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"An ugly, corrupt zombie is quietly on the wall in this dark cave. Its expression is peaceful, like an ancient well with no waves.

"Without these despicable intruders, it might have been facing the wall here until it was reduced to ashes or understood the Yi Jin Jing or something."

"It's just that the peaceful life in the past has been broken, and the fate is so magnificent that it is not allowed to live in peace like this!"

"The strange girl with a pair of rabbit ears, holding a big knife as fast as a knife, slashed tragic wounds on the rotten zombies, splattered rotten and smelly blood, and the stench was unpleasant..."

"The four cavemen entangled the hands and feet of the corrupt zombie, and sacrificed their lives to create an attack opportunity for the rabbit-eared monster girl!"

"One of the cavemen was so crazy that he hugged the legs of the rotten zombie! But the rotten zombie is not given for free, just look at its big rotten belly, it has something in it!"

"A mouthful of thick, corrosive blood sprayed out three meters and covered the bodies of the two cavemen. They rolled on the ground, and it seemed that they could not be saved! Then it raised its hands again and stabbed them with its long black nails. Leg-hugging caveman!"

"Ah! The last loyal caveman actually picked up a wooden stick on the ground at the dying moment and knocked on the head of the corrupt zombie! It showed its strong dissatisfaction with this world and its strong dissatisfaction with the powerful enemy. Disdainful. What a commendable loyalty!"

"Look! The despicable man with the iron rod finally moved at the end of the battle. He actually took advantage of his younger brother's life to entangle him, and sneaked up on the corrupt zombie!"

"With the blessing of huge force, this stick hit the corrupt head fiercely! The corrupt zombie, which was already scarred and bruised, was unexpectedly killed by a sneak attack by a despicable man who had been hiding in the distance fishing! Alas~"

The chicken leg was lying on a big rock, doing nothing, while scanning the battlefield condescendingly to prevent accidents, while muttering involuntarily.

Wei Yuan and Chicken Leg are the old Gou Kings, so they naturally don't want to expose their abilities too much in front of Hao Mengmeng.

So Chicken Legs never said a word, pretending that he was just a mutated two-tailed foodie cat, and even pretended to be a kitten watching a show and cheering for himself when fighting.

One person, one cat tricked an ignorant bunny-eared girl into working for Hao Mengmeng by offering him a meal. At the same time, he also specialized in "Actor's Self-Cultivation" and played others there! It can be described as shameless!

And once it was time to share the spoils, Wei Yuan had something to say: "Mengmeng, you see that the chicken leg also contributed a lot as a reserve team member, so it's reasonable to give it a share, right? So, let's divide the spoils into ten." Serves, evenly distributed. I get one chicken leg, I get one cute one, I get one chicken leg, I get one cute one, I get one chicken leg... Hey, it's gone!"

"But Mengmeng is a new member, we should focus on taking care of it. Well, I'm in charge, and the chicken legs will make up for Mengmeng at the end. After all, Mengmeng has contributed a lot. And my last share, as our team The activity fund. Let’s take risks together and share the money together in the future!”

While talking, Wei Yuan swiped one of the trophy drumsticks in front of Mengmeng, then pulled the remaining two into his arms, and said to the drumstick: "What are you looking at? Yours is mine, I'll keep it for you. Which one of us is with whom, why are you being polite to me?"

Drumstick: Am I being polite to you? I want to pull out your rotten intestines with one paw!

Hao Mengmeng was so moved by Wei Yuan's twists and turns in distributing the spoils~ tears filled his eyes!

"Brother Wei is really kind! Thank you~" Seeing that she was walking with a limp, and she was not talking about classmate Wei anymore, now she opened her mouth and closed her mouth, Brother Wei.

But even though he was a little cute, this Hao Mengmeng's fighting power is really amazing!

The knife technique is extremely skilled, the nine-ringed ghost-headed machete in one hand is like catkins in the wind, light and unpredictable; once it falls, it is like a thunderbolt falling from the sky, swift and irresistible.

If this sword technique enters the fantasy world of martial arts, it is estimated that it will be able to earn the title of "Jiangbei Jade Rabbit, Rakshasa Sword" in the world!

In comparison, Wei Yuan is far behind.

Unless all the cavemen are summoned, Wei Yuan will not be able to compete with Hao Mengmeng in strength. However, he reserved his strength obscenely and only called four.

When it comes to technology, it's a world of difference.

At the age of thirteen, Hao Mengmeng can carve patterns on water tofu with a machete, chopping dummy 5,000 times a day!

What about Wei Yuan? The one-handed New Year's stick method now has three tricks: block the waist, smash the face, and hit the head!

Based on technique alone, it is estimated that if ten Wei Yuan surround him, Hao Mengmeng will be able to turn it into twenty segments in thirty seconds!

Take the corrupt zombie just now as an example! The strength is really not weak.

The elite monsters in the second tier have many characteristics, high attack and high defense. Although the speed is slow, the attacks all have the splash effect of "corruption pus (corrosion, poisoning)", and can also use acupoints (blood) and mouth spray (very poisonous corrosion)!

If Wei Yuan and Drumstick fight together, it's not like they can't fight. It just needs to spend a lot of thought and energy, and then spend a lot of time and go all out to kill it.

Now, Hao Mengmeng is the main attacker, assisted by four fanatical hell cavemen, Wei Yuan makes a sneak attack, and chicken legs watch the show, and he hammered this elite monster to death in five or six minutes!

Although this ability is the most powerful and the most powerful, it takes the least. But she is happy!

In the past, when there were no Wei Yuan and chicken legs, Hao Mengmeng was under a lot of pressure to kill monsters alone! And she hasn't eaten yet, and she's lost...

It's more comfortable now, she doesn't care about anything, her big brother Wei takes care of everything.

From pointing in one direction and walking this way, and then encountering monsters, then Hao Mengmeng attracted the attention of monsters with the help of a few cavemen who are not afraid of death at all (by the way, hurting them), and finally her big brother Wei made a sneak attack to finish, and finally Is the "Guardian Distribution" loot.

In just five hours, at least forty cavemen and more than twenty undead monsters were killed, including at least four elites and leaders.

In a short period of time, Hao Mengmeng put on a pair of new wristbands with +1 agility, a small amulet with +1 defense and a small increase in physical recovery, and got more than 30 coins.

Hao Mengmeng: It's so comfortable to use your hands without using your brain! Brother Wei is so kind!

Wei Yuan was even happier, he got: [Super Protective Skull Hat (Green)], [Dark Blue Eagle Headband (Green)], [Shimmer Opal Ring (Green)], three new pieces of equipment , and got a 【Cracked Topaz (Green)】, more than 130 Huanglongcheng coins. After all, he also "saves" the chicken leg...

Look, don't want money, isn't it right?

I can't bear that my child can't catch a wolf, and I can't bear that my daughter-in-law can't catch a pervert!

If you want money, the money you pay is always counted, if you don’t want money, you pay the money that is not counted~

The truths in this world are all common, but some people understand it clearly, while others are confused.

...

"Mengmeng, are you tired? Come sit down and rest!" Wei Yuan skillfully set up the barbecue grill and soup pot.

There were two big stomach kings by his side, if Wei Yuan hadn't been responding to Taizu's slogan of "preparing for war and famine", he would have been eaten back to the camp by these two big stomach kings.

Wei Yuan: Look, although I get a lot, I also support them! Can this be called exploitation? This is called hiring!

Wei Yuan watched Mengmeng and Chicken Drumsticks eating hazel like a competition, and took a bottle of fruit juice to drink slowly.

He's actually not hungry at all... Anyone who eats every three or four hours, he's not hungry either!

This person and one cat are simply gluttonous. When you meet Pixiu, you will die of sorrow!

Wei Yuan was already thinking about how to make the two of them eat less! Well, withholding their rations!

Wei Yuan: I really am a material to be a boss~

Taking advantage of the rest, Wei Yuan began to appreciate his new equipment again.

A skullcap is a round helmet that looks like a skull but is actually metal.

Wei Yuan: Look at this style... Could it be that before the catastrophe, the electric car helmet of the delivery boy who went to the hospital to deliver food changed?

This equipment is an elite undead monster - Siamese Corpse Explosion.

That monster was a fusion of four or five dilapidated corpses, jumping up and down in this tunnel with all kinds of hands and feet!

Just looking at it can make people feel that the crotch is wet, and the san value drops a lot!

[Super Skull Hat for Protection (Green)]

[Excellent Equipment Card/Armor/Helmet]

[Headguard: Greatly weakens attacks on the head. 】

[Toughness: +1 armor, and not easy to damage. 】

[(occupies 3 energy levels) (requires 11 physique)]

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