Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

"Brother Xuanmai is very handsome, he is indeed Lin He's good buddy."

"I'm happy today, why don't we three have a drink."

Yan Xiyue said, and winked playfully at Lin He.

This meal was made of red wine and foie gras, and the three of them had a very comfortable meal.

Just when checking out, Zhang Xuanmai's face was not so comfortable.

Looking at the 18,000 bill, Zhang Xuanmai's mouth finally showed a bitter smile.

"Hurry up and check out, why can't you let Xiyue pay." Lin He urged.

"Yeah, Brother Xuanmai, don't you feel distressed?" Yan Xiyue said apologetically: "Otherwise, let me pay the money, more than 10,000 yuan, it is indeed a bit expensive. ."

As Yan Xiyue said that, she lowered her head and flipped through her phone in her bag, as if planning to check out.

"Don't, don't, don't." Zhang Xuanmai hurriedly stopped: "It's agreed that I'll pay the bill, so you're not slapping me."

"Come on, beauty checkout!"

Looking at the heroic Zhang Xuanmai, Lin He also showed a smile on his face.

Damn it, I finally prostituted this kid once.

After paying the bill and going out, Yan Xiyue directly said to Zhang Xuanmai, "Brother Xuanmai, I have something to do with Lin He, so I'll go first."

After speaking, he gave Lin He a wink, and the two quickly left.

Zhang Xuanmai had an inexplicable feeling of being taken advantage of as he watched the two quickly disappear from sight.

"Damn, these girls don't look like good people!"

Zhang Xuanmai took out a cigarette and looked at the car beside him, but had no choice but to take out his mobile phone and call the driver.

In the taxi, Lin He smiled at Yan Xiyue and said, "It's still early, let's go shopping elsewhere?"

Yan Xiyue glanced at him, and then said, "Okay, but I explained in advance that I won't go to the playground."

"The carousel last time, I have a psychological shadow on the ride."

"I slept that night with the shadow of a merry-go-round in my dreams."

Yan Xiyue said, and shook her head by the way, as if she wanted to remove the shadow of the merry-go-round from her mind.

Lin He touched his nose embarrassedly, "Okay, go wherever you say, just listen to you."

Zhang Xuanmai, this kid, taught himself some rubbish tricks to pick up girls, and it was a shadow for others.

"Really?" Yan Xiyue's eyes became crescent-shaped with a smile.

Seeing her smile, Lin He suddenly had a bad feeling.

Yan Xiyue thought for a while and said, "Then let's go shopping in Mixc City. I haven't been there for several days."

"Okay, no problem." Lin He bit the bullet and said.

Soon, the two got off the bus in Vientiane City.

After entering the gate, go straight to the luxury store on the fourth floor.

After strolling around in various luxury stores, although Yan Xiyue showed great interest in various bags, jewelry and clothes, she had no intention of buying it.

For some reason, I suddenly went to the Chanel store, yes, it was the Chanel store.

Looking at Chanel's brand LOGO, Lin He remembered the amazing scene at the beginning.

"Well, why don't we change to another store." Lin He glanced at the store and said with a guilty conscience.

"Don't, it's already at the door, why don't you go in." Yan Xiyue shook her head: "Besides, I really like this brand, let's go in and have a look."

"No." Lin He's eyes moved, and he immediately said, "I suddenly have a urgency to urinate, wait for me, I'll go to the bathroom first."

"There are so many things, you go, I am waiting for you here!"

In this way, Lin He smoked two cigarettes in the bathroom and left ink for ten minutes. It wasn't until Yan Xiyue called him that the former came out of the bathroom grumbling.

"Uh, are you done shopping?"

After returning, Lin He asked Yan Xiyue casually when he saw Yan Xiyue waiting for him at the door of Chanel.

"how is this possible?"

Yan Xiyue rolled her eyes: "I haven't been waiting for you, I didn't go in at all, okay?"

"Since you're here, let's go in together."

Well, it seems that this Chanel store can't be done without going in.

"Oh, well, let's go."

"Wait, big brother." Yan Xiyue pointed at the water stain on Lin He's crotch and smiled, "What's the matter with you? It's not too particular about you."

"One small step forward, one giant leap of civilization, I know this as a girl, how can you still pee your pants when you are so old."

"Ah?" Lin He said helplessly: "What do you think, I'm not so particular about it."

"When I just washed my hands, is the water stain on it good?"

It's not Lin He's fault. When he was washing his hands just now, the faucet in the bathroom was indeed faulty and splashed him with water.

Yan Xiyue pouted: "It's strange to believe you!"

"Don't we have any foundation of trust?" Lin He was also a little speechless.

Immediately, he began to change the subject, "You know a lot about Doha, and you know how to take a small step forward... Then tell me, what is the slogan of the women's toilet?"

Yan Xiyue raised her head and looked at Lin He with interest: "I really want to know?"

Lin He nodded and didn't speak.

"Perverted!" Yan Xiyue spit out two words coldly.

Lin He:  …

Did you ask me what I wanted to know, how can I become a pervert in the next second.

Suddenly, Yan Xiyue smiled like a flower: "It's okay to tell you, listen carefully."

"Don't squat too high, so as not to float everywhere!"

"Squatting low-pressure water, civilization depends on everyone!"

"Power control is good, Aunt is good for cleaning!"

"Squat back and squat, don't nourish your heels!"

"Shake after squatting, you can walk without paper!"

For a moment, Lin He was stunned, this word... even rhymes.

"gone!"

Yan Xiyue clapped her hands in front of Lin He, and then walked towards Chanel.

Seeing that Yan Xiyue had walked in, Lin He had no choice but to follow.

After walking in, Lin He was slightly relieved to see that the shop assistants didn't recognize him.

The female clerk in black silk saw that Yan Xiyue was beautiful and attractive, and she knew in her heart that this was a customer.

He stepped forward immediately and introduced her enthusiastically.

Ten minutes later, Yan Xiyue pointed to one of the Chanel pieces and said, "Lin He, what do you think of this bag?"

Lin He nodded: "Very good, it matches your temperament!"

"Then can you buy it for me?" Yan Xiyue pointed at Lin He with a well-behaved smile.

"Want me to buy you a bag?"

Lin He rolled his eyes and smiled.

The smile looked like a weird Uncle seducing a girl with a lollipop.

Yan Xiyue nodded hurriedly and looked at Lin He as if to please.

Lin He was silent for two seconds before he said, "Are you obedient then?"

"Be obedient!" Yan Xiyue nodded obediently: "Guaranteed to be obedient, absolutely obedient, must be obedient!"

Lin He stretched out his palm and patted Yan Xiyue's head: "Okay, be obedient, we won't buy it!"