Maoshan Ghostbusters

<!--The beginning of the chapter content--> I looked down and felt uncomfortable. The outside of the thing was like an egg, it was a layer of white, but it was not the yolk or the chicken. I've eaten it, but it's not like this. I took a closer look at the chaotic and unknown thing and found that it was a mass of internal organs, with intestines, a belly, and a small heart.

If there is a mass of internal organs in that thing, what is it?

I was dumbfounded and grabbed my scalp and said, "Weakly ask, is this a fried egg?"

Tingtong smiled so much that the snake meat he ate just now spurted out.

Wipe, sprayed my face.

Hu Xian'er burst into laughter again.

For some reason, I dislike her more and more now.

I wiped the meat crumbs from my face in embarrassment, and finally understood what a strong smile is.

Even though I wanted to blow Hu Xian'er's head very much, I tilted my head and smiled cutely at her.

At that moment, even I felt very cheap.

Xiaotong finally laughed enough, and wiped his mouth to explain, "That thing is not fried eggs, it is called egg maggots. After the general animal rots, the raw maggots are very small. Only the corpses of the beasts rot can give birth to such egg maggots. .

By the way, Master, you and Mrs. Xian'er really have a good taste. The other day I had nothing to do, and I wandered around and found a stubborn corpse. When I saw the egg maggots squirming on its body, don’t mention the excitement in my heart. Up. I grabbed a lot and brought them back to the well under the tree..."

Tingtong’s words were not finished yet, and I felt that I couldn’t hold on even the reluctant sneer. I finally understood what I saw in the well when I came. Fortunately, I didn’t drink the water from that well. .

However, the nausea of ​​eating half of a maggot came out of my stomach, even though it was a maggot born from a rotting beast, I still felt very sick.

Tingtong shook his head when he saw me, pointed out the window, and motioned for me to vomit outside.

I opened the window and vomited all at once.

After vomiting, I felt like I was completely hollowed out, my eyes were black, and I fell to the ground.

When I woke up, I saw that they were still drinking, Ting Tong and Sun Sang were drunk, Hu Xian'er was dancing to cheer, she had been so drunk, she danced and danced a whole mad woman writhing, walking slantingly. , Hit the wall for a while, hit the corner of the table for a while.

Only heard a clatter, the flowing skirt belt fell over a few plates, and the plates fell to the ground and broke into several pieces. The frogs, lizards and caterpillars in the plates were instantly free, and they were shocked to crawl around.

Upon seeing this, Sun Sang applauded vigorously, "Okay, okay."

As a result, Hu Xian'er danced more joyfully.

To be precise, it is more joyful twist.

She kicked off her shoes and danced more wildly and wildly with a pair of white golden lotus naked.

Tingtong was busy catching frogs, lizards and caterpillars crawling all over the floor, and stuffed them directly into his mouth when he caught them, without even dipping the sauce. It is estimated that it is too late to dip the sauce, because there are too many small animals crawling around on the ground.

"It's a pity, it's a pity, these delicacies are the fruits of my master's hard work for a long time." Tingtong complained vaguely while stuffing delicacies in his mouth.

Taiyang Sang drank the wine in the cup with his neck up, then walked to Hu Xian'er, dragged her to dance together, and the handsome men and beautiful girls affixed them affectionately, and made lewd smiles from time to time.

They won't do that kind of thing in front of me and Tingtong...

On the one hand, I was worried that they would take further action, on the other hand, I very much hope that they will continue to do it.

My eyes really don't know where to look, but I can't help but stare straight at them.

Sun Sang hugged Hu Xian'er and looked at her affectionately. Hu Xian'er took off the white peony silk flower pinned to her head and gently touched Sun Sang's cheeks, nose and ears with the petals. In the end, the silk flower stopped on his angular lips, stalking there circle after circle.

Sun Sang was finally tickled, and he picked Hu Xian'er and walked towards the stairs.

Wucao, do these two dog men and women finally know their shame? I was looking forward to the follow-up and cursed unwillingly.

I stared enviously at their backs, and just as Sun Sang turned upstairs, I saw a strange thing.

A fluffy red tail emerged from under Hu Xian'er's skirt.

A tail!

I'm not dazzled.

I rubbed my eyes and wanted to take a closer look with the past, but I was grabbed by the boy and kicked to the ground.

"What are you doing? Ugly guys, handsome men and beautiful women are born to be a couple. Tonight, they are going to be a bridal chamber. What are you going to do with them? Do not pee to see how you look. Don't follow up to find a fight. The master has a very temperament. Bad."

"No, she has..."

Before I uttered the word "tail", I was punched in the face, and I felt like the sky was spinning, my eyes were staring at Venus, and I fell to the ground.

"Ugly guys, don't look at their looks. People Xianer want to have a figure and a good looks. You are only worthy of being beaten back."

After being so tossed by Zitong, Sun Sang went upstairs to spend the spring evening with the beauty in her arms.

I looked at the empty stairs, hoping that I was just dazzled.

With a bang, Ting Tong put an empty wine jar in front of me.

"Catch all the living creatures on the ground into this jar. Master will eat tomorrow. You are not allowed to sleep tonight. Clean up here. Master will get up tomorrow morning for inspection. If it is not cleaned up, take care of your flesh."

After talking, Tingtong yawned, beat his back, walked into the interior of the first floor, and closed the door. After a while, there was a thunderous snoring sound from inside.

At this time, Hu Xianer's groans and laughter came from the second floor.

The voices upstairs and downstairs sang together, as if they had been discussed.

I knelt on the ground, watching the frogs, lizards and caterpillars crawling all over the floor, I wanted to cry without tears.

I stretched out my hand to catch the frog, and the frog croaked and jumped away. When the lizard saw me coming, it stabbed all over the roof. It took a long time and only caught a few caterpillars.

Nima, what kind of evil did I do? I was forced to do such a disgusting work.

I listened to the ****ing upstairs, and the snoring of the children downstairs, thinking that it is better to take advantage of this dark night to leave.

Determined, I walked to the door softly.

There was a black hole outside the door, and I couldn't see my fingers. Can you make more pits? The moon is also on vacation tonight.

With the faintly visible starlight, I hugged the bronze trunk tightly, intending to slip to the end with just one thorn.

At this moment, someone patted me on the shoulder.

I screamed in surprise and fell from the tree.