Male God’s Freestyle Flirting

"No," Tang Xia made a grimace, and jumped away laughing, "If you tell me to shut up, I'll shut up. Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me?"

"Your face?" Han Yu smiled, "If you didn't have me in the self-study class today, your face would have been lost in the Pacific Ocean."

Tang Xia choked and was speechless.

Sure enough, there was still a certain gap between her and Han Yu in terms of poisonous tongue.

"Then I thank you?" The girl shook her head, her eyes were full of narrowness and amusement, "Thank you, Han Yu."

The young man had no expression on his face, and abruptly accepted the thank you, and politely replied: "You're welcome, I know you a little better."

"What?" Tang Xia was surprised.

Han Yu turned around and waved his hands with his back to the girl, his faint voice seemed to be there.

"I probably have a grasp of your menstrual cycle."

"..."

Tang Xia was so embarrassed that she wanted to dig a hole in the ground and get in!

He can still say it in a high-sounding manner?

Looking at the back of Han Yu going away, Tang Xia sighed, wondering why such a good male **** has developed into such a thing now.

Is it the annihilation of human nature, or the degeneration of morality...

She regretted slightly, but Han Yu on the other end didn't feel much change in himself, and only returned to the team with a smile.

Qi Hui leaned on the basketball hoop, holding the ball in both hands, and looked at the boy with ambiguous eyes, "Hey, let me say, what a coincidence, Tang Xia went to the bathroom in class, and you just happened to have a stomachache?"

"Impossible?" Han Yu raised his eyebrows and asked back, rubbing his stomach in a pretentious manner, "I ate badly in the morning."

Qi Hui waited for him to finish speaking calmly, "Oh", before saying: "But I remember, you never eat in the morning, what did you eat that ruined your stomach? Air?"

After being dismantled so bluntly, Han Yu was not annoyed, and continued to lie without changing his face or beating his heart.

"I drank water."

"..." Qi Hui was speechless, and finally used two words to describe his evaluation of Han Yu, "You are ruthless."

"Wonderful praise." Han Yu answered quickly.

"Tch," Qi Hui snorted lightly, and a little complacency began to show on his face, "I seem to have heard just now that you sneaked into the women's restroom?"

As soon as the words fell, Han Yu suddenly turned around!

"Damn!" Qi Hui was taken aback by the young man's sharp eyes, "You want to scare me to death!"

"Where did you hear that?" Han Yu's face sank, the basketball in his hand was squeezed tightly, as if he was pinching the head of the "rumor maker".

Qi Hui shrugged his shoulders and didn't care much, "I just followed that group of people who had sex, and I heard it by accident, why, it can't be true, right?" He thought it was just a joke at first, but now seeing Han Yu's reaction is so strong , Can't help but also froze.

Han Yu's voice was almost squeezed out from between his teeth, "Shut up, too."

It's a **** of a day, everyone is mad at him.

The boy was full of anger, raised his hand and slammed the basketball, put on his school uniform and went out of the gymnasium.

"Han Yu, where are you going?" Qi called back to him.

"Stomach hurts, go to the men's toilet!"

He emphasized every word.

Qi Hui couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Then at noon that day, Han Yu once again "fired" in No. 1 Middle School.

A forum post titled "It is said that the male **** has a stomachache, so painful that he went to the wrong toilet?", the number of replies is increasing at an alarming rate.

Han Yu also couldn't figure it out. It's broad daylight, so many people don't go to class? Been staring at the forum?

Not only watching, but also bored enough to open such an idiot topic?

He is very angry.

But can't show it.

Even if the classmates around him covered their mouths and secretly laughed, Qi Hui boldly and even raised the phone to Han Yu's eyes openly, he didn't show a trace of sullenness.

Because Han Yu was worried that they thought he was "angry from embarrassment".

That's why the young man maintained a rare self-cultivation, and silently answered anyone's questions with an indifferent look.

Tang Xia read the news from Fu Han's mobile phone. She didn't dare to laugh, or dare to laugh in front of Han Yu. She just lay down on the table and turned her face to Fu Han, her eyes narrowed like a little fox. cunning.

The number of replies is still increasing exponentially, and everyone walks in a "hahahahaha" formation very tacitly.

What's even more frightening is that some alumni who are not afraid of death simply posted a Han Yu emoji...

The teenager in that picture is playing a game. The orange basketball has just left his fingertips, and the whole person stays in mid-air. His slender body bends in an astonishing arc, so handsome that people can't take their eyes off it.

Then, the alumni who made trouble added a line of words to the picture——

"Laugh again and I'll hit you with a basketball."

It's obviously a static picture and static text, but Tang Xia seems to read something... coquettish?

She pursed her lips, frowned, and silently felt sorry for Han Yu for a second.

This picture is very good, Tang Xia saved it when she was going home.

That afternoon, the entire sixth physics class showed a kind of abnormal excitement, except for the object of everyone's ridicule——Han Yu.

"Hurry up and run."

After class, Han Yu rushed to Tang Xia's seat, left the classroom without stopping after saying a word, so fast that she almost didn't hear his voice clearly.

It can be seen that the young man has suffered a lot today.

Tang Xia burst into tears from laughing, the more she laughed, the more uncomfortable her stomach was, but she couldn't help it.

After finally packing her schoolbag, she trotted to the playground, and at a glance she saw Han Yu wearing white short sleeves, slowly circling on the track.

"Can't you rest today?" Tang Xia waited for Han Yu at the corner, saw him jogging over, and raised her voice, "I'm not feeling well."

"I saw that you laughed so happily in the afternoon, and I didn't think you were uncomfortable."

Han Yu frowned and taunted Tang Xia.

so vindictive...

The girl muttered, and shouted to Han Yu who passed by like a gust of wind: "Then you have to run four laps today?"

"Do the preparatory activities by yourself, and if you procrastinate, it will be five laps." The boy's pleasant voice filled his ears.

Tang Xia was discouraged and confessed.

Does he really not know that girls cannot exercise vigorously during their menstrual period? Or is it purely "revenge" for "mocking" that she was actually kind?

Tang Xia is also a very face-saving person, and sometimes likes to be brave, and I don't know who inherited this.

So since Han Yu stimulated her so much, she held her breath and decided to finish running even on her knees!

The girl did a simple leg press, and after standing on the starting line, she felt a dull pain in her stomach. She frowned, took a deep breath, and ran out bravely.

At that time, Han Yu had already run two laps silently by himself, and after catching up with Tang Xia, he did not speak, nor did she.

The two were so speechless.

After running down in a circle, the face of the girl beside her was flushed and her breathing became short of breath.

Han Yu finally couldn't bear it, leaned close to her, and said softly—

"Forget it, just run two laps."