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Originally heard Zhang Quan's previous remarks,

The audience is annoyed,

From the comments on the Internet,

To judge the real income of our young people in reality,

this method,

It's also really insane!

Can you really believe those online earners with an annual salary of one million?!

Do you dare to move your lofty ass,

Come to our grassroots for a practical inspection,

See if it's what you see online!!

And what left the audience speechless was that,

After pointing out Zhang Quan's mistake,

This guy even used Wang Xiaocong, the son of Wan Dawang's boss, as an example,

To reprimand young people for not working hard enough,

What are you talking about even a dude like Wang Xiaocong,

A little hard work can make millions every day,

Why can't you?!

Well....…

There is really no one in this example!

Leaving aside Wang Xiaocong's start-up capital of 500 million yuan,

Just the platform, personal connections, and social resources that can be accessed,

We can't compare to him!!

he wants to make money,

I don't know how many people have helped overtly and secretly,

But what about us?!

We're just ordinary people,

Want money but no money, need background but no background, need connections but no connections, need resources but no resources

You use a second generation as an example,

to accuse us of not trying hard enough,

My brain got kicked by a donkey,

Can't even say such stupid things!

for a while,

The emotions of the audience on the bullet screen were extremely angry and speechless,

spoken words,

It is also more difficult to hear than one sentence,

Zhang Quan's face turned blue and purple,

Almost no blood pressure soared up,

Directly pissed off to death!!

He still wants to open his mouth to refute a few more words,

It was only when I opened my mouth that I found out...

I go!

This familiar recipe,

This familiar smell!

I was turned off by the director team again!!

Zhang Quan looked in the direction of the director team with an ugly face,

I saw Chief Director Sun Zhen,

He was pulling a face, and pressed his hands hard against him there, signaling him to sit down quickly!

"This old guy, every time he says something, he can subvert people's three views!"

"Except for being blind!"

"I don't understand anything!"

At this moment in Sun Zhen's heart,

19 have already started to scold.

Just now, when I was observing the post-90s Li Bo's work situation,

In fact, Sun Zhen was quite worried,

I am worried that after seeing that scene, many young people will

will feel the same,

Getting emotional in the studio.

Unexpectedly,

The emotions of the audience have not been disturbed,

This Zhang Quan stood up,

Here comes a fuel to the fire!

What do you say that young people have high wages now?

I also took Teacher He's salary when he just graduated, that is, twenty-eight years ago,

Compared with today's young people?

Sure enough, it directly stimulated countless audiences!

Because Mr. He twenty-eight years ago,

You can already get 8,000 yuan a month!

Even more exasperating,

Zhang Quan didn't know it yet,

I naively thought that the salary was very low...

If the situation does not allow,

At this time, Sun Zhen really wanted to kick this expert out of the studio hall!

If one day the show really can't go on,

this old thing,

Absolutely indispensable!

Compared with Zhang Quan,

Look at the other two experts, Wang Man and Li Tian,

Isn't it just that she has become much more obedient?

People basically seldom talk now,

Even if you open your mouth,

I will also pick some less sensitive topics to talk about,

For fear of causing trouble.

Just this Zhang Quan,

Every time the mouth does not close the door,

Make trouble for my program group every time!

Just yesterday, a "new model for graduates to pay for work" was proposed

It's enough to make you laugh out loud,

Today's show just started,

Then came another statement that "it is normal for young people to earn tens of thousands of yuan a month, and it is a basic ability to earn more than ten thousand yuan a month, and even a million yuan a year is normal",

I am really convinced by this old six!

And let's talk about Zhang Quan,

After being shut down,

Sitting down sullenly, the more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and the angrier he became, the more he couldn't sit still, so he quickly urged Wang Man and Li Tian who were sitting next to him,

I hope these two colleagues can refute a few words for him here.

result………

He said several times,

Wang Man and Li Tian didn't bother with him.

Instead, he quietly set the bench,

Moved sideways and moved,

It's as if Zhang Quan is a stinky dog ​​~ shit,

Afraid of his stink,

Will stick to myself!

This scene,

But Zhang Quan was depressed again,

The whole person finally fell into the deep emo!

at the same time.

Seeing the scolding so fiercely on the barrage,

Teacher He also glanced at Zhang Quan in dissatisfaction,

Hurry to the rescue.

"Everyone in the audience, don't get too excited. In fact, what expert Zhang Quan said...uh, what expert Zhang Quan said is somewhat...uh...he is also quite... ...cough cough!"

tried several times,

Teacher He racked his brains,

In the end, I couldn't think of a suitable word to make things right for Zhang Quan.

In the end, I changed the subject altogether.

"As for the current income level of young people, we will not continue the discussion here."

"After all, no matter how much we discuss, it won't work."

"However, from my personal point of view, I still hope that everyone's income level can rise as soon as possible!"

"There is indeed a serious imbalance between what many people pay and what they get."

"Giving more, but getting less, no one will be happy if it is put on anyone."

"It's no wonder everyone has such great emotions."

comfort here,

Teacher He hurriedly followed the program flow and started to go down,

"There were so many discussions just now, it's already past nine o'clock."

"Not much to say, let's continue to observe!"

"The next thing we want to observe is the post-70s generation."

"Just now I received a message from Wang Bing, the live host over there, saying that Chen Sheng and his wife have already started working.

"Let's go and see how these two work at work!"

the voice fell,

The camera was switched directly to the past.

Chen Sheng and his wife work in the same factory.

In the assembly hall of a car factory.

the work they are responsible for,

It is sorting the auto parts on the shelves.

When the camera turns around,

The couple are packing parts,

Then the boxes were moved to the shelves,

Let the car assembler do the picking.

Like this kind of work in the workshop,

work is very boring,

all day long,

Even the range of activities is only a few square meters,

But even so,

These two are still working very hard,

And compared to the two of them,

There was a stevedore who was about the same age as the two of them, but he looked very relaxed.

Taking advantage of the online duty leader not noticing,

From time to time, the other party secretly took out the mobile phone to play,

Fishing while working,

Comparable to Chen Sheng and his wife,

It looks so much more relaxed!

"Old Hu, stop playing with your phone!"

"Aren't you afraid of being caught by the watchman?"

"I just caught you once last week and deducted two hundred yuan from you. Why don't you have a long memory!"

Seeing the other party's actions,

Chen Sheng at the side was working,

Side kindly reminded.

When working in the workshop,

Employees are not allowed to use mobile phones.

Once caught by the duty officer,

A fine of two hundred will be issued on the spot.

Hearing Chen Sheng's reminder,

The middle-aged man named Lao Hu curled his lips nonchalantly.

"What are you afraid of, the monthly bonus is only 400 yuan a month!"

"I've deducted two hundred this month!"

"It's a big deal to deduct the remaining two hundred!"

"The four hundred will be deducted at that time, just in time!"

"I won't hide it when the time comes, just take out my phone and play with it openly, let's see how they still buckle it!"

obviously,

For this old Hu, for the monthly award,

It's just an indifferent attitude.

I really want to catch him playing with his mobile phone,

If it's a big deal, it will be deducted.

If you can't catch it, you've earned it,

He is not like Chen Sheng and his wife,

In order to keep the monthly bonus of 400 yuan,

Going to work every day, I am so scared that I dare not even touch my mobile phone!

And hearing what Lao Hu said,

Chen Sheng and Chen Juan also shook their heads dumbfounded,

inside the studio,

The audience also laughed, and stopped scolding that idiot.

"Hahaha, I like Lao Hu's attitude. Isn't it just four hundred yuan? At worst, I'll deduct it all, but I can play with my phone openly!"

"Honestly, Lao Hu is called going to work!"

"Those earned through hard work are called labor in exchange for rewards. They cannot be called making money. They are deserved! And the money earned through fishing is what is earned!"

"6666, that's a good sentence!"

"That's what it is. You work hard in exchange for rewards. It can only be said that you have achieved your goal of making money, and you haven't suffered a loss!"

"However, within the same salary, if you work while fishing, this is called real earning, which means that you have used this job to make a profit!"

"Fuck, I think it makes sense when you say that, I learned it!"

"Uh, my boss treats me very well. When I usually have nothing to do at work, I occasionally feel uneasy. According to you, I should take the opportunity to fish for it?!"

"Hahaha, the upstairs looks like a rookie in the workplace. Just started working, right? Let me tell you, when you have nothing to do, don't feel bad about your conscience. You are not as stupid as you. You still talk about your conscience with the boss? "

"Pfft! You're just a worker, and you still feel sorry for the boss? Forget it buddy, no matter how smart you are when it comes to profit, you can't be as smart as the boss. Even if you are lazy at work, but as long as you complete your tasks, the boss must be making money!"

"And, you think, why did the company hire you?"

"To put it bluntly, it is because it is profitable for you. As long as you complete the work, the company has already squeezed your value! The rest is how to fish, let us beat the workers, and how to squeeze out Look at the value of the company!"

"Looking for advice from veterans in the workplace, what are the usual ways to catch fish at work, so that you can catch fish safely without being discovered by the boss!"

"Since you sincerely

If you ask, then I will show you a few ways to catch fish mercifully, the simplest and the best, and that is paid poo!"

"Every day in the company, we have to go to the toilet to squat at least twice a day, and it takes about 20 minutes to squat at least once. In this way, we directly earn 40 minutes of fishing money!"

"The second one is also what I often use, because I am an Internet marketer, so there are many chat boxes on my computer every day, four or five of which are my relatives and friends

, a private chat box, even if the boss comes over, I will not hesitate, because I have already changed their names to the customer's name, and the boss doesn't know them anyway!"

"The third rule is to drink plenty of water!"

"Remember, don't buy big cups, buy smaller ones. Didn't the health experts say that the human body needs at least eight glasses of water a day, and our cups are small, so drinking them will cost you thirty-eight twenty

Seven cups, isn't it too much?! Going back and forth to fetch water, wouldn't it be another hour of fishing!"

"There is also the fourth article, the salary

After seeing the situation of this old Hu fishing at work,

The audience in the live broadcast room,

The issue of fishing was also discussed.

Like the kind of young white in the workplace who thinks that touching fish will be sorry for the boss and has a disturbed conscience,

It is really a joke.

The old fritters know a truth,

No matter how hard you try, the boss will not give you a salary increase, they will only take you for granted.

That being the case,

If the workers can't touch the gold, then of course it will cost 730 die fish!

As for the behavior of fishing,

There are also many veterans in the workplace who have shared a wave of experience,

After letting those young whites in the workplace listen,

It is simply admiration!

And let's talk about the camera,

Even though Chen Sheng and his wife were too honest, they didn't dare to touch fish.

On the contrary, that old Hu,

It's indescribable to touch,

This moment of effort,

He has already played several rounds of Doudizhu.

Obviously the old Chen and his wife are the same age,

Not worried about getting caught.

see,

The on-site host Wang Bing was curious,

I asked a lot in the past,

"Brother Hu, is your family rich?"

"You don't even care about the monthly bonus of 400 yuan?"

"If this is caught, all four hundred will be lost!"

usually,

People who come to work in this kind of workshop,

Most of them are ordinary families,

One month's salary plus a monthly bonus,

At most it is more than 4,000 yuan.

If the monthly bonus of 400 is all deducted,

It stands to reason,

For people in their fifties,

It should be quite distressing, right?

But this old Hu,

But with a look of indifference,

This involuntarily made the host Wang Bing suspect that Brother Hu should have money in his family, so he doesn't care about this reward!

who knows,

He just asked this question,

The old Hu on the opposite side gave him a blank look,

"What are you talking about, if my family is rich, I would still come to this place to work?"

"Even if you're just fooling around, don't come to the workshop to fool around!"

"You have to be sneaky to play with your phone!"

"Well……………"

On-site host Wang Bing heard that,

scratched his head in embarrassment,

Then he said strangely,

"Then since you're short on money, why don't you still play with your phone?"

"If caught, it will be worth several days' wages!"

As soon as this statement came out.

Old Hu suddenly laughed.

"Although I'm short of money, I'm not short of these four hundred dollars!"

"Old Chen and I are not the same couple!"

"Their couple are notoriously frugal, there is no way, who made them have a big son who is about to spend money to buy a house!"

"I'm different!"

"Ha ha!"

Speaking of which,

Old Hu's face looked a little smug,

And thumbs up,

continue to yell

"They live frugally and don't want to spend a penny. They want to save money to buy a house for their son!"

"And I don't need to buy it!"

"Because my fate is good, my family is a girl!"

"Just this girl!"

"Not only do I not need to buy a house for my daughter to get married, I don't need to prepare any dowry gifts and three golds, but my daughter will give me some pocket money every month!"

"So, it's only 400 yuan, I will deduct it!"

"It does not matter!"

"I am much less stressed than Lao Chen and his wife! Haha!".

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