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"Do I have an unpleasant face?"

Chen Guanlou asked seriously.

Could it be that his face attracted him to assassination?

After reviewing it for a long time, he came to such a conclusion that he felt dumbfounded. Could it be that I drank too much today and my mind is not clear.

"Brother Chen, do you have any wrong understanding of your appearance?" Qi Wuxiu complained implicitly.

"you mean?"

"You have a face that girls like."

"Does it mean that all men hate my face?" Is it because of this? Chen Guanlou seemed to have an idea. As handsome as he is, it is indeed easy to attract hatred among men.

"That's not the case. In fact, your face is just like that. It's almost the same as mine." Qi Wuxiu said boldly.

Chen Guanlou sneered, "I'm not blind!"

Qi Wuxiu was unconvinced, "When I go to the brothel, all the girls are surrounding me."

"You are the God of Wealth, so of course people will be around you. I go to a brothel for free, and my sister will help me, do you have any?"

Qi Wuxiu:...

This really doesn't exist.

Incomparable, incomparable!

Slightly inferior! It's just a chip.

"Why are you suddenly asking about this? Someone is causing trouble for you?" Qi Wuxiu is a Jin Yiwei after all.

Chen Guanlou shook his head and did not tell the truth. He only said: "I feel like someone is watching me secretly. After thinking about it, I am just a little jailer and I have not offended anyone. Could it be that some girl in the family has had wild ideas about me and was taken advantage of by the family? The man discovered it."

"You are thinking too much." Qi Wuxiu sneered, "Don't think that if you have a face, women will have wild thoughts about you."

Chen Guanlou glanced at the other party without arguing, but that look clearly said: You are just jealous.

Qi Wuxiu was not convinced and asked solemnly: "Is it true that someone is spying on you secretly?"

Chen Guanlou nodded.

Qi Wuxiu volunteered, "Would you like me to help you investigate in secret?"

"No trouble?" Chen Guanlou asked.

"I'll check it out myself, no trouble. I don't have much going on lately, so I can still spare this little time."

"Thank you! I'll treat you to some wine some other time. How could you Jin Yiwei not be busy recently? We have a new group of prisoners in Tianlao. The prison should be busier than us."

Qi Wuxiu waved his hand, "The superiors suddenly ordered that the recent arrests should be a little restrained. I guess there are new ideas in the palace."

Chen Guanlou was very surprised. He was very good at thinking, "Is it related to the impeachment of King Zhong?"

"I don't know, I don't understand this. When the King of Chu made trouble, I thought we would be even busier, but unexpectedly we would be free." Qi Wuxiu is not good at thinking about these complicated things. He is a qualified executor, not a leader who.

Chen Guanlou held the tea cup and began to think in his mind, "Based on the experience of your Jin Yiwei, will it have a huge impact on the impeachment of King Zhong?"

"It's okay. Since King Zhong was deposed, the Jin Yiwei has been ordered to secretly monitor Prince Zhong's palace. I also went on duty overnight. Although it was surprising that Prime Minister Yu impeached King Zhong, but after thinking about it carefully, I guess he got a hint from His Majesty. , and wanted to please His Majesty, so he took this step. As for the impact, Prince Zhong has been deposed, and he is no longer the former crown prince!"

"You actually accepted the fact that King Zhong was deposed so calmly. At first, I thought you would turn against Tiangang, cry to heaven and earth, and get drunk for three days." Chen Guanlou joked.

Qi Wuxiu was a little embarrassed by what he said, and laughed at himself, "I am a small person. I can't influence anyone's thoughts, and I can't change any facts. I can only bow my head and accept it."

The young man of the past, a young man with the simplest and most righteous thoughts in his heart, finally failed in the face of reality, accepted his fate, and became an honest public servant who occasionally fished for fish and gave up his big ambitions.

Chen Guanlou raised his tea cup and said, "To God damn me."

After one drink, there was another, "From now on, we brothers will work hard to make money!"

"Making money!" Qi Wuxiu pursed his lips, "You are right, making money is real and what we should pursue. Suddenly I understand a little bit about those corrupt officials. Public food is not good and they can't pursue it. Morality and justice, the pursuit of money is the last resort. If you don't even have money, this public meal is really worthless, and it is a pity to throw it away if it is tasteless. "

"Brother, you have realized it. Making money is what we pursue, and everything else is just a cloud. Justice? This thing is just a castle in the air. Justice is not in you and me, not in the law, it is all in the above sentence. We are at the bottom. A tool person. As a tool person, you must not have unrealistic illusions. Making money is the right way.”

Chen Guanlou put his arm around Qi Wuxiu's shoulders and gave a speech, instilling his theory of making money into the other party, as if giving a class, vowing to clean up the mess in Qi Wuxiu's mind.

Qi Wuxiu is not someone who is easily brainwashed.

"It's easy for you to make money in the prison, just blackmail the prisoners. No one will pursue it anyway. To make money for us Jin Yiwei, we have to blackmail good people, which is not good."

"You can blackmail corrupt officials." Chen Guanlou gave advice to the other party without any psychological burden.

Qi Wuxiu shook his head repeatedly and immediately denied this bad idea, "Corrupt officials are pillars of the imperial court until they are convicted. I don't have the guts to come and blackmail you. Otherwise, I don't know how I will die."

Having said that, it is not as convenient for our Jin Yiwei to make money as it is for you in Tianlao. When we make money, it is easy to leave evidence behind. If we are held accountable afterwards, we will inevitably have to go to jail. You don't have to worry about making money. As long as you don't kill people, no one will ask whether a prison officer has been blackmailed. "

"It's different. You Jinyiwei have the right to have status and status, and your reputation can stop a child from crying at night. God is fair and has given you status, so it will naturally take back some money in terms of money. In the same way, we, the jailers of Tianlu, get money. , but lost his status and was looked down upon. You see, God knows how to balance things."

Chen Guanlou said seriously.

Qi Wuxiu thought for a moment and nodded, "It seems to be the reason. After officials gain status, they can only become corrupt officials if they want money, which means that the balance is broken. Once the balance is broken, sooner or later the ship will capsize. Brother Chen, I Respect you, you are a man of great wisdom, you really don’t want to follow me as a servant in Jinyiwei and stay in Tianlao Qucai.”

"Why should I go to Jinyiwei with you? I have less money and are far away from home. I am crazy." Chen Guanlou complained, "Do you earn as much as a fraction of me in a month?"

Qi Wuxiu:...

So sad.

It doesn’t matter if their faces are compared, even their incomes are compared.

"Listen to what you say, how about I also go to work in Tianlao?"

"Brother, my dear brother, please don't harm me. I'm still young and I don't want to die!"

Recruit a Jinyi guard to serve as a guard in Tianlao. Believe it or not, everyone in Tianlao will unite in a few minutes to teach him the principles of life.