Magic Punk

Chapter 68 Shotacon and the collapse of the character

Xuan Yi didn't believe it since he was a child - "Children, I'll do a magic trick for you."

Because he can also perform magic tricks like this.

Look, this is a red candied haws.

Ouch, swallow it in one gulp.

Look, kids, the candied haws are gone.

Look, it's ten dollars.

I handed the ten dollars to the salesperson.

Look, a piece of paper turned into a lot of food.

Then I turned around and left with the food in my arms, you see.

All the food was gone.

Isn’t this magic trick wonderful?

This magic is not exciting at all!

But now that Livier said that she could perform the magic trick of making paper people eat, Xuan Yi still tended to be true. After all, she had performed magic tricks that were more exciting than transforming into a living person many times before.

However, if you have the leisure, you should develop more functions for your paper man, so as to benefit those poor people who regard the paper man as their wives.

He was complaining like this in his heart, but Xuan Yi still obediently served the paper man a bowl of rice.

Anyway, if you eat as much as you want, you can only eat this bowl, Xuan Yi thought silently, and then watched the paper man grab a plate of corn-fried shrimps and put it directly on his own white rice, and then grabbed a colander and scooped it up hard. A large spoonful of fish and soup is poured over the shrimp and white rice. The soup blends with the rice, giving off an alluring aroma.

Then.

The paper man holds up the rice bowl with both hands, symbolizing his mouth opening wide like a snake, swallowing the entire ceramic rice bowl and the rice inside.

The wind is light and the clouds are light.

The Paper Man patted his stomach and looked at Xuan Yi: "I'm full."

Is this how your magic turned out?

Xuan Yi complained secretly, and then heard the paper man making a vague sound unique to chewing food in his mouth.

"It tastes good. Can I have another bowl?"

Please allow me to refuse.

Just as Xuan Yi was protesting with silent silence, another familiar voice sounded.

A cold and quiet female voice.

"Livier, are you really going to turn yourself into a pig if you keep eating like this?"

"Just relying on shaping underwear and inducing vomiting is not the answer."

The paper man turned around and said, "You don't care about heaven and earth, you can't control other people's farts while eating. What does it have to do with you if I want to eat?"

Xuan looked at his black iron ring expressionlessly, and Jiao Yue's voice came quietly from it: "I can't control it, but someone can. Believe it or not, I will call Emma over to take care of you right now."

"Hey, she and I are contract workers, okay!" On the other side of the paper man, Xuan Yi could imagine Livier bickering with Jiao Yue while eating: "I helped her get the ocean field to guard, and then What does this matter have to do with me, the [Deception Warlock]?"

Jiao Yue propped up her forehead on the throne in a distant place: "Xuan Yi, don't be stunned and serve me a bowl of rice, I'm hungry."

"It's been a long time since I've enjoyed common people's food. Let's have some meat today."

Pepper month, Os pepper month.

Half of the people who were still alive when they tasted the pot of boiled fish with Xuan Yi in the underground river cave are now participating in the second dinner in this way, which is always a bit embarrassing.

Xuan Yi obediently served rice to the young lady, eldest lady and princess, then added shrimps, fish fillets and soup, and then watched the dinner disappear in front of him with a hiss.

But Jiaoyue's voice still didn't stop: "Next, please allow me to introduce you solemnly."

"This, Livielle Bolin, nicknamed the Deception Warlock, is my senior mentor in the acting class."

God damn senior mentor.

And we all know what you said, okay.

But Jiaoyue certainly didn't speak just to say this.

"She is now the most famous courtesan among the three empires, and there are countless young talents who fall under her pomegranate skirt."

"But, in fact, this stunning beauty has serious pedophile tendencies. Please Xuan Yi, you must take care of yourself and don't wait until the day you are defiled before regretting it."

I already know, you don’t need to remind me.

Xuan Yi silently thought to himself, but Livier was furious.

"Hey! What does liking Shota have to do with pedophilia?"

"Don't you like little boys who are white, tender, unpolluted, and look like little angels without beards?"

"Sorry." Jiao Yue's last strike was fast and precise.

"They are my peers."

The paper man silently covered his heart and accepted tons of critical blows.

For a girl, the most cruel blow to her is to see those fresh and pink girls growing up like leeks, while she is slowly getting older.

"Can you stab your heart any harder?" Livier said helplessly.

"Since you asked sincerely." Jiao Yue's smile was impeccable: "Then I have no choice but to show mercy."

"Livier Bolin, [Deception Warlock], my acting course instructor and senior sister, an internationally renowned socialite and shota lover."

"Similarly, it's an experienced driver with a fake driver's license."

"He is known as the god of racing in Akinayama, but in fact he has never even held the steering wheel. He can get out of the first hairpin corner without any suspense."

The paper man made a desperate popping sound, and Xuan Yi extremely suspected that Livier had spit out the rice in her mouth.

At the same time, although no third person intervened in the process, in fact everyone, including Di Yungui, was listening with open ears. When they heard this explosive news, everyone couldn't believe it. ear.

"You..." Livier moaned weakly, while Jiaoyue inserted the last knife with an expressionless expression.

"simply put."

"Virgin Bichi is also."

The summer insects are also silent for me.

Silence is Cambridge tonight.

The entire audience was silent as Jiao Yue dropped the bombshell without mercy.

Everyone wanted to laugh, but they were holding back because no one wanted to be the first to laugh out loud.

Livier gritted her teeth: "What evidence do you have!"

"Why don't you ask Ye Ya to check it for me?" Jiao Yue smiled from a distance: "It should be the same as the last time we met."

The scene instantly burst into laughter.

Di Yungui smiled the happiest man, because he was really unhappy about not being able to capture Livier just now, but the news in front of him was able to clear away all the gloom.

Ye Ya smiled the most reservedly, although the princess' etiquette meant that she should not laugh at the other person, and there was no room for ridicule.

After all, no one deserves to be ridiculed for being a virgin.

Except for Livier.

She explained what a silver-like pewter spearhead is.

What is the collapse of personality?

Yu Qingxuan had the best smile.

The culprit who chased her all the way and caused the Lanye Empire base to be destroyed. His constant verbal teasing made the student council president very unhappy.

But now I am undoubtedly happy.

Xuan Yi silently covered his mouth.

He actually has a good sense of humor, but this time he really wanted to laugh.

But the initiator of the matter seemed completely unaware. She then spoke calmly, without any awareness that she had just taken off Livier's underwear.

"Xuan Yi, do you still have food?"

"There are still many people here who want to try your common people's diet."

In the name of Miss Livier - please recommend me for collection.

The setting of Virgin Bichi is really difficult to express.

But this label will probably stick with the girl for a lifetime.

Go quickly and make a character card for the young lady.