gritted his teeth: "Well, big sister, I also know that 200 yuan is a bit low."

"How about this, I'll give you five hundred yuan, can you see it?"

A hint of hesitation flashed across Ma Xiuzhi's face, and then he compared to Zhang Xuanmai!

"Well, two thousand yuan!"

"Come out two thousand yuan and I'll give you the phone back?"

"Aunt, I think you're a solid guy, I'll give you this face today!"

hiss!

Lin He took a deep breath.

This old lady is quite dark.

Pick up a mobile phone, and dare to ask for two thousand yuan, not afraid of choking him.

Riding on a horse, blackmailing someone in my head, Lin?

Do you really think I'm a vegetarian?

Well, since you want to blackmail me, I will give you a good deal today.

If you are not allowed to go in and squat for three to five years, I will write this Lin character upside down.

Lin He sneered, "Xuanmai, did you record it just now?"

Zhang Xuanmai nodded: "Well, it's all recorded."

"Are you going to zoom in?"

"Okay." Lin He chuckled lightly, "Let's go first."

After speaking, he took the lead out of the smoke hotel.

Outside, Lin He asked Zhang Xuanmai to call the police, saying that he had encountered theft + extortion.

Ma Xiuzhi has been paying attention to their every move.

After Zhang Xuanmai called the police, he also followed from behind, holding his arms and looking sarcastically: "Stealing, are you bluffing me?"

"I picked up this phone, where did it come from?"

"Still extorting, why don't I cheat you two to death!"

"Call the police? Does it work?"

As Ma Xiuzhi said that, she also took out a handful of melon seeds from her pocket, knocking the melon seeds while waiting for the police to arrive.

In his opinion, Lin He called the police just because he wanted the police to be a notary.

Just pay a little less.

However, Ma Xiuzhi has deep experience in this kind of thing.

The mobile phone is picked up by myself, and even the police are not qualified to force myself to hand over the mobile phone.

After they came, they probably could only say good things and play the role of peacemakers.

At that time, I just want them to pay a little less for the benefit.

huh, scare me?

When I Ma Xiuzhi was scared big?

I don't eat this set.

Facing the mean-looking middle-aged big sister, Lin Chong gave her a big slap.

"What do you mean?" Ma Xiuzhi said disdainfully, "I didn't tell you all just now, five hundred yuan is not enough."

Lin He sneered: "This big sister, you misunderstood what I meant. I didn't mean to give you five hundred yuan."

"what is that?"

Ma Xiuzhi asked back.

Lin He chuckled, and then said seriously, "Five years in prison, or return the phone to me, you choose!"

"Otherwise... When the police come and lock you in, your shop will be closed in the future."

"Oh, the more you say it, the more outrageous you are." Ma Xiuzhi looked disdainful: "And let me close this shop?"

"Your tone is bigger than my athlete's foot!"

"What's the matter, your family opened the police station for you."

"If you tell me to close the door, let me close the door!"

Seeing this, Lin He didn't bother to talk nonsense with him.

Yes, this is the master of a slapstick.

Since you are given a chance and you don't know how to cherish it, there is nothing to say.

It's a pity... Ma Xiuzhi didn't know that what she met today was the madman Zhang San, not the honest people who didn't understand the law.

Otherwise, at this moment, I might have to offer Lin He's mobile phone with both hands.

Picking up a mobile phone in vain, I thought it was a good thing, how could I have thought that it was because of my petty and cheap mentality that I exchanged a five-year sentence for myself.