Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

In the stunned eyes of a group of people, Lin He put away his mobile phone.

Looking at Lin He with a bald head, panic flashed in his eyes, "What do you mean?"

As soon as the front foot gave the money, the back foot called the police, this person has something wrong.

"It's not interesting, the police just arrested you two."

Lin He said with a harmless smile.

Then he muttered: three years, five years, seven years...

"Boy, what are you doing, I warn you, don't play tricks with Laozi."

The bald head was angry and walked up to Lin He and said viciously.

"I'm giving you a sentence. I tell you, don't be impulsive. Your behavior just now is enough for a sentence of more than seven years. If you dare to do it again, I guarantee that you will be in prison in your next life." Lin He said without showing weakness.

"Fart, who are you bluffing on the horse, which law did I break?" The bald head stared like a copper bell.

If it wasn't for so many people watching, he really wanted to rush up and slap Lin He twice.

"You've broken a lot of laws."

Lin He pointed to the dent on his car: "First of all, deliberately destroying other people's property, and the amount is huge, has violated Article 273 of the Criminal Law and can be sentenced to more than 15 days of imprisonment."

"You can't deny that, can you?"

Hearing Lin He's words, the bald head was shocked.

He had been arrested for this matter before, and he knew that what Lin He said was true.

He originally thought that Lin He was the kind of timid master, but he didn't expect that everything just now was fake.

"I didn't deliberately destroy other people's property, it was you who hit my Uncle Wang first, and I slapped your car on the way because I was out of breath."

"It doesn't matter how much you spend on repairing the car, I will pay you."

The bald head argued with reason.

"Have I bumped into this old man? You know better than me. Therefore, there is no causal relationship between these two things. You cannot escape the 15-day detention."

Lin He said solemnly: "Second point, you just extorted 5,000 yuan from me, and the transfer records are all there."

"According to Article 255 of my country's Criminal Law, extortion and extortion of other people's property, and the amount is huge, can be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of more than three years."

"5,000 yuan has already reached the filing standard, so you can't escape in the past three years."

"You step on a horse... When did Lao Tzu blackmail you?"

Hearing that Lin He arbitrarily placed charges on himself, his bald lungs would explode.

"Just now, I sent it to you on WeChat, you won't have amnesia, will you?" Lin He said with a look of disdain.

"That's what you paid for my Uncle Wang's medical expenses." The bald head said unconvinced.

"I didn't hit anyone, why should I pay for medical expenses?"

Lin He pointed to the camera 30 meters away, and said, "There is surveillance video there."

The bald head looked in the direction of Lin He's fingers, and sure enough, there was a high-definition camera there, facing in their direction.

When he saw the camera, his bald head immediately faded, and an ugly smile appeared on his face: "Brother, I was joking with you just now, how about I transfer the money to you?"

At this moment, he realized that Lin He had been digging a hole for himself just now.

Made a miscalculation, I thought I met a fool with a lot of money today.

After doing it for a long time, people are very shrewd, and he himself is the big fool.

"Don't worry, I haven't finished speaking yet, there is a third point." Lin He chuckled.

what!

and also?

The bald head feels bad for the whole person.

"The third point, I didn't want to give you money just now, but you slapped me on the car and scared me. I was afraid that you would threaten me personally, so I had to send you the money obediently."

"Judging from your actions just now, you are already suspected of robbery. This is a felony and can also be sentenced to more than three years in prison."

"I'm a lawyer, and I can tell you responsibly that you haven't run away for the past seven years under the combined punishment of several crimes."

You're scared?

You are afraid of ghosts.

The bald head was stunned, and I thought to myself that I just wanted to touch a piece of porcelain, how could I still be involved in robbery.

Especially when he heard the identity of lawyer Lin He, he was scared to pee, and quickly stood up and said, "Brother, don't be like this, talk about it if you have something to say."

"Just now, I was just kidding you."

"I'll transfer the money to you now, let me go."

With a bald head, he quickly transferred the 5,000 yuan he had just received to Lin He.

It's just that Lin He didn't even look at it, just carefully observed the dents on his car.

When the bald head saw this, there was a flash of pain in his eyes, and then he gritted his teeth and transferred another 3,000 yuan to Lin He.

"Brother, it was me who was wrong just now. If I give you another 3,000 yuan, it will be regarded as the repair fee. If you don't remember the villain, just let me go this time."

The people who eat melons can't help laughing when they see the bald head of the dog.

"Fuck, is this also a punishment?"

"Bald-headed Qiang has really lost blood and mold today. When Pengci bumped into someone's lawyer's head, he didn't get a dime, and he posted it for 3,000 yuan. It really made me laugh."

"This guy is still a lawyer, I really didn't see it just now."

"Those who understand the law are different. If you meet someone who touches porcelain, you will teach you how to be a man in minutes."

"Hey, I said, this person looks like the lawyer Zhang San who is on fire on the Internet."

"Be confident, remove the appearance, this is the third brother."

"A touch of porcelain can be sentenced to more than seven years, yes, this result is very Zhang San."

"Shh, keep your voice down, he was looking at you just now, be careful to treat you as an accomplice and hurry up and detain you for a few years."

Li Niu, Li Niu...

With the sound of everyone's discussion, a police car came here soon.

The door opened, and several uniformed police officers stepped out.

To Lin He's surprise, Yong Jingwen, whom he had just seen yesterday, was actually among them.

This girl, wearing work clothes today, really looks so heroic.

"Who called the police just now?" Yong Jingwen asked after getting out of the car.

"It's me!" Lin He took two quick steps, stepped forward and said.

It was him.

When Yong Jingwen saw Lin He, her face was also a little surprised.

At the same time, I was also mourning for that Pengci's silence, when Pengci met the madman Zhang San, how heartfelt it was.

The old policeman next to him noticed the weird smile on Yong Jingwen's face, and couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "What's the matter, Xiao Yong."

"No, it's nothing, brother, you will remember to do business later, don't have a sloppy attitude."

"What's the meaning?"

Yong Jingwen ignored her, took out her small notebook and said, "What happened just now, please tell me about the lawyer Lin."

"Is such that……"

Lin He briefly explained the situation just now, and solemnly stated that he would sue the other party for extortion and other charges.

"Okay, we've got the situation under control. Please, lawyer Lin, go back with us and make a transcript."

"no problem!"

Afterwards, the bald man and the old man were escorted into the police car, with Lin He also driving behind.

After seeing them leave, the surroundings became lively again.

"See, those two were put on bracelets directly."

"Deserving it, the bald head and the old man touch porcelain on this street almost every month, so I have to bypass this street every time I drive, for fear of being targeted by them, this time if I can get a few years in prison That's fine."

"Aunt Zhou, don't worry about that. This time, the third brother came out. It's been light for a few years. Maybe the two of them will be remodeled in the next half of their lives."

"Really or not, that person is so powerful?"

"Of course it's true. You think that the madman Zhang San is vain, and the bald head is over this time, and Jesus can't keep him, I said!"

When I came out of the police station, it was already dark.

Yong Jingwen personally sent Lin He out, and said to Lin He with a smile, "Lawyer Lin, I'm so sorry for taking you so long."

"It's fine." Lin He waved his hand and said, "This is what I should do. If the procuratorate has any difficulty in sentencing, just come to me."

Yong Jingwen's face darkened, why didn't Lin He forget how to sentence the two bald-headed people.

It seems that the two have not run away for seven years.

"By the way, according to what Wang Youlong explained just now, he not only returned 5,000 yuan to you, but it seems that he also transferred 3,000 yuan to you. Look at this money..." Yong Jingwen reminded.

"What 3,000 yuan, that's my car repair fee." Lin He said solemnly: "You have also seen that such a big dent on my car is very expensive to repair."

"This is a new car I bought, and it hasn't even been registered yet."

"OK then."

Yong Jingwen smiled slightly, he seemed to be fine with saying that.

"Mr. Lin, may I ask if it's convenient for you, if possible, I'd like to invite you to a meal."

Yong Jingwen thought for a while before asking.

Since we are all going to lose Lin He's promotion expenses, let him have a meal, and the right should be compensated.

"It's convenient, there's nothing inconvenient, let's go now?"

"Wait a minute, I'll change my clothes and come right away."

Yong Jingwen said a word, and then trotted back to change her clothes.

Lin He walked to his car, looked at the dent, and said to himself, "Anyway, it's a black car, you can't tell if you don't look carefully, let's drive it first."

Soon, Yong Jingwen appeared in front of Lin He again.

Wearing a beret on his head and a chiffon knitted sweater on his upper body, he looked like the girl next door.

To Lin He's disappointment, her lower body was still dressed in dark jeans, and her thighs were straight and thin.

Lin He couldn't even help thinking, if these two legs can be put on stockings, what kind of scenery would it be?

"What's wrong?"

Seeing Lin He staring at her unblinkingly, Yong Jingwen couldn't help but ask in a low voice.

"No, nothing?"

Lin He laughed and avoided the topic.

"Where are we going to eat?" Lin He asked

"There is a hot pot restaurant over Kuanzhai Alley. It tastes very good. If you don't mind, we can go there."

"Well, I have a good appetite and can eat anything."

After getting in the car, Yong Jingwen finally knew why the two of them would touch the porcelain Lin He.

Sometimes, there is only a small pit on the road, but Lin He can always run over that pit without error.

Sometimes, when it was time to turn on the turn signal, Lin He flipped the wipers in a fascination.

There was even one time when the green light was clearly more than ten seconds away, Lin He actually stopped and waited for the green light, causing the car behind to honk wildly.

After getting off the bus, Yong Jingwen couldn't help but start complaining.

"Lawyer Lin..."

"Don't be so sensible, just call me Lin He."

"Okay, Lin He, are you sure you have a driver's license?"

"Yes, I'm a lawyer, and we can't do anything illegal."

Lin He smiled embarrassedly, "It's just that I haven't driven much since I got my driver's license."

"All right."

Yong Jingwen threw him a pair of big white eyes, and was unable to complain.

Then the two entered the restaurant and found a table to sit down.

To Lin He's surprise, Yong Jingwen actually asked him if he wanted a pig brain flower.

Pig brain flower?

Is that stuff edible?

This is Lin He's first reaction!

Yong Jingwen looked at the embarrassed Lin He and said with a smile: "Their pig brain flower is very authentic. Cook it in a hot pot for three minutes, chew it in your mouth, and it's crunchy."

"And the taste is fragrant and tender. Every time I come to this store, I have to order two servings."

"Lin He, do you want to have one too?"

"Still... Forget it." Lin He shook his head and said.

That thing, it's not a question of being authentic or not, the key is that you can't eat it.

It's disgusting to hear the name.

Who would have thought that such a beautiful woman with a score of 90 would actually like to eat that stuff.

"That's a pity." Yong Jingwen said with a look of regret.

When the dishes were served, Lin He just glanced at the white stuff, and felt a shiver in his heart.

On the contrary, Yong Jingwen was overjoyed. One serving was not enough. In the end, she ate three servings of pig brain flower in one go.

This made Lin He cry out in his heart. It turns out that beautiful women can really ignore the image in order to eat in one bite.

After coming out of the restaurant, Yong Jingwen touched her stomach and said with a look of annoyance: "It's over, I ate too much, and I'm holding on."

"It's all you, why don't you know how to persuade me?"

Blame me?

Lin He was confused, and I didn't let you eat it. How can you blame me for this.

Thinking that Huang Yali used to do this often, Lin He realized a truth.

It turns out that being unreasonable is a common problem for girls. This thing has nothing to do with looks or education.

"I remember that there is a park nearby, let's go, let's go to eat and drink." Yong Jingwen said.

"Fine."

There is no reason to refuse the invitation of beautiful women.

What's more, a girl like Yong Jingwen with a good looks and a body that touches the ceiling.

In this way, the two walked side by side in the nearby park.

Along the way, there was talk and laughter, and the discussions were all about legal issues.

Case after case with Zhang San's style came out of Lin He's mouth, making Yong Jingwen 'giggle'.

Before they knew it, the two had been walking around for more than an hour.

Lin He was about to propose to leave, but found more than a dozen social people walking towards him.

The first person had a stern face, and his eyes were fixed on Lin He.

When the distance between the two parties was close, the leader waved his hand, and a dozen people immediately surrounded the two of them.

"What are you doing?"

Lin He asked Yong Jingwen behind him.

"Boy, you have offended someone who shouldn't have offended, and someone told you that you must have a leg."