Magic!
Chapter 293 A collection of strange jokes
1.
"I offer you 100 million years of life to bless me with gold." Russell chanted the sacrificial mantra loudly and clicked the draw card button on the phone screen.
Brilliant golden light illuminated the young man's face.
Gold is issued as soon as possible!
Russell sighed softly, looked at the large piece of gold in the character box, and sighed softly:
"Since having eternal life, card drawing games have become so boring..."
…
2.
"Wind Chime, I suddenly thought of something. You cry and try it." Russell said to the outline of the ghost girl that appeared in front of him.
"Why should I cry?" Feng Ling was confused.
"I remember that when you cried before, your tears behaved very strangely." Russell said as he took out garlic from his dimensional pocket, lit it with fire, and burned it to the female ghost wind chime.
Then a spirit Garlic appeared in the hands of the wind chime.
"Please, I want to study it some more."
With the help of the spirit Garlic, Feng Chime managed to cry out in less than half a minute.
Seeing the white-haired ghost girl's tears dripping to the ground, Russell fell into deep thought because of the characteristics of the spirit body passing through the ground:
“You see, ghosts float in the air, which means they are not affected by gravity.
"So why do ghost tears fall down instead of floating in the air like they're in a weightless environment?
"The water dripping from a drowned man is the same..."
Feng Chime subconsciously wanted to answer, but couldn't think of an answer.
"If you think about it carefully, there are many similar strange phenomena. For example, the ghost's skirt and other decorations seem to be affected by gravity normally. They are obviously not affected by gravity, but they don't look like they are in a weightless environment..."
One person and one ghost began to think deeply.
"Wind chime, throw the garlic in your hand into the air and see." Russell immediately thought of a new experimental method.
The wind chime threw the spirit garlic in its hand into the air, and the spirit garlic fell along an extremely normal parabola, and finally passed through the ground.
Russell was shocked:
"Why can the ghost himself float in the air without being affected by gravity, but the items on his body completely follow the normal laws of physics?"
Thinking of this, Russell frowned and looked at the wind chime with a slightly weird look:
"Wind chimes, you said that if one of your hands was cut off, would this spirit arm float in the air? Or would it fall directly down?"
Feng Chime was frightened by Russell's research spirit:
"You'd better find other ghosts to experiment on!"
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3.
"Subway, I have heard a folklore before. If a child flicks his tongue, it will cause rain. Is it true?"
"It's true. The elders in the family told me that it contains very profound mystical principles. Of course, children who have undergone spiritual awakening will generally have such supernatural effects."
——A month later, an artificial rainfall team composed of children under 10 years old was established.
This artificial rainfall team rushes to various parts of the world to promote rainfall in drought-stricken areas by flicking tongues, saving countless lives.
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4.
"Professor Black Amber, I am currently studying a psychic issue."
"Say it, kid."
"Does super artificial intelligence really have a soul?" Russell asked a serious question. "As far as I know, the wooden doll as a librarian does not have a soul, but this may be just an exception, and it is not artificial intelligence."
After thinking for a short time, the black cat on the desk gave the answer:
"I don't know, I've never thought about it."
"This is what I want to study." Russell said, waving to the Demon King behind him, and took out a robot that looked very sci-fi from his dimensional pocket.
The Demon King got the signal, snapped his fingers, and a ship of abyssal fire rose up in front of him.
"O devil from the abyss who collects souls, there are lost people who want to sacrifice their souls to you."
As the king of demons, it couldn't be easier for Wang Xiaoming to summon a demon that can recognize souls.
The body seemed to be a demon transformed from shadow, walking out of the fire of the abyss.
"Mortal, sell your soul to me, and I will give you something of equal value...Ahhhhhhh, Lord Demon King!"
The demon summoned by induction was frightened by the demon king in front of him.
The Demon King pointed at the super robot in front of Russell:
"This man will give his soul to you."
The Abyss Demon glanced at the majestic Demon King, looked at the super robot tremblingly for a while, and said with a faint red light in his eyes:
"This friend seems to have no soul..."
After obtaining the desired experimental results, Russell was just about to let the Demon King release the summons when he saw the outline of a white-haired ghost girl appearing beside him.
The wind chime flew towards the demon and asked excitedly and curiously:
"I have a soul, right? What can my soul be exchanged for?"
The demon looked the wind chime up and down, his eyes flashed red, and gave the answer:
"Miss, your soul can be exchanged for two stainless steel basins."
As he spoke, the devil conjured two stainless steel basins.
"What?" Feng Chime's eyes widened.
"Don't be fooled by the wind chime, don't be tempted by the price offered by the devil." Russell quickly reminded his contracted spirit body, "This is a scam. You are the soul body yourself. If you sacrifice your soul to it, then It’s like your entire body has been captured, and the devil can directly take back the stainless steel basin given to you.”
Russell said with emotion:
"The devil is so cunning. He promises rewards that he doesn't even intend to pay!"
"Russell, this is not the point at all. How could I agree to such a deal?" Feng Chime roared and stared at the devil angrily:
"Are you sure my soul is of this value? Did you read that correctly?"
The demon was stunned for a moment, his eyes glowed red again, and he looked at the wind chime again.
"Sorry, miss, there was an error in the estimate just now."
After the devil finished speaking, he took back a stainless steel basin.
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5.
"Subway, recently I feel that extraordinary people should use the power of thermal weapons more than ordinary people. Why is it that whether in our world or in various novels, animations, and movies, after having extraordinary power attack methods? , everyone uses magic to fight against enemies, instead of using thermal weapons?"
"Russell, what's the origin of your logic? Do you draw guns just because I have nothing to do? As the extraordinary ability becomes stronger and stronger, doesn't the destructive power of guns become weaker and weaker?"
"Subway, in first grade, why did you use a Desert Eagle as a weapon instead of a lighter, less powerful pistol?"
"Please, I am a transcendent. With my power, there is no need to worry about the Desert Eagle's reaction force!"
"So this is the truth. The lethality of modern thermal weapons is beyond the standard. The more powerful the extraordinary, the greater the strength and the stronger the load-bearing capacity. The more thermal weapons should be used! Like Metal Storm to attack ordinary people Isn’t an impractical weapon just right for fighting extraordinary people?”
"Wait a minute..." Subway sat on the chair and fell into deep thought. After thinking for a while, he raised his head:
"What you said seems to make sense."
——This is the beginning of the thermal weapons revolution in the extraordinary world.
Three years later.
In the middle of a civil war among a large witchcraft family.
"Damn it, the opponent used heat pressure bombs! To be able to carry so many heat pressure bombs on his back, he must have blessed himself with a power-increasing spell."
"Careful, it's napalm!"
"Where is the Skeleton Team operating Gatling? Have they been completely wiped out?"
"All members of the third team are charging with dual-wielding Barretts, everyone, hold on!"
"..."
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