Magic card gods

"Hehehe~"

Chunyan covered her mouth and kept laughing, "Little monk, you are not ashamed to say these things all day long. Don't you monks pay attention to eloquence?"

Wei Yuan didn't care at all: "Ami, my Buddha~ I practice Buddhism, and I don't pay attention to this."

"Then what do you care about?"

"We pay attention to doing whatever we want~"

"Can you still get married and have children? I haven't heard of a Buddhist law that emphasizes doing whatever you want!"

"Hey~ You're right! You saw it today! My Dharma is indeed able to conceive and have children! It's amazing~" Wei Yuan made a smug expression.

Both Chunyan and Empress Jinse blushed from Wei Yuan's shamelessness.

Chunyan looked annoyed: "Nonsense, ma'am, let's go quickly! Don't listen to this monk Hua's nonsense."

Chunyan helped Empress Jinse to walk out the door. One was young and beautiful, the other was swaying. Looking at it under the dim candlelight, one's heart swayed.

When going out, the master and servant couldn't help but glanced sideways.

Chunyan had a bright smile and hot eyes. Jinse's face was reddish, her eyes were evasive, she wanted to look but didn't dare to look directly.

After recovering, they looked at each other, and suddenly blushed, as if their minds had been broken by the other party, and hurried away.

After all, he has spent many years in this dark bardo, and he has never seen any male creatures. Suddenly Wei Yuan, a pan donkey and Deng Xiaoxian, came here, and his lethality was too great.

It's the same truth as in reality, don't think that those goddesses are so unattainable, but they haven't hit the point.

The protagonist of the Jinse chapter in the original novel, a poor scholar who was humiliated by his wife in every possible way and attempted suicide, came to the lonely garden, and it didn't take long to attract Chunyan. And Empress Jinse, who looks graceful, luxurious and unattainable, also secretly peeped with magic~ Finally, she invited her own sister to officiate the wedding!

It's the same as those seven fairies who descended to earth, that girl doesn't want to be young? The long body!

Specifically, you can imagine some colleges and universities with extremely yin and yang decline, with a male to female ratio of 1:30 to 40.

...

Wei Yuan felt that he was a particularly scumbag now!

Very shameless, extremely shameless kind!

He actually wanted to gain both money and man! It's too fucking enjoyable... No, it's too fucking excessive!

However, if you want to unseal the large cemetery, you must get the Guyuan, and if you want to get the Guyuan, you must get the central orb, and that orb is Jinse's personal magic weapon.

Now there are two masters and servants, floating alone in this gloomy bardo, relying on this orb, relying on this to give Guyuan a foothold.

If I take advantage of it and get this Guyuan, the master and servant will be homeless.

How can I not look at two weak women being tortured by the cruel world like this.

Therefore, the only way is... Take it down with Yuanzi!

Yes, yes, yes, I did this purely to save a pair of homeless beauties. Nothing to feel guilty about.

Wei Yuan was doing psychological construction for himself (making excuses), and Ah Suo was very upset!

"Yo! Master Wuji is so righteous and awe-inspiring! He wants to receive both master and servant, and both wealth and sex! What a model for the monk world!"

Ah Suo can show his real body in the bardo world, and now he is sitting on the bed with his mouth curled up.

Wei Yuan knew what kind of vinegar she was eating, and Bodhisattva Asuo recommended herself to be a pillow mat. Monk Hua was still vigilant in every possible way, and it took him several days to get it. It's great now, to actually take the initiative to hook up with other women! She has a better figure than her!

Wei Yuan hugged the girlish Ah Suo lightly, "Okay, don't be angry, at worst, I will let you ride a big horse!"

"Bah~ I don't care." Ah Suo struggled lightly.

Wei Yuan coaxed quickly, feeling the girl's frail figure while thinking of Saeko who loves to ride big horses the most.

What a surprise it would be if Saeko were in this world! Saeko is the best at handling this kind of thing. If she is here, I don't have to worry about it, I just need to work hard~

However, it is true that one side supports the other side! I like small squabs all over the world, so they are very small. Look at Dongying, it's healthy~

Jinse in the backyard was blushing in the boudoir and engaged in a difficult battle between heaven and man, and finally made up her mind to pick up the mirror and cast spells.

As a result, there was only a faint golden light in the mirror, without any shadow of Wei Yuan, and he suddenly felt overwhelmed.

After finally making up my mind, just show me this?

...

In the past few days, with the support of Ah Suo's intelligence, Wei Yuan "soldiers" part of the "soldiers" of the dead ghost king.

That is, the souls of those who died from the plague. Most of these souls can only be ordinary ghosts, not everyone can become a ghost ghost after death, maybe one or two out of ten people.

It's so pitiful when I think about it, it's not easy when I'm alive, I didn't expect it to be so difficult when I'm dead, and I have to compete for jobs! Sad reminder!

Wei Yuan collected the last batch of four or five hundred dead souls, and gathered around fifty ghost soldiers to enrich the lonely garden.

The job of carrying the corpses cannot be left behind, and someone has to manage and feed those vicious dogs of the underworld, as well as fish for treasures in the Wangchuan River, which is a great source of wealth for Guyuan.

These ghost soldiers were all handpicked and appointed by Wei Yuan, so they could be regarded as direct troops.

Originally, Jinse's master and servant had nothing to do, but now that Wei Yuan has coaxed them into confusion, how can they care about these things?

My own people are going to get in, what else do you care about for Guyuan? Just as a dowry!

It has to be said that the thought of three obediences and four virtues is really a gospel for men.

Wei Yuan has obtained the "gate key" to Guyuan, and he can directly go to the gate of Guyuan in the bardo world from anywhere.

If it continues like this, it will take only a few days to get both Jiguyuan and its owner.

Scum, really scum! Vile, vile!

...

On the road during the day, and spend the night in Guyuan at night.

After seven or eight days, the relationship between Wei Yuan and Jinse's master and servant became closer.

Jinse often looked at Master Wuji affectionately, but every time her eyes met, she hurriedly avoided, but secretly told Chunyan to take good care of her, and personally asked about both hot tea and hot soup.

In comparison, Chunyan is much more direct, her bright eyes are almost ready to speak. Wearing clothes and shoes, and serving water and tea are personally served, meticulous, and do not care about contact, which is much more enthusiastic.

Seeing that we will arrive in Yiwu County tomorrow, it is getting late, Wei Yuan put Mengdo into the painting, wiped the jade tablet in his hand, and the surrounding environment became dark. After walking a few steps, Ge Guyuan was already in front of him.

Chunyan was waiting at the gate with a lantern, and when she saw Wei Yuan approaching from a distance, a bright smile appeared on her face.

"I think you're almost coming back." She smiled happily.

A Suo suddenly flashed out from the door, and attacked Chunyan's itchy waist, "Hey, which little girl has been waiting in the porch for more than half an hour? She's about to become a husband-wife stone!"

Chunyan begged for mercy while dodging...

Two days ago, Wei Yuan had already introduced Ah Suo to Jinse's master and servant. Although Jinse felt a little sad, she quickly accepted it.

Ah Suo's special background brought a lot of pressure on Jinse. It's just that although Jinse is a fairy princess in the sky, she is graceful, luxurious, dignified, and looks like a royal sister, but she is actually soft and shy, not a person who strives for the top. There is nothing to worry about.

Ah Suo and Jinse have a good relationship, and they are even closer to Chunyan, who is straightforward and fiery, and they have been teasing together in the past two days.

Speaking of which, the three of them were all ignorant girls, but they met Wei Yuan, a bald scumbag!

Chunyan walked a step in front of Wei Yuan, and chattered about what dinner he had prepared and what he had done today, saying that Erha was making troubles in the dog park, and that the chicken legs were lying on the roof without barking. After coming down, Wukong is not at all the same as the monkey she saw in the book...in short, it is very lively.

It is the time of youth and beauty, trapped in the bardo world, surrounded by vicious dogs or strange-looking ghosts and vicious dogs, it is also a sad reminder.

The arrival of Wei Yuan really brought a new world.

During this period of time, Jinse's master and servant felt that even the time passed faster, as if there was sunshine in the bardo world.

The four of them ate dinner together as usual, talking and laughing together.

Wukong meditates in his room, chicken legs run around on the roof of Guyuan, and Erha can go wherever he wants.

Wei Yuan tapped on the empty bowl with his chopsticks and taught the three of them how to sing.

"You also say Liao Zhai, I also say Liaozhai~

Joy, anger, sorrow, and joy all come to my heart~

The ghost is not that ghost, and the strange is not that strange~

Bull ghosts and snake gods are cuter than honest gentlemen~~~”

Jinse has a shy personality, and she is ashamed to open her mouth to sing along like Chunyan Asuo. But she is good at playing the qin and se, plucking the strings and dubbing for everyone. Looking at several people with soft eyes, there is always a gentle smile on the corner of the mouth.

...

"Ma'am, I have another unfeeling request." Wei Yuan left Jin Se to speak.

Jinse lowered her head slightly, "Didn't you say that you don't want to call me a concubine?"

"Yes, yes, it's my fault. But Jinse, didn't you also agree that you will call yourself me in the future?"

"Concubine, no, I'm not used to it..."

Wei Yuan looked at the flowery beauty in front of him, and thought to himself, how can I open my mouth? How shameful, how shameless.

But Jinse saw that he hesitated, but flipped his hands and took out a jewel with brilliance, which was the central jewel that controlled Guyuan.

"Give~"

Wei Yuan was taken aback for a moment, only then did he realize that Jinse had guessed it long ago when he asked Chunyan to ask Gu Yuan and Zhongshu Baozhu.

But instead of finding it unacceptable, she was worried that Wei Yuan would not be able to speak, so she took the initiative.

After all, Jinse is a fairy princess in the sky, who once mastered the huge Guigu Garden. Although she has a weak personality, she is not a fool.

She is just more infatuated.

This is equivalent to when your girlfriend changed the only asset, a big villa, into your name when you were planning to start a business.

What kind of trust? What an infatuation?

But what about you? The hell you came here for the big villa in the first place!

For a while, Wei Yuan reflected again, is he a human being? How can I do such a thing!

"Actually, I..." Wei Yuan wanted to explain.

But Jinse stretched out her fingers and pressed Wei Yuan's lips, which was almost her most daring move.

Jinse shook her head slightly, she didn't need any explanation.

As long as you want, as long as I have……

To be honest, Wei Yuan was moved. Well, it was counter-raided.

Wei Yuan hugged Jinse lightly. Jinse's body was a little stiff, but soon softened.

She murmured: "I only hope that your heart is like mine..."

Wei Yuan: "I will definitely live up to Acacia!"

That's all for today.

Writing emotional dramas is too brain-intensive, I will definitely write one without a heroine in the next book!