Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement
87. When Yuelao Comes, He Has To Be Slapped Twice Before Leaving! Don't Exaggerate, Don't
To describe Wu Fang's mood,
Then it's like riding a roller coaster!!
At the beginning, Lu Yu showed calmness and stability,
It's impossible to make Wu Fang happy,
I thought I finally found a true love,
A man willing to pay for himself!
The results of it?
I didn't expect that Lu Yu was pretending,
At this time, I actually use this kind of words,
Come and make fun of yourself!!
This made Wu Fang unable to sit still,
The mood fell to the bottom in an instant,
After standing up briefly,
Get angry with Lu Yu!
"Lu Yu, I thought you were a man!"
"I didn't expect you to be exactly the same as those people I went on a blind date with!"
"They're all this kind of money-spinners who pick and search and don't want to give up their wives!"
"I really misread you!"
"You actually asked me to go to the temple to find bastard to make a wish, I, I am not making a wish, I am clearly negotiating terms with you sincerely!"
"Stop slandering me here!!"
Negotiate terms with me sincerely?
Lu Yu was amused by her words!
You shut your mouth and move your mouth,
I just want someone to pay you tens of millions,
You call that sincere?
"Hahaha, I knew that Feather God would definitely not be able to say anything good, look, I'm so angry with my old sister-in-law, she's so pissed!"
"I'm laughing to death, Yu God was so annoying just now, no wonder he said that ordinary occasions are not suitable for a blind date with this woman, and you should go to a temple. It turned out that he wanted her to go to the temple's wishing pool to make a wish!"
"There's nothing wrong with it. This girl was just making a wish, and she made so many wishes. Ordinary wish bastards may not be able to satisfy her!"
"Don't go to the temple at all, go to Namek to find the dragon. The dragon on Namek can grant three wishes, two more than the dragon on Earth!"
"The Feather God is really too strong to hate people, Wang Ba shook his head when he heard such a wish, and ran away with the train all night!"
"It's not very harmful, but it's extremely insulting. Sister-in-law Ni jumped up in awe!"
at the begining of,
The audience didn't understand what Lu Yu meant by asking the other party to go on a blind date in the temple.
After listening to Lu Yu's explanation,
Everyone suddenly realized,
At the same time, I couldn't hold back and laughed, 19 turned out to be looking for the wishing bastard in the temple!
think carefully,
There is nothing wrong with Lu Yu's words,
actually
As for what this woman said,
It's no different than making a wish!
Many viewers shouted directly on the barrage,
piss people off,
Sure enough, it still depends on Feather God,
Don't say a single dirty word,
Just beat people up!
in the shot,
Wu Fang stared at Lu Yu angrily,
And Lu Yu is still the same calm and breezy appearance,
said with a smile,
"Miss Wu, don't be angry."
"Although what I said is a bit unpleasant."
"But your behavior of making a wish when you come up is not very good-looking."
"Let's be honest, based on the conditions you offered, do you think you can find someone?"
"It's not just Chi's bastard who shook his head when he heard it."
"Even if Yuelao is here, if I give you a red thread, I'm afraid you'll have to suffer a lot before you can leave!"
"Where are you here for a blind date?"
"It's clearly here to make a fortune!"
"I know, you are a second marriage!"
"I don't know, I thought you were here to ask for compensation for World War II!"
"So, don't say you have kissed more than a hundred times, even if you kissed a thousand times, no one will want you!"
"Okay, that's all for now!"
"I won't talk too much with you!"
"I hope you can realize your problem sooner."
"I also wish you the same, that you will find your destination soon and live a happy life!"
After Lu Yu finished speaking,
Drank the last sip of coffee in the cup,
Then he stood up and prepared to leave.
from beginning to end,
Lu Yu didn't say anything extreme,
Or swear words to insult each other,
Between the words, the performance is also very decent and calm,
Before leaving at last,
He candidly put forward his own suggestions,
And send blessings.
have to say,
This wave of operations by Lu Yu,
still very lively,
Can't find anything wrong with it either!
He also did not, as many viewers imagined,
will be anxious,
Arguing with a blind date girl here, pushing her to the ground and angrily yelling at her, the other party is speechless, blushing, and admits that her values are wrong.
According to Lu Yu,
There is absolutely no need to do this kind of thing.
after all
I probably only met this blind date girl once in my life,
with a stranger,
what's the noise
What is there to argue about?
Are you still going to convince her,
Make her realize that these demands of her own are too much?
Do not be silly!
This kind of thankless behavior,
Only fools do it!
communicate with this person,
The more you quarrel with her, the less organized you will appear, and you may end up getting angry with yourself.
so,
The correct way is Lu Yu like this,
Just leave after talking.
Why bother with a stranger?
And after Lu Yu finished speaking,
There was another burst of laughter in the live broadcast room!
Although Lu Yu's words just now were not intense,
but the words spoken,
But it makes people want to laugh!
Especially Lu Yu's soul questioning,
"Are you here for a blind date, or are you here to make a fortune?"
It made all the audience laugh,
And the latter sentence,
I know you are a second marriage,
I don't know, I thought you were here to ask for WWII compensation,
It's just so well said and humorous!
inside the studio,
The audience laughed so hard that their stomachs ached,
The studio is here.
Chief director Sun Zhen also laughed so hard that tears were about to come out.
"Let me just say, this kid laughed so fake just now!"
"Surely there are no good words in my stomach!"
"Shen Te, Yuelao will have to suffer two ears before leaving!"
"This kid is not very old, why is he full of coquettish talk!"
"Who did he learn all this from?"
Sun Zhen was about to be laughed to death by Lu Yu,
Originally,
He arranged for the program team to film Lu Yu's blind date this time,
I want to see Lu Yu make a fool of himself during the blind date,
result,
did not expect,
This kid not only did not make a fool of himself,
On the contrary, there are so many golden sentences bursting out like witty words!
Sun Zhen had already predicted it,
I'm afraid it won't take long,
This kid has to rely on his strength to be the last Weibo trending search!
It's not just Sun Zhen who can't laugh here,
Even the three experts,
They were also dumbfounded by Lu Yu's words.
Especially Wang Man,
He laughed directly there and said,
"Nowadays, many boys are very resistant to blind dates."
"In fact, a large part of the reason is that some girls who are on a blind date do not recognize their own identity and value.
"When going on a blind date, I like to make all kinds of outrageous demands."
"If boys can't do it, they will use all kinds of sarcasm.
"This has also led to more and more single young men who would rather be single than go on a blind date!"
"Lu Yu did really well today!"
"Directly pointed out the other party's problem!"
"And Lu Yu's handling attitude is also very good!"
Speaking of which,
Wang Man nodded in praise and said,
"It's not like some boys who immediately get annoyed when they hear these words, angrily gritting their teeth and arguing with each other.
"Actually, it's all unnecessary."
"You can't wake up a person who pretends to be asleep, just like you can't wake up an ignorant person."
"Instead of arguing with each other, debate."
"It's better to be like Lu Yu, finish your speech openly, turn your head and walk away calmly!"
Hearing Wang Man's speech,
The two experts on the side looked at each other without saying a word.
Sun Zhen not far away,
Then curled his lips!
Here we go again!
I don't know what kind of ecstasy soup Lu Yu poured into this Wang Man,
Now is a chance,
Wang Man praised this kid!
Fortunately, that kid Lu Yu couldn't hear,
otherwise,
It is estimated that his tail will be raised to the sky, and in future observations, he will become even more unscrupulous and lawless!
at the same time.
the other side.
After Lu Yu said those words,
I didn't care about Wu Fang's reaction,
Instead, he left directly with the people from the program group,
Wu Fang didn't chase her out either,
I don't know if I was stunned by a few words from Lu Yu,
I still realized that her requests were indeed a little too much,
but anyway,
None of this has anything to do with Lu Yu.
He was just here for a formality,
After I go back, I can do business at home,
how the other side reacted,
Lu Yu didn't care at all.
As soon as I stepped out of the coffee shop,
Bingbing immediately ran after him from behind,
The little face was a little red.
"Lu Yu, are all blind dates like this in reality?"
"Did those girls you dated before also put forward such a bunch of material conditions?"
the blind date scene just now,
Bing Bing brought a great shock,
It simply subverted her three views on blind dates!
In her opinion,
Blind dates should be like those on TV,
fun and romantic,
But now look,
Turns out that's not the case at all!
The bunch of demands put forward by Wu Fang,
Bingbing almost dropped her jaw when she heard it!
so scary!
No wonder Lu Yu said at the beginning,
real blind date,
Just like going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables,
It's a deal!
She didn't believe it then,
Believe it now!
at the same time,
Bingbing is also a little curious, whether all the blind date girls are so materialistic.
For this,
Lu Yu also explained to her while walking,
"It can't be said that all blind dates are like this."
"Some girls are really nice."
"When going on a blind date, pay more attention to the boy's conversation and self-cultivation, or it may be inconsistent with her hobbies and three views."
"If they don't agree, no matter how rich you are, other girls may not necessarily like you."
No
However, such girls are still rare.
"Anyway, I haven't encountered it before."
"More, still more inclined to talk about material things."
"When you arrive, first ask if you have a car, if you have a house, how much money you can earn a month, how much money you have in savings, and so on."
"Of course, girls who talk about material things are not necessarily bad girls."
"Maybe they are rich themselves, but they just want to find someone with the right family.
"But like that Wu Fang just now, it's outrageous."
"It's not very easy to find a family after a divorce with two children, and her own conditions are also very average."
"But I still want to make such high demands."
"This is for those who want to fly on the branches and become phoenixes by relying on blind dates."
"Very unrealistic."
"It's also hard to have a successful blind date."
"After all, if someone really has a boy with such good qualifications, how could he fall in love with her?"
"dont you agree?"
This summary by Lu Yu,
still very objective,
There is no one stick to beat all the blind date girls to death,
nor the girls who talk about substance,
It must be a bad girl.
There's nothing wrong in itself with talking about material things and wanting to find someone on good terms,
But the point is,
You can't go too far!
You are not so good yourself,
But to put such high demands on the blind date,
This is a fool's dream!
You are not looking for a partner at all,
But want to take the opportunity to make a fortune.
After listening to Lu Yu's words,
Bingbing nodded thoughtfully,
It's also the first time in my heart for a blind date,
With a clear understanding.
but
Soon Bingbing frowned again,
She heard Lu Yu uttered a word just now, it's called the right match!
So 967,
Then Bingbing asked Lu Yu again,
"Lu Yu, do you think it's important for boys and girls to be in the same family?"
well matched for the word,
In fact, it has always been controversial.
two people together,
Do you really need to be right?
Many young people actually scoff at this,
I feel that as long as there is true love between each other,
Even if it's not right,
does not matter,
The love between two people is what Leopard overcomes all obstacles!
same,
Many people also think that
find a partner,
You have to be right with each other!
otherwise,
There will be many conflicts in the future!
In short
fall in love, get married,
Is it necessary for both parties to match each other?
This has always been a hotly debated topic.
Also because of this,
After asking this question,
Bingbing looked at Lu Yu expectantly,
Just want to hear Lu Yu's point of view!
"You're right..."
Hearing Bingbing's question,
After Lu Yu froze for a moment,
The answer was given almost without hesitation.
"Do you still need to ask this kind of question? It must be right!"
"Ah? Why are you so sure?"
Bingbing said strangely.
Lu Yu laughed when he heard this,
"Because the family is right, it can save a lot of unnecessary trouble!"
talking,
Lu Yu gave Bingbing a serious example!
"Look, I have a friend by my side who broke up with his girlfriend just because he was not in the right household!"
"My friend, he prefers to find women outside!"
"One time, without telling his girlfriend, he secretly called a young lady on a small card, the kind with thousands of dollars in wallets."
As a result, he was discovered by his girlfriend on the spot!"
"After being found out, my friend regretted it and apologized in various ways. As for his girlfriend, after thinking about it for a long time, she still didn't get over the hurdle [decided to choose with him]
gold.
"ah?"
"Your friend has a girlfriend, and you're still messing around like this outside!"
hear here,
Bing Bing poohed disdainfully,
"That girl broke up with him, isn't it normal!"
"What does this have to do with what you said is right?"
"It's clear that your friends didn't love themselves, didn't respect their feelings, which eventually led to the breakup!"
"It's his own fault!"
"It's not caused by the wrong household!"
Not only Bingbing thinks this way,
The audience in the live broadcast room thought the same way.
The reason why the two broke up,
Seems like a match,
It doesn't matter half a dime!
but,
Just when everyone was wondering,
Lu Yu spoke again,
"I'm not done yet!"
"Didn't I say, my friend, he was caught by his girlfriend on the spot!"
"You are not curious."
"Why, would his girlfriend just pass by at that time?".
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