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If the emperor wanted to vent his anger or act willfully, the people below him would have to run themselves into pieces.

The emperor said that he would cut King Cheng into pieces, and this must be carried out without any compromise.

The key issue is that King Cheng is already dead, and only a well-preserved corpse remains. Moreover, he died of poisoning. The person who poisoned him must be one of King Cheng's family members.

How to cut into pieces is the question.

After repeated communication and discussion, the plan decided upon was lingchi.

Lingchi a dead person!

That’s right!

It's just lingchi a dead person!

The Jinyiwei gang ran away quickly. They used the excuse that they were busy at the end of the year and were busy catching religious bandits. They just spread their hands and the job fell on the Ministry of Justice.

Minister of Justice Sun Daoning: ...

I slapped myself silently, telling you not to speak.

The Ministry of Justice was in a state of great annoyance when such a disgusting task fell upon it, and everyone in the Ministry of Justice complained bitterly. The Six Gates were the first to come out, saying that their executioners only knew how to behead people, and could not do the delicate work of lingchi, and they pushed the matter aside.

So, this job fell on Tianlao.

The prison...

The sky is falling!

Chen Guanlou was furious and ran to the Ministry of Justice to find Sun Daoning to ask for an explanation. "You are always picking on the weak, right? Mr. Sun, you can't always go to Tianlao to cause trouble. Even if Tianlao was run by foot-washing maids, you wouldn't be so bad. A corpse, that's a corpse! Don't you find it disgusting during the New Year's Day?"

"I feel disgusted too, but there is nothing I can do. This is a task assigned by His Majesty himself, and it must be completed. And it must be completed without compromise. Three thousand dollars, not a single dollar less."

“Are you crazy?”

"Whether he is crazy or not, I don't know. I can only tell you that the palace will send someone to watch the execution! Remember, three thousand cuts, not a single one less."

"This job is impossible!" Chen Guanlou said angrily, "The Tianlao is only responsible for guarding the prisoners, not for cleaning up your mess. You can find whoever you want, but don't expect the Tianlao to carve up your corpse for you."

"This is an order! You cannot refuse it. But don't worry. Tianlao has accepted this job. I promise you that within three days, all the money and grain owed will be transferred. No delay will be made. How do you think?"

"Nothing!" Chen Guanlou felt so sick that he wanted to vomit. "You really don't want me to have a good New Year. The New Year is almost here, and suddenly this job comes up. Old Sun, Old Sun, I'm just curious, why did this job fall on the Ministry of Justice? Could it be that the Ministry of Justice was raised by a stepmother? This job should be done by the Jinyiwei, they definitely don't find it disgusting. Why can the Jinyiwei get away with it, but the Ministry of Justice can't? Old Sun, you can't do it!"

Sun Daoning couldn't refute.

He couldn't say that he was very capable, because the task of lingchi corpse indeed fell on the shoulders of the Ministry of Justice.

He couldn't say he couldn't do it. If he was a man, he had to do it! He had to do it! If he couldn't do it, he wasn't a man.

He wiped his face and said regretfully, "I was just a step slower with my words, and someone took advantage of me. Sigh, the officialdom is treacherous!"

"You, you, you..." Chen Guanlou was furious. He was so angry that he couldn't say a word. He thought of many possibilities, but he never thought that he would suffer such a disaster just because he was a little slow in speaking!

"What can I say about you? You need to practice being thick-skinned and not talkative. Look at that bastard Xiao from the Imperial Guard. He's so good at being lazy. Everyone else can do it, but why can't you? The Ministry of Justice has a chief like you, and you make the people below feel disappointed!"

Chen Guanlou looked so distressed and wanted to take his place, which stimulated Sun Daoning's eyebrows and eyes to jump. He almost couldn't hold it back and wanted to explode on the spot.

However, I lacked confidence and felt a little guilty, so I finally held back.

"Don't yell. Now that things have come to this, we have no choice but to go ahead. The body will be transported to Beijing in a few days. Hurry and get ready."

"This can't be done! I've been in Tianlao for so many years, and I've never done anything so disgusting. You should find someone else." Chen Guanlou snorted coldly, making it clear that he was uncooperative.

The jailers in the Heavenly Prison are lowly, but not in this lowly way.

Too bullying.

"This matter must be handled by the Tianlao."

"Go find the Six Gates."

"The executioners of the Six Gates are not capable of lingchi."

"Then let them borrow people from outside."

"I can't borrow money. I can't borrow anyone even if I give money. No one will agree to do it no matter how much money I offer. This job can only fall on the head of the Tianlao. Chen Yucheng, you are my confidant. Now that I'm in trouble, how can you, as my confidant, refuse to do anything and share my worries? It's a waste of my care for you all these years."

Sun Daoning began to control Chen Guanlou.

Chen Guanlou immediately rolled his eyes at the other party and said, "Old Sun, look at the job you took, is it a job for a human being? After this job is done, everyone in the Ministry of Justice will become a laughing stock."

"It doesn't matter whether we are a laughing stock or not. What matters is to satisfy His Majesty. His Majesty's satisfaction is more important than anything else."

"Even if His Majesty is satisfied, you can't become His Majesty's trusted minister. In His Majesty's mind, you are always just a piece of toilet paper!"

"How dare you!" Sun Daoning was furious. Even if it was just straw paper, he couldn't say it out loud. This was a slap in the face! He was the Minister of Justice, didn't he have any shame?

Chen Guanlou ignored him and continued, "Xie Changling didn't have to do anything. He didn't have to do any dirty work. He became His Majesty's trusted advisor with ease and a clean record. As for you, you do all the dirty work, but you get no benefits at all. Why bother?"

"Then what do you want me to do? I am in this position, so I have to share the worries of His Majesty. Even if it is just straw paper, I have to fulfill my responsibility as straw paper." Sun Daoning said calmly, "I know you are resentful. How about this? I will allocate the money and grain for the first half of next year to you in advance. How do you think?"

Chen Guanlou snorted coldly, with disgust and disdain!

You're dreaming if you think you can bribe him with just half a year's money and food.

"Then how much do you want? How about giving you the entire share for next year all at once?"

"Two years!"

"Don't push your luck. No government office can allocate two years' worth of money and grain in advance."

"Find someone else for this job. Tianlao can't do it."

Sun Daoning was furious and rubbed his brows. "At most one and a half years. This is the biggest concession I can make. Don't let others know about this, otherwise everyone will be furious."

"Whoever dares to make a fuss will be made to do this job. If it doesn't work, kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys. I don't believe that anyone would dare to make a fuss before losing their heads!" Chen Guanlou came up with a crooked idea.

Sun Daoning sighed repeatedly, "It would be great if the officialdom was as simple as you think. The money and food for a year and a half are settled. This job must be done well to satisfy the people in the palace."

"Don't the people in the palace find it disgusting?" Chen Guanlou sighed, and once again refreshed his view of the people in the palace. It was truly amazing.

"The people in the palace are knowledgeable and have seen all kinds of bloody and cruel scenes. A mere lingchi (slowly cutting) of a corpse means nothing to them." Sun Daoning was very angry. If it weren't for those clueless guys in the palace who gave random advice, how could there be such a perverted order to lingchi (slowly cutting) a corpse.

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