Marvel connotates old drivers

“Did you get the point?”

The middle-aged white-collar worker pointed outside, looking surprised: “Is this when he goes to work?” ”

The remaining white-collar workers only then came back to their senses, their expressions first became ashamed, and then they felt that shame should not be the focus at this time, so their expressions became frightened again…

“And…”

The middle-aged white-collar worker pointed to himself, with a sad and indignant face, “I’m the boss!” ”

……

Underground battlefield.

Black Widow went to great lengths to kill a Chitauri soldier.

She heard a sound behind her, quickly turned around, and was relieved to find that it was Team America.

The American team came up.

“If the portal doesn’t close,” Black Widow gasped, “they won’t be able to kill it.” ”

Zhou Cheng sighed leisurely: “Such a simple and easy-to-understand truth… You finally found out. ”

Black Widow and Team America looked at him in amazement, and then stared at the space tunnel on the sky dome, where endless Chitauri soldiers came out.

The US team said: “There is no way to use any weapon. ”

Black Widow held the Chitauri weapon pestle on the ground and said, “Maybe it’s not a problem with weapons.” ”

The American team stared at her, then looked at the sky and said, “If we go up there, we need a car.” ”

Black Widow glanced at Zhou Cheng thoughtfully.

Zhou Cheng heard the song and knew the meaning, pointed to the mobile phone and smiled: “I’m just an anchor… Very professional kind of service that does not save the world part-time. ”

The live broadcast room suddenly exploded!

“Anchor, who is important to save the world and live broadcast?”

“In the hearts of normal people, it must be to save the world, in the eyes of the anchor… It’s hard to say. ”

“Don’t be a upstairs! Why should the anchor go? ”

“People in the live broadcast industry should really come out and listen to the anchor’s words and shame them.”

“Anchor, you fucking are such a talent!”

……

“I do have a car.” Seeing Zhou Cheng’s reaction, Black Widow immediately shook her head in disappointment, glanced at the Chitauri soldiers flying in mid-air, and said to the American team: “But I need some help.” ”

The American team half-crouched and raised his shield: “Are you sure you want to do this?” ”

“Yes, it’s definitely exciting.”

Black Widow retreated to the back, then accelerated her dash, stepped on the shield of the American team and instantly catapulted up, grabbed a Chitauri flying machine, and was taken overhead.

Team America and Zhou Cheng looked up at Black Widow at the same time.

“Save the world, you come, live broadcast me, really have a clear division of labor.”

Zhou Cheng sighed softly at the black widow, and stared at the American team with contempt: “Look at the people, look at yourself, mend the shame?” What a tricky super soldier. ”

Team America had black question marks on his face: “??? ”

The live broadcast room exploded immediately!

“God’s special division of labor is clear!”

“The nickname of the American super soldier can’t be retired in this life!”

“Anchor this expression??”

“In this way, the American team is really cheating and slippery, but why is it so strange to say it from the mouth of the anchor?”

“If I were Captain America, I would have to die there.”

……

At this time, a group of Chitauri soldiers surrounded them.

“Groove! No matter where I am, I have a bunch of enemies! Am I that unlucky? ”

Zhou Cheng was sad and indignant, and said to the US team again: “Super soldier, your task is coming, I’m going to work.” ”

The American team hesitantly glanced at Zhou Cheng, and then rushed forward with a shield to fight with a group of Chitauri soldiers.

“Super soldier battles are not interesting.” Zhou Cheng glanced at the space tunnel in the sky, “Let’s go see the battle between the heroes, alas, I really bothered to live broadcast.” ”

The live broadcast room exploded again!

“？？ Struggling with it? ”

“I really feel sorry for Team America…”

“A superhero is actually said to be a super soldier.”

“Wow, Team America, I’m you and I’ll beat the anchor and beat him to death.”

……

In the sky, Black Widow struggles to kill the Chitauri soldiers on the two flying machines and gain control of the flying machines, however, the problem of directional piloting makes her difficult.

“Turn left, turn left!”

Black Widow shouted in panic, however, the craft went in the opposite direction and scraped into the building on the right.

“This matter tells us…” Zhou Cheng sighed leisurely: “The female driver can’t afford to mess with it…”

The live broadcast room suddenly exploded!

“Anchor, did the female driver gouge your ancestral grave?”

“That is, drive a good car, who did the female driver recruit to mess with?”

“Anchor, you are discriminating against female drivers!”

“If the female driver is not shouting in an emergency, I also think that the anchor is talking about discrimination.”

“If you don’t call in an emergency, do you still call a female driver?” And…… Anchor, the widow sister is not driving a car! ”

“Almost, almost, all for driving.”

Zhou Cheng waved his hand and said, “I suddenly remembered the story of a female driver…”

“A female driver who had just obtained her driver’s license drove into the city in her family’s big truck and was stopped by the traffic police at the intersection.”

The traffic police looked at the driver’s license of the female driver and said: Beauty! This car needs a B photo to drive, you know? ”

The female driver looked down at her flat chest and yelled at the police: Is it necessary for the old lady to go to the hospital to have big breasts in order to drive a car?”

The live broadcast room immediately burst into laughter!

“Anchor, it’s a joke to tell a story casually!”

“Poof! Breast enlargement, he laughed me to death. ”

“The female driver can’t be messed with.”

“It’s so real.”

“There is no common sense at all, how to get a driver’s license, the anchor will not be too exaggerated.”

“Exaggerated? Upstairs, you haven’t really met a female driver. ”

“Wait… It’s funny, but now it’s not the point! ”

“Yes, lying groove, this is to save the world, such a crisis moment, my mother was taken into the ditch by the anchor.”

……

Zhou Cheng continued to rise, and when he reached Hawkeye, he found Hawkeye squatting upstairs and shooting at the bottom of the building.

On the wall of the building, a group of Chitauri soldiers climbed up towards Hawkeye, and then was shot in the head by Hawkeye.

“Zombie siege, lying groove… This group of Chitauri is really… You have flying machines, bastards! Zhou Cheng held his forehead, sighed constantly, hated iron without steel, and said again: “A good activity to save the world, Leng was made into a tower defense game by you.” ”

On the other side, Hulk and Thor, the god of thunder, fought fiercely with a group of Chitari soldiers on the back of a mechanical bug.

These two are almost the strongest superheroes, naturally not a group of small soldiers can fight, and soon, the two of them cleaned up the Chitauri soldiers on the back of the mechanical bug, and then pinned the mechanical bug into a church.

Thor and Hulk jumped off the back of the mechanical bug in a fit of gust.

The friendship between the two reached a new height at this moment.

Thor looked at the Hulk with a smile on his face.

This green silly big mortal… Looks good.

“Boom!”

The Hulk suddenly stretched out his right fist, and Thor flew out immediately.

PS: Five changes are completed, three books are serialized at the same time, and it is exhausting.