Martial Arts? I Don't Know How To Do It, But I Only Know Magic!

Henry Zhang: "Liu Erming stepped forward to listen to the seal."

Liu Erming: "Meet the Heavenly Master."

Henry Zhang: "Liu Erming, a former villager in Xiaohe Village, was tricked by a water ghost and drowned in the water. After his death, he did not change his original intention and insisted on doing good deeds. The villagers are willing to build a temple for you and offer incense to him."

Are you willing to accept offerings and assume corresponding responsibilities? "

Liu Erming was overjoyed. There is such a good thing, and only a fool would not want to. Being a god is not much better than being reincarnated, so that he does not need to be separated from his parents and can meet whenever he wants.

"Master Tian, ​​I am willing."

Henry Zhang: “Liu Erming, Pindao will ask you one last time, have you really thought it through?

Once you accept the position of a god, you must perform the responsibilities of the god. If you slack off or violate the laws of the gods, you will be dismissed from the priesthood, or you will be thrown into the eighteenth level of hell and never be able to escape forever.

Liu Erming, are you sure you have thought it through?"

Especially when it came to punishment, Henry Zhang used his magic power, and his voice struck directly into the depths of Liu Erming's soul.

Although he is recognized by the system's "God-conferring" function and can pardon the position of god, he still needs to say what needs to be said to prevent him from making mistakes or regretting it in the future.

Liu Erming nodded: "Master Tian, ​​I have thought clearly, and I am willing to bear all the consequences.

If the Heavenly Master discovers that I have done something bad and you punish me, I, Liu Erming, will never say anything and have no regrets. "

Henry Zhang nodded: "Okay, since Liu Erming has thought it over clearly, Pindao will stop being verbose."

Henry Zhang pretended to put his hands into his wide sleeves, but in fact he took out the decree of the God of Conferment from the system's 'Conferred God' function interface.

As soon as each god's position appears in the 'Deification of Gods' function, a Shinto decree will appear above the deity's position.

Henry Zhang: "Liu Erming, why are you here? Kneel down and listen to the Shinto decree."

Liu Erming quickly faced Henry Zhang, knelt down on the water, and said respectfully: "I'm here, little devil, to welcome the Shinto decree."

Zhang Xuan: "Three Qing Dynasties are above, and the Shinto edict has made an appointment. Liu Erming, a former villager of Xiaohe Village, is now a Xiaohe Water Ghost of Xiaohe Village. He protects the villagers and the villagers sincerely build a temple to offer incense.

Liu Erming is now canonized as the God of Xiaohe, with an official rank of ninth rank. "

Liu Erming: "The little god who accepts the law will live up to the kindness of the divine way."

Zhang Xuan said that after the Shinto decree was read out and Liu Erming accepted the decree, the Shinto decree turned into a golden light and penetrated directly into Liu Erming's soul.

I saw Liu Erming's body glowing with golden light. His water ghost body first transformed into the purest soul state, and then his soul solidified, exuding the light of the gods. He wore the official uniform of Xiaohe God Shinto, making it impossible for ordinary people to look directly at him.

When Liu Erming officially became a god, he immediately stood on the river and bowed to Henry Zhang:

"The great kindness of the Heavenly Master will never be forgotten by the little god. From now on, he will fulfill his divine responsibilities wholeheartedly and live up to the kindness of the Heavenly Master."

Henry Zhang did not shy away. He deserved this bow and said with a smile:

"Performing your divine responsibilities well and benefiting one party is the best reward for a poor man.

I hope you won’t let down the villagers of Xiaohe Village. If it weren’t for them, where would you be? "

Liu Erming: "Of course I will never forget the kindness of the villagers, but if it weren't for Tianshi's help, I would have dragged them into the water.

Please rest assured, Heavenly Master, it’s useless to just say it. Look at my future actions, I won’t let you down. "

After talking to Tianshi, Liu Erming looked at the villagers not far away and bowed again, saying:

"Thank you all my neighbors for your love and support, allowing me to enjoy the status of a god. From now on, the little god will be the god of the river.

Without you, there would be no current River God Liu Erming. Please accept my prayers.

From now on, if you need anything related to the river, just go to the small temple to burn incense and tell your story.

As long as it is a legitimate need, Xiaoshen will definitely solve it in the shortest possible time. "

Liu Erming looked at his gray-haired parents again and bowed again: "My son is unfilial and failed to fulfill his filial piety during his lifetime. I hope my parents will take care of themselves.

Now that my son can enjoy the priesthood, he will definitely be taken back to his parents a hundred years later to fulfill his filial piety. "

Finally, Liu Erming looked at his neighbors again: "I hope you can take care of the little god's parents from now on. I'm very grateful." After saying this, he bowed to them again.

The villagers of Xiaohe Village did not dare to accept this bow and left their place one after another.

Liu Erming just paid homage to them for the first time. There was a reason, and they could accept this homage.

Zhang Xuan is the contemporary Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain Celestial Master Mansion. There is no problem in being worshiped by a mere Jiupinzhi minor god, not to mention that it is the god he bestowed upon Liu Yiming.

Not to mention his parents. No matter how powerful his son is, his parents can be beaten, not to mention beaten, and there is nothing wrong with him.

Villagers, if you accept Liu Erming's second bow, it won't work.

It can range from multiple illnesses at the least, to loss of life and fortune at the worst. If you don't walk away, do you think your life is too good?

What's more, even if Liu Erming didn't say anything, they would still take good care of his parents and bully his parents?

Just kidding, Liu Erming is a god after all, and the temple is in Xiaohe Village. Whoever dares to bully his parents, if they don't rush to coax and offer offerings, they are very restrained.

The head of Xiaohe Village: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we should call him Xiaohe God. Don't worry, even if you don't tell us, we will take good care of your parents."

Liu Erming's neighbor: "Brother Erming. Don't worry, from now on I will treat your parents as my biological parents and take good care of them."

This lick was a bit too shameless, and the villagers next to him stayed away from him.

I cursed secretly in my heart: "This boy is so shameless. He can really lick. I have thought of it a long time ago. I should have said it first, but this boy beat me to it."

Ignoring these villagers, Liu Erming looked at his parents, and then bowed to Henry Zhang. His whole soul turned into a golden light and flew into the newly built small temple.

Integrated into the clay statue, the ordinary clay statue suddenly makes people dare not look directly at it, and the entire small temple takes on a new look in an instant.

The five characters "Temple of the Xiaohe God" appeared above the temple door, and the smell of burning incense floated into the small temple.

Heavenly Master Zhang Xuan succeeded in becoming a god!

:Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the task of conferring a god, pardoning at least one god, and receiving a system reward, the body-training technique [Lightning Thunder Fist].

Lightning Thunder Fist comes from the Hong Kong movie "Zombie Supreme" on Earth. It is one of Maoshan's secret skills. It can induce thunder from the sky to refine the body. Those who have mastered it can rub thunder and lightning with their hands to make gods and ghosts retreat.

This technique mainly uses the power of thunder and lightning from the sky to refine the body. Those who have achieved great success can refine the body to the golden elixir, and those who have achieved great perfection can refine the body to the Nascent Soul.

:Ding, congratulations to the host for making the three-year agreement with Liu Er in advance, helping Liu Erming escape from the water ghost body in advance, and helping him ascend to the position of god.

Receive special rewards from the system, rewarding the host with the magical power [Golden Mouth Jade Words].

[Jinkouyuyan], as long as the host says it, it will come true. Each time it is activated, it needs to consume one-third of the mana in the body, and can only be used once a day.

:Ding, congratulations to the host for re-opening the path of Shintoism, for receiving the system's special reward magical power [Writing as if there is a God], and for receiving the system's special title reward [Seeing God Level 1].

[Write as if there is a god], this magical power can be used to draw spiritual talismans. The mana consumption depends on the power of the drawn spiritual talisman. The success rate of drawing spiritual talismans is: 50%.

[Seeing God is one level higher], no matter what level of god you follow, it will always be one level higher than it.

Of course, except for the Six Imperial Guards, which are the top divine positions, not to mention the Three Pure Ones, they are beyond the scope of the system.

Make money, make money, this time out, Henry Zhang made a lot of money, he got two magical powers, a title, and a physical training method at once.

Henry Zhang declined the kindness of the village chief of Xiaohe Village to let him have a meal, and took Erwa's car back to the foot of Longhu Mountain. He was all smiles. It was so exciting to go down the mountain this time.

After coming down from there, Henry Zhang went back from where he came down. It took another two or three minutes. He went in the morning and returned in the afternoon.

Long and Edward still stayed in their original positions, neither of them spoke. One is preoccupied and the other is constantly fantasizing in his mind.

As one of the core members of the Thirteenth Bureau, Long was previously responsible for investigating Zhang Xuan, but no useful information was found. The superiors were very dissatisfied. This time, he came to Longhu Mountain in person to investigate Tianshi Zhang Xuan. , very stressful.

Edward was different. He was just fantasizing about himself in his mind, constantly imagining how he could learn various spells, how powerful he would be, and how he would shock the world.

The two people once again witnessed how the Heavenly Master Zhang Xuan came up, just like Superman in the American blockbuster, flying directly up.

Falling in front of the two of them, Henry Zhang greeted them both with a smile, drew a big cake for them and encouraged them:

"How about it? Be good at it. Work hard. You may learn something even better than this in the future."

The cake was so big and round that Edward was convinced that it was a dragon. He was also moved.

No Chinese person doesn't want to have this kind of power, not to mention that Henry Zhang has personally demonstrated this power twice in front of him.

Back at the Tianshi Mansion, Henry Zhang was happy no matter who he saw. Even when he returned to the yard and saw the little crane messing up his house again, he didn't get angry. He was so happy today.

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Yesterday, I was in a bad mood. The little crane showed up again, hugging his thigh and pretending to be pitiful. I couldn't hold it back and hit him on his shoe. The result was predictable.

I just found an excuse and gave the little crane a good beating. This leather toy was just fun. It wasn't until Henry Zhang felt better that he let the little crane go.

All in all, Henry Zhang is very happy today. Even if the little crane burns down his house, well, he will definitely heat up a pot, heat oil, add onions, ginger and garlic, and stir-fry the crane meat.

When Hehe saw Henry Zhang coming back, he was already mentally prepared to be beaten. Unexpectedly, the big bad guy just said a few words to it and drove it out of the room without touching it.

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Hehe: "Huh, now you know how precious I am, Hehe. It's too late. At most, when I accept you as my pet, I'll be gentler on you, just a little bit."

The little crane has a small brain and cannot figure out complex problems, but it holds a grudge. When it grows up, it will definitely accept Zhang Xuan as a pet.

At this moment, the little crane thought about the person from yesterday, and what he thought most about was the sweet thing he ate yesterday:

"Hehe, I saw yesterday that he was accepted as an apprentice by the big bad guy. Didn't he say thank you to me yesterday for helping him get selected? I'm going to look for him and see if he still has that sweet thing.

Hehe, it seems that I have helped him a lot, so it shouldn’t be too much to eat a few more of his sweet things, right?”

The little crane looked at Henry Zhang's room with his two small eyes. Yesterday, it went out for a walk and helped others pass the test. Henry Zhang returned to the yard and severely criticized it and beat it around like a sandbag.

I beat it so hard that the crane mother couldn't even recognize it when it came over. Fortunately, it was a fairy beast with rough skin and thick flesh. If it had been any other crane, it would have died yesterday.

As soon as Henry Zhang went out this morning, the little crane went to his room to wreak havoc crazily. Although Henry Zhang used it as a decompression tool and a sandbag, it never had the thought of leaving Henry Zhang.

Maybe it saw Henry Zhang the first time it was born and regarded him as a relative in its heart, or maybe it was because it was produced by the system and there was no possibility of betraying its owner.

Hehe used his small brain to think about it. Between getting a beating and having the opportunity to eat something sweet again, the latter was more tempting. Anyway, it could bear the beating and the scars would disappear after one night. alright.

When the little crane thought of that sweet thing, his eyes narrowed, and he chose to walk out of the yard again to find the person who gave it candy yesterday.

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Henry Zhang called to the two little Taoist boys at the door: Qingfeng Mingyue, to clean up the room with him.

Looking at these two Taoist boys who had stayed with him in the courtyard for more than a year, and thinking about their life experiences, Henry Zhang was filled with emotions for a while.

Except for the Taoist boys in Tianshi Mansion who were selected from Zhangjia Village at the foot of the mountain, the rest were all adopted from orphanages.

Qingfeng Mingyue was adopted from an orphanage and brought back to Tianshi Mansion when she was five or six years old. She is only twelve or thirteen years old now.

Henry Zhang: "Qingfeng Mingyue, starting from tomorrow morning, I will teach you some skills. Are you willing to learn?"

"Yes," the two of them answered in unison, their voices full of joy. The two of them knew the Celestial Master's skills best. They got along with each other day and night. I don't know how many people wanted to learn a little bit of his skills.

These two little Taoist boys are the people who have spent the longest time with Henry Zhang in this world, and they have developed feelings over time.

They are just responsible for taking care of their own lives, and they have a lot of time every day. If they are idle, they are idle. Why not teach them some real skills.

After tidying up the room, Henry Zhang stayed inside alone and opened the system personal interface.

Name: Henry Zhang

Title [Jian Shen Da Level 1]

Position: Celestial Master

Cultivation level: Early stage of golden elixir (146/1000)

Mana:120

Kung Fu: Nine-turn Changchun Kung Fu [Lightning Thunder Fist]

Magical powers: [Samadhi True Fire] [Call the wind and rain] [Write as if there is a god] [Jinkouyuyan]

Immortal weapons: Celestial Master Sword, Celestial Master Seal

Immortal pet: Crane (early stage of Qi refining)

There is an extra title on the personal interface, two magical powers, and a physical training method, but the mana is still not moving at all. There is nothing I can do about it, and I can't rush it.