Marvel connotates old drivers

“Phil Coulson, why are you here?”

When Zhou Cheng saw Phil Coulson who appeared at the entrance of the school, he suddenly had a bad premonition.

“It turned out to be Mr. Zhou, I haven’t seen you for a long time, are you okay.” Phil Coulson was also very surprised to see Zhou Cheng come to this school.

Then, he immediately turned to Fitz and said: “Mr. Fitz Leo, congratulations, you have successfully passed the test of the S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy of Sciences and have obtained the qualification to enter the Academy of Sciences, I wonder if you want to go to the Academy of Sciences to study?” ”

Fitz met two or three waves of questioning him within an hour, and he was immediately dumbfounded.

Why are so many people interested in him today?

“What is S.H.I.E.L.D.? And what the hell is this S.H.I.E.L.D. Academy of Sciences? “Fitz, as an ordinary person, it’s normal not to know S.H.I.E.L.D. too.

“I know! The full name of S.H.I.E.L.D. is the Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Defense Logistics Support Bureau, and the director is a one-eyed dragon, and there is a bald man who is good at negotiation, which is what the boss told me! Peter Parker, the little spider on the side, interjected.

Coulson: “… Just say it, for Mao to mention my bald head! ”

After listening to it, Fitz suddenly realized: “Oh, it turns out to be Rusi, I really haven’t heard of it, is this S.H.I.E.L.D. powerful?” How does it compare to your Tenjin technology? ”

“Of course, our S.H.I.E.L.D. is a little stronger, we have a perfect talent selection reserve wit, and we also have a genius academy, which is full of geniuses similar to you, everyone can learn from each other and make progress together, S.H.I.E.L.D. has many advanced high-tech, I believe you will like it there, don’t you?” Phil Coulson forced his way in.

Fitz nodded: “Oh, I see, it looks very powerful, and it seems to be really stronger than Tianshen Technology.” ”

Phil Coulson: “Of course, IMHO, although Tianshen Technology is a large company, it does not have the main business, even the most basic company structure has not yet been built, such a company has an uncertain future, a genius scientist like you should not serve a certain business owner, but should serve the country!” ”

“We at S.H.I.E.L.D. were born with the support of the United Nations background, with many privileges, as long as you become our agent, you can receive special treatment all over the world, and your family will also be protected, so don’t hesitate any longer, hurry up and join us S.H.I.E.L.D.!”

Phil Coulson did everything in his power to win over Fitz.

“Hey, Coulson, you don’t exist, don’t you?” Zhou Cheng was suddenly upset.

It’s shameless to dig people in front of them!

Do you understand the rules?

Do you know what is called first come, first come!

Lao Tzu came first, and you S.H.I.E.L.D. came later!

If we want to dig people, we will dig first!

Coulson looked at Zhou Cheng and shrugged: “Zhou, we should compete fairly, as long as whoever impresses Mr. Fitz, who wins, doesn’t it?” ”

After that, he said to Fitz again: “Come to our S.H.I.E.L.D., this is a state-owned enterprise with strong teachers!” ”

Zhou Cheng: “I’m sorry, your head is bald.” ”

The corners of Coulson’s mouth twitched slightly: “Fitz, our S.H.I.E.L.D. has the most advanced technology, agents have great power, can mobilize Kun-style fighters, and even we have an even larger aircraft, I guarantee that you will be absolutely shocked after seeing it!” ”

Zhou Cheng: “Isn’t it an aerospace carrier, but your brain is still bald.” ”

Coulson was on the verge of an outburst: “Fitz, listen to me, how great is our S.H.I.E.L.D. determined to bring down Hydra and save world peace!” ”

Zhou Cheng: “What does this matter with your baldness?” ”

Coulson: “Can we not talk about baldness…”

Zhou Cheng nodded seriously: “Okay, bald.” ”

Netizens burst into laughter.

“Hahaha, the anchor is really skin!”

“Laughing on the street, this Coulson agent is estimated to be mad.”

“The anchor is big This is poking people’s wounds in the face, what’s wrong with baldness, can’t baldness dig people? If the head is not bald, does it have a sense of superiority? ”

“Duan Wang Ye said: Sorry, the head is not bald, there is really a sense of superiority!”

“One day, my buddies lined up to buy breakfast, suddenly fart full of meaning, helpless behind a beautiful woman, my buddy thought, a loud fart is not good for the image, separate a silent one, so carefully put it out, at this time, the beauty behind said faintly, “It’s a good fart let you smash…” ”

“The roommate was constipated, squatted for half an hour without success, scolded and came back and said: grass, pulling out that is not enough to plug the teeth!”

The roommate asked, “Why are island anime all about children saving the world?” I said surprisingly: “Because their adults are busy filming other films…” The dormitory instantly quieted down…”

Coulson is completely violent!

“Zhou Cheng, I warn you, don’t joke with my head, you hateful fellow, can you not be so mean! Fitz, our S.H.I.E.L.D. is determined to win, are you sincerely trying to oppose us! ”

Zhou Cheng: “Okay, bald.” ”

Coulson cried: “Can we not mention the bald thing?” ”

“Okay, bald.”

“……”

“Hahaha…” Spider-Man Peter Parker on the side, hearing the boss’s continuous mending knife strikes, had already laughed crazy.

The boss deserves to be the boss, that is, the bull!

Peter Parker found that although he was usually quite talkative, compared with the boss, the gap was simply a world apart!

It seems that I must work harder to learn the mouth cannon skill in the future!

“Hahaha, Zhou, you are talking about too humor, I think doing things with you in a company should be very happy every day, I like this feeling.” Fitz looked down and bit his fingers, thinking for a long time and finally made a decision. “I want to join Tianshen Technology!”

“yes！ Perfect! Zhou Cheng showed a smug smile on his face, and with his three-inch incorruptible tongue, he finally got Fitz.

Coulson was on the verge of crying.

Temo spent a lot of saliva to say how good S.H.I.E.L.D. was, but it didn’t impress Fitz at all, and was finally snatched away by Zhou Cheng.

“Woo hoo… It’s a good failure to be human! ”

Coulson looked sad.

“Dude, don’t give up, your eloquence is actually okay, but compared with me, it’s still a little worse, between us, there is a paragraph, continue to work hard!”

Zhou Cheng took Peter Parker and Fitz past Coulson, patted him on the shoulder, and sighed.

Then turned and left.

The back of that vicissitudes can only be described in one sentence.

Invincible, how lonely!