Make France Great Again

"Sissi, tell me honestly! Did you not go fishing often when you were in Bavaria?"

Jérôme Bonaparte asked Queen Elizabeth in a serious manner. He remembered some metaphysical rumors in the fishing world.

"No! When I was in Bavaria, I often accompanied my father on fishing?" Queen Elizabeth Yin shook her head with a hint of confusion in her eyes. She didn't understand what Jerome Bonaparte was going to say.

"This is wrong!" Jérôme Bonaparte muttered in a low voice, and he fell into self-doubt again.

"What's wrong? Your Majesty!

"Queen Augusta on the side said while gently pulling the fishing rod.

A carp weighing about one and a half kilograms was caught by Queen Augusta.

"It's poisonous!" Jérôme Bonaparte looked at the carp in the sun with wide eyes and subconsciously complained.

"Your Majesty, I have caught two!" Queen Augusta stretched out two fingers with a happy smile on her face.

"I..." Jérôme Bonaparte felt something stuck in his throat. He glanced at his motionless fishing rod and began to wonder if someone was releasing fish for the two of them underwater.

Otherwise, there is no way to explain why they belong to the same water area and can catch fish, but they can't see the shadow of the fish alive or dead.

Could it be said that the fish also depends on the food?

Jérôme Bonaparte secretly teased him.

"Your Majesty, have you not caught one now?" Elizabeth Yin, who was standing aside, also showed a happy smile and spoke to "remind" Jérôme Bonaparte.

"Tch!" Jérôme Bonaparte pretended to be dismissive and replied with full fighting spirit: "Just wait for me, I will definitely catch more fish than both of you!"

Having said that, Jérôme Bonaparte decisively chose to stop and go elsewhere. He felt that he had no advantage at all here.

The two of them are probably still in the "newbie protection period". If you stay with them, you will only be defeated by their metaphysics.

Under the eyes of Queen Augusta and Queen Elizabeth, Jérôme Bonaparte arrived at a location more than 100 meters away from them.

"This way we won't be affected by them!" Jérôme Bonaparte said as he started threading the bait and setting out the line.

After a while, there was indeed a silly fish willing to bite the hook.

"Here it comes!" Jérôme Bonaparte said excitedly.

After hearing the noise from Jérôme Bonaparte, Yin Elizabeth and Augusta in the distance ran to his side to see Jérôme Bonaparte's achievements.

"Let me just say..." Just when Jérôme Bonaparte turned around and announced triumphantly that he could catch a big fish, the fish hanging on the hook surfaced.

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

Augusta and Elizabeth Yin beside Jerome Bonaparte laughed out loud at the same time, and Jerome Bonaparte also felt something was wrong.

Why doesn’t my fishing rod feel any change in weight?

Jérôme Bonaparte looked towards the fishhook and saw that the big fish on the hook seemed to have been exposed by the sun and turned into a small fish weighing less than half a kilogram.

"Your Majesty, the fish you caught is really big!" Queen Augusta said with her lips pursed, Jerome Bonaparte said.

"That's right! Your Majesty!" Elizabeth Yin responded to Jérôme Bonaparte, still laughing heartily.

She hadn't been this happy for a long time.

"This is just a mistake!" Jérôme Bonaparte said with some embarrassment, "Next time! Next time I will definitely be able to let you see the big fish!"

Jérôme Bonaparte untied the fishhook hanging from the fish's mouth and cursed with a smile: "Glutty! Go back to your fish pond!"

Then Jerome Bonaparte threw it hard, and the small fish drew a graceful arc in the air and fell into the water with a "pop".

Then, Jérôme Bonaparte loaded the hook with bait again, and then released the line and threw it into the water.

Under the gaze of Augusta and Elizabeth Yin, he sat cross-legged without caring about his appearance, posing like an old monk in meditation, quietly waiting for the fish to come.

Seeing this, Elizabeth Yin and Queen Augusta also returned to their respective positions to continue fishing.

Two hours passed quickly, and Count Genel finally led a group of cavalry to find Jerome Bonaparte.

"Your Majesty!" Count Genel came to Jérôme Bonaparte out of breath and said respectfully.

"Yes!" Jérôme Bonaparte nodded indifferently, and then he stood up and said, "Thank you for your hard work!"

"This is what I should do!" Count Genel responded humbly, and then asked Jerome Bonaparte: "Your Majesty, I think you must have gained a lot today!"

Jerome Bonaparte had an awkward smile on his face. During these two hours, Jerome Bonaparte only caught one fish.

Just when Jérôme Bonaparte was about to respond to Count Grenell, the sound of "plop" water came from the distance again.

Jérôme Bonaparte and Count Genel looked in the direction of Augusta, and saw a fish hooked on Queen Augusta's hook again.

"Sister Augusta, which number are you on!" Yin Lisabai shouted loudly.

"It's the fourth one! Sissi, what about you!" Augusta responded, and then asked Yin, Elizabeth?

"Me too!" Yin Lisabai also replied.

This time, Jerome Bonaparte's expression became even more embarrassing. He pointed at Augusta and Elizabeth Yin and said to Count Grenell: "Did you see it? They are the ones who have really gained a lot!"

After hearing this, Count Genel immediately comforted Jérôme Bonaparte and said: "Your Majesty, fishing is a kind of entertainment! It doesn't matter if you catch more or less!"

"I know!" Jérôme Bonaparte replied to Count Gugnaire, and then asked Count Gugnaire, "By the way! How did you prepare the lunch I asked you to prepare!"

"Your Majesty! I have brought it to you!" Count Grenell immediately responded to Jérôme Bonaparte, "The location is in a wooden house nearby!"

"You are thoughtful!" Jerome Bonaparte nodded. He was very satisfied with Count Grenell's arrangement.

"You're flattered!" Count Grenell responded humbly.

Now that Count Grenell has made arrangements, Jérôme Bonaparte naturally began to shout to Elizabeth Yin and Augusta in the distance, "Two ladies, lunch is ready! Let's go together Enjoy your lunch!”

After hearing Jérôme Bonaparte's call, Augusta and Elizabeth immediately closed their poles and slowly oiled in front of Jérôme Bonaparte.

Jérôme and Bonaparte rode together and arrived near the wooden house under the escort of Count Grenell and Austrian cavalry.

On a dining table covered with a red tablecloth, there was a dazzling array of delicacies.

"Didn't I tell you that you don't need so much?" Jérôme Bonaparte frowned and said to Count Grenell, "How can we finish eating so much!"

"Your Majesty Jérôme, His Majesty the Emperor specially asked me to prepare this for you!" Count Grenell explained quickly.

"Okay! Franz is interested!" Jerome Bonaparte and the three of them sat at the dining table and started eating.

Count Grenell and the Austrian cavalry also stood far away from Jerome Bonaparte and set up a cordon for them.

Elizabeth Yin, who was sitting nearby, saw this and whispered to Jérôme Bonaparte: "Your Majesty, should we ask them to come together!"

"It depends on what you mean! I don't have any objection anyway!" Jérôme Bonaparte smiled and said to Elizabeth Yin, "I was right! Augusta!"

"During that time, you almost turned the Tuileries Palace into a large military camp!" Augusta complained.

"Then it's decided!" Elizabeth Yin stood up and wanted to call Count Genel and the soldiers to come over for dinner.

"Wait a minute!" Jérôme Bonaparte stopped Elizabeth Yin, "Are you going to let us sit down and eat while they stand up?"

"No!" Elizabeth Yin shook her head and responded to Jérôme Bonaparte.

"Then move all the chairs and let's eat standing together!" Jerome Bonaparte stood up and said to Elizabeth Yin.

Jérôme and Bonaparte stood up at the same time and moved their chairs into the wooden house under the confused gaze of Count Gugnelle.

"Count Genel, come here!" Jérôme Bonaparte waved to Count Genel.

Count Gugnelle hurriedly came to Jérôme Bonaparte and asked him what his orders were.

"Let them come and eat together! The three of us can't finish all these things!" Jerome Bonaparte pointed to the food on the table and said to Count Grenell.

"Your Majesty, this is not in line with etiquette!" Count Gugnelle said to Jérôme Bonaparte.

"Etiquette!" Jérôme Bonaparte smiled disdainfully, "Count Grenell, this is not the Hofburg Palace. I have the final say in everything! Do you understand? And the Queen of your country also has the final say. Agree to do this!”

"That's right! Mr. Count Genel, come here quickly!" Elizabeth Yin said to Count Genel with a smile.

"Yes, Your Majesty!" Count Grenell followed Jerome Bonaparte's order and called all the Austrian cavalry over for dinner.

The Austrian cavalry, who had never sat at the same dining table with the emperor, had excited expressions on their faces. The entire picnic took about an hour in total.

After eating and drinking, Jérôme Bonaparte asked Count Gresnel if there was any hunting place nearby. Count Gosnel told Jerome Bonaparte that hunting could be done four kilometers away from here.

"I have decided that hunting will be my afternoon activity!" Jerome Bonaparte said to Count Gugnelle.

"Your Majesty, we are not carrying shotguns!" Count Grenell responded to Jérôme Bonaparte.

"Shotgun! Isn't that what you are carrying on your back?" Jérôme Bonaparte pointed at the Austrian cavalry and said to Count Grenell.