Marvel connotates old drivers

“Drip, Drip!”

“Congratulations to the host for coming to the Marvel World, your mission is to carry forward the funny jokes of the earth and conquer the Marvel Universe on behalf of thousands of friends!”

“Congratulations to the host for obtaining the [God-level Duan Hand System]!”

“The newbie gift package has been sent, please receive the host!”

The system prompt sound in his ears made Zhou Cheng understand that he was really not dreaming!

Zhou Cheng, in his previous life, was one of the founders of Connotation Duanzi, and he and several other partners spent nearly five years of hard work to finally build the Connotation Duanzi APP into the first community of Chinese Connotation Duanzi!

Unfortunately, the good times did not last long, and the success of their careers made them relax their vigilance, and many illegal yellow jokes and illegal videos began to appear on the connotation paragraphs, coupled with the malicious competition of peers, the connotation duanzi was forced to be removed from the shelves, and all their efforts were in vain!

Zhou Cheng was unwilling! But in the face of national righteousness, he can only choose to compromise.

Zhou Cheng, who knew that he was unable to return to the sky, could only borrow alcohol to relieve his worries all day, but he passed out because of excessive drinking, and when he woke up, he suddenly found himself in the Marvel world!

He also obtained the god-level Duan Hand System!

“Hahaha, it seems that God will not kill me!”

Zhou Cheng looked up to the sky and laughed, telling jokes is his old job, and this is the Marvel world, a magical universe full of freaks like a cloud.

For Zhou Cheng, who is naturally free and funny, what is more fun than finding those superheroes?

Make trouble, make trouble! Duan You’s army is about to hit the road!

“Drip, drip. Congratulations to the host for receiving the newbie reward: the first-level national art fruit. ”

With the prompts of the system, Zhou Cheng clicked on the newbie reward, and found that he was holding a green fruit shaped like a fragrant pear in his hand.

“First-level Guoshu Fruit: Contains dozens of Guoshu fighting techniques, and after taking it, it makes the host Guoshu reach the level of a master.”

Zhou Cheng’s eyes lit up.

National Art Fruit! That’s a good thing!

“It tastes good.”

With the lower belly of the fruit, Zhou Cheng immediately felt that something appeared in his mind.

Tai Chi Palm Method….

Eight Pole Collapse….

Emei Swordsmanship….

……

Zhou Cheng was stunned, and dozens of national arts entry techniques were all imprinted in his mind, as if he had practiced for decades.

He directly became a master of national arts!

“Hahaha!”

He burst out laughing, attracting the attention of blonde foreigners on the street.

I didn’t expect newbie rewards to be so exaggerated!

If this develops to the future, won’t it be possible to punch a Spider-Man and kick a Hulk?

In the future, if you want to be able to accept Thanos as a little brother, it’s cool to think about it!

Just when Zhou Cheng fell into YY, a silver-white limited edition supercar Audi R8 was rushing towards him at a very fast speed, and if the owner did not brake, Zhou Cheng would definitely be knocked off!

But what character is Zhou Cheng now? A master of national arts, even if this speed is doubled, it is impossible to rub him a little.

Fortunately, the Audi supercar, at the moment of the attack, Kang Kang stopped in front of Zhou Cheng.

Zhou Cheng squinted, this car is a little familiar….

Sure enough, a man in a suit and wearing sunglasses got out of the car.

His head was raised high, and he was arrogant and domineering, and no one in his eyes rushed to his face.

It was Tony Stark, later Iron Man.

According to the current timeline, Stark has not yet become Iron Man, but is still only the heir of Stark’s company, a playboy.

“shit！ Boy, this is not the place for you to be in a daze, if you are a job seeker, you should not use this method to get my attention, if you want to find angel investors, sorry I am not optimistic about your project. ”

Tony Stark got out of the car and looked at Zhou Cheng coldly.

He was actually regarded as a part-time worker looking for a job.

The corner of Zhou Cheng’s mouth showed a hint of amusement.

This Tony Stark is really the same as the legend, aggressive and extremely difficult to get along with.

At this time, a system prompt suddenly sounded in my ears.

“Drip, drip! The first task of the system is released: tell a funny joke and pretend to be forced in front of Tony Stark! ”

“Mission Reward: 2000 Contention Points. (Note: The host itself comes with 8329 connotation points, plus the task income, you can buy a lottery)”

“Accept the task.”

Zhou Ran did not hesitate.

The first task is very important, how can it be refused!

Hey, hey, hey! Tony Stark, huh?

Meet me Zhou Cheng today, count you unlucky! You will be the first to see what authentic Chinese jokes are!

Zhou Ran looked at Tony Stark and said in an arrogant tone than him: “Hey, I’m sorry, I don’t know you, what are you, dare to teach me a lesson?” ”

“What am I?”

Stark laughed angrily: “Boy, you should be a Chinese, have you heard of the Stark Group?” This is the largest arms manufacturing supplier in the United States, with a market capitalization of the top ten in the United States, and I am the only legal heir of Stark Company…”

At this time, a group of passers-by had gathered around to stop and watch.

“What is Stark?”

“ohmygod！ Who is this who dares to speak so to Tony? ”

“Oh my God? Didn’t he know the strength of the Stark family? ”

“This Chinese kid is going to be unlucky, I heard that Tony Stark has a notoriously bad temper.”

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