Magic card gods
Chapter 284 My apprentice can't become a Buddha, are you responsible?
Elder A Bo, with a short gray beard and wrinkled face, was wearing a washed gray gray monk robe. He looked like an ordinary old monk.
Wei Yuan took out the Vientiane card Zizai Buddha Statue from the top partition of the bamboo stick and placed it on the ground.
Elder Yan Bo glanced at the Buddha statue that was exactly the same as Wei Yuan, and the statue of Da Zi Zi Huan Xi A Suo Bodhisattva who was snuggling next to him, with hands and feet that were a little dishonest... looked at Wei Yuan with a strange expression.
Wei Yuan scratched his neck in embarrassment: Elder, listen to me, I really don't practice Huanxi Zen!
"You found another way. The mad monk finally received a decent apprentice..."
Facing Elder Yan Bo's praise, Wei Yuan clasped his hands together and smiled, "Elder Yan Bo praised you too much, and this little monk just gave it his best."
Elder Yan Bo nodded slightly, and asked, "Your master told you to come to me?"
"Yes, my master would like to ask you to consecrate the Buddha statue for me."
"Consecration is not a problem!" Elder Chen Bo agreed very simply.
Wei Yuan was overjoyed, although he guessed that the old monk had a great friendship with his cheap master, he didn't expect it to be so smooth.
Just listen to the Elder Yan Bo said: "Consecration is a trivial matter. The question is, did your master tell you that we had several fights when we were young, and we fought big?"
uh~
The smile on Wei Yuan's face froze, looking at Elder Yan Bo's malicious eyes, he scolded that cheap master in his heart.
Is there such a trick apprentice? I came here all the way, you tell me I am an enemy? ! You are still not human!
This is Luo Han Guo, the master of the fourth-order oriental practice route! About thirty or forty tiger demons can be hit with one hand.
I can't even resist when I deliver it to my door!
Zhu Huamei on one side also opened her small mouth slightly, a little stunned.
She thought that Wei Yuan had some kind of opportunity, so she insisted on coming over to watch the fun. In the end, how could this be a chance? This is clearly a catastrophe!
This 4th-level old monk is probably much stronger than the 4th-level dick war that ambushed him before. Not to mention that the strength of the two is only a part now, even in their heyday they are definitely not rivals!
Wei Yuan swallowed his saliva, forced a smile and said, "Master is an eminent monk, surely he won't hold grudges, and won't take revenge on me, a junior, right?"
Elder Chen Bo smiled, got up and walked out of the monk's house.
Both Wei Yuan and Zhu Huamei breathed a sigh of relief, they didn't punch themselves directly into small pancakes.
At this time, a young monk who was only thirteen or fourteen years old ran in quietly: "You guys run quickly, I tell you, this old monk is the most careful. If you don't leave now, it will be too late!"
Before he finished speaking, "噗~" flew three or four meters away and slapped it on the wall, bleeding from the seven orifices, emitting black smoke all over his body, and his eyes were blood red!
"I hate it when someone speaks ill of me behind my back!" Elder Yan Bo's voice came faintly.
The little monk immediately got up and recovered, and ran out of the monk's house.
Wei Yuan and Zhu Huamei noticed that this "little monk" was probably not a human being, but some kind of high-level demon, who was restrained by the elder Chen Bo. It should be to scale...
Wei Yuan frowned and said to Zhu Huamei: "You go, I'll take care of it here."
"What do you do if I leave? It's okay, I'll stay and help you. Besides, I don't think Elder Chen Bo has any intention of moving you."
Zhu Huamei didn't choose to leave by herself, but Wei Yuan was slightly moved. After all, there are only a few companions who can share adversity.
...
In the evening, Wei Yuan arranged a table full of vegetarian dishes.
The elder Chen Bo stretched out his chopsticks very long, and he ate it deliciously.
Wei Yuan saw that there was a door!
Although Elder Chen Bo did not completely ignore the precepts like the crazy monk and Wei Yuan, he still did not give up his desire for tongue.
Seeing that he was eating well, Wei Yuan tentatively said: "Elder, you are accommodating. Can you give me my Buddha statue... Ah, do you think so? For the sake of this vegetarian meal!"
Elder Chen Bo looked at him and smiled, and gave him a vegetarian chicken leg made of tofu.
Wei Yuan watched it for a long time, and thought he was going to play Zen with me!
What does it mean?
After thinking for a long time, Wei Yuan said: "Elder, I have realized it! Are you saying that the consecration is like this vegetarian chicken leg? Although it looks the same, there are actually other mysteries!"
Elder Chen Bo put down his chopsticks and picked up his teacup: "You're mistaken, I mean, you want to consecrate just with a table of vegetarian food? If you don't have money, you can have a dick!"
...
In the middle of the night, Elder An Bo, who was knocking on the wooden fish on the futon and meditating, suddenly stopped his movements.
"Are you here? I knew it, you will definitely come." Elder Yan Bo turned around, and there was a mad monk standing in front of him.
The mad monk looked very contemptuous, "The Buddha is gone, why are you still reciting scriptures here? Who are you pretending to show?"
"Let me see for myself."
"Stop talking nonsense! Let me ask you, what exactly do you mean? You have been in charge of my disciple's inability to become a Buddha if he has been refusing to consecrate for so long?"
Although the two had a lot of scenes of falling in love and killing each other in their early years, after experiencing the blow of Lingshan Pure Land's destruction, they no longer care about the past.
Now, they all just want to revive the Buddhist family. For the monks in the world, find a way to go.
Both are pioneers, but on different paths.
Elder Yan Bo felt that the mad monk was going too far, and had completely transcended the scope of Buddhism. And that my Dharma is really too arrogant.
But the mad monk didn't care, and was even very proud.
"If it's not that Buddha is not worthy of this world, then it must be that this world is not worthy of Buddha!"
"Assuming that there are no rich monks in the world, how many people will be called Buddhas and how many people will be called ancestors?"
"God obeys me, God prospers, God opposes me and calls him dead. In the world, I am the only one! People block and kill people, and Buddhas block and kill Buddhas."
"The poor monk acts all his life, so why explain it to others!"
Don't want to be domineering!
In the end Elder Yan Bo could only sigh helplessly, if words could impress the mad monk, the world would have been at peace long ago.
I chatted with Chen Bo for a long time, and no one could convince the other, so they could only go their own way.
It's just that there is no conflict between the two, and they even hope that the other can succeed, which at least means that the monks still have hope.
"Are you really ready? We have no way of guessing what will happen then. Take this step and there will be no turning back." Chen Bo asked.
The crazy monk showed a crazy smile: "I can't turn back for a long time! Turning back is an abyss! This world is already like this, so why worry about it! Hehehe~~~"
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and consecrate the Buddha statue! I am a disciple and have what it takes to become a Buddha!"
...
On the second day, Elder Chen Bo asked his inhuman apprentice to call Wei Yuan.
He gave Wei Yuan three tasks, as long as he completes them, he will help him consecrate the Buddha statue and help him become enlightened.
The first thing to do is to retrieve the lost Nanming Lihuo Sword...
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