Magic card gods

"Things are so and so, so and so..."

As soon as the master said it, Wei Yuan understood.

The feeling is that in the evening a few days ago, the county magistrate's wife was startled by a passing fox when she was going out.

If you jump when you startle, you will jump next, that prodigal girl is used to domineering others, and the fox will not let her go. He yelled for the servant girls around him to chase and beat him.

If you chase him, just chase him, those maids don't dare to really chase them desperately, and they can't catch up!

But after that prodigal girl returned home, she thought for a while and became more and more angry, and when she took a step back, she became more and more frustrated, and even sent people to toss all night, destroying more than a dozen foxes' dens and holes in the city!

Not to mention foxes, those government servants who were ordered by her to fill fox holes and burn fox dens at night, like the third grandson, are all greeting her eighteen generations of female ancestors in their hearts.

After such a lot of tossing, the girl felt relieved and had a good night's sleep.

But the foxes were upset. Although I got the letter in advance and ran away, my home is gone!

Didn't I just mean to scare you? You have chased and chased, and you have also beaten, and you are still asking for a later account? Still playing Zhulian? !

More than a dozen holes and nests, no matter what, there must be a fox of size 30 or 50 affected by the disaster, right? This can be tolerated!

Then, the next night, strange things happened around here.

You are sleeping in the house, and someone is talking outside the window; you are squatting in the toilet, and someone is talking outside; you are exercising on the bed, and someone is cheering up under the bed; you are eating in a restaurant, and someone is chattering under the dining table...

There must be forty or fifty families in the vicinity that have been affected by the disaster!

It's just that most people not only don't feel harassed, but also find it quite exciting!

guess what? Dare to feel that the fox who speaks in secret is talking about the private and immoral things of those nearby!

No matter what year it is, people who eat melons have an indelible enthusiasm for gossip.

So much so that in the past few days, people from other Fangshi streets have come to gather a crowd to listen to the lecture!

It's even hotter than the one talking about cross talk under the bridge that day!

However, the protagonist of the gossip doesn't think this is a good thing. That's like bloody skinning!

On the first night, the voice told many people: The county magistrate's concubine was actually a half-closed (private prostitute) in the early years, but later she became a good concubine and became the county magistrate's fourth concubine.

The next night, the voice also said: The concubine in the fourth room actually had an affair with the doorman in her yard, and the doorman still had a green bellyband of that concubine hidden in his house!

Even the patterns, patterns and stitches on the apron are true.

After a few days, the county magistrate couldn't sit still anymore, and secretly asked someone to search through the door's house, and found a green bellyband at the bottom of the box!

When the county magistrate saw it, his face immediately became the same as that of the old eggplant: ah, I have seen this apron before!

After that, he directly found a crime for that door, put him in the shackles, and detained him outside the county government for public display. The big flail weighed eighty catties, and it crushed the gate to death in just one day and one night.

As for the concubine, the county magistrate said that she was sent back to the countryside overnight, but in fact, the county magistrate transported her to another place to buy a brothel, and sold it for sixteen taels of silver.

These are also what the fox said...

In addition, there are also acts of county magistrates collecting black money to judge cases, finding someone to take the blame, and even eating money at both ends.

In short, all kinds of peeling and stone hammers!

Not only the nonsense of the Ninghai county magistrate's family, but also the bad things of many nearby families.

After all, the fox said it for an hour or two, with rich and colorful content, without any water injection. How can the family's affairs be enough?

And it's all about the people who participated in the operation to destroy the fox den that night.

Those people really can't hold on anymore. If this continues, even if they have a thick skin, no matter what outsiders say, they can't bear the internal strife alone.

Fighting between couples is considered light, father and son fight each other, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law fight each other, sisters-in-law scratch their faces, and brothers fight each other! If you keep going, this family will fall apart!

No, hurry up and invite Elder Feng here, and he is willing to pay one hundred and fifty taels, so let's settle this matter quickly!

Wei Yuan pretended to drink tea, hiding his surprised expression.

One hundred and fifty taels is not a small number, it can buy eight or nine concubines! It can be seen that I am really in a hurry.

He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry!

The crazy monk nodded: "The rich monk knows, but the rich monk has a request."

"Tell me what you say!" The master was very polite, after all, the wife was gossiping that night, and there were also their family affairs. He was also in a hurry.

It's just that they are not the main personnel, and they can only hear their own gossip every one or two days.

Now that the county magistrate is willing to bleed, he also hopes to quickly pass this nightmare day!

If it really continues, the fact that I cheated prostitutes into ransom money in the early years will be revealed.

The mad monk said: "In addition to one hundred and fifty taels of silver, the rich monk also needs a piece of cloth from the county magistrate's uniform."

The master thought about it for a while, and agreed. Although doing so would damage the majesty of the imperial court a bit, but my lord has more than a dozen official uniforms, just find one and cut off a piece.

...

The mad monk took Wei Yuan to the street outside. The sun had completely set by now.

Although people's faces can still be vaguely seen on the street, it won't be long before it will be completely dark. By then, except for some restaurants and brothels, other places will be closed.

Usually at this time, people have already gone home, and after a while of busy work, they will go to bed and make villains.

But it’s different now. There are six or seven people in this group, three or four people in that group, and a dozen or so people farther away, all holding lanterns, candles, and torches, waiting there with their necks stretched. !

Suddenly, someone lowered his voice and shouted: "Come here, let's start!"

For a while, everyone held their breath and listened intently.

I heard whispers in strange tones behind the wall, outside the house, and around the corner.

The mad monk brought Wei Yuan to him too...

Hearing that voice with a hint of joking and ridicule: "Do you know that the third concubine of the county magistrate is pregnant, and it has been five months!"

The people below immediately became excited! This is a world-renowned big melon to eat!

One by one, you and I began to talk about each other. Against the background of the fire, it was a peaceful and cheerful scene.

"Hey, Liu Xiancheng is already fifty-six, how can he still have this ability? The sword is not old!"

"What's young? It might belong to that knife!"

"This time it won't be Menzi again? Is Menzi treated so well? Is there anyone else who recruits Menzi? No extra money, just food and lodging. Not for anything else, just want to experience life."

"Agreed!"

"+1~"

Wei Yuan looked at these excited and happy people communicating with each other, and thought: No wonder I can also listen to it at home, but I went to the street to gather a crowd to listen to the nonsense of foxes! Do you think this is an exchange meeting? forum? Book review section?

Someone started urging, "I know, I know, the servants of the county magistrate's family even went to the pharmacy next door to my house to grab the anti-fetal medicine! Can you tell me what's going on? We can't stand the wait!"

"That's it!"

"Tell me who it is!"

The gossip appeared again: "Who's it? It belongs to Liu Xiancheng's second son! The two have been together for more than a year, and I didn't expect to have a seed! But Liu Xiancheng is not at a loss, what should I say?" It's also the seed of their Liu family. Waste~ water doesn't flow into outsiders' fields!"

"The second elder brother of the Liu family is so courteous, and his mother is so affectionate! The details are too disharmonious, so I won't go into details!"

Hearing the words here, there was a sudden burst of grief.

"Tell me! Tell me!"

"Tomorrow I will buy you a roast chicken and put it next to the wall, tell us about it~"

"Yes! I'll buy one too!"

I just heard the sound of swallowing saliva on the other side of the wall, but in the end I still stuck to my principles.

"Don't be noisy, I won't do anything that crosses the line. But don't worry, I'll move on to the next story. You know our county captain? It's vicious..."

Wei Yuan stood there and listened to it for a meal, it was so soul-stirring, endless aftertaste, five spines and six beasts!

The county lieutenant kept seven or eight outhouses outside, but they were all half-bought and half-robbed in the market. In fact, he was a bandit who robbed his way in his early years, and his lower body was injured during a robbery, so he was inhumane. Only then did he spend money to gain connections and buy a county lieutenant.

For example, a few days ago, the poor scholar who was admitted to Juren was favored by the Wu family, the boss of the county's business gang, and married the niece of the owner Wu Tiande to him. But in fact, that woman is a Yangzhou skinny horse that the Wu family trained since childhood.

Another example is the ancestral pickle jar of the old Liu family in Dongjiekou. In fact, the neighbor's brat urinated in it.

For example, the rice in Liuji Liangdian is actually mixed with old rice, and he is a black-hearted businessman!

It's about the private matters of the local dignitaries, or it's the trivial matters of the parents of the nearby families. Specifically, it can be divided into several sections such as family ethics, neighbors, and business ratings!

Until the middle of the night, when the voice said goodbye, everyone reluctantly dispersed, and went home to sleep, yawning profusely.

The mad monk led Wei Yuan to turn left and right, and somehow, he came to a deserted wilderness.

Wei Yuan can be sure that he never left the county seat. But how could there be wasteland in the county?

I saw a lantern in front of me, it turned out to be a big house!

The crazy monk stepped forward, without knocking on the door, and pushed it casually, and the door burst open.

Then I heard the mad monk say: "Disciple Wuji, go and meet those foxes."

Wei Yuan was taken aback, and asked, "What about you, master?"

"If you are a teacher, you won't go in. This matter will be handled by you."

"Ah? Then... what is our attitude? Are we persuading or..." Wei Yuan wiped his neck.

The mad monk said: "I've said it all, I'll let you take care of it. Go!"

While speaking, he flicked his sleeves, and a huge force directly threw Wei Yuan over. When he realized it, he was already inside the gate, and he didn't know when the gate was closed.

Wei Yuan looked left and right, clenched the rattling Zen stick in his hand, and cursed in his heart: You are a fool!