Martial Arts? I Don't Know How To Do It, But I Only Know Magic!

There was nothing going on on the mountain. Henry Zhang suddenly had an idea to go down the mountain and walk around the streets and alleys of the city. For no reason.

It has been more than a year since he came to this world, and Henry Zhang has not really walked in the world of mortals. At first, he was trying to protect himself, for fear that one day he would be taken away to be sliced ​​and studied. Now, the weapons of ordinary people have no effect on him. Threatened.

It's time to go down the mountain and travel among the mortal world. Anyway, you can come back anytime and anywhere.

Zhang Xuan greeted Uncle Xuanxu, asked Qingfeng Mingyue to take care of the yard, and went to the Demon Sealing Hall, leaving a spiritual talisman for Araki. As long as there was something abnormal in the Demon Sealing Hall, Araki would burn the talisman, and Henry would be able to sense it. , he will rush back to Tianshi Mansion as soon as possible.

In twenty days, the world will usher in the second wave of spiritual energy recovery. Henry Zhang plans to travel down the mountain for twenty days, feel the fireworks of the world, walk around, take a look, and save the destined people by the way.

Henry Zhang flew away from the Tianshi Mansion with the little fox in his arms, found a random place to land, and cast a magic spell on himself and the little fox. Anyone with a lower cultivation level than Henry Zhang would not be able to see it.

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Huaxia, City H, is where Internet celebrities gather. According to surveys and statistics from relevant departments, in this city of 20 million people, two out of every ten people are engaged in the live broadcast industry.

There was light snow falling in the sky, the wind was blowing coldly, and there were almost no pedestrians in sight on the street.

An old Taoist priest in his fifties or sixties suddenly appeared on the street.

This Taoist Priest was wearing a shabby gray thick mandarin jacket, shabby black cotton shoes, a long beard on his chin, and his gray and white hair was loosely coiled on his head, with a wooden hairpin inserted.

The Taoist priest was holding a whisk in his hand and a small gray dog ​​behind him. The man and the dog seemed out of place in this modern metropolis.

This person and the dog are none other than Henry Zhang and the little fox. Because they used an illusion, in the eyes of others, they are just a down-and-out old Taoist priest and the little gray dog.

It's past two o'clock in the afternoon and it's a working day, so there are very few pedestrians on this road.

Because he didn’t have any money with him, Henry Zhang planned to make a fortune and experience it.

First, Henry Zhang came to a hot pot restaurant. Henry Zhang asked the little fox to stay at the door and opened the door himself.

Henry Zhang walked directly to the cashier and asked: "Hello, can I be a favor?

Pindao hasn't eaten anything today, so I wonder if your store can give me some charity. "

At this point, there were almost no customers in the hot pot restaurant. They were just some waiters in the store, who were cleaning. Unexpectedly, a poor Taoist priest came and came into the hot pot restaurant to ask for alms.

Although the spiritual energy is now revived, in big cities like H City, the government still protects it very well. Compared with other small cities, there are very few ghosts and monsters here.

Many shops are also open at night, and the influence of monsters and ghosts here is minimized.

The lady at the cashier couldn't make the decision on this kind of thing. She asked the Taoist priest to wait a moment and ran to talk to the boss.

After a while, the boss came out. He was a middle-aged man with a big belly and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. He looked gentle and elegant. Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, he was from Laozuan.

Boss: "Go out and look at yourself. You're dirty. Don't affect my business."

I'm almost out of food, so I don't have any spare rice for you. Let's take a walk. "

As he said this, he ordered his employees to drive him out. Henry Zhang smiled helplessly, walked out of the hot pot restaurant consciously, and said to himself: "It's a pity that you don't want the fate that came to your door."

Not only the boss, but all the employees in this store also missed the blessing.

The Taoist sect pays attention to cause and effect. If someone among them gives something to Henry Zhang, then Henry Zhang needs to repay it and settle the cause and effect. Unfortunately, no one here has a relationship with Henry Zhang.

Maybe Henry Zhang found the wrong place to beg alms. In this bustling area, for two hours, there was no one who met him. There were some nice people who asked Henry Zhang to go out and gave Henry Zhang some money, but Henry Zhang confiscated it.

If you collect money, then it is no longer a relationship.

There are also a few small anchors who actually follow Henry Zhang, live broadcasting the whole process of Zhang Xuan’s begging, and open the market in the live broadcast room. They have been guessing whether Zhang Xuan’s next store will be successful. The total number of online viewers in several live broadcast rooms, there is Tens of thousands of people.

"I've never heard of Taoist priests asking for alms!"

"Aren't they all monks begging for alms? This is the first time I've seen a Taoist priest begging for alms."

"Today's Taoist priests are so popular and there are Taoist priests who ask for alms. I'm afraid they are not fake Taoist priests, right?"

"Nine times out of ten, they are liars and fake Taoist priests who come out to attract people's attention and want to become Internet celebrities. I have seen this kind of routine too many times."

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As the sky slowly darkened, there were more and more pedestrians on the road, and more and more people were paying attention to Henry Zhang. There were dozens of people surrounding the anchor of his live broadcast.

If the weather hadn't been too cold, more melon-eating people would have come to the scene to eat melon. There were dozens of live broadcast rooms, with a total of more than 200,000 people watching online.

Henry Zhang had discovered it a long time ago, but he didn't care about it. He just wanted to do whatever they wanted. They didn't know him anyway, it was just a vest.

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At around eight o'clock in the evening, Henry Zhang rejected the kindness of many people, including sending food, clothes, and direct money.

These people basically came here after seeing the live broadcast, either to establish a good persona, or sincerely, but the only way to form a relationship is if Henry Zhang speaks first.

We walked to a roadside stall. The stall owners were a young couple, and the two of them were busy. The five or six folding tables in front of the stall were all full, which showed that the couple was good at craftsmanship.

Henry Zhang came over with dozens of people. Everyone eating here looked at this scene in surprise. Could it be that this Taoist priest is an Internet celebrity and is so popular?

Henry Zhang walked to the stall and said directly: "You two, I am here to beg your favor. Can you give me something to eat?"

The young couple were also shocked. The alms were actually donated to a roadside stall. When they looked up, they saw that it was not a monk, but an old Taoist priest.

The young man saw the crowd behind Henry Zhang at a glance and thought it was another Internet celebrity doing something. He had no good impression of these Internet celebrities and refused directly:

"Sorry, we don't need promotion. I didn't make much money today, so I can't help you."

Seeing the young man acting like this, Henry Zhang knew that he had misunderstood, and without explaining, he said directly: "It's okay, I won't bother you two."

Just as he turned around, the woman next to the man said, "Taoist priest, if you don't mind, I haven't eaten the dinner I bought yet, so I can give it to you."

Henry Zhang looked at the two steamed buns handed over by the woman, reached out to take them, and said with a smile: "Thank you, you will be rewarded for being a good person."

The two steamed buns were still a little warm, so Henry Zhang didn’t care and ate them in big mouthfuls in front of everyone.

The steamed buns were dry, but Henry Zhang ate them with gusto. Seeing the old Taoist priest like this, the young man understood that he had misunderstood him, and hurriedly said:

"Taoist, please eat slowly, I have water here, don't choke.

If you don't mind, I'll spread out another egg pancake for you. "

Henry Zhang ate the steamed buns in three strokes and refused directly: "That's enough, that's enough, thank you."

Then he spoke to the woman and said: "We are destined to meet each other, and you have given me a meal.

As the saying goes, no merit will be rewarded.

If you have any wishes, tell me and see if Pindao can help you. "

The woman smiled and said: "It's just a little effort, and it's not something expensive. Two buns only cost one yuan."

Henry Zhang: "Speak out your wish, or what you want."

The woman said jokingly: "It's nothing. I hope that the lottery ticket my husband bought tonight will win the first prize."

Henry Zhang smiled: "Maybe you can really win the lottery. Now the lottery time is up, you can take a look."

Before they could answer, Henry Zhang and the little fox were blown by the wind and disappeared.

At this scene, the people at the scene and the water friends in the live broadcast room were all dumbfounded, and they couldn't believe their eyes.

"WC, this Taoist priest is a true Taoist priest and has real abilities!"

"My mother asked me why I was kneeling on the keyboard. I said I just saw a living god."

"It's so powerful, it disappears in the blink of an eye."

"These anchors are so stupid. If you have a good opportunity to broadcast something live, if you please this Taoist priest, wouldn't it just take off!

This is simply like losing the Golden Mountain and picking up a broken stone, which is a loss of blood. "

"Hahaha, if those people who rejected the old Taoist Master's alms today knew about it, their intestines would be filled with regret."

"Look at the lottery, anchor, go look at the lottery."

In fact, these anchors really regretted it so much that they wanted to slap themselves twice. What a great opportunity, they just let it slip away.

Now that the matter has come to this, is there any way out? Earning rice is important. Looking at the water friends in the live broadcast room, they all asked to see the lottery tickets. An anchor walked directly to the stall and asked:

“Boss, can you tell me the lottery numbers you bought?

Everyone is very curious. The old Taoist priest just said, please take a look. "

The young couple were still in shock, but the Taoist priest disappeared before their eyes.

Hearing what the anchor said, their eyes lit up. Yes, the Taoist priest just said that he might have really won the jackpot.

There was no need to take out the lottery tickets. They remembered the number very clearly, so one person reported it and the other checked, and they actually won.

The young couple was so happy that in order to avoid any problems, they immediately abandoned the stall and went directly to receive the prize.

The major prize redemption centers of the Huaxia National Lottery are open 24 hours a day, and these anchors also followed them to witness these two people receiving their prizes.

This matter has become quite popular on the Internet, especially the mysterious Taoist priest. Countless people have launched an online campaign to find him.

It is a pity that Henry Zhang does not plan to use this vest anymore, and they are destined to not find anyone.

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Henry Zhang and the little fox appeared on a country road again, and their appearance changed again.

While walking, Henry Zhang saw a piece of gold in the middle of the road. He looked at it casually and realized that it was a bone. Needless to say, this thing was used by a ghost to fish.

Whoever picks up this thing that looks like gold, but is actually a ghost bone, then the ghost will go home with you until it sucks all your energy out.

Henry Zhang was planning to burn the ghost bone. Unexpectedly, a group of spirited young men took the lead. One of them, riding a motorcycle, put the ghost bone into his pocket in advance.

They whistled a few times at Henry Zhang and left on their motorcycles. Henry Zhang shook his head and said: "It seems that this is their destiny, and I can't stop it."

It was late at night, and it was a country road again. Such brave people are indeed spirited young men. It seems that they need a good lesson from the devil to teach them how to behave.

Henry Zhang had no intention of following these people to save them. The spirited young man was messing around day by day. When he was in another world, Henry Zhang hated this group of people very much. Do you want him to take action?

That is absolutely impossible. It depends on fate. If there is fate, they will naturally meet themselves again.

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After walking for about twenty minutes, Henry Zhang met another female ghost. He saw that the female ghost had been crying under the big tree on the roadside. She was crying very sadly. She was wearing few clothes. If it were an ordinary person, she would probably be there. Mesmerized.

Henry Zhang was about to go up to comfort this beautiful female ghost, and another row of motorcycles came over, which was the group of energetic young men just now.

"Beauty, what's wrong with you? Let's talk, maybe we can help you.

It's late at night and I'm crying here alone. What if I meet a bad guy? "

The female ghost raised her head, revealing her rosy face. Just one look at her made these energetic young men want to put her in their arms and comfort her.

Female ghost: "My husband lost money playing cards today. He drank too much when he came back and took it out on me. I ran out without my ID card, wallet and mobile phone. I had nowhere to go at night."

While talking and crying, she also deliberately leaned against the energetic guy closest to her. The charming fragrance and soft body were not only seduced by this energetic guy, but also all the energetic guys present.

"Beauty, you are so beautiful, but your husband is so blind that he is willing to beat you. He is so unmanly.

Beauty, if you have no place to go, you can come to my house. My house is very big. You can stay here as long as you want. "

Female ghost: "That's not good. It's so late. Will your family be willing?"

"That's right, your parents will definitely not agree. Beautiful sister, come to my house. My parents are not at home, and I am the only one in the house."

Soon, the female ghost decided which house to go to, and it was the unlucky child again.

Seeing this female ghost being taken away again, Henry Zhang was speechless. The young man just picked up a ghost bone just now, and now he is rushing to take the female ghost home. Isn't it because he didn't die fast enough?

This female ghost's words are full of loopholes, and she can also deceive people. Today's spiritual young man is so mentally retarded.

After thinking about it, Henry Zhang decided to follow him and see. In ancient times, there was Ning Caichen, and now there is him. Such a warrior is rare in the world.