Magic card gods

If you have money, you can be a young model in a brothel, if you don't have money, you can go to the sea to pick up jobs!

The mad monk brought Wei Yuan to the long-lost Haiyan County, and wandered around to the gate of a mansion in the south of the city.

In front of the gate, there are stone piers and horse-holding posts. Looking at the front door, this family should be quite rich.

Wei Yuan looked up and saw that there were two large characters "Tang House" engraved on the plaque on the door.

There is no need to knock on the door, of course there is a door to send someone in to inform.

Soon there was an old housekeeper in his fifties who hurried out to greet him, muttering, "You've been neglected!"

The mad monk is well-known in dozens of towns in several nearby counties. Naturally, he not only relies on eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling, but more importantly, he can solve many evil spirits. It can also protect a large area of ​​land around it, and there will be no incidents of too bad monsters harming people.

In Wei Yuan’s spare time, people said that in places farther away, there are often a large family of twenty or thirty people who are eaten into skeletons overnight; a certain village was invaded by a big monster, and three or five people died overnight. No. 10 people; there are strange birds that make strange calls every night and eat babies under three years old;

In the three or four nearby counties with a radius of hundreds of miles, there are no such bad incidents.

These people don't know how lucky they are to have such a great god guarding them.

Don't say that the crazy monk is just eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, and paying back the money, even if he has to change a big girl every month, these people have to grit their teeth and admit it.

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The old butler was leading the way a few steps ahead, while turning his head and muttering.

"Think about my Tang family, which was also a famous official family in the previous dynasty. It has been passed down for hundreds of years and has never done evil things. Why did such weird things happen in the house?"

The mad monk smiled without saying a word, swaggeringly looked around while flicking his blackened sleeves.

Wei Yuan couldn't bear it any longer, and asked, "Old butler, what kind of weird thing is it? Can you tell me so that you can be prepared."

The old housekeeper glanced at the mad monk, saw that he hadn't spoken, and said, "About half a month ago, a young girl at home suddenly saw a big snake with thick arms and covered in red gold on the beam of the side flower hall! Everyone rushed over after hearing the sound, but they didn't see any snakes, so they thought that the little girl's eyes were dazzled..."

"Who knows, people saw this big red-golden snake haunting one after another. A few days ago, even the old man saw it once, and I was so scared that I dropped the flower pot in my hand. Last night, the young lady suddenly appeared outside the bedroom window. Seeing this snake, I was so frightened that I gave birth!"

The old butler had a sad and sad face, saying that the Tang family had done good deeds, but their children were not prosperous. Unexpectedly, because of such a thing, it led to serious consequences.

No, quickly send someone to the temple to invite Elder Feng!

Big snake, thick arms, and red gold! haunted! Hearing this, he knew it was difficult to deal with!

It's just strange that the red gold snake didn't hurt anyone, and even the young lady was frightened by the miscarriage. This should not mean subjective harm, right?

After listening to the cause and effect, the mad monk did not change at all, and asked with a smile: "Disciple Wuji, what do you think of this matter?"

Wei Yuan nodded solemnly, and replied, "Master, there must be something wrong here!"

Old Butler: You don't need to say that! What are you looking for?

The group met Mr. Tang, who had a miscarriage because his daughter-in-law was scared, and was sadly bedridden.

As I said before, the Tang family's heirs are not prosperous, Master Tang only has one son, and he only cares about reading every day, doesn't know much about world affairs and doesn't like women very much. I have been married to my wife for three years, and I finally got pregnant, but ended up having a miscarriage. Master Tang almost didn't go with him.

The loyal old butler saw him, and comforted him with red eyes: "Master, you have to take care of your health! I invited Elder Feng here, so that Qing can get rid of that demon snake."

Wei Yuan said from the side: "That's right, Mr. Tang still puts his body first. With my master around, there's no problem."

Wei Yuan pushed the crazy monk: Master, if you say something, you can raise the price!

The mad monk cleared his throat: "Ahem, Mr. Tang, don't need to be sad. As the saying goes, if the old one doesn't go and the new one doesn't come, it's not necessarily a bad thing."

Master Tang was angry at the beginning! His eyes were bulging out, and he almost went after his unborn grandson without taking a breath.

The old housekeeper was annoyed, although he heard that the mad monk was very unscrupulous, he didn't expect to be able to say such a thing!

But I can't afford to offend him, so I can't just drive him out.

Hurry up and take this annoying pair of master and apprentice out, don't make your master mad at you.

Wei Yuan really admired his cheap master.

Wei Yuan: Master is really amazing! This small mouth is like eating the old eight set meal, it is delicious! If it weren't for his strength, he would have been beaten to death 100 times long ago.

After coming out of Mr. Tang's room, the mad monk said, "I already know what's going on. Butler, you do this, and then this...do you understand?"

The old butler frowned when he heard that what the crazy monk said was not easy to do, so he gritted his teeth and nodded in the end.

The reason why the mad monk was invited was because he couldn't hold on any longer. If this goes on like this, the Tang residence will no longer be able to treat people.

It's not like he hasn't invited other quacks and monks.

After inviting four or five people, two of them couldn't find any big snake at all, and two of them did see a big snake, but no matter what kind of spells and spells were used, there was also a fat monk who was thrown down by the big snake's tail, and fell for a while. mouth teeth.

Now I can only count on this unscrupulous mad monk!

Seeing noon, the crazy monk asked the housekeeper to prepare a large table of good wine and food. It's all hard dishes, big fish and big meat! It's better than the food in that restaurant!

I don't know if it's because of the idea of ​​not eating for nothing, but the crazy monk actually ordered to add more food, saying that he couldn't catch the monster if he was full!

The two masters and apprentices ate and drank, and they ate for an hour, which was called a mess.

At this time, the old housekeeper came with a rather ugly expression, and said, "Elder Feng, it's almost the end, why don't you go and have a look, so that the snake monster won't hurt people."

As the saying goes, people eat people with short mouths, the crazy monk nodded, and wandered into the garden with Wei Yuan.

When the Tang family was in the Ming Dynasty, there were many high-ranking officials, which lasted for a hundred years. At that time, it was also a well-known big family in the county. Today, in the Great Zhou Dynasty, this kind of luck has not been continued, and the family business has declined, but this ancestral house is still very rich. There is also a large garden with a pond in the front and rear five entrances. The rockery, flowers and trees are scattered, and the pavilions and corridors are connected, which is very beautiful.

At this time, the twenty or thirty people were cleaning the pond there!

Fortunately, this pond is running water, connected to a river in the county, so the source was blocked, and the water was drained while washing water, which was almost done in two hours.

At this time, only a small area of ​​about ten meters in the middle of the originally large pond has water. Large swathes of mud, fish, shrimp, and lotus roots were exposed.

The old butler was a little nervous. The big red gold snake was thicker than an arm and nearly a foot long. If it was really at the bottom of this pond, it would be almost here now.

He was worried that the big snake would hurt people!

"Master, look..." The old butler looked at the mad monk anxiously.

"Don't panic, the rich monk is here, nothing will happen."

All of a sudden, those naked servants in obscene trousers exclaimed, "Hey, what do you think is that?"

When everyone saw it, it turned out to be a small piece of red gold sticking out of the water!

"Oh my god! Big snake!"

I don't know who called such a voice, and everyone was so frightened that they froze and ran out. , At this time, I am knee-deep in the mud. It is okay to walk slowly, but the more I want to run faster, the worse it is.

They fell into the dark mud one by one, making them look like brothers in mud!

"Don't panic, that's not a snake." The mad monk said softly.

That voice rang in everyone's ears, and the hearts of those servants suddenly stabilized. I got up with difficulty, stood in the mud and looked at me and I looked at you, at a loss.

After a long time, the old housekeeper shouted: "Continue to wash the water!"

The servants went out to wash the water bucket by bucket, and soon the thing was exposed.

Everyone started whispering:

"It's really not a snake!"

"Nonsense, whose snake is standing upright?"

"What is this? Why are there so many rings?"

"It seems to be... a Zen staff!"

"Don't say, like!"

That's right, in the mud of the pond, there was a red-gold Zen staff sticking out. There were three and a half rounds on the top of the Zen staff, and three copper rings hung on each half round. Nine ring red gold Zen staff!

There was a courageous servant who couldn't help reaching out to touch it, and when he heard "Hey Yo", the servant flew upside down four or five meters and fell into the mud. Everyone hurriedly pulled him out and saw that he was not injured, but no one dared to touch the Zen stick again.

The mad monk laughed and said: "You can't touch this Zen stick... Disciple Wuji, go and get that Zen stick."

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