Magic card gods

There are many minions who follow the strong men they serve all the way!

What amphibians, what big dinosaurs, what primitive people, even Egyptian pharaohs, vampire counts and Napoleon, were once followed by minions, and then they were all killed by the minions!

Then Pharaoh and Napoleon can be regarded as the favored children of heaven. How lucky are they?

He couldn't even resist the attack of this little yellow man! It can be seen that if you are not the real son, you can't control it!

Because the little yellow people killed countless masters from generation to generation, they were also discouraged and planned to spend the rest of their lives in the cave.

It is said that these little things have no worries or troubles, even if Ke dies, the boss will turn around and find a new one. Living in a cave with affluent food and clothing, it should be very happy, right?

But minions are a race that takes serving the boss to be happy. If they don't follow the boss, they will be like fish out of water. Even the most beloved banana can't make them smile!

Their lives are dead! Obviously, the minions are depressed on a large scale!

Can't go on like this, the minion race will perish because there is no boss to follow!

Kevin, the pioneer among the minions, decided to change the fate of the race!

He packed his bags, took his two little brothers with him, and started his own adventure to find the new boss!

Looking for a boss, we must find a powerful and evil supreme boss! Destiny Child! That way you won't die!

Kevin and his two little friends rowed the boat, singing "Let's Swing the Oars", and paddled with difficulty (relaxed and happy) all the way to the waist-twisting city of Americo!

As soon as the three of them went ashore, they found that this place was completely different from what they had imagined. Now is the golden age!

There are a lot of clothes drying in the small alleys of the city, and the three of them are embarrassed in the costumes of savages, so they start looking for clothes that suit them.

In the end, I found that women's clothing is not suitable for me, and briefs can only be put on my head. Denim overalls are more suitable for my round and waistless figure!

Minion race, evolved perfectly here~

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At this time, everyone in Wei Yuan had also been teleported to Twist Waist City.

Looking at the time, Wei Yuan found that it was Americo in 1968. He couldn't help but lament that the Lighthouse Country is indeed the center of the universe, full of disasters!

The upper limit of power in this world is slightly stronger. After all, according to the plot in the later "Despicable Me", they have the black technology of going to space to temporarily shrink the moon.

Generally, Tier 5 bosses can't do this! You have to be a Tier 6 boss!

Therefore, technology is the primary productive force, everyone should believe in science!

Wei Yuan carried a large amount of gold, and his power level was also compressed to level 3, so the operability was too strong.

Wei Yuan first found the local gangsters, broke a dozen or so nose bridges, exchanged them for a sum of gold, and took everyone shopping.

Gangster: Isn't the one who hit us just now a well-known local gentleman? Why are you so perverted? ! Didn't I say not to change it for him? If you hit someone when you come up, is there any law for the king? !

At this time, the Lighthouse Country is indeed a place that the world yearns for, a paradise for the rich, and the windows are full of luxury goods, clothing, furs, bags, and jewelry. Wei Yuan also saw posters and musical instruments of some unknown rock stars. of.

There are various department stores and buildings lined up one after another, and the smell of dollar bills is everywhere.

The girls naturally waved dollar bills to buy a lot, and then stuffed the car back to the hotel.

Here, if you have dollar bills, you are the father~

And the three minions ran into the shopping mall because of a coincidence. Because of their small size and concealment, they were not found when the mall was closed. The three of them also spent the night in the mall in style!

Sleep on the biggest and softest bed, eat snacks and drink Coke, move the most advanced TV in the mall to watch TV!

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In the evening, everyone went back to the hotel to rest and started unpacking. Because they bought too much, they couldn't remember what they bought, so they were as excited as opening a blind box! Chirping and laughing together!

Especially when some more "trend" women's clothing is released. They pushed each other and encouraged each other to put it on for Wei Yuan to see, to see which performance Wei Yuan was most excited about!

Wei Yuan: You guessed wrong! I'm most excited not to wear it!

At this time, everyone was so excited that they forgot that they were in the fantasy world, and even Wei Yuan forgot about the little yellow man, and concentrated on choosing the women's clothing that he was most excited about~

At this time, Katie turned on the TV in boredom.

As a high-tech life crystallization, she is not as superficial as other women!

Clothes and so on, people can change it by themselves! Any style is fine~

You can also change your shape! I have the feeling you want~

After broadcasting for a while, what kind of talent show, what singing competition, what kind of blind date show, it's too vulgar!

Is it possible for a high-tech life crystal to see this kind of thing?

Don't you have that kind of program? That's it! I heard you all have them here, and they are legal!

Apparently, this upscale hotel doesn't have that cheesy TV show.

Katie is very annoyed, but this problem can't stop the high-tech life crystal from pursuing the determination to create life!

I can search by myself if there is no radio station!

Katie reaches out and releases some nano metal bugs to form an antenna and start collecting radio stations!

The TV screen skipped frames, and suddenly Katie stopped and quickly changed the channel, "Huh?!"

A well-dressed host wearing a Zorro mask appeared on the TV, and he said with a malicious face: "You are watching the top-secret villain Internet radio station!" A sharp knife appeared on the TV screen!

"If you dare to tell the truth, we will never forgive you~"

"Initiated by the Big Bad, it has been organized continuously for 89 years, this is the biggest gathering of the bad guys..."

"Lectures will be given by a highly respected and experienced villain. Chat with various underground organizations... and this year's new star, Scarlett Killer who debuted for the first time!"

"Come on, everyone, the address is in the state of Furorida... This is a crime, and it's a lot of fun!"

Wei Yuan and the others fell silent and stared at the TV.

Wei Yuan even held a lace-edged hollow corset that was taken off from someone who did not put it down.

At the same time, in the big shopping mall, because the TV signal suddenly went bad, the little yellow man who was trying his best to install umbrellas, lightning rods and other things on the TV also received this big villain's Internet radio station by chance!

It can be seen that the minions' talent for scientific and technological research has been manifested at this time!

Minion Kevin: "This... this is our chance to find the boss! The strongest and worst boss!"

The other two minions: "Banana~"

Wei Yuan: "I remembered! There is such a thing! We have to make these villains pay for their evil! My Skull Island mine is short of labor!"

In this way, Wei Yuan and the little yellow man learned about the big villain's gathering at the same time! And they all plan to go to find out!

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The little yellow people are not familiar with the place, so naturally they did everything possible and persevered (the protagonist's halo) and rushed to the state of Fulorida.

Naturally, Wei Yuan used his ability to charter a flight to his destination.

That is a luxury private jet, pick up and drop off at the airport!

I participated in that big villain's meeting secretly, but I didn't expect the guard to be qualified!

When Wei Yuan went up, he just punched the other two!

"When I destroyed a world, you were still breastfeeding in your mother's arms and looking at Uncle Wang next door!"

Wei Yuan took out a handful of dollar bills and threw them on the two tall gate guards, "Remember, Lao Tzu is the most evil one, cannibal without blinking an eye, and brings the capital of any country and race in his hands to evil people!"

The two guards were beaten so badly that they were already scared.

Such a powerful person who can do it as soon as he says it, must be a villain!

You can still take out so many dollar bills to humiliate us, it is simply leading the wicked!

Not to mention that the capital of some country and race brings villains, so be afraid!

Sure enough, among the villains, you can't be humble, and it's better to show your fists when you go up.

You see, not to mention the guards, even the other villains around are carefully keeping a distance from Wei Yuan and the others.

Wei Yuan walked into the meeting hall with all the girls in high spirits, with a big cigar smoking in his mouth, wearing a neat black suit, staring at the ceiling all the way, grinning his teeth and never letting go of his chin. quite tired...