Madman Zhang San: That Hammer, You Are Finished
Chapter 92 Panda Orders Takeout
Ten minutes later, the two sides were tired from arguing, and neither of them bothered to answer the other, just waiting for Lin He to release the correct answer.
Lin He squinted his eyes slightly and said with a smile: "As for Li Si, he is similar to most of the people in the live broadcast room, and he is also a person who understands the law."
"When I got to the court, the first sentence was that the boy Wang Wu beat me first, and I was in self-defense."
"However, the judge directly told him that his behavior was called abuse of the right of defense."
"Abusing the right of defense? What the hell is this? It's the first time I've heard of it."
"It's also the first time I've heard of such a term. Is it a newly introduced law?"
"And this statement, I'm also drunk."
Sure enough, everyone was very unfamiliar with the word "abuse of defense rights", and Lin He felt that it was necessary to popularize this legal common sense with them.
"According to the "Guiding Opinions of the Supreme People's Court F, the Supreme People's Procuratorate, and the Legal Application of the Justifiable Defense System", there is such a provision."
"The unlawful infringement is caused by the perpetrator's major fault, and the perpetrator deliberately retaliates with a method sufficient to cause serious injury or death when the perpetrator can use other means to avoid the infringement, and it should not be regarded as a defensive act."
"In the above story, Li Si seduced Wang Wu's wife, which can be regarded as a major fault."
"So, he has no right of defense."
"His correct approach is that when Wang Wu came to the door, the first thing he should do is to escape, not to fight back."
"If there is no escape, and Wang Wu is forced into a corner, he can only passively be beaten."
"In this situation, only when Li Si's life is threatened can it be considered a legitimate defense."
"This is also the reason why so many cheaters can only lift their pants and run away when they are caught, or hold their head or vital parts tightly."
"Because he himself is in the wrong, even if he was beaten lightly, he deserves to admit that he is unlucky."
"If you fight back and break someone, it's definitely a crime of intentional injury."
"I said this, do you all understand?"
After listening to Lin He's words, many netizens responded.
"Understood, but not fully understood."
"So profound, this is a bit difficult."
"Fortunately, I recorded the screen just now. Let's look back at the playback."
"I don't know how serious it is, but I think what the anchor said is very reasonable. I haven't seen anyone who dared to resist at the scene of the rape."
Seeing this, Lin He secretly sighed and could only say, "Come on, for example, you may be able to understand the meaning of 'abuse of the right of defense' more easily."
"Take the example of the thief mentioned by the netizen above."
"The thief was stealing something from your house, and you just bumped into it. What is the first reaction of a normal thief? Run away, not stay and fight with you."
"If the thief really does this, it can only show that his brain is not normal."
"You think, it's obviously just a theft, and the sentence is generally less than three years, or more than three years at most."
"If he dares to do something with you, it's not a robbery. It's a felony, and it took more than ten years to start."
"In case there is a knife or something on the body, it is a robbery with a knife, even if it is not the death penalty, it will be indefinite."
"From this point of view, if the thief is at fault, it's fine if you beat him. Of course, you must also pay attention to the proportions of your subordinates, or you may have to take responsibility if you break someone."
"Excuse me, in this story, does the thief have the right to defend, obviously he does not."
"Like Li Si's story, Li Si is at fault, so he has no right of defense."
"Since you don't have the right to defend, you can't be too defensive."
"So, you understand?"
After Lin He finished speaking, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, and his eyes slanted at the screen.
In an instant, nearly 2 million netizens in the live broadcast room seemed to have seen the 1.9-meter tall man.
Although there is no music at this time, the BGM has already made up its own mind.
"Fuck, he laughed, he laughed, and a hot man named Zhang San appeared."
"Don't say it, it's really like, looking at the anchor's unruly little eyes, it's like the third brother is possessed."
"The anchor is so handsome, I can have a bump man."
"This wise little eye seems to have its own red light."
"Haha, it smells like Zhang San, an extrajudicial madman."
Next, Lin He told five, six, seven, eight short stories about the popularization of law.
When he received the gift, his hand felt weak. He checked the time. It was already five o'clock in the afternoon.
At this time, the number of people in the live broadcast room has been hovering around three million.
The previous record was refreshed again.
[Ding, congratulations to the anchor, trigger a random task. 】
[Use professional legal knowledge to help ten enthusiastic netizens in the live broadcast room to answer their questions. 】
[You can get a reward of 100 fanatic points. 】
The system's prompt sound appeared in my mind.
Is it finally here?
What a grinding little goblin, it took so long to come out.
Sweetie, I've been waiting for you for a long time.
Unsurprisingly, live streaming is a great way to earn Fanatic Points.
Stretching for a while, he said to the screen: "Okay, the last little story about popularizing the law."
"Then randomly selected ten netizens to answer the legal confusion."
"Don't tell me, the anchor will broadcast for a while longer. I even rejected my girlfriend who used daily throws. Now you are telling me the last story."
"Similarly, female netizens called me to play poker at Home Inn 308 in the afternoon, but I didn't even go. As soon as they checked out, you shouted to stop broadcasting."
"Anchor, don't make trouble, I'm leaving as soon as I come, won't you give me the face of the fourth natural disaster?"
"I beg the anchor to tell me a few more jail sentences... a little story, I'll give you a super carnival."
"Me too, but I can only play sports cars."
Many netizens saw that they had lost the basic skills of learning sewing machines, and they all spoke out, asking Lin He to broadcast it for a while.
Lin He had no choice but to smile: "That's fine, the last two."
"It's still a story about a thief."
"In today's society, everyone often gives takeaways, which is convenient and worry-free."
"As for Zhang San, he also likes to eat takeout, but he has been restless in recent days."
"Because he found that his takeaway was often stolen, and his stomach was often growling, but in the end he found that his takeaway was taken away by some bastard."
"For this reason, Zhang San is very annoyed, and wants to punish that hateful thief properly."
"On this day, he bought a pack of laxatives and put them in his takeout."
"Then I squatted aside and wanted to see who was stealing my takeaway. After a cigarette, Li Si appeared and took his takeaway secretly."
"Zhang San didn't stop him when he saw this. He just sneered and killed your kid."
"After Li Si ate this takeout mixed with laxatives, he suddenly became dark, like the moon without light, just like being given a bad luck skill card."
"In the end, Li Si's whole body was slightly injured."
"Excuse me, in this story, did Zhang San's behavior constitute a crime?"
When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard the words, they left messages one after another:
"It doesn't count, it doesn't count, because if Li Si didn't steal the takeaway, he wouldn't be slightly injured."
"It's not that Zhang San gave Li Si the food, so it doesn't constitute a crime, but if Zhang San gave Li Si the food, it would be a crime."
"I'm greedy, who's to blame? This is called self-inflicted sin."
"Zhang San is innocent, I said it!"
"That's right, it's so hateful to steal takeaways. Once, I saved pocket money for a week, finally ordered a spicy crayfish, waited for an hour, and finally the rider told me that the takeaway was stolen..."
"I'm here to say that the fools who steal takeaways are all pandas ordering takeaways... Bamboo shoots home!"
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