Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement

I saw Lu Yu looked at Bingbing lying on the ground with a puzzled face,

"Bingbing, what's wrong with you?"

"More than two years!"

"I have been friends with her for more than two years, but in the end it can't make up for the price difference of one dollar!"

"Could it be that my relationship experience is not tragic enough?"

"Whoever is worse than me, who is worse than me!"

"I have been so traumatized, but you are still laughing here, do you still have any sympathy!!"

puff!!

It's fine if Lu Yu doesn't say that,

As soon as this remark came out,

Everyone almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!

Bingbing even stopped laughing,

With a kind of utter resentment,

Angry and want to laugh, staring at Lu Yu!

Nima!

You treat all of us as the sixth child, fooling around every day!

As a result, you still don’t know how to repent,

On the contrary, they beat back,

Blame us for not being sympathetic...

I sympathize with you der!!

You just take the bus, and they ask you to pay an extra dollar, what is there to be sympathetic about!!

Even Bingbing's good temper,

I couldn't bear it now,

I made a complaint about Lu Yu in my heart!

In the live broadcast room, let alone the audience.

"God Feather, come here, I promise I won't beat you to death!"

"It can't be done, I let him get so angry that I have a myocardial infarction, someone can call an ambulance for me!"

"You still have the nerve to say that you are miserable, you are miserable, I said Brother Yu, just take the bus and sit comfortably, don't add so many emotional dramas to yourself!"

"It's full of inner drama, but it's actually nothing! Bah!"

"That's right, even though I'm your big fan, but this time, I can't help but want to beat you to death!"

"It's too cheap, Yushen is making it clear that he is cheap and good-looking, and he is pretending to be innocent here. In fact, in his heart, he probably saw that we were all fooled." He has already gone crazy with joy

"

"That's right, he has been fooling us from the very beginning!"

in the live room,

There was a lot of complaints.

But really,

Although everyone is talking about Lu Yu's operation at this time,

Expressing disdain is no good.

In fact, there is no dislike in my heart, but I like Lu Yu even more.

His humor and wit,

Once again, the original serious topic,

Bring success to the side!

This has also brought many people long-lost happiness and relaxation!

in the shot.

It took Bingbing a long time before she calmed down, and said with a helpless smile,

"Lu Yu, can't you be more serious!"

"I'm asking you a question!"

"Don't you really have no emotional experience?"

"Wow!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Yu immediately said,

"Actually, I still have a relationship experience that has been deeply buried in my heart. Do you want to listen?"

"I promise this time it's not about the female bus driver!"

"It's with another woman!"

"oh?"

Bing Bing was taken aback,

Then he asked with great vigilance,

Have you ever dated a female E-style?"

"Have you confirmed your relationship?"

"Is that the kind of boyfriend-girlfriend relationship?"

obviously.

Bingbing was really scared by Lu Yu's brain hole.

Quickly ask first,

This time Lu Yu and the other party,

Is it a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship?

As for Lu Yu,

He shook his head and sighed,

"Not boyfriend and girlfriend."

"She and I haven't developed to that point yet, so they broke up with me."

"She was the one who chased me first!"

"It's in an Internet cafe."

I go!

inside the Internet cafe,

Girl chasing Lu Yu?!

Bingbing's eyes brightened upon hearing the words,

I feel that there should be real melons to eat this time,

Quickly curious,

"Why did you break up?"

"She chased you, did you not agree?"

"That's not true. I actually wanted to agree at the time, because the girl is also very beautiful, and her voice is very gentle."

"At first glance, she looks like the kind of girl from a scholarly family!"

A flash of memory appeared on Lu Yu's face again,

Slowly said:

"That was when I was in college. At that time, I went to an Internet cafe with a few sons in the dormitory to play hackers."

"In the middle of the game, a beautiful girl suddenly came over and patted me on the shoulder."

"She said she wanted to add me on WeChat."

"Then asked me if I had a girlfriend."

"If I didn't have a girlfriend, she said she wanted to see me everywhere."

Recalling the scene at that time,

Lu Yu was also a little surprised,

"I was wondering why she fell in love with me at first sight."

"Because I'm a bit handsome, but I have self-knowledge and know that I'm not handsome enough to make this kind of pretty girl take the initiative to be my girlfriend.

"So I asked her why she wanted to get along with me."

"Then, she told me that she had been sitting on the computer opposite to these people in our dormitory before.

"She said, when we were playing games, the adopted sons in my dormitory were full of bad words, and they would curse while playing games, but I was the only one who was always quiet."

"She thought I was very qualified and educated.

"She said she liked my type."

"That's why I mustered up the courage to add me on WeChat."

As soon as Lu Yu said this.

Bingbing nodded involuntarily.

Uh-huh!

This time, it sounds like there is really nothing wrong with it!

as a girl,

Bingbing actually doesn't like it very much,

Those boys who swear and curse when they play games!

In comparison,

When Lu Yu is playing games, he is a quiet boy.

It is indeed more educated,

It can also make girls feel good!

Thinking of this,

Bingbing hurriedly asked again,

"Isn't it good, so why did you break up again?"

"Speaking of this..."

Embarrassment suddenly appeared on Lu Yu's face,

"Ahem, isn't it because I was too honest at the time, my brain froze, and I told the truth!"

"Scared the girl away!"

"Wechat hasn't been added yet, just turned around and abandoned me!"

"Oh? What truth did you tell?"

Bingbing asked curiously.

Lu Yu helplessly explained,

"Actually, it's nothing..."

"I told that girl, I said they scolded you.

"And then... and then there is no more!"

"The girl turned her head and left!"

After listening to Lu Yu's explanation.

Bingbing was stunned for a moment.

Is it you who scolded?

What does it mean?

I froze in place for two seconds,

Bingbing didn't even react.

And at the same time.

In the live broadcast room, there are many viewers with quick brains,

Already laughing outrageously!

"Hahahaha, I knew it, I knew Yushen must have no serious experience to talk about, and sure enough, this is another Tianxiu!"

"What do you mean? I don't quite understand, why are you scolding the Feather God?"

"Hahaha, you still don't understand?"

"Why did that girl join Yushen WeChat? Isn't it because when playing games, everyone else is full of bad words, but Yushen is the only one who is quiet? The girl thinks that Yushen is very talented, but the real situation is because he is too skilled. , Those people are scolding him, as a badass, how can he have the face to scold others!"

"Crap, I'm careless, this time, even though I'm mentally prepared for a reversal, I still can't dodge it!!"

"Girl: Hello, I'm sitting across from you. When you play games, you are the only one who doesn't swear, so I think you are very quiet and have quality!"

"Yu Shen: They're scolding me... Puff ha ha ha!"

"It's not that Yushen has quality, it's that he has no face to scold, I'm dying of laughter!"

"What I want to say is that the girl must have been more embarrassed than Lu Yu at the time. She thought she had found true love, but in the end she found a jerk!"

"Lu Yu: I didn't perform well this time, if I wait until others perform poorly, I will scold them harder than them!"

"Hahaha, this time I really feel sorry for Brother Yu. A relationship is over before it even begins!"

in the live room,

Since the camera came to Lu Yu's side,

Almost never stopped laughing.

Lu Yu's answer again and again,

Always surprises and delights everyone!

Especially his two relationship experiences,

more outrageous than the other,

It's a stomach ache from laughing!

Others talk about past emotional experiences,

It's all snot and bitter tears,

It makes the speaker sad, and the hearer weeps.

But after arriving at Lu Yu's place,

The painting style is completely reversed!

at this time,

Bing Bing in front of the camera,

I finally realized what was going on,

Said dumbfoundedly,

"Lu Yu, I'm really convinced by you!"

"What kind of messy emotional experiences are you having?"

"Forget it, I won't ask you any more!"

"If you keep asking, I guess I'm going to die laughing at you!"

Bingbing made a look of being defeated.

I really dare not ask any more!

Now she's laughing so hard her stomach hurts.

ask further,

If Lu Yu talks about this kind of emotional experience again,

I'm afraid she really can't hold back the laughter!

By the time,

Her screen goddess image,

But it completely collapsed!

exactly at this time,

She also received instructions from the director's team in her ears,

Let her pause the filming here.

after all

This is a wedding show,

It's been too long to shoot on Lu Yu's side,

You have to give the audience a change of taste.

then,

Bingbing took the opportunity to smile at the camera and Lu Yu and said,

"The big challenge for singles is now completely over!"

……ask for flowers…

"I announce that Lu Yu has officially won the chance to be single for zero yuan!"

"However, due to the time limit of the program."

"Cut away for a while now!"

"It's just right, let Lu Yu take advantage of this time to think about what kind of gift he wants to choose for himself during the zero-yuan shopping session!"

Bingbing finished.

The camera cut directly to the studio hall.

in the auditorium,

Teacher He came back when he saw the camera,

Hastily put away the expression of covering his stomach and laughing just now,

revert to suave

look,

"Hello, audience friends, welcome back!"

"Hahaha, Teacher He, to tell you the truth, we actually don't want to come back at all!"

"Yes, being at Feather God's side, it's really joyful!"

"To be honest, I wasn't happy at all today, but after watching Yushen for a while, I'm happy!"

"Hey, hey, why did you cut it away, I haven't seen enough!"

"I'm still waiting to see Lu Yu's performance when he buys for zero yuan!"

"Hey, Yushen's single zero yuan purchase must be very exciting, but I don't know what gift he will choose for himself!"

"No way, no way, he won't buy a doll, then Bingbing will be embarrassed when he pays the bill!"

"The baby is fine, but what I'm most afraid of is that Lu Yu will bring back a meat ganoderma......"

Although the camera has been cut back,

But in the studio,

Everyone was still discussing about Lu Yu's affairs.

Many people have already started to post on the barrage,

guess up,

Later when Lu Yu buys for zero yuan,

What kind of gift will you choose?

Teacher He saw this,

Can't help but shake his head and sigh.

have to admit,

Lu Yu's personal charm is really too strong!

Don't talk about the audience,

Even his host,

I have fallen in love with this post-00 young man in my heart!

make friends with such a person,

Life must be full of fun!

but,

Not everyone can accept Lu Yu's character and attitude towards life.

like...

Three experts in the studio hall!

Thinking of this,

Teacher He secretly glanced at the three experts sitting next to him.

Sure enough, it was found that

At this moment the ass of these three experts,

are about to leave the bench,

All of them have dark old faces,

A posture that can't wait to start spraying immediately!

"Friends in the audience, let's give Lu Yu a period of time to let him think carefully about what gift to choose."

Teacher He hurriedly said,

"At the same time, I see that the experts seem to have something to say about Lu Yu's performance just now.

"How about, let's listen to what the experts say about Lu Yu first!"

expert reviews,

This is one of the procedures stipulated by the program.

Even if Mr. He doesn't want to listen, there's nothing he can do about it.

can only give the right to speak,

handed over to experts.

Unexpectedly, Mr. He

As soon as my own voice fell,

Immediately, an expert stood up from the chair with a quick rub!

fast,

It's almost like someone put a nail in his ass!

The expert who stood up was Zhang Quan.

Zhang Quan and Lu Yu are old enemies!

Before Lu Yu was in the live broadcast room,

Because of the problem of staying up late, the expert who was angry was Zhang Liang

When Lu Yu went to the club for a massage,

It was also Zhang Quan who got angry here,

Criticize the life style of young people!

at this time,

He stood up again,

and look,

Even darker than before!

I can tell,

He was very emotional at this time, and his dissatisfaction with Lu Yu was also very strong!

And Zhang Quan's first sentence,

Also very aggressive!

"Let me tell you what I think about Lu Yu first!"

"I think Lu Yu is like a big hedgehog covered in thorns!"

"I have lived such a big life, and I have been an expert for decades!"

"But, it's also the first time I've seen such a big thorn head!"

"He no longer only has alternative and distorted ideas about marriage!"

"Even in other respects, too!"

"It's also full of sharp thorns!"

"Let's not talk about the two relationship experiences he mentioned at the end, how outrageous they are!"

"Just talk about his answers to the three questions prepared by the program team!"

"Those three answers, can they also be counted as answers?"

"It's clear that he was talking nonsense, talking nonsense there!"

Speaking of which,

Zhang Quan couldn't help reaching out to help his old waist.

just fell off the chair,

His old waist still hurts from the fall!

Also because of this,

Has his attitude toward Lu Yu changed even worse?!