Magic card gods

Wei Yuan stretched out his hand and slowly pushed aside the soft sword, put the half-eaten roast chicken on the oiled paper, and then put it on the dilapidated altar.

"The benefactor wants to eat my dick? It's over if you just say it, why use a knife or a gun to hurt your peace? Ami, my Buddha~ so good~"

The woman looked at Wei Yuan clasping his hands together in a solemn and solemn manner, and felt that what the monk said was not good.

"Stop talking nonsense, I said give me the chicken, I won't kill you."

At this time, the woman also felt that something was wrong, why is this monk so calm?

There are also three animals next to it. The dog is sticking out its tongue and staring at him stupidly, and it is actually quite friendly.

The fat cat was lazily lying on its side, with one paw resting on its head, and the other paw was grabbing a cleanly gnawed chicken leg bone!

And the monkey with the headband and the monk's clothes was even more strange, sitting cross-legged on the ground, looking at him with his hands clasped together with a flat expression. Those eyes are even thinner than the eminent monks in the temple!

What kind of monsters and ghosts is this?

Originally, I thought that I would spare the monk's life so as not to waste my energy, but I never thought that things seemed unusual!

It seems that it is impossible to do nothing, kill this monk, eat roast chicken and hurry on the road!

"Om~" The woman tiptoed, and she flew up into the air, kissing Wei Yuan's chest with the software in her hand like a snake.

However, even if this woman is strong in martial arts, her soft sword skills are quite good, but the basic attributes are suppressed there.

Her movements are dazzled to the eyes of ordinary people, but in Wei Yuan's eyes they are 0.75 times, and all the unimaginable changes of the soft sword are seen by Wei Yuan.

And Wei Yuan's agility is enough to support him to come late and dodge in various ways.

As soon as the woman made a move, she launched a series of fatal attacks of all kinds, swaying towards the fatal point.

But Wei Yuan stood still, and his upper body dodged all kinds of small ranges, like a tumbler dodging various attacks.

For a moment, the two of them acted like a tacit cooperation!

"Ding~" Driven by internal force again, the soft sword drew a bend around Wei Yuan's neck to pierce his artery, but it was caught between Wei Yuan's two fingers!

"Hahahaha~" Wei Yuan laughed wildly, "Saint fighters will not be knocked down twice by the same move!"

The woman urged her internal energy to withdraw the sword desperately, but she didn't move at all! Suddenly Wei Yuan let go, and the woman almost dodged herself.

She knew now that this monk didn't seem to have any martial arts skills, walking, sitting, lying down was no different from ordinary people, but he was a master who had reached the realm of transformation, and he had returned to his original nature! This time it was an eye shot!

slip!

Just when the woman lifted her body lightly and wanted to dodge out of the door, Wukong, who was sitting cross-legged, was already sitting on the threshold.

The woman couldn't say it well, so she stabbed with the sword eagerly, but saw Wukong's palms clasped together and "cracked", clamping the soft sword firmly!

"Papapa~" Wei Yuan applauded vigorously, "It's a 100% good move that was caught empty-handed!"

"Girls come and go when they want, how can it be so easy?!"

...

Seeing the woman holding the roast chicken and eating it was delicious, Wei Yuan wondered if he had drugged the chicken?

Good guy, every bone is licked by you so that there is no fishy smell left, the food is really fine.

When the woman was devouring, she did not forget to glance at Wei Yuan and Wukong from the corner of her eye, her hands never moved away from the hilt of her sword, and the package on her back never came off.

Wei Yuan opened his mouth and said, "You eat it too, forget about the chicken, you ate several of Wukong's fruits. Now tell me, what are you doing? Name, age, place of origin..."

The woman remained silent, implying non-violent non-cooperation: Although I can't beat you, you don't want to hear a single word from me!

Wei Yuan asked again: "You're carrying such a thing on your back? Erha has seen it all!"

This sentence frightened the woman, and subconsciously pulled out the soft sword.

Wei Yuan shook his head: "It's really ruthless to eat dry and wipe clean!"

As he spoke, he picked up a branch of more than 30 centimeters from the ground, pointed at the woman with a mysterious smile, and said, "You haven't learned all four sword moves!"

"Hiding clumsiness in cleverness~" Wei Yuan charged forward with a wooden stick in his hand.

"Puff!"

There was a sword mark on Wei Yuan's chest, which almost cut the monk's robe in two, and the scene was quiet for a while.

Wei Yuan: I just want to pretend to be tough! It's not necessary, is it?

Woman: I didn't expect you to be unable to hide. I saw what you said so formally, so I thought it was such a powerful move!

Drumstick covered his mouth with his hands and fell to the ground with a suppressed laugh, Wukong couldn't help covering his face, Erha thought it was so handsome!

However, although the monk's robe was cut open, the white jade-like skin under the monk's robe was not broken at all. Instead, it reflected the setting sun and faintly shone with golden light!

"Damn it! Skill flow really doesn't suit me! Look at how powerful I can do miracles!"

The woman's hand went numb, and Wei Yuan snatched the sword and sheath away in an instant.

Wei Yuan looked at the soft sword in his hand, which was as cold as blue frost, and the word "Pishui" was written near the hilt.

"Good sword!" Wei Yuan couldn't help waving the software in his hand, but the soft sword was disobedient, shaking and shaking in his hand.

Wei Yuan took a lot of effort to aim at the scabbard and stuff it in again.

The woman couldn't help but feel a little funny: "You really don't know a little bit of swordsmanship!"

Wukong grinned silently, and the chicken leg was about to laugh out loud, rolling all over the floor!

"Cough! It's all foreign objects!"

Wei Yuan waved his hand, and the water-piercing sword with its scabbard flew out with a bang, and got stuck on the fingertips of the incomplete mountain god statue, as if the mountain god had pinched the sword.

Wei Yuan: "Hmph, you can tell by the blood on your body, you have a lot of resignation on your hands, right? Are you a killer?!"

The woman did not show any weakness: "Yes, I am a killer. But you are a monk of wine and meat, what right do you have to say about me?"

Wei Yuan rushed forward and restrained the woman with one move, "How do you know I'm Monk Hua?"

"Speak up! Tell me everything you know. You should have seen it too. You are now in my hands. Not only the thing on your back, but you are already mine. If you mess with I'm not happy at all, rape you first and then kill, rape and kill again, rape and kill three times!"

The woman still stiffened her neck and didn't answer. Wei Yuan stretched out one hand to the woman's skirt, the woman struggled a few times and couldn't move at all!

"Wait! I say!"

Wei Yuan: Hmph! Spineless, you can't wait for me to touch you before saying stop!

Woman: At least this monk didn't come to kill me with the intention of offering a reward. That's it, I've done my best.

"I said, my name is Xiao Yu, and I was originally a killer of Black Stone. The package contained a part of Rama's body. We had already snatched it, but I accidentally learned that our leader, the King of the Wheel, seemed to be inhuman. .”

"He tried everything possible to seize the body of Rama, and he definitely had no good intentions. I was tired of the career of a killer, so I took this part of the body and fled, hoping to destroy his plan. Black Stone offered a reward of 100,000 silver, and the world Countless people are chasing and killing me, and they have fled all the way here..."

Wei Yuan's expression gradually became tense: It doesn't seem right! Isn't this a plot I know! Not human? Do you discriminate against eunuchs so much?

Both the body of Rama and the water-piercing sword are from the movie "Rain of Swords". But the original work is a martial arts film, and there is no non-human setting.

The boss behind the Black Stone Killer was a eunuch who practiced martial arts since he was a child, and he dreamed of having a little brother since he was a child. He wants Rama's body to understand Rama's martial arts and regenerate a third leg!

In the end, the eunuchs had no human rights, and they had already started to practice. They were killed by the hero and heroine, and they were incomplete men until they died.

At this moment, that Xiaoyu said again: "I found out about it by eavesdropping on the conversation two days ago. It seems that the man-eating blue-faced evil ghost outside Fucheng has something to do with that wheel-turning king!"

Wei Yuan was taken aback again: Can this be contacted?

At this time the sun has gradually set, and the indigo-faced mountain ghost will appear soon.

If she didn't have her own words, then Xiao Yu would probably rest in the ruined temple for the night. Even if he drove all night, he couldn't get very far, and this indigo-faced mountain ghost would surely find and catch up soon!

Could it be that Xiaoyu was chased all the way here and forced to come here with premeditation? ! It's for... Moro's body!

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