Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished

"What are you talking about, so arrogant?"

"Could it be that Zhang San said that my grandmother's cousin's nephew's daughter's cousin is the dean?"

"Upstairs, you didn't pay attention when you saw it. The cousin of his grandmother's cousin's nephew's daughter's cousin is the chief of public security!"

"The anchor has paid attention, what did Zhang San say?"

"Understood, the class representative is the class representative, and the consciousness is higher than us. I also clicked the attention, and ask the Lord to broadcast the answer!"

In this way, the number of followers in the live broadcast room quickly soared from 15,000 to 25,000, and in just one minute, there were 10,000 more followers.

Lin He was elated when he saw it, and said in his heart that I just wanted to sell it, but I didn't expect to earn 10,000 followers. It was a surprise.

I saw Lin He showing his white teeth and said in a relaxed tone: "Zhang San said that all my cars and houses are for my future wife. I thought she could marry me, so I gave them to her in advance."

"I didn't expect that she would break up with me. Naturally, these things will be taken back."

"Finally, the court ordered the woman to return all the property Zhang San gave!"

After he finished speaking, Lin He was still the same as last time, leaning forward, tilting his head and narrowing his eyes slightly, looking like a winner.

The audience in the live room was excited:

"Damn, as expected of Zhang San, an extrajudicial madman, well done!"

"The anchor is awesome, it seems to have taught us another knowledge of whoring!"

"I really love this live broadcast room, it's a sea of ​​knowledge!"

"Understood, I will send a BMW to my goddess tomorrow!"

"Let me just say, how could Zhang San lose in court, believe in the third brother, and get eternal life!"

"I've decided to apply for a judicial examination tomorrow!"

With the comments in the live broadcast room one after another, there are also gifts floating on the screen, and there are many gifts with glowing effects.

Lin He clicked on the backstage and took a look. Just this moment, he had already received more than 10,000 yuan in gifts.

The big gift package of the system... It's really fragrant!

"However, everyone needs to pay attention that if a red envelope of a special amount is sent to the other party on special festivals such as Valentine's Day, Christmas, and the Spring Festival, such as 520, 1314 and other transfers, the court will acquiesce that this is the love of both parties. Express, once delivered, shall not be required to return!"

"Okay, this story ends here, let's move on to the next story."

"Zhang San shakes his WeChat and finds a beautiful woman. The two of them can chat very well. One day the beautiful woman asked Zhang San for dinner, and the two went to a western restaurant..."

...

In the following time, Lin He told more than a dozen stories named after Zhang San in one breath. No matter if Zhang San was making counterfeit money or drinking and driving, at the end of the story, Zhang San was able to escape the punishment of the law every time.

Gradually, the audience in the live broadcast room increasingly recognized Zhang San's title of "extrajudicial madman".

Some people even directly called Lin He an extrajudicial fanatic. At first, Lin He corrected the mistakes of these people very seriously.

But later, more and more people called him an extrajudicial fanatic, and Lin He didn't bother to pay attention to it.

After telling a story again, Lin He glanced at the time. It was already ten o'clock in the evening. Before he knew it, he had already broadcast live for three hours.

After stretching and twisting his numb buttocks a few times, Lin He suddenly felt that the money was not as easy to earn as he thought.

"Okay, it's getting late, I'll talk to you about the last topic, and I'll stop broadcasting."

Lin He took a sip of water and chuckled.

"I believe that 80 percent of the people who are male have experienced this problem."

"Some people were even driven mad by the issue at one point."

"Today, I will solve this problem specially for everyone."

"I guarantee that after everyone has watched my live broadcast, they will never be anxious about this issue again in the future."

As soon as the voice fell, the barrage in the live broadcast room was frantically swiping:

"Damn it, I'm here, I'm here."

"Bringing goods is so popular now that even the official account of the law firm has to sell goods."

"The anchor, you are studying law, don't you know that selling drugs requires various procedures?"

"Don't worry about what the third brother sells, everyone will just care about guns later, and unconditionally support our third brother!"

"Fuck it, I'm still young, what Xiao Langjun said is a buddy, there's no need to take medicine at all!"

"Little big brother, you don't need those Yao sisters, why don't you just buy an electric toy, and my sister will definitely join us!"

...

Lin He looked at the barrages. At first, he was a little inexplicable, but later, when he understood what was going on, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot.

Those who ride on horses, these animals actually think Lao Tzu is buying strong yang medicine.

Is this what I just said?

Lin He carefully recalled what he said just now, and it seemed that there was a little ambiguity.

He deliberately glanced at the netizen who commented on buying an electric toy, secretly memorized her online name, and then said, "Well, interrupt, I'm not a drug dealer."

"What I want to talk about is still a topic related to law."

"Please everyone be serious, please don't sully my noble soul with your filthy thoughts!"

"If my mother and I fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first?"

"I believe that 80% of the boys have been driven crazy by this question. Today, I will tell you the correct answer from the perspective of law!"

"The answer is to save my mother first."

This answer surprised many netizens.

"What the heck, this thing has the correct answer."

"Brilliant, sure enough, the law is omnipotent."

"Don't be fooled, the anchor is hilarious. I told my girlfriend the same last time, but she was so angry that I bought another one from the Internet!"

"I wanted to say the same thing, but when I glanced at my girlfriend who weighed more than two hundred pounds next to me, I still felt that the dog's life was critical. I was afraid that she would suddenly sit over and give me a butt!"

"Anchor, tell me, which law stipulates that you must save your mother first. If there is, I will buy a copy of the "Compendium of Laws" tomorrow, just in case you need it."

Two minutes later, Lin He laughed and said, "Indeed, the law does not clearly stipulate that mother must be saved."

"However, in Article 741 of the Criminal Procedure Law, there is a clause called omission of intentional homicide."

"Girlfriend and mother fell into the water at the same time. It is a moral obligation to save my girlfriend, and it is a legal obligation to save my mother. If you fail to save your mother and cause death, it will constitute a crime of omission of intentional homicide and can be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of up to three years."

"Maybe someone wants to ask, what is intentional homicide by inaction, let me give you an example!"

"The school organized a spring outing. Zhang San, as a physical education teacher, took more than a dozen children out to play. On the way, a three-year-old child fell into a cesspool. Zhang San just called the police, but did not immediately rescue him."

"At this time, an old farmer who passed by told Zhang San that this cesspool was newly built, and the water in it was only one meter deep at most, but Zhang San remained unmoved. When the police arrived, the child had drowned. "

"Zhang San, as a school teacher, takes the children out to play, and is obliged to be responsible for the safety of these children. However, when he knew that he was not in danger, he watched the child struggle in the cesspool, and finally caused the child to drown. Death."

"In court, Zhang San was sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years for the crime of intentional homicide by omission."

"That said, everyone understands."

After Lin He finished speaking, he stared at the screen calmly.

"Damn, I checked it out just now, and there really is this law in the criminal law."

"The anchor is awesome, 666, a century-old problem, so you can understand it."

"Made, those stupid old women in my family will dare to ask me such a mentally retarded question in the future. I have to scratch her ears and call her!"

"Hey, after watching the live broadcast all night, I finally saw my third brother go in for a while, it's not easy!"

"Don't worry, in the near future, the third brother will appear in the mouth of the anchor again, extrajudicial madman, well deserved."

...

"Okay, that's all for tonight's live broadcast, goodbye everyone, and I'll find a chance to live broadcast with you in the future."

"Damn, it's over, I haven't listened to it yet. When will the anchor broadcast live next time, tell me the time!"

"Everyone, pay attention, and there will be a notification in the next live broadcast."

After Lin He finished speaking, he directly closed the live broadcast.

Clicking on the Douyin background to view various data, Lin He was also startled.

Just three hours after the live broadcast, he actually received a small gift of 100,000 yuan. After throwing away the official share, he could still have 50,000 yuan.

This amount of money is almost his annual salary.

At this moment, Lin He has the urge to quit his law firm and focus on live broadcasting.

There are also fans in the backstage. When he first started the live broadcast, there were only a sparse number of more than 200 people. He did not expect that after three hours, it reached a terrifying 30,000 people.

Not only did he complete the task Wei Shengjin gave him, but he went beyond that.

Lin He can imagine how wonderful Wei Shengjin's face will be when he sees the fans on his account three days later.