Marvel Comics: The King's Coming

Lee Los' Facebook is still the same media mudslide style

——Title:"The American people are crying, the Pentagon was actually turned over by the grass……》

——Content: Shocked! I saw the Pentagon was turned upside down. Who did it? Stand up! I promise not to kill him (thumbs up)! I just sorted out the media reports at night and found that there are still many that have not been reported. I will add a note here. One is the monster, the second is the attack process, and the third is the result of the attack.

Then, Li Luosi posted a lot of high-definition and uncensored pictures of monsters. Among them, the Bolt Tyrant is the most conspicuous because its body is extremely large. The most conspicuous is the huge eyeball under its shoulder, which makes people look creepy.

As for the attack process, Li Luosi described in detail the electromagnetic gun that paralyzed the Pentagon at the beginning, and then the armed attack, as well as the monster's wind, thunder, water, fire and superpowers and invulnerability. There are a lot of photos in it, which is just like a Hollywood blockbuster.

Then, it also talked about the computer center being bombed and the inestimable data being destroyed.

Afterwards, it introduced the process of the military station next to it being turned upside down, with a lot of pictures, such as the mental attack on the soldiers who fell to the ground while cutting wheat, the missiles washing the ground, and finally the pictures of running away with things.

At the end of the document, Li Luosi concluded:"This attack was obviously a lure to divert the enemy's attention. The Pentagon became a bait, and the mysterious items in the military base became the ultimate target. The enemy finally succeeded in taking the items away. The Pentagon has become a dangerous building. Buildings without steel bars are destined to be demolished. I wonder how much money the government will give for the demolition.……"

Finally, Li Luosi shouted:"The Ministry of National Defense is so weak and wastes taxpayers' money!" and ended this Facebook post.

The comments below are also going crazy

"Oh my god, are those media people raised on shit? Or is it more satisfying to look at the profile photo of God Los?"

"Look at that monster with eyes on its shoulders, it's so cool!!"

"Wow~~ These monsters are so cute~ I really want to take them home and feed them……"

"There's a pervert upstairs!"

"There is even a mental shock, 666~~"

"Well said, the Ministry of National Defense is simply too weak. Not only was it beaten, but it was also lured away without being noticed."

Countless people criticized the Ministry of National Defense. At the same time, there were also many people with peculiar aesthetics who thought that the tyrant was cute and wanted to take him home to feed him. However, most of the people were young people with peculiar thinking in the United States and people from all over the world who were just watching the fun.

Just when all the fans were discussing it enthusiastically, suddenly Li Luosi’s Facebook posted a new update

——Title:"Countries have called to express their condolences, and the President did this after hearing it. I feel speechless after reading it.……》

——Content: The Pentagon was bombed, and the White House was also busy.

European countries such as Britain, France, Germany, and Spain, China, and Japan...

sent congratulatory messages...

bah...

sent condolence calls, constantly comforting the president, asking him to be strong, to stay calm, not to cry, to stand up and do nothing...

Hey, it seems like something strange has sneaked in...

The president repeatedly expressed his gratitude for the condolences from these countries.

These calls lasted more than 3 hours in total.

The president was moved to tears, and then...

smashed the table.

I wonder if he will go home and beat his children.

I feel sorry for the table for five minutes

——Photos: The president answers the phone, the president cries, the president slams the table...

When this Facebook post comes out, the comments below are all filled with"666".

Many Americans didn't know what 666 meant at first, after all, it is an Internet language from China. But now that Li Luosi's Facebook is filled with such a series of 666, a large number of Americans know what 666 means and are happy to use it.

……

Ministry of National Defense

"General, that Li Luosi posted on Facebook again!"The staff officer exclaimed

"Humph, he's just a clown, why bother with him?"The Minister of Defense snorted coldly.

"No, General, this Li Luosi is slandering us.……"The staff officer handed the tablet to the Minister of Defense.

When the Minister of Defense saw Lee Los' Facebook, he actually said that the Ministry of Defense was weak? The Minister of Defense was so angry that he wanted to hit someone.

"General, should we send someone to arrest him?" the staff officer asked.

"Well... um... wait a minute!" The Secretary of Defense hesitated for a moment, looking at the dilapidated Pentagon, and finally said helplessly:"Let's remember this grudge for now, and wait for half a month after the Ministry of Defense is settled, then we'll settle the score with him!"

"Yes! General!"The staff officer wrote down the answer very seriously in his notebook.——""After half a month, I will settle accounts with Li Luosi!" He also highlighted this itinerary in bold and red.

Obviously, this staff officer hated Li Luosi. If someone investigated his social relations, they would find that he was a good friend of Nick Fury's son.

……

……

The White House

"Damn it! This Li Los is so damn abominable! How dare he write about me like this!"

The cute and adorable President, after just getting angry and slamming the table during a phone call, saw the Facebook post of Li Los handed to him by his secretary and slammed the table again.

The secretary looked at him with heartache.

Not because of the president, but because of the table.

The president's desk is no ordinary desk. There are four presidential desks in the White House: the Resolute Desk, the Theodore Roosevelt Desk, the Wilson Desk and the CO Desk.

The president can choose any one of these four desks.

Each of them has its own unique historical heritage.

For example, the Resolute Desk. The United States salvaged a British naval ship from 1845 and returned it to Britain. After the ship was retired, the British government ordered that three tables be built with its wood. The largest of them is the current Resolute Desk, which was presented to Hayes in 1880 as a thank you for the United States' discovery, repair and return of the"Resolute", symbolizing the friendship between the United States and Britain.���Friendship (nonsense).

When the president was in a bad temper today, the table he flipped the most was the [Resolute Table]. It was obvious that he was mad at the Queen of England.

After breaking the [Resolute Table], the president extended his claws to the other three tables, breaking the Theodore Roosevelt Desk and the Wilson Desk.

And now, he finally broke the last CO Desk.

Three minutes of silence for the next president~~

President:"Secretary, write down this Lee Los! I'm going to teach him a lesson!"