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“I’m sorry, please don’t call, I really don’t know how to treat impotence!”

As soon as Zhou Cheng’s words came out, the audience laughed directly.

“Groove 666! The anchor is great, this sentence is amazing! ”

“The anchor is really leather!!”

“It’s just a heavenly show, Huaxia’s Chen Duxiu is not as good as you!”

“I remember that Mr. Lu Xun, a great man in Huaxia, once said that only skin can save the people of the Celestial Dynasty!”

“Pi is very happy this time!”

“This wave of operations can be said to be very tumultuous.”

On the other side, hearing Zhou Cheng’s answer, Colonel Rhode directly exploded!

“fuckyou！ Cheng Zhou, do you know what you are doing? You are disobeying military orders! And they can’t save the compatriots of the United States! Bastard! Don’t go back to the United States if you have the ability, otherwise you will wait to be accused by the military!

After Zhou Cheng listened, a trace of disdain appeared at the corner of his mouth: “Silly child, I’m not your father, please stop recognizing your father, and I really don’t know how to treat impotence!” ”

Toot toot!

After speaking, Zhou Chengcheng hung up the phone.

“Hahaha! Invincible! ”

“The guy on the other side should be angry and vomit blood, right?”

“The anchor is really ruthless, it’s too ruthless.”

“The other party has been.”

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

In the barracks, Colonel Rhode heard Zhou Cheng’s humiliating words and hung up his phone.

Directly fried!

“fuckyou！ Where the hell is this Asian kid? Dare to humiliate me! I’m going to send raptor fighters to blow him up to ashes! ”

…………

Terrorist cave.

While nibbling on an apple, Zhou Cheng came to Tony Stark and asked Dr. Ethan, who was treating his wounds, “How is he doing now?” ”

“Blessed by God.” Ethan touched the sweat on his head, “Life saved, but because of the lack of medical equipment, there are some sequelae.” ”

Zhou Cheng nodded: “Is that shrapnel on his chest?” It is indeed a bit troublesome, but as long as he returns to the United States, he can solve it by surgery. ”

At night, Tony Stark, who had been in a coma for a day, finally woke up.

But after knowing his physical condition, he was almost crying!

Knowing this situation earlier, I shouldn’t have ignored others and ran to the car!

The piece of shrapnel in his chest can only be sucked by magnets, and once it is loosened, it is likely to enter his heart.

This is more uncomfortable than death for a pampered and amorous playboy.

Zhou Cheng noticed that Stark woke up and gently patted Stark’s shoulder: “Mr. Stark, mourning is smooth, although this thing is ugly and does not fit your identity, but you survived after all.” ”

Nima, are these comforting words?

Stark wanted to cry without tears.

“Mr. Zhou, do you have anything to eat?”

Zhou Cheng was stunned and said, “You said it earlier!” ”

Then out of nowhere, a bunch of food was found and placed in front of Stark.

In fact, this Chinese is quite good.

Stark thought so, looked at Zhou Cheng gratefully, then swallowed his saliva, and was ready to reach for the food.

“Stop.”

Zhou Cheng patted Stark’s hand with the food and said solemnly: “In the Middle East, food is very expensive!” ”

Stark looked at Zhou Cheng suspiciously.

Zhou Cheng pointed to the bottle of water: “This, ten thousand dollars!” ”

“This bread, 100,000 dollars”

“Well, this chicken leg, a million dollars.”

“This apple of mine, originally 100,000 US dollars, was bitten by me, and sold to you for a second-hand price of 90,000 US dollars!”

How is it, is it a very fair price, honest management, Tong Suo no deception. ”

Integrity to your brother-in-law!

Stark looked at the apple, which was only half half, speechless.

Netizens burst into laughter!

“Hahaha laugh at me! Tong Suo no deception? ”

“Anchor, I think you have a certain misunderstanding of the word integrity.”

“What a misunderstanding! I think it’s completely distorted meaning! ”

“This apple has more than one bite, right?”

“Do you sell me apples? I want you to bite it. ”

“I also want it, I will buy it at the original price of 100,000!”

“I’ll give out 120,000!”

“One hundred and thirty thousand!”

……

Zhou Cheng stretched out his mobile phone in front of Stark, and his face was straightforward: “Look at it, I said that Tong Suo is not deceptive, you can’t buy this apple now, which netizen just said 150,000?” Is there anything higher? Well, there is no such friend, I will send your address in a moment, and I will send you a courier. ”

Stark looked aggrieved: “Shit, I… How can I have money with me? ”

“No money?” Zhou Cheng quickly held the food in his arms, pretending to be a philistine face that looked down on people with dog eyes.

“You don’t have money, what do you eat if you’re poor? Small business, no credit! ”

No money!

Poor!

No credit!

Three extremely bleak words were used by Zhou Cheng on Tony Stark, and everyone laughed.

“Tony Stark is poor? The anchor is as stable as an old dog! ”

“After obeying, the first time I heard someone shout that the heir of the Stark Group is poor!”

“Small business, no credit! Lying groove, the anchor is darker than the blackest capitalist! ”

“Ginger is still old and spicy, and unscrupulous merchants are still the anchors who are the most pitted!”

“When will you be as good as the streamer?”

PS: When can the author be as good as the protagonist? I also want to be so awesome, so please support the officials, invest more flowers and collect more, and operate in small books, without credit! After reading it, you have to give flowers!