Martial Arts? I Don't Know How To Do It, But I Only Know Magic!

The Heavenly Master has left, but the Internet popularity he caused has not dissipated, but has become more powerful.

"Oh my god, is the Heavenly Master so powerful? I'm still worried about him."

"Western religion is too weak, isn't it?"

"Haha, even if you cheat in the Western religion, it is enough for our Taoist sect to send out one heavenly master."

"The Heavenly Master is so arrogant, but I like him so much."

"Gabriel? The angel in the Western Bible. He ranks second among God's men. He was completely destroyed. It's so miserable."

"Is the Heavenly Master still in need of a maid? Do you think I can do it?

She is fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged, sweet and cute, and can act coquettishly and cutely. "

"Master Tian, ​​I want to give birth to a monkey for you."

"Tianshi, the gender gap is so stubborn, you might as well consider it as a man."

Some netizens have different concerns.

"Sun Wukong? Heavenly Master, you are too damaged. Heaven cannot invite Buddha Tathagata from the West."

"Upstairs, I don't like hearing what you are saying. God can't defeat Sun Wukong? Are you kidding me?"

"I'm sorry, my dog ​​has been surfing the Internet secretly without telling me. I will take him away right now, and everyone can continue."

"Whose are those purple eyes? They're so scary."

"Hasn't anyone noticed that the dog can speak human language? Has it become a spirit?"

"Angels have come out, zombies are running all over the place, and a dog demon appears. Isn't it normal?"

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In the early morning, the spokesperson of the Chinese Ministry of Foreign Affairs suddenly held a press conference: "All Chinese people still living abroad, especially those in the United States, please leave immediately and return to the country.

Faced with an increasingly complex situation, China has decided to sever all relations with foreign countries, close its doors, and withdraw all embassy personnel within three days from now on.

Once three days have passed, no matter who they are, even if they have a Huaxia registered residence, they will not be allowed to step into the country of Huaxia.

Non-Chinese citizens, except for those with special talents, are required to leave within one week, otherwise they will be forcibly deported. "

All the reporters in the venue were shocked. What is China trying to do? Is it closing the country in isolation?

Or should we prepare to go to war with any country?

Unfortunately, as soon as the spokesperson finished speaking, he ended the press conference without giving anyone a chance to ask questions.

The spokesman had just received the news, and he also wanted to know why.

The top government officials will definitely not tell the reason. They cannot say: "There are zombies smuggling over, and foreign countries will be more chaotic. For the safety of the Chinese people, please go home as soon as possible."

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At the same time, the Western Pope publicly criticized the Chinese Guodao Sect:

"The Taoist sect is a cult, especially the Tianshi Mansion. They dare to attack the gate of heaven, kill the Lord's angels, and mutilate the Holy Son of our religion.

The Lord will definitely not let such a person go, and he will definitely go to hell after death. I hope that all Taoist believers who convert to our Lord will go to hell if they cannot.

The Chinese government cannot expel priests from our Western sects to preach out of the country without any reason. This is wrong and will also be punished by the Lord. "

Neither the Chinese government nor the Taoists paid any attention to him.

God? Sorry, this is not God’s business. I, the Chinese gods, have the final say.

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Although the situation abroad is said to be very bad and a mess, there are still about a dozen cities in each country that have no major problems. There are many Chinese people in these cities who work or study here.

Early in the morning in China, it happened to be daytime in many countries. They received calls or text messages from the embassy immediately, and they all went home to pack their things and rush to the designated airport.

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American University, in the dormitory of international students.

Zhang Xiaoxiao: "If you don't pack your things, don't you plan to go back? The government has announced it and the embassy has called."

While Zhang Xiaoxiao was packing her things, she asked these roommates. Unlike her, who was born in a rural area, these roommates were all second-generation rich. They never ate rice, but only American food.

In their eyes, everything in the United States is better than that in China, even the air is sweet.

Li Sien: "If you don't go back, there is nothing to be afraid of. There are angels protecting us here. Not even a god has appeared in China."

Besides, money matters in our family. This order is only valid for ordinary people. For us, it doesn't matter a dime. "

Zhang Xiaoxiao: "Okay, I'll leave first. I wish you good luck."

Zhang Xiaoxiao has almost packed her things. The bus sent by the embassy is waiting at the door of the dormitory. She just needs to move her things downstairs. The government has arranged everything.

Li Sien: "Xiaoxiao, why are you leaving? There is only half a semester left to get your diploma. If you wait a little longer, it would be a pity to leave now."

Zhang Xiaoxiao moved the things out of the room: "No, I still follow the government's arrangements. You still have time to leave now."

Li Si'en: "That's right. Your family is not as good as some of ours. It doesn't matter. You can stay. We'll talk to your family and take you with us when we leave."

Zhang Xiaoxiao waved his hand: "No, I won't bother you anymore, I'll leave first."

All countries did not believe that the Chinese Congress would do this, but within these three days, all members of the embassy abroad returned to the land of China.

Once the three days are up, the land, sea and air channels in and out of the Huaxia Kingdom are all taken over by the army, and only exits are allowed, but no entry is allowed.

Li Si'en and others have found various connections in their families, but they just can't go back. Moreover, foreign countries have also announced the same news to China. Now, the fate of Li Si'en and others can be imagined.

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In the last half second, Henry Zhang took the big black dog back to his own courtyard in the Tianshi Mansion and casually ordered:

"You can just sleep outside tonight. Tomorrow Pindao will take you to find someone, and you will follow him from now on. You two are definitely a match made in heaven."

How dare the big black dog say no? It is a blessing from Heaven that the Heavenly Master can accept him. The Heavenly Master has the final say on everything else.

Big black dog: "Woof, woof, the little dog is listening to your arrangements, Master Tian."

The big black dog found a corner and lay down, and just as he was about to sleep, the little crane screamed from the tea tree.

Little Crane: "Where did the big black dog come from? He came to your Grandpa Crane's territory and didn't even say hello or tell you your name."

Big Black Dog: "Woof, woof, I was just accepted by the Heavenly Master. The Heavenly Master gave me a name: Roaring Sky Dog."

Little Xianhe: "It's such a familiar name, but it doesn't sound like a good thing at first sight. Forget it, from now on, Mr. He, I will protect you and make sure you enjoy the hot food."

The big black dog looked at this fairy-like little crane on the tree. It was a new arrival and it recognized him very simply:

"Master He, the puppy will follow you from now on."

The little crane nodded happily: "It's easy to talk!"