Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement
78. Lu Yu Is A Traffic Star? The Fire Is Out Of The Circle! Men Are Not Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
After today's shooting mission is over.
Lu Yu's side,
Bingbing and the staff of the program team were also preparing to evacuate.
Come back before eight o'clock tomorrow morning.
"Lu Yu, see you tomorrow!"
"Yeah, see you tomorrow!"
Bingbing smiled and waved her hands,
Then he left Lu Yu's house in the special car of the program group with everyone.
as soon as they leave,
Lu Yu also immediately got up from the sofa and started packing his fishing tackle.
We were talking about fishing just now,
He was itchy for a while,
obviously,
This is going to be can't wait to find somewhere to go fishing.
as a bachelor,
He had nothing to do anyway,
No one cares about him,
If you want to fish, of course you can go directly.
No need to procrastinate!
There is no need to be like those men photographed on the Internet, every time they go fishing, they have to carry their wives behind their backs and go out secretly.
It's just fishing, and you have to find all kinds of reasons!
It's just too miserable!
at the same time.
Just when Lu Yu went fishing in high spirits,
There is another uproar on the Internet!
hot search list,
A hot search turned out!
The title is also very inspiring!
[Shocked! It turns out that boys spend so much money when they are in a relationship, thank you Lu Yu for persuading me to rein in the precipice! 】
Many viewers who have watched the live broadcast of the program before,
The moment I saw this post,
Naturally, I understand,
What's in it!
After clicking on,
is a video,
In the video, Lu Yu is talking freely!
"Think about it, after being together, how much money do you have to spend as a boy!"
"Eat out, watch movies, buy bags, buy cosmetics, stay, pay rent, playgrounds, eat big meals, etc., which are squeezed out between couples, we don't count them!"
"January Chinese New Year, you have to give me red envelopes and lucky money?"
"Valentine's Day in February, if you don't take me outside to be romantic, it's unreasonable!"
"March Goddess Festival, April Spring Festival, this is not a small expense!"
"..."
whoever made this video,
know how to edit,
I specifically cut this section out,
In the end,
At the end of the video, he hung up his own salary records!
I saw that his monthly salary is around 15,000!
this level of wages,
In fact, it is quite high,
As a result, Yueyue is a moonlight clan!
He said he couldn't find the reason before,
Now I finally understand,
It turned out that after falling in love,
So much money to spend on girlfriends every month!
it's all over,
Girlfriend sometimes says she doesn't love him!
He is very grateful to Lu Yu,
Let him finally recognize the reality!
some accounts,
Usually no one will calculate,
But when Lu Yu calculated it clearly for everyone and said it out,
they understand
Before I knew it, it cost so much!
So many festivals, so many holidays,
Either a gift or a trip,
or go out to dinner,
If there is any money left,
That's so weird!!
And under this hot search,
The comment area has already been occupied by those male compatriots who have girlfriends!
At this time, one by one called for Lu Yu,
Simply not too high!
Yes,
At this time, Lu Yu is not only popular in that program,
online popularity,
Also very high!
In just over two days,
Lu Yu has been on so many hot searches,
such popularity,
It must have already attracted the attention and attention of countless netizens!
"It's so fucking real. As a poor person, you are not qualified to fall in love!"
"It's not that I don't know, but it's shocking. The family members don't know. The life of a man with a girlfriend is really bad. The key money is always not enough to spend!"
"When I was single, I had a lot of time and money. Now that I have a girlfriend, I have no time and no money!"
"If I had seen what Lu Yu said earlier, I would not have found a girlfriend!"
"Hahaha, yes, Yin is so scary!"
"What's more scary, do you know what it is?"
"What is it?"
"It's this video of Lu Yu, which came out on a marriage reminder program!"
"Pfft!!! How dare Lu Yu say these words on a marriage reminder program? How the hell should he be hammered to death by the director!"
"I, Yushen, didn't panic at all, the director is a fart, he even dared to fight the water ghost!"
"What is a water ghost?"
"Go and see for yourself, I can't tell you clearly, let me tell you this, Feather God will never let you down!"
With the continuous fermentation of hot searches on the Internet.
Lu Yu's fame,
It's getting louder too!
Counting the two hot searches at noon,
just today,
Lu Yu was on the hot search list three times!
Even some traffic stars,
I'm afraid there is no such treatment!
at the begining of,
It even misunderstood many people.
"Who is this Lu Yu? A little fresh meat created by capital, a traffic star?"
"Hehe, it must be, look at the heat!"
"Today, you bought three trending searches, right?!"
"It's so sad. Now this kind of traffic star is like a fly. You don't want to look at him, but he still flies in front of you. You can't block it even if you block it!"
"The rubbish of the times will be forgotten in a few days!"
"Lu Yu? I don't know, I haven't heard of it, I'm not interested!"
"Only those brainless fans like to chase after this kind of non-nutritious bright fish!
These people, without a doubt, are the so-called keyboard warriors and brother understanders.
I didn't even click on the hot search content to take a look,
Just because I saw Lu Yu's name frequently,
began to misunderstand and spread rumors,
Said that Lu Yu is a traffic star, some kind of fresh meat,
Those netizens who know Lu Yu on the Internet,
All pissed off!
"You guys have no brains, don't you have eyes? Just click on a trending search and see, Lu Yu is obviously an amateur!"
"?"
"Yeah, who told you that he is a traffic star or something, he is participating in a marriage urging show!"
"real or fake?"
"Stupid! I won't look at it myself!"
"Ahem, I looked at it just now, and I really made a mistake!"
"This show is not bad, my whole family likes Lu Yu very much, please don't gossip anymore, let's talk about it after watching it!"
As people continue to appear,
Rectify Lu Yu's name,
Those doubts on the Internet gradually faded away.
But even so,
There are still some brain damage,
In insisting that Lu Yu is the traffic created by capital alone,
Think Lu Yu is on the show now,
That is to increase popularity,
When the show is over,
It is estimated that he will debut in place or something.
For this,
Many netizens silently sent them an international gesture,
And cursed at the bottom.
Like Lu Yu,
Returning to debut?
Is it rare for people to debut in place!
Do you want to be a traffic star?
he is so lazy
I don't even bother to get up to get a melon seed,
You let him be a star?
puff!
I guess he would be depressed to death!
People don't bother to get involved in those messy things in the circle!
Really the entertainment industry, so noble,
Everyone wants to squeeze in?!
We Feather Gods are not rare!
have to say,
These netizens still know Lu Yu very well,
Know what Lu Yu wants,
Not that kind of life at all!
Leisure, freedom, comfort, enjoyment...
This is what Lu Yu pursues,
If you really want to be famous in Boli,
He won't be in front of the camera,
Showing such a casual and lazy state,
Rather, like some entertainers,
As soon as I saw the camera coming over,
He hurriedly showed himself a very hardworking and hardworking attitude,
Let's create a hypocritical character!
time flies.
In the blink of an eye, it was the next day.
As soon as eight o'clock in the morning,
In the studio hall, the lights were turned on instantly.
At the same time, various instruments,
They are also in working condition!
In front of the camera.
Teacher He stood there full of energy,
There is still such a slight embarrassment in the eyes that is not easy to detect!
ahem,
mainly,
Didn't he deliberately not mention the topic that Lu Yu said yesterday, "After falling in love, boys spend more money"?
After worrying about mentioning this matter,
It will make many boys more afraid of marriage.
He just put the remaining three things,
I made a summary.
After summarizing,
Immediately download it at the speed of light.
I thought I could get away with it,
I didn't expect the audience to be so sharp-eyed,
He was actually careful to expose it!
and,
As it happens that Lu Yu is also on the hot search,
The topic also happens to be this,
Together with Teacher He,
I was also pulled out by the audience to make fun of it,
The title is called․
【For decades, have you ever seen Mr. He who runs so fast?】
good guy,
At that time, Teacher He was taking a bath at home, and when he saw this topic,
Almost fell to the ground!
Fortunately, the heat did not rise in the end,
otherwise,
It's really embarrassing for me!
At this time, Teacher He sorted out his emotions,
Suppress the little embarrassment in my heart,
Let's get started!
"Dear viewers, welcome to watch today's "Marriage Observation of Three Generations" program."
"I'm the host, Xiao He!"
After Mr. He's opening,
Introduced the three experts again,
Here he walks the process,
The chief director, Sun Zhen, who was not far away, was shocked.
His eyes widened,
Staring at the data on the screen.
too crazy!
Are you sure there is nothing wrong with the background statistics?
Why did it just start broadcasting,
So many people came in!!
Yesterday's peak data,
The number of simultaneous online viewers is the highest, reaching nearly 10 million.
And at this time,
It only started broadcasting in just five minutes,
Almost catching up with yesterday's highest peak!
side assistant,
is a little calmer,
Silently opened Weibo on the phone and handed it to Sun Zhen.
Sun Zhen took the phone and looked at it,
immediately understood
up!
I go!!
Lu Yu!!
Lu Yu!!
Or what the hell Lu Yu!!
It should have been thought of earlier, this kid must be attracting the show again!
He has three out of ten trending searches!!
this popularity
this heat,
Directly make this program even more popular!!
Thinking of this,
Sun Zhen even felt a little sad,
motherfucker,
so bullying,
People's programs are all popular actors,
to myself,
but in reverse,
On the contrary, the program group wanted to take advantage of Lu Yu's popularity,
to raise awareness,
Who are you going to ask for an argument?
Just when chief director Sun Zhen was surprised, happy and depressed,
Mr. He,
Finally finished the opening process,
I saw him smile slightly,
".||Friends of the audience, let's not talk nonsense, now, let's go directly to the observation part!"
"This time, let's observe the post-90s first!"
"Let's see, what is their married life like today?!"
"Wait and see--
After Mr. He finished speaking,
The camera directly switched to the No. 2 family of the post-90s generation!
only,
The screen just turned around,
The audience heard a burst of scolding.
just see.
screen,
Li Bo, born in the 90s, has already put on decent clothes and leather shoes.
He still has a work bag in his hand.
He looked like he was going to go to work soon.
he at this time,
Facing the bleary-eyed Li Li, she frowned loudly and said,
"Li Li, it's already past eight o'clock!"
"I'm going to work soon!"
"Don't sleep in anymore!"
"If you don't want to go out and find a job, if you don't want to go to work, that's fine!"
"Get up and do housework, clean up the house."
"Little Treasure will wake up around 8:30, and he must drink milk powder when he wakes up!"
"Warm water must be used to make milk powder, and it should not exceed 38 degrees."
"You go to boil the water first, after boiling the water, open the lid and let it dry."
"After half an hour, the water temperature is almost just right!"
"Also, Xiao Bao's..."
before leaving,
Li Lei kept making arrangements for Li Li.
today is monday,
He is going to work.
After a big fight yesterday,
Li Bo's mentality has changed,
He is no longer what he was before,
Terrified of my wife,
And a man who endures everything,
endure everything,
That's not a man at all,
but Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
Why do I have to live so aggrieved!!
And at the same time.
After Li Li heard what Li Bo said,
is immediately stunned,
Immediately afterwards,
A nameless fire rose up!
According to the usual routine of life,
How could she get up so early!
It's just before eight o'clock,
was called out,
This made Li Li extremely annoyed,
In addition, before Li Lei left,
Arranged so many things for (Wang Dehao) her to do,
Li Li couldn't hold back all of a sudden,
immediately became angry,
"Li Lei, you, are you using me as your nanny!"
"You went to work, why bother me so much!"
"I can do whatever I want, do I need you to arrange it for me here!!"
"Also, what about breakfast?"
"Why didn't you prepare breakfast for me today?!"
"As for boiling water, you can't go to work after it's done, and you still have to wait for me to boil it?"
"I think you are trying to torment me deliberately!!"
obviously.
A woman like Li Li,
As some viewers said before,
I don't even know how to write the word repent.
In the past, Li Lei was kind to her,
She took it for granted,
And now,
People treat her a little bit badly,
She's getting upset again!
"Arrange things for you? If I don't arrange these things, would you do them!"
Unlike previous responses,
This time, Li Lei said directly and stubbornly,
"Who are you, you know better than anyone else!"
"Just talk about the garbage you made yesterday on the ground!"
"I won't arrange for you. When I come back from get off work, they will still be lying here!"
"Who are you waiting to clean up for you!"
"I'm not your horse, nor your cleaner. I have no obligation to follow your ass every day to clean up the garbage!"
"As for breakfast?"
"Hehehe, don't you know how to do it yourself!"
"I have to go to work in a hurry, I haven't eaten myself, how can I have time to cook for you?"
"If you like to eat, make it yourself, if you don't eat, you will be hungry!"
"There is still boiling water!"
"Don't you know how to boil water? What's wrong with me?"
"Life is two people living together, it's not that I finish all the work by myself, and let you enjoy the happiness there!"
"You have no hands or feet, and you can't boil water!!"
After Li Lei finished speaking,
He turned his head, opened the door and left the house.
Only Li Li was left alone, staring blankly at the direction Li Lei left, standing there dumbfounded.
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