"Pah!"

After knocking down his opponent with a sweeping kick, and then jumping and hitting the Joker in the abdomen, causing him to scream, Batman gently jumped off his cape, like darkness itself, and said to the Joker expressionlessly: "It's over, Joker."

"No, this is wrong!"

The Joker staggered to his feet, his dark green pupils full of confusion and anger.

As Batman's soul mate (the Joker thinks so himself), he is also Batman's best partner.

In the battle with Batman just now (referring to being beaten by one hand), the Joker was keenly aware of the other party, and both his strength and reaction speed were much faster than before.

Batman is still the same Batman, but his physical fitness is far beyond the Joker's expectations, and from the subtle movements of the other party pausing from time to time, it can be judged that he seems to be talking to someone.

But the Joker has observed that the other party is not wearing headphones.

And when he fired just now, Batman's skin actually emerged with a strange black mud to catch the bullet for him.

So after excluding all the impossibilities, a crazy idea was born in the Joker's mind.

His Batman has a new lover!

And that guy has a much closer relationship with Batman than himself!

After all, the other party is even sticking to Batman!

"Bang!"

Before the Joker could stand up, Batman kicked the Joker hard in the stomach and made him lie on the ground again.

"Hahahaha, yes, it's over, but I don't think it's completely over yet!"

The Joker who fell to the ground was not as panicked as Batman expected.

On the contrary, he took out a button from his pocket with an evil smile and pressed it gently.

"Click!"

As the button was pressed, the dome where the two of them lived suddenly opened, and a series of sturdy machine guns slowly fell from the ceiling, humming and turning towards the position where Batman and the Joker were.

"Hehehe, die with me, my dear little bat."

After realizing that he was "betrayed" by Batman, or that he wanted to test what kind of monsters were hidden in Batman's body, the Joker pressed the red button again.

"Buzz buzz buzz ~"

Dozens of Gatling gun barrels began to rotate rapidly, and then these expensive and powerful thermal weapons spewed out a continuous stream of bullets from the barrels.

These bullets were so dense that they almost drowned every inch of the two people's bodies.

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Facing the bullets flying from all directions, Batman did not panic, but gently lifted his cloak.

"According to the law of bullet range, you can protect 80% of your body, but your ankles and wrists will be exposed to dense firepower and become disabled."

"So, you need my help!"

Batman heard Venom's hoarse roar.

"No, I don't need your help"

Before Batman finished speaking, he felt a sharp electric current flashing through his mind and hitting his nerves.

Then he found that he couldn't move!

Batman could retain his consciousness, but he could only watch his body move alone.

Batman felt himself open his arms, and then countless black, viscous liquids bounced out like a big net.

The Joker looked at the Batman who had changed drastically, and now he looked like a hideous and ugly monster.

If the previous Batman was just dressed like a bat, then the current Batman was undoubtedly a terrifying monster.

The sticky, ink-like limbs stretched out, like a terrifying giant monster, with white stripes attached to the black and hideous pair of bat wings, which looked hideous and terrifying.

"Pah, pah, pah!"

The bullets hit the black curtain with a dull sound, which sounded extremely creepy.

"You, hehe, you have really changed, Batman!" The Joker roared angrily, as angry as a wronged child.

He gritted his teeth, and felt that tears would flow out of his eyes in the next second.

Like a betrayed woman, the Joker felt that he was going to grit his teeth and cry.

But before the Joker could make any sound, a black tentacle suddenly popped out from Batman's chest, then whizzed down on the Joker in an instant, pinning him to the ground and making him unable to move.

"Are you going to kill him?"

This time, Batman really heard Venom's hoarse and low voice for the first time.

"Damn it, what the hell are you!"

The Joker felt jealous and was about to explode. This damn alien creature didn't even call Batman by his name, which showed how much they cared for each other.

Regret, if there is a word to describe the Joker's current mood, it would be regret.

In the past, he and Batman were in love, but now, it has been someone else.

"We?"

The black mucus uttered a low laugh: "We are Venom, no, it should be Venom Batman!"

After that, the monster Batman suddenly grabbed the Joker, opened his bloody mouth and revealed a row of sharp teeth, and was about to bite the Joker!

"Hahahaha!"

Seeing himself about to be sent into the monster's mouth, the clown was not afraid of death, but laughed loudly: "Okay, okay, kill me, kill me!"

The bloody mouth was getting closer and closer. Just when the Joker was about to enjoy the moment of death being sent into the mouth, the sticky hand holding him suddenly stopped in the air as if the pause button was pressed and could not move at all.

"No."

A familiar voice that made the Joker haunt his soul sounded.

Batman, it's Batman!

The Joker was surprised to see Batman slowly put himself down, and then, as if he had split personalities, the two sides argued fiercely.

"Why didn't you let me kill him?"

"Because I can't, killing is my bottom line, no matter who can touch it."

The two talked to each other.

"But I'm so hungry, his head smells like stinky tofu, stinky but delicious, I can't help but want to take a bite and taste it!"

"No, this head is not delicious, you can't eat it!"

"But I'm hungry!"

Batman's voice was silent for a while, and then suddenly rang: "I can treat you to chocolate, but you can't eat people's heads!"

The two sides communicated and soon finalized the matter.

However, their conversation fell into the ears of the Joker and heard a different meaning.

"Honey, I want to kill him."

"No, killing him will dirty your hands, we won't kill him."

The conversation between the two made the Joker feel a fire of evil burning upwards: "Kill me!"

He shouted angrily, but found that Batman and the monster who called himself Venom ignored him, but were discussing which kind of chocolate to eat later.

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